hornytwilighters
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Joined 08-15-06, id: 1115474
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

hornytwilighters consists of a group of people who are obsessed with the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.

We're perverted and we're writing smut.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

closetEdward: who wouldnt love us? you love us right? tear we're jus people making a living in the world by er...writing er...twilight lemon. Yeah!

-recieves a whack from bookie-

Yes! So we hail from the Lexiconchatroom.

-cough-

"Bree is in Jacob and Freesia is limp!"
"Yodel is bashful and Jorge is fiesty."
"You ready to get hammered baby?"

Ah! This is Jack Hammer here. I'm one of the many writers. I just wanted to add a little something.
LONG LIVE CHILDREN OF THE CORN!
Alrightly, I'm pretty much through...for now.

I'M BERRY! I just want to say...LONG LIVE THE FREAKS WHO IMPREGNATE BOYS (also associated with the children of the corn!) I love the lexicon chat just as much as the next...er...um...jack hammer...

Fang and Claw by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SLASH Jacob x Edward A broken heart can be mended only one way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
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True Love in the Form of Fecal Matter reviews
Jessica and Lauren finally admit to their passionately burning desires... and give in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2006
Saggy Shaggin' reviews
Two Friends decide to have some fun... SaSsY ChIcObOoBs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Emmett's Venture into the World of Pink reviews
“Emmett?” I glanced back at the sound of her voice, hearing a slight tremor of fear in the tone. I smirked softly at her expression of false bravery, the prey finally realized it was being hunted.' EmmettPPDG. This contains sexual content. YOUAREWARNED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
The Lost Adjective reviews
MikeEmmett... Aw, come on, I know you're curious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
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