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Joined 08-13-06, id: 1113984, Profile Updated: 08-18-08
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Death Note.

Gender: F

Name: YOUR MOM.

Age: 15

Lives: Canada

Nicknames (as in names my friends call me) : Kyouya, Matt, Ritsuka

Status: Lurker / Daydreamer

I would write more; I have lots of ideas, but I suck at finishing things. So most of my stories are in my head.

I would review more, too, but I'm lazy. I do review if it is a story that I particularily enjoy, however. Or if the author somehow makes me feel bad...

I dislike the smell of dishwashers and people who can't take a hint. The fact that there aren't more translated Matt/Mello doujinshis available to ME really makes me mad.

So do pedophiles. Like Michael Jackson.

I have an evil emo twin which hates everything. Typically she stays elswhere, but sometimes not.

I am currently working on a fanfic, three chapters and a prologue so far... I really want to finish it, but right now I have almost no inspiration/creativity. I blame being inside on a computer 24/7... it does not do well for my creativity!! D8

I'm going to Anime Evolution in Vancouver this weekend, though, (cosplaying Matt from DN, fuck yeah!) and am hoping that being there with all the other Deathn00bs will give me my spark back. I'LL DO MY BEST!

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Yay for Fire by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Underneath by LilangLuha reviews
Roy x Ed and maybe others. Ed is coerced into accepting an undercover assignment as a student can the Fullmetal Alchemist survive halls of peculiar teachers, petty classmates, runins with military, and a dysfunctional love octagon? Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,123 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kyle's voicemail by camomilehottea reviews
Implied Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Loves Me, Loves Me Not by DainoChild reviews
L is too addicted to yaoi to investigate Kira. Who does he send in his place? The successors, o' course! With their budding kinda-romance as a distraction, how will things turn out with Mello and Near as the original investigators? MxN, LxR.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,357 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Humanity by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Following the events of Light’s death, Near obtains a security video dated November 5th, 2004... KiraxL, LxNear. RATED M FOR A REASON. COMPLETE VERSION ON AFF.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Bully by MT Yami reviews
Butters has been harboring a longtime crush on Cartman. When Kenny finds out and blackmails him, Butters has no choice but to let Kenny have his way with him. But who's the real bully now? Kenny or Cartman? CartmanXButtersSLASHYAOI -SEQUEL: "BAD BOYS"-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
A Little Light of Love by Kikiko reviews
Complete! The Elrics journey to find the Uranium bomb from their world. Angst, foul languge, and action. Finally Ed x Roy! Takes place after the movie ends, picking up 2 years later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,684 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Matt x Mello by Flagfish reviews
This is a very dirty story. It's written first to be filthy and erotic; second to be suspenseful and clever; and, despite everything, all along the way with love. Also something for the L fans. COMPLETED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Two Guesses by allyssumdays reviews
The sent of gunpowder and blood filled the alley; the two alchemist leaned heavily against the wall, breathing harsh. "You're gonna make it through this, Ed." - "Then why do you sound so worried?" RoyxEd, complete - under construction
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Into the Dust by Logan Parker reviews
Joker was human.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Five Secret Passageways by EllieF reviews
When he was 12, Mello decided he'd find all the secret passages in the House. [Mello x Matt, a wee dash of onesided Mello x L, and Near's in it too.]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mistake's Growth by Molly-Chan the AnimeGame Fan reviews
[MPREG, RE, AU] When Edward had taken a shot because of a spreading virus, he didn't expect coming back two months later with the news of a child!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,959 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Gloves by yuugata no baka reviews
Matt and Mello how Mello hired him for the case, and how Matt raised his eyebrows and accepted. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What if Death Note was dubbed by 4kids? by 10joinfei reviews
Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Love and Smallpox by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Day Six by Saulie reviews
He always keeps the headset on. Mello & Matt have a quick conversation. About Misa. Sort of.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Melodramatic by Souvenir reviews
In Mello's case, it really is all a game...too bad he's not sure, anymore, if he's playing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Tall and Short of It by Rayne-kun reviews
For Ed's whole life, he's never been attracted to anyone. No girl or boy has ever caught his attention... Until his school gets a new headmaster by the name of Roy Mustang. [RoyEd, yaoi, onesided RussellEd, EnvyRussel don't ask, AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,245 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Harry Potter and the Full Metal of Amestris by xpakux reviews
After his attempt to save his brother and transporting himself years ahead of his time from Amestris into Munich, Germany, Edward Elric found himself a new job. Teaching at Hogwarts. But when has teaching ever involved destroying Horcruxes? Harry Potter x
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Edward E.
7 Little Dwarves by AppleCherry108 reviews
After a freak alchemy accident, Ed gets a split personality. Unfortunatly, it's a tad more split than he can handle. Will Winry be able to solve this extra Ed problem, or will the stress kill her? Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006
Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fullmetal Freebooter by Taseisha reviews
Pirate life is the way to go, even for a certain blond alchemist. No pairings, swearing, some suggestive content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Edward E.
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Legacy reviews
How will Light and the taskforce members cope when L’s heirs take a decidedly more direct approach in catching Kira? Alternate series of events from episode 27 onwards. A couple swear words.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
Lullabies reviews
My first upload ever! Oct. 3 FMA tribute, kind of. PostMovie, slight EdxRoy AlxWinry hinting. Oneshot. R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete