TwoCrazyGirls
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Joined 08-11-06, id: 1112691, Profile Updated: 04-08-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! Thanks for visiting! We are two of the craziest girls you will ever meet. Well, maybe not. Anyway, we will now let you get back to your lives...or at least go look up somebody else's profile...

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P.S. OtherCrazyGirl has got her own fanfiction account now--pendragonheir--and she is starting to write her own stories, just like OneCrazyGirl. Hopefully she will post something soon. Go visit her profile and bug her to post something. You won't be sorry. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1477813/

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A Million Issues by celestial1 reviews
Disturbia: I thought it would be interesting if things weren't so neatly resolved. You know, like in real life. A story in three chapters about Kale and his mother. Now complete.
Disturbia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Complications of War by Sgt. Hakeswill reviews
Colonel Tavington learns that some actions have unintended consequences. Adult situations. Non-canon compliant.
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,118 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - William T.
Arabian Days by ArabianDaze reviews
The sultan requested the services of a well-known artisan from the far north. When Joseph Sutherland arrived in Agrabah with his daughter, Leona, he thought the city was fascinating. Leona, slightly more skeptical, drew a very different opinion.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Jafar
Attack of the Mary Sue Commandos by Lady Whitehart reviews
Hogwarts is under attack! A bunch of fun stories about the lovely ladies from House Sparkly Poo... as well as the canon Houses so no one gets left out. Look out, there is a Mary Sue behind you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - OC, Severus S.
If I had yelled 'SOAP', nobody would have come! by ThisbeHecate reviews
Why is Snape, Harry, house elves, and the potions classroom covered in soap? Well, find out... Harry's homework gets "ruined" too! Twelfth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Leaves of Neverwinter by Maeve's Child reviews
Poems for those we love. Bishop, Casavir, Gann and brand new, Sand.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
follow your nose by picklevictory reviews
FORMERLY ON THELOSTCSIFREAK: no flames, please. really stupid, really funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Poison Power Play by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
His third wish had nothing to do with love: what he truly wanted was power. Jafar/Jasmine.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Jafar, Jasmine - Complete
Goodbye Mr Monk by Stretch Snodgrass reviews
Years have passed. Mr. Monk is old and dying. However, a brutal murder ignites the city's rage. Mr. Monk is on the case, for the last time. This story was written before the series ended. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Adrian M., Sharona F., Natalie T., Benji F. - Complete
SMILE by micheleNasser reviews
Monk sees an item in a gift shop window. He remembers something. A one shot story. Response to The Great Fanfic Challenge, USA Network Monk Board.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Are You Serious, Black? by sarcasticromantic0494 reviews
Sirius and Severus are glaring at each other after the exposure of Severus' plan. DRABBLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
A Man Like Him by slvrstarburst reviews
HansxOC. A story in the view of a certain Raine Hartman and her story. How she met Hans Gruber and how they fell in love.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Librarian Love by the ness-ness reviews
Chaos ensues as the Halloween Dance begins. Why is Danielle invited to the Malfoys? And what's up with the matchmaking? Only the author knows! Stay tuned ladies and gents! It just gets better! ON PERMANENT HAITUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,596 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006 - OC, Severus S.
Notes by crockywock reviews
Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,186 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Colors by Kiki Cabou reviews
Everybody’s favorite ‘grumpy bugger’ discovers the value and the cost of doing the right thing. Takes place about a year after the events of “Love Actually.” A Harry and Karen story.
Love Actually - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,477 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Angry by Wolf Silhouette reviews
Imagine a blackhaired man in black robes in a black mood. Imagine the man forced to live a life of cliches thanks to imaginative fan fiction writers. Imagine how he would feel. Imagine Snape. A parody of cliches, featuring wellloved pairings, family reuni
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Prince of Darkness by zzilly14 reviews
100word drabble: Natalie's POV during Season 3.5's Cabin Fever. Quotes taken from the episode.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
When You're Around by Allison Lindsay reviews
Adrian wants to be more than just Sharona's friend. But he fears that his feelings for her constitute a betrayal of his vows to Trudy. Will Monk and Sharona ever make it to, or through, the first date?
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,940 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Sharona F., Adrian M. - Complete
What Do You Mean, You Didn't Sterilize The Tree? by Errie Wyvern reviews
Monk spends Christmas with Sharona. And some other people...
Monk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 10/19/2002
Silver by Errie Wyvern reviews
Silver is her world now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Harry Potter and the Two Crazy Girls reviews
...the story you were never told...It's INSANITY! With a plot! It really is just a nerdy story. We didn't pay any attention to keeping ANY of these characters in character. I mean, after all, it IS the story you were never told...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,104 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Severus S., OC
Severus Snape and the Severely Sentimental Sequel reviews
A continuation of Art's interesting life with her favourite Potions Master. Unfortunately, he isn't Potions Master anymore, and they're trying to live a quiet life out of the wizarding world's reach...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., OC
Severus Snape and the Janitor's Assistant reviews
Art is bad at magic. She never went to Hogwarts as a student, too afraid that other students would make fun of her. Now she has another chance to see Hogwarts, but this time as its janitor. On her own, she finds strange, unexpected company in odd places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,275 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete