Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, Lord of the Flies, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.
Yeah, this is my page. Since you're still reading, I assume you'll want to know irrelevant things about me. I have an uncanny obsession with chocolate, gum, the colors green and yellow, and yes, HP. And I'm rather fond of watches with glowing dials.
If you want to read good books and stuff, I suggest you read actual, concrete published books. My stuff breaks the rules of canon, because if it didn't, it would just be canon reworded. I understand that my stories are insane, and I am in fact proud of this. Please don't PM me. I may come off as defensive, but by PMing me, you will come off as stalkerish. I only say this because people have done it. Rather than PM you this about this issue, I'd rather post it here for your general humiliation and shame.
Ships I like
Harry/Bella--because we all love a Crucio right in the face at the slightest offensive remark.
Bella/Sirius--anything to save the bloodline!
Tonks/Fleur, but only if it's well written.
Bella/Voldie--because 'love' is 'evol' spelled backwards.
Bella/Rodolphus--well, they are married and all.
I'm no longer a Harmony shipper, because face it, it's not all that cute. I'm also rather losing my love of slash, and I've decided not to like the Marauders anymore, so I don't like RLSB either.
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