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Joined 08-14-06, id: 1114709, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
Author has written 7 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Calvin & Hobbes, Kid Icarus, Monty Python, Super Smash Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, and My Little Pony.

I'm back after, um... lessee, two years? One year? I have no idea, but I'm back after a long time nevertheless and ready to dish out as many fanfics as I/you can handle! I am officially one year older than I was one year ago (lolz). I am wiser. I think. I'm not as much of a shipper as I was. But I AM much more of a Kirbyfan! Yes, I like Kirby.

First name: Jordan
Last name: Akimoto
REAL last name: I'm not telling...
Age: 15
Username: JRol (duh)
Aliases (other usernames (this isn't my only account, you know)): Neox, KirbyfanNeox, Kirbyfan87827, KF87827
Main fanfics are most likely gonna be: Kirby, Superjail!, Super Smash Brothers
SSB Main: Ness
Melee Main: Roy
Brawl Main: N/A
Other Accounts (respectively with usernames): Homestar Runner Wiki and Uncyclopedia, Newgrounds and SmashWiki (resulting in a Wikia-wide account, apparently making me a sockpuppet on Uncyclopedia), YouTube and Roblox, Wikipedia
Do I like furries: I don't even know what furries ARE, much less like them!

Future Projects:
A Sophisticated Discussion- Deidara and Giga talk about art. A Naruto/Bo-bobo crossover.
Dating Disaster- Snake finally goes on a date with Samus! Hilarious shenanigans ensue. Also, Roy, Ness, Lucas, Kirby and the Ice Climbers, in a B-plot... save Christmas?!

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz by Mosaic and the Skoolgurlz reviews
In the most METAL story you'll ever read, Hagrid, Luna, Ron, Aragog, McGonagall, and Dumbledore form a heavy metal band. Will this band have the balls to make it? You decide! Maybe. Not really. Dumbledore/Cthulhu, Luna/Yaoi, Your Mom/Everyone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Rubeus H., Luna L.
Fluttershy's Poem by Aquarian Poet reviews
Fluttershy stumbles across a poem she wrote as a young filly, one that she wrote the day AFTER she got her cutie mark. What happened that day? And how did she get back to Cloudsdale? Rated T for thematic elements! R&R!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,873 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Fluttershy, Cheerilee - Complete
The Ones He Left Behind by Center of the Galaxy reviews
Cloud has been fighting Sephiroth for 3 months. Now, he returns to find Radiant Garden under the control of Maleficent who intends to use Kingdom Hearts for her own dark purposes. Can Cloud save the ones he left behind? Cloud/Aerith, Sora/Kairi, post KH2
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Aerith G., Cloud S.
Shards of Memory by Drake Clawfang reviews
Cloud and Terra join forces to battle Kefka and Sephiroth as they search for their Crystals. Along the way they must confront their troubled pasts before their secrets cause the other's demise, and discover the higher destinies set for them. An alternate telling of the game's events from their POV. Not a typical shipping fic, romance is subtle.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 267,070 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Terra B. - Complete
World Trade Center by Eric Neo Matrix reviews
A Sonic tribute to the tenth anniversary of 9/11/2001, the day that changed history. Also a dedication to all those who were affected on that day.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Arise My Love! by wickedmetalviking1990 reviews
What happened the night before Christ rose from the dead? See the battle that went behind the scenes that Sunday morning two thousand years ago! Rated T for some swearing. Based on the song of the same name by NewSong and Joshua the King of Heaven by me.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
How the Mighty have Fallen by May Sparrow reviews
Even a demon can grieve, and he only grieves for his lack of understanding. Can a hated creature be saved? Mild mild cursing, I mean not to offend.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Valentines Day by Ralf Jones reviews
"This is the best valentines day of my life"...in which Tifa Lockhart is finally happy.CRACK.Please R&R, Dont like it, dont read it.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Tifa L. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Jikoken'o reviews
Bass kidnaps Roll for one of Wily's cliché plots, but when they start to develop a friendship, things become complicated. Bass x Roll
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,824 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Roll, Bass
Dear Diary by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
Follow the daily lives of some of Hyrule's most popular characters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/9/2006
Yo Mama! by gqmfacacia reviews
3 times Spock heard a 'yo mama' joke and 1 time he used one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Tavern Chaos by TheNinthCircleofHell reviews
When Zidane takes Cosmos on a date to the local tavern, they find it to be filled with the Warriors of Chaos. Zidane provokes the Cloud of Darkness, which escalates into a full-fledged barfight!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Zidane T., Cosmos - Complete
The Best Songfic EVER by redleaveshavefallen reviews
Seriously. The best EVER. So great, I can't spoil it. Song by Parry Gripp. Made as a joke. Big x Blaze because of course it's SO romantic.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Big/Froggy, Blaze - Complete
Pokemon Red Forbidden Version by ElectiveVotation reviews
My satirical portayal of Pokemon Red and what the Pokemon series has done to harm it through time. I literally just poke fun, and screw up the Pokemon universe with my own characters. Updates weekly. If I can. Rated M for a lot of things.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Farfetch'd/Kamonegi, Mudkip/Mizugorou
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The End of XANA, the Beginning of Carnage by wolfwood3189 reviews
To all those who read this, know that this will be the only fanfic you'll read that going to have over twenty main characters I't shall be the ultimite crossover this side of the galaxy.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Odd D., William D.
Exit Materia by Sugarloafin reviews
When Cait Sith gets crunched by an ancient temple, sucked into a dark void, or eaten by monsters it's easy for Reeve to make another isn't it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Reeve T., Cait S. - Complete
Silvermoon by Gancena reviews
Discontinued, here for archival/history reasons. Thirty one heroes must defeat two manipulative Hands and a tyrannical beast... or all will be lost. This story follows one of these heroes... an unlikely one. Rated for language and violence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,505 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - OC, Pikachu, Ness
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7183 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kirby's voice by KirbyDjinn reviews
Kirby finds himself with a voice and soon is forced into a huge adventure of silly proportions. But will his voice and his new friends be enough to save the universe once again? The first chapter has been rewritten! enjoy!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005
Shatter by Airinora reviews
After the Mushroom king died, Bowser strikes, and took control of all of Mario's friends, but where was Mario! Mario returned to find out, everyone's possessed by Kamek and Bowser's newest minion. How will he save them, when his only ally is a ghost!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Mario, Peach
Time Cannot Erase by Callisto Hime reviews
Zelda and Fire Emblem Crossover: Zelda and Link have returned to the past to relive the fatal seven years and though Hyrule is in peace they are left to live in sorrow when the mysterious Marth appears and changes the course of their lives forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 186,159 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
A FIC THAT SUCKS by rankiribe reviews
Taken from Heppokomaru's diary. One and a quarter day worth of diary. Please review, even though it is not as good as the others.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Dimension Hopping by Xiaolin Guy reviews
If you like Xiaolin Showdown, Mario, Spongebob, Sonic, Star Wars or Ash Ketchum, then this is SOOOOO the story for you! YuGiOh! And Zelda are being added! Hurry up and read! IT'S CROSSOVER MANIA! I AM FINALLY DONE! YES! YES! YES!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
strongbademailexe by Omega799 reviews
Various Strong Bad emails. Rating may change in the future. R&R.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
kirby goes to school by KirbyDjinn reviews
When kirby accidentally comes to earth and joins a humen school what could possibly happen!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2006
Finally Done In by Shadowlover25 aka Blaze reviews
When a close friend to everyone in FCUSA dies, they all begin looking for his killer. Although, somethings are not as they seem...
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2006
TICKLE ME ANSEM VERSION 3 by Iwroteit reviews
PS2CHEAPTOYS Inc. is proud to present TICKLY ME ANSEM with 5 JAM PACKED LAME PHRASES and 5 EVIL MOTIONS! BUY ONE NOW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Avalons-Healer reviews
What can heal the broken heart of a hero, after losing a loved one? Maybe bring her back to him, for just one more time, as an angel. Is it possible? Well, it just happened...... Featuring songs by Kelly Clarkson and more! Check full summary inside.
Cyberchase - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005
There's Always Hope by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes walk down their favorite forest one day. Only to find that construction workers have destroyed it. Dedicated to my lost cat. Mamma Kitty.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
All we used to do by AnotherChapterOfMe reviews
Calvin's grown up and Hobbes misses him.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2005
Snake in the Grass by egoelbereth reviews
The snake from Eden gives the dirt on the Garden of Eden. Really a satire, not a parody, but that isn't an option so...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004
Kingdom Hearts: Ansem's Return by Hizaru reviews
Just when Sora, Donald and Goofy reunite with Riku and King Mickey, the heartless return. And this time, Ansem is in no condition to lose to the power of the keyblade.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Ness's New Nightmare by Michael Haynes reviews
The sequal to Earthbound, my way.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2001
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Friendship is Magic, Chaos is Power reviews
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Shadow wind up in Equestria and must work together with the Elements of Harmony to find a way back home. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011
Dragoonhunters reviews
When four Smashers forget how to share, will the Dragoon EVER be assembled? Based on a true story.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Brawl! The New Smashers Arrive reviews
As the title suggests, the newcomers arrive at Smash Mansion. But when a hero rebels, and a menace returns, who will prevail? ABANDONED
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
What Might Have Happened reviews
A Monty Python fic giving possible explanations to: a How Lancelot found out about Galahad and his situation at Castle Anthrax, and b What might have happened if Lancelot hadn't found out. Includes multiple endings!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007
Kid Icarus, This Is Your Life reviews
Pit's life story! And by that I mean why he hasn't been seen in decades.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
The TRUE Story of the Noodle Incident reviews
My interpretation of the Noodle Incedent, which is the best so far. The first fanfic I ever wrote! HUZZAH! Oh yeah, there are some Naruto references.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Cakesniffer! reviews
I fight Carmelita Spats. Hilarity enues. This summary sucks.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Carmelita S. - Complete