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Joined 08-30-18, id: 11150343, Profile Updated: 07-12-23
Author has written 2 stories for Run the Tide, and Assassin's Creed.

Greetings, fellow denizens of the digital realm!

Well met, good people of this online kingdom! What tidings can I share upon this illustrious platform, you may ask? Pray, lend me your ears, for I shall impart the following revelations:

In matters of literary taste, I find myself drawn to the unconventional and controversial. Yes, indeed! I delight in the embrace of non-canonical and oft-reviled pairings, such as Jacob and Bella, Gale and Katniss, or even the daring union of Harry Potter and Hermione. Verily, these curious combinations inject a zest into life's tapestry, wouldn't you agree?

Now, hold fast, for I harbor peculiar beliefs that may raise a few eyebrows. Picture this: a world where Severus Snape need not have met his untimely end! A whimsical notion, some may say. And let us not cast blame upon poor Jacob, for the unfair treatment he endured. Nay, I declare it is not his doing, but the capricious whim of the literary deities themselves!

In the realm of storytelling, I confess to indulging in the noble pursuit of putting pen to parchment, albeit infrequently. Alas, my noble duties as a scholar of engineering leave little time for such creative exploits. But fear not, for on rare occasions, I may bestow upon this platform a glimpse into my literary reveries!

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Intensity by mama4dukes reviews
Twelve years have gone by since Paul and Bella walked away from La Push and reached for success. When they unexpectedly run into each other, the pack suddenly comes trickling back into their lives. Time changes people but can it change traditions? AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,698 - Reviews: 5770 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 2/22/2024 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Paul, Bella
Windows to the Soul by spacewanderer52 reviews
Bella and Jacob would be great together, or at least that is what everyone tells them. Two best friends try to date even though she can't get someone else off her mind. B/P, Blackwater, and a little Quembry. Imprint story, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,358 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/16/2023 - Published: 8/2/2019 - [Bella, Paul] [Jacob, Leah] - Complete
The Curse by SaffyAngel reviews
What if the imprint was wrong, that by its very existence it placed both the wolf and the tribe in immense danger? Would the man be strong enough to deny his imprint if he knew in his heart it was not right? What if his heart already belonged to another? Maybe the imprint was not the end game after all. Set in AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 356,535 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/25/2021 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Bella, Jacob, Leah, Paul
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 3012 - Favs: 8,901 - Follows: 9,016 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
The Devil You Know by Unseelie Sidhe reviews
They say the devil you know is better than the one you don't...but knowing a Devil just means there is that much more temptation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,040 - Reviews: 6125 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 4,039 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Paul, Bella
Won't Go Home Without You by tonyamic10 reviews
A visit to the reservation to check on Jacob, caused Bella to run into Paul. He hates her; the feeling's mutual, but an act of kindness changes things between them and either by chance or intentional, their paths keep crossing. New consequences arise and she questions all her decisions. Will she make it to the altar or does she have a new destiny? [AU, Bella/Paul]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 188,244 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Black and Blue by RitaChaCha reviews
Set immediately after Bella's wedding, Jacob struggles to cope with her choice and Sam's decision to assign a very broken Leah to patrol with him. Can two wounded wolves help each other to heal? A tale of love, lust, friendship and sacrifice. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,180 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Glitch by Animegrl1047 reviews
The thing that sucks being a time traveler is meeting your ancestors. It's another problem when they think you're irresistible. And you're in a FUBAR situation when they won't let you return to your time. Desmond realizes firsthand why both Altair and Ezio won't let anything get away from them... especially if he's the only one to save the world from Abstergo. (SLASH)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 201,652 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Connor K.
Make Him Proud by Nytewing reviews
Devastated from Achilles' unexpected death, Connor is unable to deliver the killing blow in his fight with Haytham. Instead he drags his wounded father back to the homestead. He entrusts his father's recuperation to Doctor White and returns to his quest for Charles Lee.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,635 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K. - Complete
Found and Lost by Zoe1078 reviews
Sam Uley loves Leah Clearwater, and he doesn't know how to stop. Not when he is the first of his generation to turn into a monster, nor when she is the second only weeks later. Not even after the spirits choose for him another. AU. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 297,958 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - [Leah, Sam] - Complete
Coming Full Circle by toooldforthis reviews
What if Bella realized she loved Jacob enough? Jacob is injured in the battle with the newborns. Bella now knows she loves him, but not enough to leave Edward. Or is it? Who will she choose, and what will the Volturi do? MATURE THEMES,LEMONS! POST-ECLIPSE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 453,345 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Live and Learn by Charis77 reviews
The story of Cadmus Vakarian, father of Garrus Vakarian. Begins with his marriage and will follow him through the Mass Effect series of games and a little beyond. Explores Cadmus' impact on and relationship with his family, focusing on our favorite turian, Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 374,434 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/21/2012 - OC, Garrus V., Solana Vakarian - Complete
Chances by taoist elf reviews
Returning home for a year, Bella struggles both with chances lost and taken and what to do with the last one she'll ever have. It's more complicated than she'd ever imagined. Raw, realistic and messy, this isn't the typical JxB. Takes place 8 years after BD wedding.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 262,502 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Crave by taoist elf reviews
Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 267,485 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
A Mortal Life by sirwayde reviews
POST-ECLIPSE- After the battle, Bella chose Jacob but left him behind because of imprinting. Away at college, she discovers that love and the supernatural are far from finished with her... not to mention her past refusing to stay in the past...J/B/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 278,923 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, OC - Complete
Best friends share everything by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 208,077 - Reviews: 4871 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
The Fire of the Sun by audreyii-fic reviews
Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,635 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Fragrant Taste of Rain by Pavarti reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to teach at the Reservation school in La Push. Despite recovering from a broken heart she enters into a passionate relationship with the mysteriously artistic Jacob Black. But in the end is he exactly what she'd always needed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,337 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
Hurt by Mrstrentreznor reviews
MA AU. What if Sam's wolf didn't like Emily? What if the wolf had attacked her, just after they imprinted, in an attempt to make her go away? What if an imprint abused the imprint bonds and ordered the wolf around? What if the man was forced to go along with it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Be Like Water by taoist elf reviews
REPOSTED - Starting with the slap in the movie and spinning a twisting, intense, and psychologically-driven tale. Imprinting, but not the usual way: it's complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 1,177 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Closer to God by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,212 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
The Definition of Want by audreyii-fic reviews
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Black and White by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob gives up phasing and it turns out to be harder than he thought, so Bella helps. A love story. Set in Eclipse AU future. VERY mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
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Running against the Tide
After the film's events, Rey embarks on a redemptive journey, facing challenges, confronting his past, and forming unexpected alliances. Along the way, he questions whether his mother's promised transformation is genuine or merely empty promises.
Run the Tide - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,804 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2023 - Published: 6/22/2023 - Reymund, Michelle, Oliver
The Last Words reviews
In which Ezio Auditore, the master assassin and mentor of the brotherhood, has been cornered. Major character death.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2023 - Complete