Kiska King
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Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Life With Derek, and Labyrinth.

Kiska Eluned King

Maniacal, insane, future ruler of the world.

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, and if I forget to put it in the story, you know it now.

A note regarding Prom Dates: The reason that I don't update very often is basically that I'm a university student who commutes to my hometown nearly every weekend because it's the only way that I get to see my boyfriend. However, I want to take this time to inform you that even if it takes me another 3 years, I will finish this story. I would love to be able to dedicate 6 months to just writing this story, but I can't. I have shared a lot of myself in this story, and giving up on it would be giving up on a part of myself. And even when I'm not writing for this story, I'm thinking about it. I'm telling you this because I want you to know that if you really do like this story, to stick with it. I will get it done. However, I understand if you cannot stand the long wait between updates. If this is the case, simply wait for the status to become complete. If you don't feel waiting for it to become complete is enough, PM me with the subject "Prom Dates Update" and I will message you somewhere down the line, when I do finish this beast.

Name: Jessica

Nicknames: Ebenezer, Jed, Jeked, Kiska, Kek, and generic nicknames for "Jessica"

Age: -unknown- (basically, I never remember to update it...)

Sign: Aries/Monkey

Gender: I am feminine, but have many masculine qualities, which technically makes me somewhat androgynous.

Favorite Shows: Life with Derek, Scrubs, Bones, Black Butler, Supernatural, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Dollhouse, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, In Plain Sight, Seth MacFarlane (more recently, at least), The Simpsons, Tin Man, Alice (SyFy's Miniseries)

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Carribean 1,2&3, Labyrinth, Harry Potter 1-3 and 7 parts 1&2, Underworld series (except Awakening, because COME ON), Lord of the Rings, Batman (Tim Burtons and Begins/Dark Knight), Spiderman 1&2 (3 bombed), Star Wars, The Covenant, John Tucker Must Die

Favorite Books: Umm, way to many to put here, but some of them are Harry Potter1-7, 5 being my favorite of the series, Wicked Series by Nancy Holder & Debbie Viguie, Wicked by Gregory Maguire, Meg Cabot, Maggie Steifvater, Bartimaeus trilogy, Cornelia Funke, Keri Arthur, Cinda Williams Chima and all the books Tamora Pierce has published.

Favorite lines and Lyrics:

"Call me Ish," Ishmael said.

"Call me Kit Snicket," Olaf said. (THE END, Lemony Snicket (AKA Daniel Handler))

All day long, everyone in the world is succumbing to peer pressure, whether it is the presure of their fourth grade peers to to play dodgeball during recess, or the pressure of their fellow circus performers to balance rubber balls on their noses, and if you try to avoid every instance of peer pressure you will end up without any peers whatsoever, and the trick is to succumb to enough peer presure that you do not drive your peers away, but not so much that you end up in a situation in which you are dead or otherwise uncomfortable. (THE END, Lemony Snicket)

Rosto cupped Laddybuck in one hand, grabbed me by the back of the neck, and kissed me on the mouth.I should have punched him, but his mouth was sweet and soft. I will punch him next time. (Terrier, Tamora Pierce)

DEREK! Go to your room! (George, (LWD))

Ok, but only if she comes with me. -grabs Casey- (Derek) (BTW: The episode is The Poxfather)

Marge, we can't tell the truth now. If we do, you won't be married to a man. You'll be married to some kind of gay jellyfish cruising the Florida Keys for rich snorklers! (Homer, The Simpsons)

Why'd he do that? Because he's a lummox. Well, we're going to have a beautiful garden party and we're not going to invite you. (Jack, At World's End)

Did you just see three monkeys drive by on a motorcylce? (Sarah, Jumanji)

Yeah... (Judy)

Good girl (Sarah)

Everyday, with every wordless word, we get more far away. The distance between us makes it so hard to stay. Nothing lasts forever, but be honest, babe, it hurts but it may be the only way. (Maroon 5, "Nothing Lasts Forever")

Son are you stoned? (Chase's Dad, Drive me Crazy)

Dad, until you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy. (Chase, Drive me Crazy)

