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Joined 08-12-06, id: 1113412, Profile Updated: 02-05-08
Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, and Wheel of Time.

Have you ever looked out of your window and thought, 'Wow, how awesome."?

I would like to start off by saying thank you, and yes I am as awesome as you all know I am, and as awesome as...well...I am. People often ask me to describe how I can live such an awesome lfestyle, but maintain a semblance of reality. Usually I respond with something like, "Keeping my awesomeness in check is the only thing that keeps existence going." Others though, refuse to be satisfied by so philosophical an answer, and require more...decription per say. So, I allow my essence to flow unchecked through my thoughts and words, and I express in means only I can attain, my awesomeness. Needless to say, none of them survived.

When asked about religion, and my affiliation with it, I scoff. Why must we take what we see and feel, and give all the blame or credit to some all-powerful, omnipotent being. As one of the greates men ever to live said, "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe there are fairies at the bottom too?"(Douglas Adams) I also believe that to be truly good, one must be able to do that good without fearing a sentence in hell or hoping that they'll be granted a righteous place in a Nirvana of sorts. As Albert Einstein once said, "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." Ironically, I am an all-powerful and omnipotent deity.

Strangely enough, those who seem to distrust the truthtfulness of my awesomeness die about three nanoseconds prior to thinking these thoughts. The thing is, I tell most of those who have interviewed me, my awesomeness encompasses all of being and reality, even stretching out to the edges of the universe. I am, in fact, the force that creates the ever-present force that pushes the universe to an ever larger size. Most of the interviewers so far after hearing my somewhat crass explanation of the universe, are disbelieving. Shortly after they go through the aforementioned process of dying. Which usually involves the very painful process of having your scrotal sac...well...torn off, and...shoved up your anal passage.

For now, I think I've said enough.

You know you suck balls if...

've always got a strange salty aftertaste in your mouth.

2.Your office is the corner of Fifth and Blaird

3.Your writing looks like chicken scratch shit.

5.There is currently a juicy scrotal sac in your mouth.

6.Your favorite after-dinner beverage is cum.

7.Your writing is worse than dead cats in a blender with deer shit.

can't see that ToR and the StreetPoet could rape you.

didn't notice number 4.

went back up to see number 4.

laughed at yourself after realizing number 4 wasn't there then went back to sucking balls.

12. Your name is Trixy, Sparkles, Mercedes, Lexus, The Human Pitching Machine, or Ballsylik

suck...

95 percent of the fags on fanfic copy stupid things into their profiles to try and prove they're above conformity. Ironic that they all do the same thing.

A ToR original (I swear if I find any whose copied either the list or my other thing, I will personally unleash my awesome on them.)

Welcome to hell bitches...

-ToR, The Awesome

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Tearing Me Down by Kaiju Moth reviews
Raven has lived her whole life behind an emotional wall, cut off from the warmth and friendship of others. What happens then when someone tries to break through her defenses? Can she cope, or will it end up destroying her very sanity? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,123 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Renovation by MonkeeNoodles reviews
After getting her room destroyed, Raven moves into Starfire's room but when she sees something one day she decides to sleep in the Common Room until her room is fixed but then Beast Boy finds out about her sleeping in the Common Room...BBRae stuff!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,829 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
New Titans by Royal Blue reviews
The Titans have reunited after six years, and are finally a team again. But, can they withstand their new challenges? --Epilogue Added. -Completed-
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,949 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Raven's Quest 1: Truehope by ahilty reviews
When Raven loses her powers to another wizard she must return to Azarath in order to get the one item that can help her get them back. But what happens when she starts to like life without dark powers? Mostly fantasy, but a bit of BBRae romance subplot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,259 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Orange coloured cliffs by Kryalla Orchid reviews
E'ara universe, book two. Robin has never been happier, but when he and Starfire begin to share a unique bond, Robin will face the toughest challenge of his life. Rated for adult situations and violence. Major RobxStar, Minor BBxRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 206,115 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - [Robin, Starfire] [Raven, Beast Boy] - Complete
Doppelganger Non Grata by Karkadinn reviews
The evil duplicate Titans summoned by Trigon have returned, and they force the Titans to examine who they are and how they feel about each other to beat them. BBRaven, RobinRaven, & RobinStarfire all toyed with to various degrees.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,130 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Dance of the Skeletons by CalliopeMused reviews
.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Beastly Tendencies reviews
Raveast, Starob, Cy...someone. The Beast has returned in full force, to BB's mind, but this time,he tries to tame it, bring it to heel. Can he deal with this inner demon, while dealing with a halfdemonic attraction? M for many things, so be careful.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
Always A Choice reviews
Jinx has troubles with the Hive 5, and leaves, actually making it the Hive 5. Of course she didn't leave on her own, she had some help from one lovable speed demon. Rated T for some language, violence,and maybe later romantic scenesteheCh. 2 up
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Chronicle of Choices reviews
An elaboration of my one shotChoices. A collection of one shots. Rand centric. Dedicated to Robert Jordan, don't really know what's going on, but please don't die.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/13/2007
Found reviews
No villians, no crime, it gets boring. What he did, and what he does to try and fix it. BBRae Review please
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Choices reviews
Choice. It affects everything. One choice can change weaving of the Wheel for hundreds of years.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete