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Joined 08-11-06, id: 1112553, Profile Updated: 01-08-15
Author has written 6 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Mummy, and A song of Ice and Fire.

A little about myself, perhaps? My real name is Alanna, and I have a degree in, you guessed it, Creative Writing. I'm a huge geek, as my favorites list will show you. I currently live in Nepal, where I teach English, and work for a publishing company on the side.

A sample of my Favorite...

...Movies: The Lord of the Rings; Star Wars; Indiana Jones; Jurassic Park; Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame; Gladiator; The Phantom of the Opera; Independence Day; Labyrinth; Thor; Man of Steel; Casablanca; The Wizard of Oz; The Princess Bride; Spaceballs

...Books: The Hobbit; Harry Potter; Dracula; The Lord of the Rings; A Song of Ice and Fire; The Dresden Files; Discworld; American Gods; Paradise Lost; Artemis Fowl; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

...TV Shows: Lost; Game of Thrones; MythBusters; Supernatural; Sherlock; Farscape; Star Trek: The Original Series

...Games: Myst; Spyro; World of Warcraft; Elder Scrolls: Skyrim; Plants vs. Zombies; Dungeons & Dragons (v3.5)

Nostalgia Section - My Muses

Erik/the Phantom; Dracula; Sherlock Holmes; Blackheart; Jonathan Carnahan; Artemis Fowl; Jareth; Loki

(While I keep this around for old times sake, I can't actually remember what muses were meant to signify. Looking back at them now, they're just all movie and book characters I've found intriguing or attractive in some way.)

Fun fact: I have two toy poodles named Luna and Arya. Can you guess who they're named after?

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The Question by Nurdles reviews
Jaime has a question for Brienne. This story takes place post-Lady Stoneheart and while Jaime and Brienne are on quest for Sansa. Just a little ficlet from a prompt on tumblr.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11
Kindred by SmallestGrackle reviews
It is said that two souls, whether kin or strangers, old or young, friend or foe, may be 'kindred'. These souls are thought to be bound in some way, their paths wound by Fate from the same thread. Many never realize this, but some choose to follow the thread, whatever may come. Until. - This is a Blackwater departure AU, with the goal of character realism and a slow-burning plot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,934 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] Petyr B./Littlefinger, Stranger
Gods and Monsters by Supernova Dragon Cat reviews
A few weeks shy of her 18th birthday, Sansa Stark has lived a charmed, quiet life. That is until one fateful night when her life is turned into a nightmare and she becomes entranced by a mysterious man, propelling her into the dark paradise of his world. Pulled deeper into the underworld of the crime syndicate of which he's both god and monster, can Sansa hold onto her innocence?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 397,127 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
The Parody of the Opera by Christy Tortland reviews
A humorous version of POTO. Erik is a rapper, Carlotta screeches, Christine's annoyed, Raoul's a pansy, Meg's clueless, and Madame Giry uses a Nextel walkie talkie. 2004 moviebased. We're FINITO, people! The curtain is CLOSING! :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,116 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Very Elegant Conquest by Nakhti reviews
While setting off from Giza Port, Evy isn't the only one who sees someone to catch her eye... Who is the young woman walking up the gangplank, and what effect will she have on Jonathan when they are thrown together one sultry night on the Nile?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Jonathan C.
Pistol by Gwyddhien LeFevre reviews
Here, you will read the most daring rewrite of 'The Mummy' to have ever been written. Richard O'Connell is no longer Richard. He - well, she - is Rachael O'Connell, and nothing will ever be the same again...CHP10UP!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,739 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - OĆ­Connell, R.
Phantom Whose Line is It, Anyway? by Theater Raven reviews
What if our beloved characters appeared on the classic comedy show?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006
Eriks Hidden Diaries by TheatreGeek311 reviews
A silly silly parody of POTO that my friend and i came up with. R&R, and if you like it, i'll keep going. oh, uh...its VERY OOC so...yeah.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Erik, Christine
Cape Swooshing 101 by Supergirrl reviews
After seeing the 2004 film, many of us are plagued by the question: How does Erik get his cape to swoosh so wonderfully? The answer is inside, my friends!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,778 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Erik
Wishes by fantasybookworm08 reviews
A cruel mockery of all the fics where a modern girl switches bodies with Christine. Okay, so I haven't seen any. I'm sure there's at least one.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
Opera House Emails by WassailWotters reviews
If our beloved Phantom of the Opera characters had email access, it might look something like this..
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
Getting Out of the Closet by AngelofMusic8578 reviews
OK, so me and Erik are hanging out in the magic closet one day when, alas, we are locked inside! Will we escape without killing each other? Will the rabid phans drive us nuts? And who ate all the popcorn? R&R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,465 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Erik - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
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The Garden of Love reviews
"I went to the Garden of Love, and saw what I never had seen..." For Sansa Stark, Highgarden is a dream: a bright but distant end to the nightmare that is the Red Keep. As her other chances of escape are pulled away from her, Sansa clings tighter to Margaery's promise, even if it means marriage to a man she's never met - and a new dog for a wedding gift. (AU, starting in ACoK)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9 - Sansa S., Sandor C., Willas T., Petyr B./Littlefinger
Survivor reviews
Survivor, Phantom-style. And you know what that means - Rabid Phans, random challenges, and shifting alliances. And don't forget the mysterious falling coconuts... Finally being reworked and updated after 4 years!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2007
The New Age of Papyrus reviews
And here we have a story about the humorous, scandalous, romantic, and sometimes downright stupid electronic correspondences between our favorite characters. Read, enjoy, and review!
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
The Seven Veils reviews
The year is 1936, and there are many changes going on in Egypt. It's a race against time as old and new friends strive to keep a new enemy from awakening an ancient evil, and a young woman is caught in the center of it all. My first romance fic, so R&R.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Jonathan C., Imhotep
The Date Show reviews
What happens when you combine PotO, a pack of rabid phangirls, and a random Scottish guy running around in a kilt? You get a reality TV show, of course!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006
The Unofficial Guide to Becoming a LotR Fan reviews
Title says it all. Read, review, and enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2007
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