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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, from the land of the readers.. and now writers...

Hi, I thought that I better post something on this page. (7th May 2007)

Just to let you know that I don't, I repeat I Don't “Stamp on Sheep”

It's a name,

Not a profession,

Not a hobby,

Not a weird sheep tormenting thing,

It's a Name.

You people reading this, you really, really, really worry me……

You people really need therapy...

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Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,935 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
The Unbreakable Vow by Ash Darklighter reviews
Strange lights are seen across a deserted country lane. The wizarding world is calling him home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,559 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,749 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Dragon of Azkaban by Zyber Elthone reviews
Azkaban fic, yeah it's been done but oh well. Harry is framed and sent to Azkaban. On his 20th birthday he gets a new shot at life for a present. Rated M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Superhero by ckil reviews
Harry Potter wanted to be a superhero. He really did. This is his life as he learned to harness the power and change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,935 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P.
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 5,212 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blood Tipped Feather by Quazi Joe reviews
Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 277,019 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dark Chronicles by SylvanDreamer reviews
Being rewritten. Soon to be deleted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,519 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6891 - Favs: 6,509 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Shared Destiny by Sharptooth reviews
What if Harry and Hermione met when the Dursleys went to the zoo? How would things turn out? HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,497 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 6,429 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Kris Longknife: Legend by bluminous8 reviews
AU Crossover - Eighty years since the Itechee war that had almost caused Humanity's extinction, their old enemy rises again and it is up to Kris Longknife to find a mysterious 'weapon' that is crucial for Humanity to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,316 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Meaning of Life by LordAnarchy666 reviews
What if both Cedric and Harry died the night of the third task? Vampire!Harry. M for language and future violence/gore/sex not necessarily in that order or at the same time. HP/fem!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,348 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Pyramid of Phyre by Umpy reviews
After the war Harry vanished with a small girl for 7 years. Now a new dark force and a terrifying tournament draw the Boy-Who-Lived out of his exile to stand, once more, as a hero. Can he and his adopted daughter, Lily, prevent another war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 229,966 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grim Decision by Mev852 reviews
WRITERS BLOCK AAHHH! AU. 6th Year. As harry begins mending the fences with his ex girlfriend, Cho Chang, He's captured by Death Eaters. Soon after, a chance meeting and a certain agreement helps Harry find the power he needs to destroy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,920 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,088 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 4941 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hardest Riddle by Wheezy1 reviews
Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ascension Of The Scorpion Sorcerer by Vorlon666 reviews
After the Events of his fifth year Harry is angry. Fed up with Dumbledore's lies, half truth and deceits, he will no longer allow anyone to dictate his life. He trains very hard and along the way makes some startling discoveries. He discovers who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 300,582 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P.
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Fun on the Inside by Inibrius reviews
*ABANDONED* Yet another Azkaban fic. How is Harry going to stay sane inside the joint? Rated T for language. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6882 - Favs: 5,939 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Awkward Date by wittylibrarian reviews
Harry's summer becomes more dangerous than ever as Voldemort begins his second war. And wouldn't you know it, Harry's talked himself into going on a date with a fellow Hogwarts student as the chaos intensifies! FINIS! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,937 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
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Yesterdays Future reviews
Harry travels to the past to eliminate Tom Riddle, only having 10 hours to do so before returning to the present time, will it work?, will he remain the same person?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Harry reviews
Harry James Potter removed Voldemort from the Wizarding World, only now he's about to become what everybody feared. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Diary of Harry James Potter reviews
The abridged version of my diary - If found please read - It is the true account of my life in the wizarding world. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Paradox Shift reviews
Harry learns of Merlin’s secrets and once discovered dimension hops to another world will it be better or worse what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Setting His Own Destiny reviews
Harry leaves Privet Drive and Members of the Order and seeks his own destiny, becoming darker but not evil, no real pairings..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,263 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Harry P.
Turning Dark reviews
The story of Harry Potter and Turning Dark at the Burrow
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete