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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, Lord of the Flies, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Yeah, this is my page. Since you're still reading, I assume you'll want to know irrelevant things about me. I have an uncanny obsession with chocolate, gum, the colors green and yellow, and yes, HP. And I'm rather fond of watches with glowing dials.

If you want to read good books and stuff, I suggest you read actual, concrete published books. My stuff breaks the rules of canon, because if it didn't, it would just be canon reworded. I understand that my stories are insane, and I am in fact proud of this. Please don't PM me. I may come off as defensive, but by PMing me, you will come off as stalkerish. I only say this because people have done it. Rather than PM you this about this issue, I'd rather post it here for your general humiliation and shame.

Ships I like

Harry/Bella--because we all love a Crucio right in the face at the slightest offensive remark.

Bella/Sirius--anything to save the bloodline!

Tonks/Fleur, but only if it's well written.

Bella/Voldie--because 'love' is 'evol' spelled backwards.

Bella/Rodolphus--well, they are married and all.

I'm no longer a Harmony shipper, because face it, it's not all that cute. I'm also rather losing my love of slash, and I've decided not to like the Marauders anymore, so I don't like RLSB either.

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The Child of Evil by Lilyfish reviews
Bellatrix and Voldemort had a child before his downfall. What will his reaction be when Bellatrix returns from Azkaban with their daughter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Forte: A Modern Faery's Tale by TragischerRomantiker reviews
In a game of wit VS skill, our heroes... heroines rather, Val and Kaye. Must find a way to stop Talathain from stealing Roiben's crown. Along with a few new friends, they must consult the eldest among the fey, but will she trust her wisdom to a pixie?
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Val R., Kaye F.
It Can Get Pretty Ugly When You're Extra Special by SarahxEmmett reviews
Takes place after Specials but before Extras. Instead of Zane dying, like everyone believes, he was created into a superhuman. More lethal than the most dangerous Special. Good thing he never disobeys his orders... right?
Uglies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,356 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Infection by DXM Junkie reviews
A virus rampaged Europe and two top detectives find themselves stuck amongst the aftermath. Suspicions are raised and concluded, emotions are tested. Whoever said death was supposed to be easy? RaitoXL. Currently being edited.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4413 - Favs: 7,240 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Into the Night by Bluehaven4220 reviews
A new Marriage Law states that all Muggleborns must marry within three months of reaching their seventeenth birthday, and he is her only hope. SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,881 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Experiment by mangos reviews
They are being subgected to experimentation for use as weapons. After many failures, they were created with weaknesses to stop them from escaping. The story of 4 very different teens's struggle to be free. Will they save themselves? NO Maximum Ride char.!
Crossover - Misc. Books & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
Werewolf Falling by mangos reviews
I couldn't find the category for a book called Werewolf rising, so i put it here. This is my first ever fanfic, please be nice. It's about a werewolf called suki and her struggles. May end up continuing w/ Laina & Adrian's story too...
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
Accidentally in Love by xDoubleIndemnity reviews
A year in the lives of thirteen-year-old Bellatrix Black and fourteen-year-old Rodolphus Lestrange at Hogwarts, in which there is adversity, mischief, denial, and falling in love. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,991 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Daybreak Fight Club by CuteYami reviews
AU, an alternative for Rei Daybreak. A world without the drama and mystery surrounding Hinamizawa, the kids at Hinamizawa's school have a new club: a Fight Club. The light-hearted game of life and death within Hinamizawa begins. But wars bring casualties.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Keiichi M.
She's A Rebel by AmamiEmi reviews
The story of the album American Idiot by Green Day from Whatsername's point of view.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008
Reparations by jtav reviews
Harry looks into a Pensieve and discovers Luna was tortured during her stay at Malfoy Manor. He decides to make it up to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
And They Said I'd Do Fine When I Left the Nuthouse by The Laziest Woman on Mars reviews
WARNING: Do not read if you have one of the following conditions: 1. Hatred of Puns and Randomness 2.Annoyance with Wasted Space 3.Any SENSE at all...this is a story based on my hatred of overused puns and cliches. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 6/3/2003
SUEvivor: Van Helsing by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ten Van Helsing Mary Sues.....Nine Challenges.....Who will be....the Ultimate Van Helsing Mary Sue! Tune in to find out!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Mirror Mirror by RavenSohma reviews
Light Yagami is Kira so this can't possiably be happending can it? one shot, rape fic, KiraXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Otherkin by Crossbow reviews
A half werewolf comes to Hogwarts searching for her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - OC
Death Eater Training Guide by Kyushina-Yumi reviews
Have you ever wondered what it takes to become a Death Eater? Have you ever wondered what its like? Well, wonder no more, because Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange are here to explain it for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Most Insane School Days of the Sisters Black by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Dominating Bella, romantic Andromeda, and delicate Cissy were all once Hogwarts students. Did they all fit the infamously sinister Slytherin reputation, or were they, perhaps, just normal teenage girls once upon a time, before the rise of the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fear by Izumihimechan reviews
Schyler loves Draco but he is not the perfect boyfriend. He hurts her more than anyone has ever hurt her. She won't let anyone help her so who will stop him before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 67,787 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort's Enterprise by revieT reviews
UPDATED A bringing together of Harry Potter and Star Trek: Due to a temporal disturbance, the Enterprise D finds Ronald and Hermione Weasley, as well as their infant daughter. But with them comes their greatest foe, can the crew defeat Lord Voldemort?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - D. Troi, J. Picard
This is Calcutta, Bohemia is Dead by ophiucha reviews
75 sentences based off of La Vie Boheme dedicated to a first time pairing: Barty Jr and Fenrir. Includes slash, femmeslash, violence, and more warnings to behold inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fenrir G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The night Andromeda left by Lilyfish reviews
Warning: Deathly Hallows spoilers! The night Bellatrix is killed, Narcissa sits in her bedroom and recalls when their sister Andromeda left home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ten Secrets You Didn't Know About The Marauders by Sadie Lovegood reviews
A response to a challenge in The Reviews Lounge. The Harry Potter 'cliques' get together each for an exclusive interview to reveals their deepest, darkest, and sometimes creepiest secrets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Never Quite A Fairytale by Lady Altair reviews
Living a fairytale would be easy if happy endings were free. Regulus Black will play the hero anyway, just this once. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Regulus B., Marlene M. - Complete
Mary Sue: The owner's Manual by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a Harry Potter Mary Sue! Read this manual to find out what to do next!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Marshmallows and Rights by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
The Chosen, ReuvenDanny slash. Danny has been learning some new things at Colombia and Reuven can't quite bring himself to object.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bong Between Us by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
AU Mid Year 6. Ever suspicious of Draco, Harry finds the Slytherin smoking an illegal drug called Dragon’s Breath. Students slowly show up one at a time to pass the magic bong and bond. Crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Balance by streetlamp reviews
With the divorce of James Potter's parents and the start of anorexia surrounding Lily Evan's family, the story is woven of teenagers growing from children into adults, searching for their ideals and an improved love life, finally balancing out it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
To Love A Wolf by DecidedBeauty reviews
Remus has a secret, and its one he feels he has to hide from everyone he meets and even those he loves. New friends will teach him what it is to trust one another and one boy will teach him what it is to love, no matter what faults a person has.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
American Idiot THE NOVEL by TreCoolIsMyBitch reviews
Everyone has heard of Green Day's American Idiot CD, performed as a Rock Opera. Now see what happens when its turned into a novel! Follow St.Jimmy, Jesus of Surburbia, and Whatsername as they cause havok on the town of Berkeley, California.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
Power Of Darkness by Byproduct of Evil reviews
One day during the summer Bellatrix shows up near privet drive and duels with harry. Now they're both in Azkaban. Apparently it was the first fic with a HarryBellatrix pairing here! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,968 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Peter's MarySue by Doom Song reviews
Peter gets his own MarySue. Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2005
Wanderings with Werewolves: The True Story by Fox in the Stars reviews
I didn't expect to suddenly find myself obsessed with HP, but have always loved Prof. Lupin. Just a quickinspired ficlet set, I think, a couple years before the books start.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Remus L., Gilderoy L. - Complete
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What's in a Name? reviews
Theodore Nott would rather die than become a Death Eater, so he writes an elaborate suicide note to Astoria Greengrass explaining why it has to be this way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Theodore N., Daphne G.
Pretend We're Dead reviews
Remus is back from recon with Greyback's werewolves. Tonks has been waiting up for him at Grimmauld place all night. Lemons on the couch? Lemons on the couch. I need some serious psychiatric help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Live on your Feet, Die on your Knees reviews
A middle-child of history, born into a lost generation, Dora Tonks is looking for gritty, in-your-face reality...and she's willing to fake lycanthropy, change career paths, defy her mother, battle Death Eaters, and dive headfirst into love to get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
They're Playing A Song Of The Century reviews
Fanfic of Green Day's album 21st Century Breakdown. In a dystopian future ruled by religious extremism, Christian and Gloria fight for freedom of thought and cling to thoughts of freedom.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
A Sketch In Black And White reviews
20 years after being rescued from the island, Jack and Ralph meet again. Pitted against each other, who will force the other to hear him out? Will anarchy or order prevail? Oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Matricide
Set before Silence: after Higuchi's death, a malicious teenager shows up, and will stop at nothing to get Kira's power. Now, she's ruining Light's perfect plan. Can Light kill this third Kira before she blows everything and exposes them all? M for violenc
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Ryuk, Rem
Diary of a Mad Black Woman reviews
Title explains it. Oneshots about everyone's favorite crazy villaness, Bellatrix Lestrange, ranging from humor to tragedy and everything in between. Chapter 7: Narcissa attempts to cheer up her sister, rather unconventionally...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bellatrix L.
Maximum Penalty reviews
Spoof of Chicago. When Tonks kills a man on impulse, she gets sent to Azkaban to find out she'll be sharing Snape's attourney services with Bellatrix Lestrange. Who knows what will ensue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks
The Needs Of The One reviews
Having forcibly barged into Harry's house, Bellatrix gives Harry lessons in the Dark Arts for her own purposes, but perhaps it is he who will teach her that love is stronger than manipulation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,349 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort's Bellatrix reviews
Rodolphus does Bellatrix one last favor. Oneshot. May contain spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete