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Joined 08-15-06, id: 1115524, Profile Updated: 04-04-09
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

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~ Senior in High School

~ Tea-drinker

~ Tree-climber

~ Aspiring chef

~ Writer on the side

~ Hobbies: Writing (obviously), reading, cooking/baking, sketching, RPing, spoiling my damn cat senseless even while he knocks my all of my valuables off of my dresser.

~ Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Death Note, D. Gray-man, 666 Satan, FLCL, S-cry-ed, One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, Hellsing, Full Metal Alchemist, Gintama, Desert Punk, Cowboy Bebop, Azumanga Daioh, Ghost in the Shell, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Witch Hunter Robin, Ergo Proxy, Psyren, Kuroshitsuji, Blazer Drive, Bakuman, Fairy Tail, Michiko e Hatchin, Hana Kimi, Beelzebub

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"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs." - Unknown

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Faith by Empatheia reviews
-Suigetsu- Hell is subjective, and this is not the worst one he has known. Covers his time imprisoned in Orochimaru's camp.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
CheezIt by green see-through ghosts reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Empyreal Paradox by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,925 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Paranoia and Bedframes by Marijn reviews
The last thing Sasuke expected when he began his methodical check of his quarters that night was a sodden mattress. [SuigetsuSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
A Glimpse of Normalcy by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Never again could she afford to be human. None of the Akatsuki were and neither was he, their founder. All she needed after a hectic day was a fleeting glimpse of normalcy. She would've never thought he'd give her so much more to see. [PeinKonan] [Now AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Children in the desert by toomanypickles reviews
A drought plagues Konoha, and the threat of war hangs over the country. Sakura is sent to Sunakagure on a peacekeeping mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Erosion by sharingank reviews
Temari needs him more than he needs her. He just hasn't realized it yet. Temari and Kankuro introspective piece.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Dream On by Darkflameangel reviews
It wasnt that she didnt love her friends at the Host club, it was just that she was short on sleep, Tamaki had a new plan, the twins were plotting new ways to torture her, and some people had very nice laps...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Concerning Nail Polish by sharingank reviews
In which Tobi has a dilemma in the middle of the night, and requires Deidara's assistance. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Nectarine by sharingank reviews
He wanted to taste her lipgloss again. ShinoHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Thorns by sharingank reviews
Yuuhi Kurenai is a strong woman, but she didn't guard her heart. MAJOR CHAPTER 330 SPOILERS. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Kurenai Y., Asuma S. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Matter of Life and Life by Sophia Prester reviews
Life in Ba Sing Se might very well be the end of Prince Zuko, but not in the way he expects.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Teach Me by sharingank reviews
Tobi is a very eager student, though he hasn't quite grasped the fact that Deidara is an unwilling teacher. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mustard by sharingank reviews
Her brothers' hair is softer than hers, and Temari isn't about to take that sitting down. Rated M for language and dirty humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
And Venus Loved Mars by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura, Itachi, and what could have, should have, would have been. Fifty themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Almost a Whisper by nocturnemint reviews
[GaaraSakura] 5 years have passed and Orochimaru’s power continues to rise. In the midst of the chaos, a secret is hidden, the future endangered, and an unlikely pair comes together… [Does not follow many of the recent developments]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Sakura H., Gaara
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
On Her Sleeve by Expert Shinobi reviews
Sakura and Gaara embark on a journey to rid themselves of the demons that torment them. Gaara x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Knife by sharingank reviews
Some things never change, nor should they. SasuNaru oneshot. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Trust Me by 3Jane reviews
Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Phantom of the Sand by Katie Day reviews
Phantom of the Opera Naruto style! Basically a Naruto fic with the underlying story of Phantom. Eventual Gaara X Sakura X Sasuke. Read and Review please! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
A Last Request by Mikami reviews
NejiSaku. Uchiha Sasuke’s death, though unforeseen, was not in vain after the final mission of his life. His last words were taken in by the most unexpected comrade, Hyuga Neji.“ Don’t let her be unhappy, Hyuga...”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,307 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Sleep Dream Wake Live LOVE: Bakemono no hanabira by Winter Ashby reviews
Sleep Dream Wake Live sequel. 'He'd purr under the caresses of her gentle touch and thanked god for pink, green, red and pale skin. And each day she woke to red, pale green, black rimmed eyes and grainy sand in her bed and in her heart.' [Gaara & Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sleep Dream Wake Live by Winter Ashby reviews
Gaara sleeps and dreams and wakes with a hole in his chest and an image of pink, green, red, and pale skin drawing him out and away from what he used to be. He finds her broken and covered in blood that's not her own. Will they ever find solace? [Gaara & Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Youkai no Yume reviews
Jin had always been the perfect samurai. One that never failed to protect. He fought away her demons and kept them at bay and she'd always be safe. It was his duty and their silent promise. But this time, he knows that he can't save her. Fuu x Jin. DONE!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,319 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Jin, Fuu - Complete
The Question Game by aznanime-eyes reviews
Lee challenges, Neji loses. Now, Neji must do Lee's bidding for one month. [NejiSaku, SOME LeeSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Smack Down by sharingank reviews
In which Rukia, Byakuya, and Renji play cards...and things fly out of hand. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Eighteen by Junsui Kegasu reviews
There was not much of a difference between seventeen and eighteen, but there sure was a difference between fourteen and eighteen. KankuSaku. Request for Bubble Shark.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Beautiful by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
She is dead and she is beautiful. He is not dead, and he will never be beautiful again. One shot introspective piece about beauty and its inverse.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Crushed First by peroxidepest17 reviews
CRACK fic: Jiraiya hates that creepy bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2005
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Individualistic Monsters by Siluial reviews
[GaaraSakura] He's not so much of an enemy anymore. (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Project Human by randomsomeone reviews
Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,986 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Art Imitating Life by Wicked Innuendo reviews
JIRAIYA admits his attraction to TSUNADE and his dislike for DAN, while using his artwork to channel his frustration. JIRTSU, DANTSU, angstfluff ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
Tedium by Ash The Wanderer reviews
Agent Smith was waiting for Neo, Morpheus, and the Keymaker in the hallway of doors in Matrix Reloaded. He ran into Niobe (or Ghost) in the hallway in Enter the Matrix. Just how long was Agent Smith waiting in that damn hallway anyway?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Smith, A.
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Mortuary Mixup reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Corporeal Voodoo reviews
Like string dolls, they unravel, they wear down, they fall apart. Mukuro fic. Slight MukuHiba
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Primrose Path reviews
Suigetsu is not at all a hard person to please. SuiKa. Take note of the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Sterile reviews
All enigmatic quirks and hostile reputation aside, when all was said and done, he was still only a man. PeinBlue. Say hello to my new OTP.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Mute reviews
Hinata was silent, but it was not because she felt the need to guard her tongue, to keep any valueable secret safe. It was because she didn't know what to say. Slight ZetsuHina. Why, I implore the heavens, why?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Hinata H., Zetsu - Complete
Inebriated Inquest reviews
Wherein Sasuke learns the hard way that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, drunk, on her period, and with a few questions to ask. Crackfic. Platonic!SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Moonshine reviews
She was certain that Sasuke would not be amused to find Suigetsu ditching his night watch for the sake of a moonlight swim. Crackfic, with a healthy sidedish of SuigetsuxKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Maelstrom reviews
Something struck within the core of Deidara whenever it rained, Tobi realized, something that made his otherwise stone heart convulse with life. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Scroll reviews
Naruto drabbles by yours truly fresh off the LJ community! Everything ranging from humor to angst to grade A fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006
Gravity reviews
This ought to shut her up. KakaSaku 675 word drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shard reviews
Due to his chronic inability to remember important dates, or when significant events occurred, Deidara can't pinpoint the last time he cried into his pillow. DeiTobi 776word drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Shroud reviews
It began with smoke and it ended with smoke. Shikamarucentric oneshot. Spoilers for Chapter 328
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Shikamaru N., Asuma S. - Complete
Green and Cool reviews
He loved everything about her chakra. NaruSaku oneshot fluffiness. Slight manga spoilers. Happy Birthday, Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spectrum reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Blue reviews
She liked to tell herself it was all just out of gratitude. Limey hints. TemaSaku 300 word drabble. No, your eyes are not deceiving you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Temari, Sakura H. - Complete
Bedridden Birthday reviews
There was something so disconcerting about being sick on his own birthday. KakaSaku oneshot. Happy Belated Birthday, Kakashi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kinenhin reviews
Slight AU. To be young is to be a fool, and to be a fool is pure bliss. VERY long GaaSaku childhood oneshot. Done for Lethal Empathy community challenge at LJ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Holy Hell of a Matrimony reviews
In that moment in time, on the fourteenth of May, in a humble, anonymous chapel in the River Country, the term Hell breaking loose became the understatement of the century. Implied GaaSaku. As for other couples, you'll have to squint to find them
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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