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Author has written 23 stories for Inuyasha, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spirited Away, Rurouni Kenshin, Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro, and Doctor Who.
I've finally decided to update my profile since it's been... a while since I wrote over half of these things and I've changed and matured since. I'd hate to think people are reading opinions I had when I was thirteen since I'm now almost a legal adult. Yeesh.
My Opinions and Little About Me
Good Couples: InuYasha and Kagome, Sesshomaru and Kagura, Kenshin and Kaoru, Masahiro and Guren(/Mokkun/Touda. So many names for one character!) and the tenth Doctor and Rose.
Bad Couples: Kikyo and anyone, any incest of any kind in any series, Kenshin and Tomoe, Masahiro and Akiko, and any pairings that defy all logic (like two characters who hate each other.)
The Couples That Are Just Inbetween: Basically only Sesshomaru and Kagome. I'm not a fan, but if the story is written well enough and there's an actual plot line (versus just fluff) or humor, I'll enjoy it.
Name: You can call me FMQ, Fluffy, or Zandra. I'm not picky over what I'm called since I have more nicknames than I can count. Just don't call me Zo.
Age: Old enough to know what I stand for, but young enough that nobody cares.
Favorite Books: The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Sight, Fire Bringer, His Dark Materials Series, The Enchanted Forest Chronicals, The Confessions of a Jane Austen Addict, Lord of the Rings, The Monstrumologist, any of the Tortall books... This list goes on for a very long while.
Favorite Shows: Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Whose Line Is It Anyways?, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Shounen Onmyouji, and Doctor Who.
Favorite Sondhiem Plays: Sweeney Todd; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Into The Woods, Pacific Overtures, and Assassins.
Gaia Account Name: AkaFuji
Favorite Quotes: I've got a few...
Random Funny Quotes
'I don't know, I just don't know. I really don't know. My ignorance verges on the point of insanity. I don't know. I just don't have a clue. I- WAIT! -long pause- No, I just don't know!' -Reed Martin in 'The Complete History of America(abridged)'
"We must destroy the ring, mister Ander- I mean Isildur, by throwing it into the fires of Mount Doom! Hint hint!" How 'bout, no! Meheheheheheheheheh!the Elrond doll and the Isildur doll played by Ledgendary Frog in 'One Ring to Rule Them All2'
'What is it with falling down Japanese wells? Either you fight hordes of demons or you die in seven days. Horrible. Not that we'd recommend falling down wells in any other countries...' -Adult Swim
"Oh my god! Its Kickyou!" "Don't you mean Kikyo?" "No. Shut up!" -InuYasha and Kagome in Inhuman
"Spiderman!? But he's our friendly neighborhood!" -Shippo in Inhuman
"Come ON New York Times! If you mess this up for me I will continue to never forgive you!" -Steven Colbert
"When you're President, Senator Clinton, we'll be able to bring the troops home on flying pigs, provided that it's not too cold for them to fly, what with Hell having frozen over! ... Maybe we can hold the parade on 'Highly Improbable Day'." -Stephen Colbert
"Do you kids know what the killing-curse is?" "No, my parents died of old age- OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT THE KILLING-CURSE IS!!" -Voldemort and Harry Potter in the first live Potter Puppet Pals
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff." -Tenth Doctor
"My name's Rose. That's sort of a plant. We might be related... I'm talking to a twig..." -Rose
"Nice to meet you Rose. Now, run for your life!" -Ninth Doctor.
"It's a potato - a baked potato - a talking baked potato." "Now then Ross, you look a pink ferret to him." -Ross and the tenth Doctor
"Come on! We can all have a good flirt later! "Is that a promise, Doctor?" "The Doctor: Ooooh, 57 academics just punched the air!" -William Shakespeare and the tenth Doctor
"A hermit... with uh, friends?" "Hermits United. We meet up every ten years and swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit." -Professor Yana and the tenth Doctor
"I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow." -Tenth Doctor
"Why go to the Banana Stand when we can make your banana stand?" -Gob Bluth
"'I'm me, not anyone else, no matter what I look like or who I have lurking in the back of my head!' There's number 23,395 on the list of Things I Never Thought I'd Have to Say..." -Kagome in 'Beast'
"No. Hell no. Eat Miroku.” “I appreciate that, Inuyasha. I appreciate that a lot.” -InuYasha talking to Myoga and Miroku replying (rather sarcasticly) in 'The Pain'
It was going to be a story to tell her grandkids, that was for sure. “Y’all gather ‘round and hear ‘bout how Granny slept with a half-demon...no, not like THAT, ya sick-minded runts!” -Kagome in 'Beast'
The sound of Inuyasha’s head against concrete rang like an echo throughout Tokyo. Some random person on the street had the audacity to yell “Godzilla!” -Kagome in 'Bodyguards'
“Inuyasha.” Inuyasha looked up at his brother expectantly. This had to be it! This had to be that moment where his older brother would tell him something useful and they would share a stupid bonding moment and everything between them would be right again. “What Sesshomaru?” “You’re an idiot.”-InuYasha and Sesshomaru in 'Sheakspeare is Overrated'
“Hit me again, monk, and I’m keepin’ the arm.” -InuYasha in 'The Pain'
'The scream echoed through the castle. Resident demons merely shook their heads and continued about their daily business upon hearing the noise, assuming that the new maid had probably just stumbled across Jaken for the first time. It wasn't an uncommon reaction.' -A Sad Lack of Consonants
"Now if you excuse me, I have to tell a wife some bad news about her husband." "Oh dear. What?" "He no longer thinks he’s a hamster." "But that’s good news!" "No, because now he thinks he’s a pterodactyl." -Kagome and her dad in 'Father Figure'
'Unless my fourth-grade art teacher wants to pop out from under the bed and announce that she’s really my father, I can’t see any other plot twists keeping me up much longer at this rate.' -Kagome in 'Beast'
“Inuyasha! You cut off your brother’s leg?” Kagome asked in horror. They all sighed. “We just told you that a few hours ago, Kagome,” Inuyasha said with a frown. “And besides, it was his arm, not his leg. The jerk can still walk. Although it’s not a bad idea, now that you…” “Not the time for that, Inuyasha.” -Kagome, InuYasha, and (at the very end) Sango in 'The Once and Future Taiyoukai'
“Why didn’t you run? You told Koga to run if he encountered Naraku’s incarnation!” “This Sesshoumaru does not run.” She blinked. “Yes, you do! You ran from Inuyasha when he transformed that one time. Oh, and when you lost your arm. And when he finally used the Wind Scar on you. And…” “Be quiet, woman!” he snapped. “This is not the time to outline my failings.” “I haven’t evenstarted with that list,” she muttered under her breath. -Kagome and Sesshomaru in 'The Once and Future Taiyokai'
Hello, my name is Uncomfortable Situation. Meet my life-partner, Awkward Questions, and our dog, Slowandpainfuldeath. We’ve decided we want to get to know you better. We’ve even brought you a fruit basket. -Julia in 'Reverberation'
“I was her husband!” Kannon said, smirking at his brother. “I drove her car. We make some damn good looking babies.” “Um…they were colored pegs. Shapeless, colored pegs.” -Kannon and Hiroshi in 'Reverberation'
‘I mean, come on—it’s impossible to kill yourself while watching The Three Stooges. Now that’s some funny shit right there.’-Hiroshi's inner voice in 'Reverberation'
"Behave or else I'll put bubbles in it and wash you with girly scented shampoo. Do you want the smell like lilacs?" -Kaoru when talking to Kenshin about a bath in 'Tigereye'
"Sarcasm is a survival skill. Otherwise I’d be in a nice padded room and in a straight jacket complaining that the bats circling around my head were being mean to me." -Kaoru in 'Nightfall'
"If the news says anything about many people having died mysteriously... I didn't do it." -Arariel from 'Purgatorio'
Real Life Quotes
"I'm sorry Claire, but there's no mistaking you for being a lesbian... I'm sorry..." "... Now I feel a little insulted and I don't know why!" -Me and my sister after watching a scene from Art School
"Hello, this is the health center. If this is an emergency, please call 911. If the ambulance can't help you, then we're sorry to inform you, God hates you." -My sister
"Hey look, a barber's shop!" "Hm... is there a pie shop where they serve human meat nearby?" "Nope, but there is a Chinese Restaurant!" -Me and my sister while we were going to a Jason Webley Concert.
"Sweeney Todd is one of those people that looks at a glass and sees it as half empty." "No, no. He's one of those people who looks at a glass and goes 'Damn cup!'" -Me and my sister talking about Sweeney Todd
"Well, hopefully she won't be working with the public. She used to be a clerk, and there were times when people would try to lunge across the counter just to strangle her. And then she was made supervisor." -My dad talking about some random person.
Bunches of argueing then silence and "-ick up his ass." "Don't say that about the Lone Ranger!! The Lone Ranger's sacred!" "Yeah, well, I thought the same thing about Mr. Roger when I was a kid!" "And now he's dead!" -My mom, my sister, and me.
"Fuck you! Actually, nobody would want to! Oooooh!" "Wait, do what with a badger?" -My friends Dion and Joe when I accidentally hit Dion in the nose.
"-laughs- Don't worry, your insanity is really kinda funny!" "Good! I hope you'll be on my jury then..." -Me and my friend Joe (who already has a plan to take over the world... and it makes works... oh dear God...)
"Yes, but that Swiss cheese used to be a human!" -Joe during a mock argument we had on the phone.
"Ok, I've got a plan. I need 42 hamsters, that stick, and a chocolate bar!" "...Why the chocolate bar?" "Because I'm hungry..." -Friends of my sister
My opinion on Kikyo: Ok ok, I have a confession... When Kikyo was alive, I actually REALLY liked her (more than I really should), but, as I said before, she lost any humanity she once possessed. I don't have blind hate for her... True, it IS all consuming, but blind, no. She is a shadow of her former self, feeding off of the souls of the dead and refusing to pass on. When she died, I did rejoice, but I felt bad for her. Towards the end, she was more like the woman she had been before death. And though in 'Through My Eyes', I DO make her more evil (ok, not evil, per se, but more... bitchy) than I truly think of how she had once been, the later installments, such as the other two chapters of what happened after her death, are more how I view her. Thank you.
Just in: Ok, a couple of my stories are on temporary hiatus; never fear, I WILL get to them... some day... Just, I have this giant GIANT writers block. Its killin' me too, I swear! Just wanted you guys to know... Sayonara!!
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