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I deleted the stories I wrote about potc because when I read them over again I figured out that they sucked!
So maybe I'll rewrite them (most likely not) but I'll soon have new stories on here! So Check Back Soon!!

The Ginger Snaps Movies

Brigitte: Our parents drowned?
Ginger: Yes, but they didn't suffer It was really quite peaceful.

Ginger: Suicide is like... the ultimate fuck you.

Brigitte: I didn't betray you.
Ginger: You locked me up!

Ginger: She's only 15 you pervert!
Brigitte: Ginger! Wait for me outside!
Ginger: Fine. But if he rapes you, don't come calling. I'll be home.

Ginger: Out by sixteen or dead on the scene, but together forever.

Ginger: Playing with kitchen knife. Wrists are for girls. I'm slitting my throat.

Ginger: I said I'd die for you!
Brigitte: No. You said you'd die with me. 'Cause you had nothing better to do.

Kevin Smith's Movies

Dante: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal: No, because the next step would be a guy with an undersized dick.

Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal: Annoying customer.
Customer: Grabs a pack of cigarettes. Fucking dickhead.

Dante: You hate people.
Randal: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

Randal: What the hell's you're problem?
Dante: This life.
Randal: This life?
Dante: Why do I have this life?
Randal: Have some chips, you'll feel better.
Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Randal: 37.

Randal: Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.
Dante: Shocking abuse of authority.
Randal: Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
Silent Bob stares at Jay.
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "

Bethany: Wait a second! Between guys with wings, guys falling out of the sky, and guys trying like hell to fuck me, I think I've been pretty patient so far, and I'm not taking another step until you tell me where the hell you came from!
Rufus: Me? I came from heaven.

More To Come Soon, When I Fell Like Typing...

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Feral by Midnat reviews
The Sheriff of Dallas has many duties, one of them being handling the feral vampire running loose in his territory. But wild baby vampires can be hard to catch, and he could come to wish that he had never made the attempt. AU. Godric/OC. (Slow updates, but will be finished eventually)
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,454 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Godric, OC
Thief by Lana Del Something reviews
Victor Frankenstein makes a deal with a thief that slowly escalates into a something much deeper, but this thief is harbouring secrets of her own and it won't be long before someone finds out. Meanwhile Vanessa and Dorian's relationship escalates as does Vanessa's demonic abilities, Malcolm and Ethan do all they can to help. Caliban continues to harass Victor.(Set after Brona dies)
Penny Dreadful - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,907 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Vanessa I., Dorian G., Victor F., OC
The Fantasy of Eric Northman by russianspy reviews
Eric Northman wants you, and you have him. He may drain you or leave you, or maybe use you for a little while, or perhaps actually keep you. You hope for the last, but you will most certainly take what you can get. Rated M for Sex. One Shot staring YOU. Please just enjoy it.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Eric N. - Complete
Flowers for the Sun by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Margaery/OFC] Conversations in Margaery's room, and a lesson in five parts. (An exploration of the queerness and character of the Rose of Highgarden.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Margaery T., Loras T. - Complete