Look, I may not have finished school, but that frickin says SAW NAWTA AW NAH! (Jeff Dunhum/Peanut)

They pronounce it: Santa Ana! (Jeff Dunham)

Well, they're wrong! (Peanut)

I don't have any crack! (Jeff Dunham)

-gasp- He SOLD it all! (Jeff Dunham/Peanut)

Bridget, dear, wipe your shoes, take off the boy and come inside. (Paul Ritter, 8 Simple Rules)

Every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the things I went through to avoid you. (Fall Out Boy, "Chicago is So Two Years Ago")

You want apologies, girl you might hold your breath, until your breathing stops forever, forever. The only thing you'll get is this curse on your lips. I hope it tastes of me forever, forever. (Fall Out Boy, "Chicago is So Two Years Ago"

... But words are poor handmaidens. Words can never fully say what we want them to say, for they fumble, stammer, and break the best porcelain. The best one can hope for is to find along the way someone to share the path, content to walk in silence, for the heart communes best when it does not try to speak. (Margaret Weis or Tracy Hickman, Dragons of a Lost Star)

He's also responsible for beating the writer with a club until the words came out right -- a matter of several years' nonstop exertion. (Diane Duane, So You Want to Be a Wizard (Acknowledgement))

We've been to your house six times in the last month! (Firefighter, The Simpsons)

Actually, one of those times, I accidentally dialed 911, so I lit the house on fire, so you wouldn't know. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again. I feel terrible. (Homer)

This is just awesome:

I like to assume that since I drive a car and maintain a respectable credit rating and rarely murder anyone and bury them in the back garden unless they really deserve it, that the fact that I hear voices won't unduly disturb anyone.

--Robin McKinley

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The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Kikyo's Deadly Sin by Kikira-Lynn reviews
This story is discontinued as of right now. I will re-write it in the future.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Pure by darlingshamsy reviews
.."Zydrate was a very powerful, albeit very misunderstood, drug. When used just right, it freed the user's senses and mind".. ONE-SHOT. GRILO. SMUT.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Handle a Woman by bahjcb reviews
Derek screwed up and Casey isn't being forgiving. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3789 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Doesn't Mean Anything by MoonyLover321 reviews
It doesn't mean anything that my best friend, who knows me better than anyone else, including myself, thinks that I like someone. Do you hear me, you pathetic group of morons? It doesn't mean anything! Dramione Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Over by Rain2009 reviews
Rogue finds out that she is pregnant and she knows that Pyro is the father. But he left for the brotherhood, before she told him. How will Pyro react when he goes to find Rogue? Ryro Really long Oneshot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Pyro, Rogue - Complete
Drama Seeker by x-Full-Time-Dreamer-x reviews
Hermione falls victim to Harry's rant on Inter-Team dating. One-shot. Implies HPGW. Please R&R if you have time!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol5 by Librarybeauty reviews
Hermione's son Max is in the hospital. She blames herself and Draco trys to cheer her up. Don't forget the in-laws. DMHG ONESHOT R&R "Hermione don't compare yourself to Britney Spears...your not a bad mother."- DRaco to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not a Bad Place to Be by jeytonlover reviews
May Flashfic for juliasfish! Just what is Noel's story anyway?
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Noel, Casey M. - Complete
The First Day by Rogue12158 reviews
Bella's awakening to being a vampire from Edward's P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piles, Files, and Sleds by drcjsnider reviews
The Ministry sends Hermione on a reserach trip during the holidays, she ends up working with one of her least favorite people in the world. DMHG. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Neckties by DramioneLurver reviews
A certain Slytherin keeps losing his neckties. Where could they be disappearing off to? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Radish by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, a hangover, liquor, sombreros and world domination. You guys should know the drill by now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
It's A Cat by Princess of the Cupcakes reviews
I looked at my cat the other day and realized something. She's just like Edward....if she was a dropdead gorgeous vampire. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Thongs by lazer-angel reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss an interesting subject: Thongs. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
User's Guide and Manual for Wyatt Cain by Shannon Vega reviews
So, you want your very own Wyatt Cain. Think you're ready for the responsibility of the gorgeous Tin Man? Then take a gander through his instruction manual. A loving tribute to the handsome cop and a Christmas wish for every shipper. D.G. & Cain implied.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
The Twelve Hours of Twilight by Ellae reviews
EDITED 19 June '10:: The Twelve Days of Christmas, to Twilight! In honor of the coming holidays, have some fun counting with the Cullens! ...WARNING! Breaking Dawn spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I will survive' by Anonymius reviews
AKA a musical monologue from Snape’s point of view of the 'Order of the Phoenix' chapter ‘Snape’s worst memory.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Has obsessiveness, thunder scars, and Taco Bell dogs. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Not Now, Not Ever by Lucibell reviews
DG stumbles and the Tin Man catches her...
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
Formalities by Kiseki-no-neko reviews
[CainxDG] [Oneshot] He wanted to pretend. To ask why the hell she was being so formal after all they had been through. But he couldn’t.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Cain, DG - Complete
Secret Snog Spot by Hanako A reviews
Tis a truth universally acknowledged that any secret couple in possession of an abundance of overly inquisitive friends must be in want of a hiding place to call their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hidden Cameras by cuore ridente reviews
[John Tucker Must Die] Kate had become a legend by teaching John Tucker a lesson, but it didn't mean that things were going to settle down for her. New romantic challenges face Kate and the rest of the gang. I FINALLY UPDATED! CHAPTER SIX!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
A PostModern Halloween Story by drcjsnider reviews
What happens when you deconstruct Halloween into a series of words and then reconstruct it with Draco and Hermione as the main characters? I don't know, either. PostDH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aftereffects by zarah joyce reviews
Take one Hermione Granger, one Draco Malfoy. Have them drink a love potion. Lock them up in a room together...oh, what fun! With HG and RP. Warning: Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Truth or Dare, I Never! What else could be better? by Dracolurvsmione reviews
They are trapped in a room, with no teachers, add a little firewhiskey and some games and we've got ourselves a story! Humor, HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,827 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Turning Over a New Leaf by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Draco is finally free from his father's clutches...they only problems is that the rest of his family and pureblood population want him dead. To keep him safe, he's staying with a muggleborn and her family....and that family is the Grangers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Leather & Lace by PaisleyRose reviews
Ok, sue me, I'm in a dark mood..and this fills my void.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,398 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Better Things to Talk About by PianoSonata reviews
Hermione's living peacefully with her daughter Carmella. They're as happy as anyone could be. The only thing that's wrong is...she's Draco Malfoy's daughter. Oneshot, pretty lame, but packed with humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
First year at hogwarts Lily and James by leaves at autumn reviews
The Marauders' first year at Hogwarts. Between new friendships, pranks, and new discoveries, lays the Ravenclaw stone... what is it? And what does it have to do with the disappearance of a girl's father? not what you would expect
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 96,190 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Last Name Basis by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione are engaged, living together, and still calling each other Granger and Malfoy. DHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slytherin Tie by angelps7 reviews
oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Interesting Year by Toxxic-hugs reviews
It's the Golden Trio's seventh year, and guess which of the three is starting to have weird dreams about a certain blonde! Continued summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Can't Take It by The Darkside Incarnate reviews
Draco can't take it anymore! His feelings for Hermione are driving him insane. And yet...he still won't stop thinking about her. A songfic to Can't Take It by The All American Rejects. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Know What I Like by drcjsnider reviews
Draco Malfoy knows what he likes, he just isn't sure that he can get her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
On the Bathroom Wall by Yee Mun reviews
Post war, seventh year. The bathroom. A place where someone relieves themselves. It's also a place where gossip can be at it's hight. It can destroy a person's life, it could also bring two people together. What happens when... see inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,851 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Circle in King Jonathon's Court by Cajast reviews
Sandry, Briar, Tris, and Daja are coming to Tortall! Woot! R&R! NOTE: This story is on temporary, if not permanent, hiatus. Sadly, I have no plot ideas.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Circle of Magic, Tortall
It's A Shame by Daisy Miller reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that . . . Draco Malfoy will always be a git.[Dramione, Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All about Jack Sparrow and others by threeheadedmonkey reviews
I was wondering what our favourite pirate would reply if he were sent one of those Get to know your friends emails...If you want me to do more characters, just send me your suggestions and I'll see what I can do:
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
A Midsummer Knight's Dream by Confusedknight reviews
Sequel to Much Ado About Shorts. How will our newlywed couple take to married life? It's sure to be interesting with a rogue Lady Knight, revolutionary clothing, snowstorms, lovestruck friends and Baby Meatheads...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Life With Derek by OverlyDramatic reviews
Casey thinks she knows what is wrong with the world: Derek. But sometimes, he surprises her. SmerekSmarti bonding, hints of Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Interview by Sevvy101 reviews
An Interview with the one and only TEEN TITANS! Written in Summer 06
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Slytherin Code of Conduct by The Wigmonsters reviews
In at least half the Slytherin!Harry stories in existance the Slytherins have a Code of Conduct. It's really more guidelines than rules, but what does it say, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Coming Home To Finn by saranicole reviews
This story explains what happened with Megan Meade and Finn McGowan between the Airport scene with Doug and the Ultimate Frisbee scene with all the boys.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
The Replacement by rainbowraindeer reviews
Clank blinked, and blinked again. “Ratchet. I do believe something may have happened to your voice.” [Just a silly little ficlet highlighting a strange theory as to why Ratchet sounds so different in the second game] [Oneshot, Parody]
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
What Not To Do in History of Magic by The Werewolf Mage reviews
McGonagall catches James goofing in History of Magic, and he's assigned an essay describing things that just shouldn't be done in History of Magic. Even if it is boring. K to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2006 - James P. - Complete
Much Ado About Shorts by Confusedknight reviews
Tortall is a modernising realm. What happens when our heroic ladies decide they want to take it one step further and wear shorts? And what happens to the little relationship Dom and Kel have when he sees her in hotpants?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,800 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Tortall - Complete
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Prom Dates reviews
A week before prom, and guess who doesn't have a prom date. But is Derek desperate enough to ask his step-sister to go to prom with him? Would she ever agree? Only if she didn't have a prom date... which she doesn't... Dasey of course
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Casey M., Derek V.
Fire and Ice reviews
10 years after Sarah beats the Labyrinth, Jareth forces Sarah to return and confront him about her new life, the Labyrinth, and what they mean to each other. Rated M for explicit content in the second chapter the first chapter is safe .
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Watching reviews
Draco does is not a stalker. He is merely watching her, gathering knowledge of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Obsession reviews
Two people don't have to love each other to find comfort. And sometimes, the boy who who seems to hate a girl, really does love her. And sometimes the prudish girl has a wild side and an obsession with feeling sexy underneath it all. Dramione. Not angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Merry Christmas Draco reviews
For some reason, all the Dramione Christmas stories seem to be told from Draco's point of view, so I wanted to tell one from Hermione's. This is what I came up with. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Key reviews
Casey gets locked out of her room, after taking a shower. And guess who has the key... Dasey OneShot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Colorful reviews
Singfic based on Colorful by Rocco DeLuca. Hermione goes out to a club with Draco and has a lot to drink...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daughters and Secrets reviews
Secrets about Jack's sordid past come out revealing a family he never knew he had, and Will and Elizabeth's oldest daughter has come along for the journey.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
I want YOU reviews
He smiled. “You still deserve better than me.” “I may deserve better than you, but I want you,” she told him. Dramione Oneshot drabble, HBP compatable, but not Deathly Hallows... Rated T for some language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stab My Back reviews
One shot Dramione Fanfic based on the song Stab my Back by The AllAmerican Rejects. I don't know how to summarize it without giving away all of the story, and I suck at summaries, so read, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
GryffindorSlytherin Relations reviews
Sequel to When Good Dares go Bad...Remember, I am really bad at summaries! Hermione and Draco are a couple and everyone is fine with it...except Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
When Good Dares go Bad reviews
My Summaries suck: Hermione is running late, and Pansy hits a nerve. Now Hermione has do something she really doesn't want to do...at first. Dramione Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete