TheMastress
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Joined 08-14-06, id: 1114882, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 29 stories for Supernatural, Ugly Betty, Glee, and Suits.

The V.I.P.F.'s (otherwise known as the Vaguely Important Personal Facts):

Name: Alli (Nice to meet you...feel free to address me as such, if you like.)

Handle (I just like the term "handle" so much better than screen name, login...whatever. Makes me feel like a CB operator or something.): TheMastress here, smartalli on Live Journal and AO3, pinkhairisnotpunk on tumblr. (Feel free to friend or follow. I like new friends. :) )

The Story Behind the Handle(s): The first two are nicknames from my dad. TheMastress is shortened from the Mastress of Minutiae, given because I have a knack for recalling trivial facts at the drop of a hat. (And yes...I know that mastress is not a real word. That's just the kind of guy my dad is.) Smartalli is what my dad yells at me in public (though not so much anymore) when he thinks it's impolite to yell, "Hey! Smart Ass! Get over here!". pinkhairisnotpunk is me thumbing my nose at anyone who thinks that dying your hair another color makes you punk. It doesn't. It simply means you dyed your hair another color.

Age: 20s (And that's all you're gettin'. Girl's gotta keep some mystery about herself, right?)

Location: California girl, born and raised (Yes, I own a surfboard and I know how to use it...no, I'm not afraid of earthquakes.)

Loves of My Life: the San Francisco Giants, photography

Some Favorite Quotes:

"If you wanna fly, you gotta give up the sh*t that weighs you down." -Toni Morrison

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell...leap." -Cynthia Heimel

"I wrote this book for a sense of personal satisfaction. Just like taking a good photograph or painting a picture or playing a good golf game or something, it's the thing in itself that justifies it." -William H. Rehnquist

"It is not a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach." -Dr. Benjamin Mays

"If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." - Emile Zola

"There's no substitute for guts." - Paul Bear Bryant

Regarding Reviews:

Reviews are wonderful, and finding one in my inbox never fails to bring a smile to my face. That being said, I will never, EVER blackmail any of my readers for reviews. I think it's tacky. If you read something of mine, and you love it and you'd like to let me know, that's awesome and so wonderful of you. And if you don't? Well, that's okay too. I know it's completely unrealistic to expect everyone who reads your work to review, and the simple fact remains that even if people didn't like my work, I'd write anyway.

And if you take the time to write me a review, I do try to at least send you a thank you back. I think it's important to acknowledge you for doing that for me, and I want you to know how much I appreciate it. But if for some reason you don't get a response from me, please know how much all your kind words meant. And I'd also like to give a blanket thank you to anyone who favorites any of my stories. I'm truly honored you love my work enough to make it one of your favorites. Thank you. :) A big thank you with lots of love to anyone who tags me as a Favorite Author, too. You rock my world.

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Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 2 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5211 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Christmas in an Empty Theatre by Evey Edge reviews
It's Christmas and Karen has just stormed out on her parents and Dev after a huge fight about the musical. She goes to the theater to rehearse and clear her head, only to find there's someone else there. Karen/Derek.
Smash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - [Karen K., Derek W.]
It Takes an Ocean not to Break by a red burn reviews
Her next visit to the island she had smuggled him Thai for lunch and a box of condoms. Jack/Rebecca
Alcatraz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Rebecca M., Jack S./Prisoner 2024 - Complete
the planets bend between us by the joker and the queen reviews
In the world of WMHS, there are two things you can count on: Rachel Berry is always on top, and losers like Noah Puckerman are always on the bottom. But when McKinley's badass queen collides with the king of the gleeks...it's a whole new universe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,532 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Skies of Blue, Clouds of White by thewhiterose3 reviews
He fills up every room, leaving little pieces of himself, blazing with light.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by Tarafina reviews
Razi Puckerman always knew Rachel Berry was meant to be the girl to get her boy on the straight and narrow and she aims to make sure that happens. :PxR:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Don't You Desert Me Now by smc-27 reviews
Something pushes Rachel over the edge. She's had enough, and she declares war on the glee club. Puck, knowing which side is going to win, joins her team. Puck/Rachel oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Spiraled Escalation Out of Control by angel-dawes reviews
It started when Puck bought Rachel a slushie and didn't throw it at her. And it's really crazy how things can just escalate from one little decision.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,897 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Pure Coincidence by arllama reviews
Neal goes missing while on a case. Peter goes out of his way to find him. Friendship. Complete.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
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With this Ring reviews
AU future!fic. It's time for Puck to buy Rachel's ring. Puckleberry, with Mike/Rachel, Kurt/Puck, and Puck/Sam friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
at your feet reviews
Harvey is a famous porn star. Mike is his newly hired fluffer. PWP.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Change of Plans reviews
There are about a million places Mike would rather be right now. Harvey/Mike
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
The Care & Keeping of Harvey Specter's Puppy reviews
Donna doesn't get paid enough for this. She really doesn't. Donna Mike friendship, Harvey/Mike pre-slash
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Donna, Mike R. - Complete
Interlude reviews
Mike has a thing for Harvey's stubble. Harvey/Mike
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Let it Snow reviews
"We're here to kidnap you. Isn't that awesome?" Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Lullabies for Rachel Barbra Berry reviews
Rachel's having trouble sleeping. Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The World's Cutest Closer reviews
AU. Five year old Mike has never been trick-or-treating. kid!Mike, daddy!Harvey
Suits - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Easy Like Saturday Morning reviews
It's still fairly early when Harvey wakes up, the soft Saturday morning sunshine just beginning to reach over the tops of the buildings of Manhattan and through his bedroom windows. Mike/Harvey slash
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Coin Toss reviews
"Plight? Please. Child hunger is a plight. Homelessness is a plight. Having two guys fighting over you? That's the plot to just about every episode of Saved By the Bell." Puckleberry and Finchel with Pezberry friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Naming Rights reviews
"I'm not an idiot, Noah. I know what you're trying to do. And no...we are not naming our son after one of the Cleveland Indians." Puckleberry with Hummelberry friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Almost Lover reviews
"I realize that I don't know you, and it's possible that what I'm about to say may come out as slightly psychotic, but can you be my boyfriend for five minutes?" AU Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Things That Go Bump in the Night reviews
He feels her hand grasp his arm, her fingers digging into his bicep. "But what if it's a serial killer? Or a rapist?" Puckleberry with Cherry and Changerman friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Father's Day reviews
What does it say about his life that the only people who really get what today means to him are Rachel Berry and her dads? Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Enough reviews
He knows this isn't the way it's supposed to work. The Bad Boy isn't supposed to get the Good Girl. The Bad Boy is supposed to break the Good Girl and then the Good Girl is supposed to go running into the Good Boy's arms and live Happily Ever After. P/R
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Starshine reviews
Caroline's Broadway debut is tomorrow night, and her parents can't make it. Pardon her if she's feeling a little screwed over. FutureFic. Puckerman kid POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Catching Fire reviews
"Come on, I can think of at least five ways for you to thank him for saving your apartment, and only three of them involve condoms." Puckleberry, Pezberry and Faberry friendship. AU Fireman!Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Writing on the Walls reviews
She tries not to let it get to her. But when the cruel words are scratched into the bathroom stall she uses every week, and she's her fellow students' favorite whipping girl, it's hard not to let the words in. Puckleberry, Pezberry friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Marry You reviews
Oneshot: Lil!Puck asks Rachel's dads for her hand in marriage. Lil!Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Make Way for Ducklings reviews
When Rachel opens the first of her shower gifts and finds a little rubber duck with a Mohawk, she can't help but smile. Puckleberry FutureFic. FaBerry friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses reviews
Rachel hasn't looked at him once since she sat down, and it's sorta starting to piss him off. He gets that they're not friends or anything, but they're gonna make sweet music together, so the least she can do is notice that he's sitting there. P/R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Good Medicine reviews
When he looks up there's all these tiny people where the Gleeks should be and he's totally confused. Was it like, Bring Your Mini Me to Glee Day and someone forgot to tell him about it or something? Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
5 Steps reviews
Betty has fallen for Daniel. Daniel has fallen for Betty. Now what are they supposed to do about that? BettyDaniel COMPLETE
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Serenity reviews
Daniel and Betty are in bed. Daniel? Well, he's troubled. BettyDaniel COMPLETE
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Small Things reviews
Betty Suarez had always been a dreamer. DanielBetty COMPLETE.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Disappointment reviews
Daniel Meade was a walking, talking disappointment. DanielBetty COMPLETE.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Failure reviews
John Winchester stumbled through the front door of the apartment. His eyes glassy and his head throbbing, John ran directly into the one person he had hoped to evade. Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2006 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Momma Dean reviews
Every little boy needs a mom, even if it comes in the form of an older brother.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Soft Spot reviews
Dean is aware he makes mistakes. He can handle that. It's when his mistakes hurt Sam that it's unforgiveable.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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