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Joined 08-12-06, id: 1113457, Profile Updated: 11-21-08
Author has written 5 stories for Princess Tutu, xxxHOLiC, and Power Rangers.

Hi!

My name is. . .none of your damn buiseness! Kidding XD it's just really common and I don't like it much. I wish my parents had gone with their first instinct and named me Alexandera (Alex for short)

~sigh but what's done is done.

I'm 16 tear old girl and a complete and total hopeless romantic. . .who is clueless.

Books: Harry Potter, Just about anything by Meg Cabot, The Immortals, and Artemis Fowl

Manga/Anime: Princess Tutu, Naruto, DNAngel, Sorcerers & Secretaries, Cardcaptors Sakura, Ark Angels, Angelic Layer, Dramacon, Pretear, anything by CLAMP (they own my soul) and a lot more

Cartoons: Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Avatar, KND, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century,and many many others

Music: Alternative Rock, pop bugs me (most of the time) it's soooo generic, and I dispise rap with every fiber of my being. I love J-pop though.

Check out my art work at:

http://thegirlwhodoodles.deviantart.com/

Ships I like:

Naruto- SasuNaru, KakaIru, ShikaTema, really though I'll pair Naruto with just about any of the guys on the show, but none of the girls. For some reason I can't stand reading a story where Naru-chan is straight shrugs

Princess Tutu- Fakiru

DNAngel- Satoshi/Daisuke

Pretear- Himeno/Hayate

xxxHolic- DouWata (104)

TRC- KuroFai, SyaronxSakura

Legal Drug- RikuoxKazahaya

Kobato- FujimotoxKobato

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... COPY AND POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE--

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Of Lights and Librarians by LewdSavageAmity reviews
ON HIATUS/BEING REVISED. AU. When the Yagami family is forced to move to England, Light finds himself employed at the local library. He never figured that there were so many strange people checking out books. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,096 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2008 - L, Light Y.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 8,885 - Follows: 8,500 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Second Chances by Tsume Yuki reviews
Time-travel. Naruto's back in the past, and not only is she given a second chance to fix things, but she's gonna give everyone a second chance. Watch out world, because Naruto the number one unpredictable, knuckle-head kunoichi is here! FemNaruto AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,617 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 6,019 - Follows: 1,145 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Heartless by FHT3rdandCo reviews
Despite the peace brought about by concluding Drosselmeyers classic tragedy there still seem to be some unease. Post series, FakirxAhiru.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,139 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Fakir, Ahiru
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,540 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
This Pendent Heart by LunaSphere reviews
When the story ends, almost everyone in Goldcrown Town forgets that their lives had once been turned upside down by a story, that there had ever been a girl named Duck at all. When Duck herself begins to forget, Fakir writes a story that costs him dearly.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,109 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Light of a Beautiful Stranger by Hiasobi reviews
SaiHikaru. There is life before Sai and life after Sai. Now there is life with Sai, and it's as complicated as it had always been. ARC II: Soccer and Go and running after Divinity. The Go world might not be ready. Whistle! Crossover.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,088 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007
Insert Witty Title Here by Stalker of Stories reviews
A collection of unrelated one-shots and some multi-chapter short stories that don't deserve their own entry. Mori/Harry, most non HPatHC compliant. Summaries on my profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fujoshi Harry by Marauder Heir reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry goes to Japan to get away from everything. Rumi meets him, and she's determined to get him a boyfriend before the end of the school year - enter Tsukamoto Hidemi. Rated M for Rumi. Cowritten with Stalker of Stories Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fujoshi Rumi: Mousou Shoujo Otaku Kei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fully Alive by LynLin reviews
Waya doesn't believe the rumors going around that Shindou is walking down the streets holding hands with a man. Well, not until he sees with it his own eyes. Wait. Wait a second. Oh crap. SaiHikaru, but more friendship than anything
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Host Club by Stalker of Stories reviews
COMPLETE After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Sirius escape to Japan. Watch as Harry attends a prestigious muggle school, avoids his godfather, and is as dense as can be. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 259,069 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Arashi ni narimasu by Lyn908 reviews
What would happen if Harry was raised by a relative that Dumbledore wasn't aware of? What if he was raised a shinobi? Naruto crossover, Good Dumbledore, Mentor!Snape. KakashiHikaru, SLASH! New chapters up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,493 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Excerpt by Seraphim Starlight reviews
It was so natural, so predictable, that he should have seen it coming yet, regardless, it had still somehow managed to blindside him. Fakir x Ahiru
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
It Makes Sense! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Gender Confusion The Saga of Sam by WingsOfMorphius reviews
In an attempt to escape her parents, Samantha Manson takes refuge at a boys school with the class of her dreams. Fooling teachers and fitting in is hard enough, but what happens when Sam's roommate is a hottie with a secret of his own...?-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,359 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Bubbles by Valkeyrie reviews
A cute IchigoXRyou fic. Please be nice! Ryou forces Ichigo to work late and she starts to cry. What will happen when he goes to comfort her and gets into a rage? What will he unwillingly reveal? Some LettuceXKeiichiro,ZakuroXMinto,PurinXTarturo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
The Phantom of Love by Raining Eros reviews
This is a Ryou and Ichigo Fanfic so be warned. When Ichigo runs away from her orphanage, looking for adventure and freedom, she has no idea what awaits her in her future. She would never in her wildest dreams thought that she would become a hero.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,854 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Ryou S., Ichigo M. - Complete
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Five Ways RJ and Casey Didn't Meet reviews
Five AU meetings between the tiger and the wolf. Main pairing is Rasey with some meetings including side pairings Dom/Fran, and Theo/Lily
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2009 - R.J./Robert J., Casey R.
Deafening Silence reviews
Doumeki reflects, could be seen as a sister story to 'Fear and That Feeling' but it works as a stand alone. Influenced by manga!verse much more than 'Fear and That Fealing' was.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Fear and That Feeling reviews
Watanuki reflects. Set in anime!verse because it really doesn't work too well in manga!verse.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Possessive reviews
Femio, Ahiru, and a possessive Fakir, only way to describe it. Fakiru post seris. T for a little swearinf, and I mean very little.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
True Self reviews
A short FakirAhiru oneshot. Slight spoilers for the end of the series. My 1st time writing Tutu so please R&R
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete