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Joined 08-14-06, id: 1114629, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 93 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Death Note, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Sailor Moon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Left 4 Dead.

uh hi

i'm elaine

it's been like eons since i've updated

probably won't again, because it's been like 3 years since i last updated

so uh

enjoy my shitty stories

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Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forgotten Forever by Kihin Ranno reviews
The Makaiju has been purified, and Tsukikage no Knight's spirit has returned to Mamoru's body. He should remember his life as Tuxedo Kamen and his past as Prince Endymion, but he doesn't? What will happen now that he's forgotten?
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 209,623 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Black Moon Clan/Negamoon/Negaverse, Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts
Gardenia by Babykoalaprincess reviews
You have two options, Harkinian. You can go home, or go big. Pick which one you want," he said, as he smirked with delight. He raised his sword, for he knew that she would take the easy way out. She gritted her teeth. "No, Link. I'll fight." HS fic
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 166,270 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Link, Zelda/Sheik
Just Another Day by PhoenixClaw reviews
When an unknown force strikes the village of Konoha, only Hinata is left with her sanity intact. Can one little Hyuuga save the day, or will everything fall victim to a demon's revenge? Uchiha family bonding, blood splattered Gaara Claus and so much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Victory by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
“They didn't feel every death, every bomb. They didn't feel the war. They just fought it. We were the war. We were living it all.” The Allies drink to their victory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Hachiko by ParsleyFeline reviews
What if things had gone differently? Mild spoilers if you've only played the game for about five minutes. T for swears.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Neku S., Shiki M. - Complete
Status Quo Ante Bellum by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Her Pink Skirt by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
Three years after their departure in Iron Island, Dawn and Riley meet up again, each with new experiences and stories added to their history. But Dawn still thinks she's treated like a kid, even at age sixteen... Sequel to "His Blue Hat," Ironwillshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Riley/Gen - Complete
Growing Up by Milotic reviews
Ash and Brock discuss growing up late one night. Slight AAML. Short one-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi - Complete
The Pidgey and the Beedril by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
There is a reason Cyrus made up Rule Six. However, when two of his commanders choose not to follow it, he has to explain it to them. And the entirety of Team Galactic as well... It almost makes you feel sorry for Mars and Saturn, doesn't it?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
Item Well by ShadowKing1988 reviews
Be careful of what you throw down the well...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
The House on Thornrose Lane: A Grimm Tale by Alicia Blade reviews
When a kitten leads Serena to the home of J. Grimm and the magical world beyond, full of princes, fairy godmothers, and wicked queens, she begins to realize that fairy tales aren't all happy ever afters. WARNING: reviews contain spoilers!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,338 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Ganondorf tries to decipher the Zelda timeline by Freeq Runner reviews
Does what it says on the tin. Ganondorf returns to Hyrule for the umpteenth time and he and his followers decide to figure out the correct order of the games as a first step to making a plan to conquer Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete
Operation: Splitting Up Team Annoyance by niver reviews
Itachi can't sleep at night, and it isn't because of nightmares or teenage hormones. It's because the most annoying Akatsuki pair ever, Sasori and Orochimaru, just won't shut up. /Orosaso if you squint/ /SERIOUSLY OOC CRACK/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Love and Everyday by ChaosAkita reviews
[LightLMisa, WAFF] Each day, when it is 19:55. Light and L go to the front door of their small tworoom apartment and wait for Misa to return from work. [oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Checkerboard Dancefloor by RobinRocks reviews
Mello acts unnervingly like Near. Matt plays Pokemon. And they kiss on the kitchen table, of course. MelloxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Meet Me at Lilycove Shopping Center! by Galbinus-Rayquaza reviews
[One Shot] Drew receives a letter from May which causes him to fly away on his Flygon as far as he can from the the Shopping Center in Lilycove. [Onesided Contestshipping]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Think You Can Fly? by Princess Destiny reviews
Usagi gets drunk on spiked punch at a party and staggers home, crashing into Mamoru on the way. Add Alcohol and ditzy blonde and you get trouble!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
The Incredible Shino by PhoenixClaw reviews
While returning from yet another failed mission, Kiba and Hinata discover the true purpose behind Shino's emotionless persona. Too bad it has to come at the cost of one of the most emotionally scarring experiences to ever befall their young lives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Chance by Lyxie reviews
I’d figured you’d probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Organization Goes Ice Skating by WindOfDancingFlames reviews
Pretty self explanatory. Marluxia is having the time of his life, Axel is not, Zexion pwns all at DDR, Vexen is in paradise, and Demyx is goofing around at the snack bar. Please review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,026 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
The Aftermath of Bachelor Parties by Kihin Ranno reviews
Motoki and Mamoru have had one wild night. Now they are having a very bad morning.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Motoki F./Andrew - Complete
Through Thick and Thin by merines reviews
Roxas seriously needed new friends. [TLTW gang] [Crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Roxas - Complete
One Trillion Degrees by Eleventh End reviews
It's like one trillion degrees, and Demyx thinks a pool party for the Organization sounds like a great idea. STABBAH STABBAH. [crack][AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
School by merines reviews
The three of them always spent their time together even when they weren't supposed to. During class, for example. [RSK] [Told in notes]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Sailor Perfect: A MarySue Paraody by Meara reviews
This is the story that asks questions others have the good sense not to! Is MarySue really a sailor senshi or just a total psycho? Why does Setsuna need a prescrition for tranquilzers & what the heck is "The Chiba Mamoru Scale of Personal Humiliation"?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Dreaming of a White Christmas by Alicia Blade reviews
Usagi wants a white Christmas. Mamoru wants her. Can the holiday season bring the two together? Complete.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,186 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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a flower for you reviews
24 flowers. 24 stories. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Nick, Ellis
surviving hell reviews
and without him, Nick knew he would've died a long time ago. N/E. 50 sentence challenge.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Sceleratus reviews
In four years, everything changes. AU. SasoDei. Rated for later chapters. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Un Deux Trois reviews
Lost and insecure. Can't wait for you. I can't decide. Run for your lives. Spinning infinity. Lock eyes. Breaking out. Never made the time. Feel alright. Maybe in time. US/UK. Music meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Question reviews
As Deidara asks Sasori a question, the answer comes out in a more obvious way than Deidara, or Sasori, would've hoped. Crack, OOC. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
It hits the fan reviews
After taking advantage of a drunken Deidara, Sasori struggles to accept his feelings. Wounds begin to open and everything starts to hit the fan. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pièce jointe reviews
You don't know why you love him, and you don't know why you can't stop, but all you want to do is forget and go on. However, that seems very unlikely. SasoDei. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Drama in the War Room reviews
Really, Pein should've realized that his evil minions were quite the characters. Crack. SasoDei OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Ding reviews
Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
El Diablo es en mi pantalones reviews
Deidara needs help with Spanish, and Sasori is willing to offer a hand. Lemon, Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Melancholy reviews
Or also known as: 'Why Itachi should never space out'. Itachi pairs people off, Hidan is amused, and Deidara struggles not to kill himself. Slight SasoDei and KakuHida. Brain breakage. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
so, Deidara reviews
Sasori tries to get Deidara, and learns to never trust Hidan again. Cheesy pick-up lines, ho. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Brink of Insanity reviews
...You just had to leave me Danna, didn't you...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sexual Tension reviews
Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
FWD: reviews
Hidan is unnerving and everybody tries not to strangle him. AU. OOC. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fuku reviews
When Usagi and Mamoru became a couple, the didn't expect that the usual fights that came along with couplehood were this retarded. Crack, OS.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
The utter humiliation of Gaara no Sabaku reviews
Gaara thinks Matsuri's cat is evil. Matsuri is amused. And italics are abused. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Bidoof'd reviews
One of the many ways in which Mamoru fails. Especially in Pokemon. Crack, OS.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Failtastic reviews
Seiya and Mamoru fight for Usagi, but things aren't going as planned. Cracktastic. OS.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Ground Rules reviews
Mamoru, learning about the magical magic that is fanfiction, decides to take it upon himself and fix the errors in the fandom. Crack. TwoShot.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
The Hero's Heroine reviews
You caught me off guard. Now I'm running and screaming...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Error reviews
The Dead Moon Circus tries to take Sailor Moon's dreams, but something goes horribly wrong...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Tick Tock reviews
Serena hated that clock. OS. Crack.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
He is the one named Sailor Paul reviews
Crackfic. Paul's pokemon learn the horrible truth that he...is Sailor Moon. OS.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Served reviews
Paul gets served, and the Ash gang have a good riot about it. Pointless fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Paul/Shinji - Complete
Because of WinnDixie reviews
Paper or Plastic? ContestShipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
420 reviews
May hardly expected to fall in love with her pot dealer in New York. AU, Contestshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Pokepwned reviews
Ash maims someone with a pokeball. It does not bode well. Crack.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Dave reviews
You never piss Ganondorf off. Link learns this the hard way. Crack, minor L/Z.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Lucariowned reviews
In which Link and Sheik horribly discover Lucario's hidden talent. Crack, OS.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Lucario - Complete
For now reviews
It's simply the fact that you can't sit there and wallow in self-pity. You have to realize that everything is only going to be for now. Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Noted reviews
Brownies, Pedophiles, and Videogames all comfortably packed in. Drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
AND THEN THERE APPEARED AN EGG reviews
The wonders of breeding are horribly discovered by a young trainer. Crack Drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Third Martini's a charm reviews
Making bad decisions never felt this good. AU, Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
LEEEEEEEROOYY JEEEEENKINS! reviews
Tackling internet sensations one Pokemon Character at a time.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Hurting yourself in confusion reviews
Requestfic. Two trainers wonder how a Bronzor can hurt itself in its confusion--in a wide open meadow. Crack.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Murkrow and the Skitty reviews
Dawn gets a Skitty that just so happens to be completley infatuated with Paul's Murkrow. Wonderful. Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A proposition reviews
Shinji proposes to Hikari. Or tries, anyway. Crack. Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Bambino reviews
Suffice to say; Paul, Dawn, Ash and Brock are in here.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Banana reviews
A day at the beach gone arwy. Ikarishipping. Crack.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Findings reviews
In which Dawn studies Paul and his ways. Crack.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
En Vie reviews
Matt figures out a very hidden secret; his parents are very much alive. MattMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Time reviews
it's an essence. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mello - Complete
You're gonna die soon reviews
In Quarter Queen's final moments, Beyond Birthday sings a song. That is oddly fitting. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Film Noir reviews
A new murderer is in town, and detective Rock Lee is on the case! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
transylvania reviews
when hell freezes over, who is your lover?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Valumtimes Day reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Wammy's. The girls have gone insane. MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
16 ways to shut the hell up reviews
Lists are not equal to that of stories. Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Ohso Romantic reviews
Oh Mello. You closet romantic. Crack!Yaoi, but nothing graphic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
School Days reviews
The Wammy House Kids & their days in school. Warnings: Language. No, srsly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Mello - Complete
S' reviews
Game Start. Game Pause. Game Over.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The most retarded Christmas ever reviews
Say goodbye to your brain cells, kiddies. The title isn't kidding.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pinky and the Brain: Naruto Style reviews
Orochimaru. Kabuto. Pinky & the Brain knockoff. And idiocy at its finest. [3rd Prize Winner]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Snowglobe reviews
Y'know how they say when you're born, you have a snowglobe that protects you, and when that snowglobe cracks then you're entering the real world? Well today, my snowglobe was thrown into fire and eaten by SHARKS. [2nd prize winner]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
HALLOWEENIE TIME reviews
It's a Halloween fic, it's a Halloween fic, it's a Halloween Fic, it's a Hallooween fic, did I mention it was a Halloween fic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Shopping reviews
The Akatsukians go Grocery Shopping. And, as usual in every 'humor' story, some random crap happens. [First Prize winner]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Everybody's a little bit Racist reviews
The Akatsuki members sing about racism. [OneShot. Songfic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Outcast reviews
Why? Was the question. But she never had the answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Pierce reviews
A story about Pein's multiple piercings. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Konan O' Brien reviews
Pein takes a jab at Blue's spiffy new name. Konan is not amused. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
What If reviews
What if Sasuke wasn't emo? What if Tobi was Obito? Well, I hypothetically answer those questions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
A bunch of random quotes and OOC crap reviews
The title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Red Dawn reviews
Don't deny a woman anything. EVER. [Oneshot. Very mild PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
El Mañana reviews
Give 'em hell, Blue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
A revealing truth reviews
Blue tells Sasori a surprising secret about The Leader.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sasori - Complete
The Akatsuki's Downfall reviews
There is only one man who can defeat every single Akatsuki member within less than the blink of an eye. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Ten Ways to Kill Pein for Fun and Profit reviews
Pein dies in ten different styles. Ten VERY different styles. [NOT A ONESHOT, HOLY CRAP!] [Some PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
She Glomps reviews
Matsuri decided Gaara needs a hug. A very, very long hug. [Fluffy GaaraxMatsuri] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Matsuri, Gaara - Complete
How the Akatski came to be reviews
Family guy plus Naruto equals AWESOME. [Really, really short oneshot.] [Mild, MILD PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki at the Beach reviews
They were really bored. And the idea just dawned on him. [OOC] [ONESHOT] [Some PeinxBlue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
The Many Adventures of Pein and Such reviews
Even the Akatsuki doesn't know Blue's real name. But Pein is determined to find out. [ONESHOT, Mild PeinxBlue, Implied Sex]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Drunk like Chimps reviews
Sakura and Naruto get really, really hammered. And who has to drag their sorry asses home? That's right. I'm not telling you. [ONESHOT] [Still good at those summaries. :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sucks to be Gaara reviews
Two hours. Gaara. And a kid named Ome. [ONESHOT] [I'm still great at summaries. :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Naruto meets The Sims reviews
Basically, Naruto gets bored, plays The Sims, chaos ensues, etc. [ONESHOT] [And guess what, I'm terrific at summaries! :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Candy Mountain! reviews
Shino takes a visit to Candy Mountain. [ONESHOTONESHOTONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
PBJT reviews
Do YOU know what time it is? [The most pointless ONESHOT known to man]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Laser reviews
A bored Kiba finds solice in Akamaru, and a small red dot. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
Desperate Measures reviews
Link has to go on ANOTHER quest...and the rest basically writes itself. [ONESHOT][OOC] [Rated For saftey]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Link - Complete
When Bugs Cry reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but me thinks Kiba has gone a wee bit too far...[ONESHOT] [With OOC!Shino]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Believe it! reviews
Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi have their qualms about Naruto's stupid catchphrase. [ONESHOT] with Hypnotizing!Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birds & the Bees reviews
Sasuke leaves it to Itachi to explain the most awkward thing there is: sex. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snickers reviews
Team Seven gets bored sitting around the fire, so Kakashi brings out the ol' guitar. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Teams go internet reviews
The characters in Naruto find out about the wonderful, horrible power of fandom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Everybody Hates Kairi reviews
Seriously, what did Kairi do to be this despised? No, really, WHAT DID SHE DO? [Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Kairi - Complete
Santa went crazy reviews
Riku tells Sora the horrible truth about Santa Claus...In song. [Oneshot, No Flames, Songfic]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Squeon reviews
Yuffie gives Squall a new name. [OneShot, Mild Squffie, No Flames]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K. - Complete
Song about Kairi reviews
Sora will NEVER sing a song about Kairi! [OneShot, Songficish, No pairings]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Xaldin Pwns me reviews
A pointless oneshot about how Xaldin Pwned me in Beast's castle 50 jabillkion times. R&R or die. No flames.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Xaldin - Complete
The fairytale reviews
Kairi muses about Sora. And her feelings for him. Hellz yeah I can write serious stuff...R&R, no flames peeps
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Kairi's 'special' time reviews
Kairi goes through 'that' stage in iher life. And Riku and Sora have to go get her 'things' OH THE HORROR! NO FLAMES I don't own anything.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Kairi - Complete
Internet of MAGIC reviews
Sora finds out all about the internet and it's magical...magic...and a lota yaoi pictures. No flames. I own nothing, Squeenix does
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sora - Complete
Blindfolded Idiots reviews
Random crap on Riku and that stupid blinfold. First Story, No flames. I own nothing, Squeenix 'owns it all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Riku - Complete