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Joined 08-10-06, id: 1111809, Profile Updated: 06-27-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.
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Loathing by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I've always felt like Elphaba: an outcast in my school for how I look, how I act, wanting to be free. And yet I feel quite sympathetic with Glinda at the moment, because I simply cannot stand who my assigned roommate is!.:.eventual Kurt/Dave. college fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,040 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
If I Traded It All by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt believes it's going to be the worst summer ever when he realizes he'll have to spend it at his former bullies home. David Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Broken by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt has lost everything. But in that moment where you have nothing, can you gain it all back in different ways? AU after "Grilled Cheesus" Character death. Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bonding by sohesy reviews
Sasuke has self-control, and Naruto has none, but they both have something to teach. Introspection, handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Counting to Nine by sohesy reviews
Sasuke and Naruto don't quite understand courting, but that's not going to stop them from giving it their best shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Infinitives by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Infinitives, journal entries, and two teens with a rivalry closer than most friendships. The story of how an English assignment, in a very roundabout way, brings Sasuke and Naruto from rivals to friends and maybe to something more. ---indefinite hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
because of kangaroos by 1147694 reviews
NarutoSasuke AU. When dropping kisses might be dropping hints, or it might not be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Inverse algebraic properties of a Relationship by Tenpa-Neko reviews
- Naruto’s voice was hoarse. “If this was only a dream, it would be the one nightmare I’d enjoy having.” - Sasuke and Naruto went through a lot of change over the years, but their feelings stayed fundamentally the same. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing Cupid's Fool by SerenNoir reviews
After Sasuke answers a dating ad in the local newspaper, he's inadvertently paired up with the oddest "Cupid" he's ever met. Despite being both male, they agree to go out on the one-date requirement in the hopes that Sasuke's own dating ways will improve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The vicarious value of vivacious Love by Tenpa-Neko reviews
-- Naruto laughed and Sasuke lifted his head up. His breath hitched, a sound like the strike of a match. “I hate you.” And Naruto understood that Sasuke had only missed by one word. -- NaruSasu. Warning for convoluted plot and multiple scene changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Half life: Full Life Epar by Jovitobi
It's time for Sakura to live up to her family name and face full life epar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H., Lee R.
Thrice Eternal by thetwistedtruth reviews
Once as melting wings. Twice to the sounds of gunshot. Thrice in the middle of the ocean. With the elements watching, the two boys fall through the sky, falling until they fly again. AU Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When dressing like your crush gives you Telepathy by Tenpa-Neko reviews
NaruSasu. "I suddenly wish I'd been listening more closely because your cheeks are suddenly redder than they were before and he's grinning wickedly and I need to know what he said." Naruto never really gives up, Sakura notes - Much to Sasuke's dismay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
love me plz by eftee reviews
The first time Sasuke told Naruto he loved him, Naruto cried. SasuNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feeling the Heat by michelerene reviews
Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If I die, Open it by SasuNaru Fangirl Seme reviews
OneShot. SasuNaru. Non-Graphic Lemon. Sasuke knew he was going to die, so he decided to leave Naruto with the best memories he could.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fairytale by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
In the end, their love was nothing but a fairytale. Beautiful, broken - and never meant to be. SasuNaru. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sun Up, Sun Down by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
When Naruto “earns” his cash to spend it at the best brothel in town, he expects good service. However, he gets more than he paid for. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Laudanum by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
A kiss with a stranger at a subway station has tragic consequences. SasuNaru. One-shot, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
LRLRLRLR by Jovitobi reviews
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Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
The Second Coming of Jesus by Jovitobi reviews
When there's only one thing elft to do to save the rpecious thing, will Tobi do it and attain lulz on the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
Enough by Tenpa-Neko reviews
For Sasuke, love had never been enough. He'd had too much experience in it to take it seriously. And yet, all definitions can be redefined. Enter Naruto, who threw out his dictionary a long time ago. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
First Comes Love by Ma Chat reviews
One touch. One gentle brush of the lips. That's all it took to drive Sasuke to the brink of insanity. [SasuNaru, AU] Too bad it was his foster child making him feel this way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,326 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Aniron by Shaitanah reviews
Sasuke just wants to have a piece of home with him. SasuNaru. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fifteen Ways to Dissolve a Memory by 1957 reviews
In which Naruto survives the wrath of the Konoha Potters' Guild, a jealous Sasuke, and pacifism induced alcoholism.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When Sounds Become Visual by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was abused, made fun of, picked on... It was about time he was given the happiness he deserved. [SasuNaru] You've seen Naruto as an angel, but what about Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The wonder that is maths class! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchiha Couple by asashouryuu reviews
Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru. Mpreg starting from chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 321,699 - Reviews: 3710 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Out Of It by Ms Trick reviews
After trying to kill his brother, Sasuke is declared a sociopath and ends up as roommate to Naruto in a mental institution. NaruSasu. SEQUEL: 'Landing'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,445 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
MasterCard Commercial Parody by Bookkbaby reviews
SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto do the MasterCard commercial. YAOI. Short, funny, and cute. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silent Noise by VanityWantsYou reviews
[Sequel to Dotless Dice] It's over between us! But I... But I can't help it... I'm falling in love with him all over again... SasuNaru SaiNaru ItaSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,661 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
A New Type of Lure by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
When Naruto wants something, he begs for it. When Sasuke wants something, he doesn't sit and beg. He goes for his prize, even if it means using a lure. ONESHOT. SasuNaru implied. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Kisses by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto and his first five kisses [SasuNaru fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dude WTF by cutiechibi reviews
Naruto whined. "It's been so long already... I mean... four manga chapters. FOUR! And still no Sasuke" Oh no! You're kidding me! Another chapter! OMG... WTF! Spoilers to new manga chapters, be careful! There will be no more updates to this story, but please, continue to enjoy the humor in it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Adam and Steve by SailorSunaru reviews
A little story of what really happened after God created the heaven and the earth. Warning: contains homosexuality.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2004
On the Fence by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi and Iruka kill some time and end up getting an eyeful. Kakairu, Narusasu, and Sakuno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2003
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Meet the Shuers reviews
When Georgia is thrown into the world of Candy Shuriken, she isn't sure what to think and can only roll with the punches. Soon, however, the foundations of her very being will be shaken. SaiZet, SahkTsu, NaruSasu, some other side pairings. Delicious crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sakura H.
The Fodius of MSDK
An old poem about a young loli's blithe escape from the dreaded, fucktarded Fodius of MSDK.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Shizune - Complete
Epar reviews
Shu messes with the wrong guy. Complete, gen. Non-con, but not very graphic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Lee R., Obito U. - Complete
The Unconventional Birth of Sahk Jr reviews
When Lee and PNeji decide to murder their own unborn child, Sahkura is helpless to stop them. Until a new hero -- Tobi -- shows up. Oneshot, complete, some LeePNejiLee but mostly gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
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