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Joined 08-10-06, id: 1111631, Profile Updated: 02-20-10
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Song of the Lioness.

I read fanfiction all the time but I rarely update or go on this account

Fav. Music: Arctic Monkeys, Panic! at the Disco, Vitamin String Quartet, Weezer

Fav. Shows: Pushing Daisies, Castle, How I Met Your Mother and The Office

Fav. Books/Series: City of Bones, Pendragon, all Tamora Pierce, The Year of Secret Assignments

Fav. Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, (500) Days of Summer, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I LOVE NEAL BASHING!

"There are so many idiots who's asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying around a list!"- Ed (FMA)

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"- Paul Merton

"The only reasons I learn other languages is to 1) talk to people OUTSIDE of this country. 2) to insult people in the country who I despise."- Unknown

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett (Neil Gaiman

“There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die’."- Alistair J.R. Young

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”-Ed Furgol

"No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."- Unknown

"I talked to McGonagall about the Firebolt today and she got a bit cheeky. Seems she thinks that I care more about winning the game than your safety. All I said was that I didn’t care if the broom bucked you off as long as you caught the Snitch first.”- Wood (Harry Potter)

I miss Fred :’(

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The Things They Heard by KrisEleven reviews
They thought they had left them in the past, but they have never stopped hearing the names of those abandoned, or forgotten.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
A Mutual Acquaintance by KrisEleven reviews
Sarai has just eloped; travelling with her husband to a land she knows nothing about. Kally has spent the past year feeling out of place in her husband's empire. The two women have more in common than they could ever have guessed.
Trickster series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Spinning by Skeleton Leaves reviews
Kel and Dom, 50 themes. Features dancing, teasing, horses, kisses, and a Meathead.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
A Rogue's Gamble by Starzgirl reviews
Post-Bloodhound. Rosto reacts to reports of Beka being seen with a gambling cove in Port Caynn. What happens when Beka returns to Corus and a sore Rogue? Hinted at Beka/Rosto. T for safety.CHAPTER TWELVE: TAKIN' A GAMBLE up! Bloodhound spoilers! COMPLETE!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Red Dresses by oneperfectfit reviews
Shinko is in fittings for her wedding dress, and something is not quite right.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Tortall - Complete
C&T: Characters and Themes by PlotBunniesIncorporated reviews
Just a collection of short drabbles. Starts out with a common theme, and then goes onto each character. First chapter is Kel!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Tortall
Bad Habits by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, KelDom/ 'When Neal’s eyes adjusted to the dim and saw the extra body sleeping in his cousin’s bed, it wasn’t that there was an extra body there; it was who that extra body was.'
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Sirius' Plan for the Most Perfect Life by Lirulin reviews
Can Sirius Black take anything seriously? ... What's our favourite and most handsome mischiefmaker doing at his careers advice, this very important stage in the life of every 5th year student? Now epilogue added on the insistence of said Sirius Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The Last Of the ForgetMeNots by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
8 One-shot series. Different themes. Tortallan characters. 8 themes that shock the world of 8 Tortallan characters. when life goes upside down. xxTunstall Chickxx
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Ten Little Wonders by Quiterie reviews
ten facts about various characters in the tortall realm of tamora pierce. no particular order. Started with Dom. CHAPTER SEVEN: shinko.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Tortall
Uncomfortable by Gurty Nemus reviews
Kel was riding double with Dom. It was SO uncomfortable.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Cleon's Last by Gurty Nemus reviews
Dom and Cleon finish what they started. KelDom
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Cleon, Keladry - Complete
Of Murderous Tendencies and Obsessed Stalkers by Lirulin reviews
What does it take to drive Lily Evans into insanity? Can Professor McGonagall even help her? And will someone really have to die? It's Careers Advice again and you're here to witness it all! Come in and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., Minerva M. - Complete
Of Spies and True Friendship by Lirulin reviews
Will Professor McGonagall have a normal careers advice for a change? What is James' and Sirius' latest plan? And what is a poor werewolf to do? Find out in this newest Careers Advice Story! And don't forget to review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Those Bloody Book Obsessed Buggers by VampireApple reviews
Every single day at lest ten Harry Potter fans would run head long into a brick wall. No Paiting. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
The Man Diary by Eternal Love LJ reviews
Marauders don't have diaries. Sirius Black has Man Diaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
Careers Advice or Why is That Leaflet Green? by Lirulin reviews
Does the word 'normality' even exist in the vocabulary of James Potter? ... Is there even a slight chance that his careers advice will pass normally? ... And does Prof. McGonagall survive the experience? You'll have to read and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Published: 11/4/2006 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
Marauder Rules by Paw Print Pajamas reviews
In every group there has to be a set of rules that every one have to follow. These are the rules that the Marauders made up. Spoilers for my Gryffindor series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scribbles, Notes, and Other Odd Documents by notagiraffe reviews
In a world full of over-excited workbooks, a commentator's ramblings, and the art of predicting your own misfortunes, the lives of Angelina, Katie, Alicia, George, Lee and Fred have never been normal...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Angelina J., George W.
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War Strategies reviews
What happens when knights have snowball fights? Magic, tactics, cheating and strategies happen.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
A Completely Normal Easter reviews
A Completely Normal Easter...for the Potter's and Co. at least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
A Completely Normal St Patrick's Day reviews
A completely normal St. Patrick's Day. At least in the Potter household. Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
A Completely Normal Christmas reviews
A Completely Normal Christmas in the Potter household. The first chapter is a little boring but the others are better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete