Author has written 96 stories for Snowboard Kids, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kung Fu Panda, Wario Ware Inc., Pokémon, Looney Tunes, Aristocats, Samurai Pizza Cats, Trauma Center, iCarly, Tekken, Pac-Man, Soul Blazer Series, Alvin and the chipmunks, Codename: Kids Next Door, Parappa the Rapper, Disney, 6teen, Monsters vs. Aliens, Wrestling, Total Drama series, Need for Speed series, Grand Theft Auto, G-Force, Bolt, Kirby, Teen Titans, Planet 51, Taken, Surf's Up, Dead or Alive, Regular Show, Penguins of Madagascar, Tom and Jerry, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, L.A. Noire, Rio, My Little Pony, Hotel Transylvania, Brave Little Toaster, and Goof Troop.
A wise man once told me; "In the game of baseball, stealing third base is a pretty risky move. In the game of love, stealing third base can get you arrested for sexual harassment"
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality"
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, THIS IS UTTERLY HILARIOUS
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking men who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feels better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and did not, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
SOME OF MY INFAMOUS OCs (Original Characters)
Hiro is a blind warrior with the spirit of one as well, his parents were amongst many whom were killed in a fire rampaging through his village, he seeks Hertia, the mother of Cosmo. Guided by his bird Giselle, he also meets Sonic and co. although his first encounter wasn't really a good one.
Likes: Giselle, Sonic, Cosmo, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, honesty, swordplay, adventure
Dislikes: Rouge, the fact his parents are dead, anybody who harms him, his friends or Giselle, being blind
Age... 27 14 in Like a Jungle Sometimes, 15 in Back to School Our Teenage Years, 22 in Back in Time
Jay had a rough life growing up as a child, his father was a drunkard and a chain smoker. His mother was the breadwinner of the family. Jay is great friends with Fox, and he is married to his high school crush Miyu, whom they have one child together named Riley
Likes: Miyu, Riley, Fox, Krystal and the other members of Star Fox, his mother, adventure, action, rap music, video games
Dislikes: Wolf, anybody who harms or wants to harm him or his family, his father
He is the son of Jay and Miyu and also an ambitious little tyke
Age...28 17 in Miles Prower's Day Off,18 in All Springtime Long and Alone With My Baby Tonight,26 in Walking Across a Line, 28 in An Heirloom and A Very Sacred Decision
You'll always find Johnny in his trademark cowboy hat and boots, always carrying his acoustic guitar, ready to play a song wherever inspiration strikes. He had a brief fling with Cosmo, which really angered Tails and somebody else but I won't tell but Tails later learned when two teens of the opposite sex are alone with each other, crazy things can happen. Johnny is a country singer with a southern accent, he married a girl he met while he was on tour named June, it was love at first sight and the two wed. Also yes Johnny is based off of the Legendary Man in Black himself Johnny Cash.
Likes: June, Cosmo, Tails, his acoustic guitar, country music
Dislikes: rap music, anybody who messes with his friends, June or his guitar
Age...29 25 in Walking Across a Line, 28 in An Heirloom, 29 in A Very Sacred Decision
She's Johnny's girlfriend turned wife, she loves him and loves to sing with him. Yes she's based off of June Carter Cash Johnny Cash's wife
Likes: Johnny, Cosmo, Tails
Dislikes: Being woken up early, being told she's bad in bed, being told her cooking sucks
Species...Canine St. Bernard
Saint grew up on the mean streets of Parappa Town, along with his girlfriend of three years; Lammy. Saint is great friends with Parappa but Saint wants to leave the hood and start a family with Lammy. He also is very antagonistic towards Joe Chin, as Joe slept with Lammy and put a hit out on Saint.
Likes: Parappa, Lammy, Freestyles, Rap Music
Dislikes: Joe Chin with a passion
Age...21 10-15 in Jet, 18 in Jet's Illness and Jet's Shocking Surprise, 20 in Bad News Jet, 21 in Like Looking in a Mirror and Whodunit?
Species... South China Tiger Same as Tigress
Jet is a very cunning young warrior, his parents were murdered as were many people in his village. Jet first met Tigress in the orphanage and from then on it was love at first site, Jet ran away from the orphanage and bumped into Master Oogway, whom after talking to Jet, adopted him. Jet and Tigress reunited at the Jade Palace and now resides there, also his ex-girlfriend had claimed Jet fathered a child with her but...I'm gonna update that one, don't worry :)
Likes: Tigress, Monkey, Viper, Crane, Mantis, Po, Master Shifu, Master Oogway, Teaching
Dislikes: Teaching depending on his mood violence unless he has to, quitters, murderers
WELL THOSE WERE MY OCs, ANY OTHERS YOU WANNA SEE OR ANY I MISSED, JUST PM ME!!
LIKES: Writing Fics, All my friends on my favorite authors list! You're all the greatest, Reading reviews of my fics, Old school Rock and Roll i.e The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who etc Video Games, Playing Football, watching Football NY JETS!!
DISLIKES: Flamers, A-holes, People who think they're better than me, a certain someone on FF
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
WELL I GAVE MY WARNING BUT SOMEBODY DECIDED TO BE A TROLL AND SPAM ONE OF MY FICS, SAID COMMENT WAS DELETED AND NOW ANONYMOUS COMMENTS ARE NO MORE!
HOPE EVERYPONY'S 2014 IS 20% COOLER!!!!!
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