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DISCLAIMER: Someone else owns just about anything I might write about. If it isn't owned by a large corporation, there is probably a small corporation that does. Sucks to be me, dunnit?

I am one of those people who read a lot, and whatever snippets I write remains in my notebooks. I have loads of ideas, but can't seem to either put them in words or finish the ones I have put in words.

I tend to read Ranma ½, Naruto, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Buffy, and loads of crossovers between different canon series.

I tend to like when the good guys win, and when the bad guys get their true reward. (Death, preferably through agonizing last moments.)

Of my favourite authors on ffnet, frequenters of Rorschach's Blot's yahoo group are most prevalent.

I do not read blatant yaoiification of straight characters. I think yaoiification is silly, and mpregs are just stupid. If anyone who reads this are offended by that: Get a life.

I think the authors of above-mentioned series has either ruined the series or left so much out that fanfiction has become needed to fill in the gaps. Bakamoto turned a promising start into a Dragonball rip-off, JK seems to celebrate the fact that no good deed goes unpunished and if you are mean and spiteful and a bully, you can do whatever you want, in Buffy they seem to like necrophilia, Stargate had so much potential that they wasted away with the whole Ori thingy - it would have been interesting to look back onto planets they visited early on in the series.

I recently begun reading and watching Rosario + Vampire, and was pleasantly surprised. I don't usually like vampires. At all.

My favorites among real manga/anime tends to revolve around comedies. Azumanga Daioh and Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu are my all time favorites. When it comes to regular TV-series, I tend to watch Science-Fiction series. I like Fred Perry's Gold Digger, et les schtroumpfs. I have too many booky favorites to count, but most prevalent among those are Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Pure gold. (In the English version, not the American.)

J.

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another fistful of omake by Greylle reviews
ideas that were written out, for which there are no current plans to continue. Different paths and means for the original series they were based on. 10/24/14 expanded Chapter 16 with some rewriting of earlier bits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 339,550 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3365 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,090 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9336 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 4,807 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,646 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Spiral Dragon by Greylle reviews
Naruto Uzumaki makes a wish for the power he'll need. At which point he gets a whole new set of problems. Technically it fusions/crossovers with Umi No Misaki - though the current plan is to mainly keep the crossover elements from doing any major interactions. Oh, and Keri is from World of Warcraft's mileau.
Crossover - Naruto & Umi no Misaki/海の御先 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,012 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Stargate Reopened by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Joint fic with Keiran Halcyon and Wolf of Dawn. An AU reimagination of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,256 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010
Sharingan Love Beam by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi has unlocked a new ability for his Sharingan. And just in time for Valentine's Day too! Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Crossover by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Based on my Alternative Canon universe, trouble brews as the canon Naruto universe comes into contact with another, and crossover begins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,255 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 8,267 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
The Redshirt Diaries by weebee reviews
Ranma enters the wrong line. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,631 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9704 - Favs: 12,687 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete