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Joined 09-16-01, id: 111559, Profile Updated: 09-02-17
Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, X-overs, Doctor Who, Peter Pan, Leave It To Beaver, Malcolm in the Middle, Callahan series, Spider Robinson, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

09/02/17: My apologies. As a writer, I am on hiatus. It wasn't intentional. I am one of the older people an this site and I have retired early to become a caregiver to a friend who is disabled. As a result, my spare time to think and write has almost disappeared. I will post when I can. Until then, let me leave you with a quote from my favorite fictional character. "I am Groot."

I once won an award. I said thank you. I was told to say more. I said thank you very much.

MY name is Bob. I like Bob. It begins with a B. It ends with a B. Big round letter in the middle. I like to keep things simple.

Favorite Quote (for now, at least): Try it. It taste just like snake. (From the graphic novel, FABLES. A woman trying to give chicken to a troll.)

Favorite Pun (for now): Princess Potato wants to marry newscaster Wolf Blitzer. King Potato says she can't. (and you know the answer) He's a Common 'Tater.

Favorite Movie: Casablanca. So many great lines. "Round up the usual suspects." "We'll always have Paris." "Yesterday they were just two soldiers. now they're the honoured dead."

I am currently writing a Potter/ Who crossover. I'm drawing close to the end even though I'm only starting the fifth year. My opinion is that the fifth and sixth books are filler. Good filler, fun reading but I get the feeling that they were just to fill space. Unless I get lost on a tangent, they should pass quickly.

As for the future, I have no idea. Maybe something from Fables, now that it's complete. Since I tend to write crossovers, I try to think of what would sound good. Or maybe stick to short stories. The Inn is always a good motif. People meet. They tell tales. Some are true. Some are not.

One bit of trivia which will date this entry. I watched the newest episode of Doctor Who last night. The rescue officer tells the Doctor, "consider yourself . . ." He replies, "Part of the furniture?" She concludes, "Under our protection." The Doctor's line is from the musical, "Oliver". Go to you tube and type 'consider yourself oliver' to watch the scene.

It reminds me of another time when Chris Eccleston as the Doctor (the episode that introduced Jack Harkness) faced an enemy who was a young boy wearing a gas mask who asked, "Are you my Mummy?"

In one David Tennant episode, he's given a gas mask. He puts it on and turns to the military officer next to him and says, "Are you my Mummy?" (The Poison Sky)

There's not much substance here, but that's the way I am. I've been around too long and made so many mistakes. It's mostly my fault. I tend to take things people say to me in too literal a sense. Unless I've already learned not to. Yeah, those are the mistakes. Did you know? Other people don't like being part of YOUR learning experience.

Here is a serious note, out of the blue. Not really. And it's not a happy thought, either, so stop reading here and go back to the joke about chicken because I'm going to end on a downer note. It's about something I realized this when I was writing an earlier story about Draco Malfoy as an abused child who ran away. Maybe posting it will do some help. At least it might make you think about it.

Do you know what the biggest problem is when you deal with abused children?

They think they're normal. They often don't understand that they have a problem. This is true. They don't become disruptive until later, when they realize that everyone else is being treated differently.

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Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 7,391 - Follows: 9,942 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15135 - Favs: 22,337 - Follows: 21,958 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fixed Timeline by BistaUss reviews
After a passionate discussion with my husband about fixed timelines, this prompt on Reddit called out to me. "Fix the biggest plothole in any story of your choice." Why one cannot simply go back in time and stop Voldemort. (A bit cracky, but hopefully amusing!)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
When Past and Present Collide by Rebecca Pierson reviews
Crossover wHighlander. A Hogwarts founder returns. He brings turmoil to Hogwarts by destroying long held beliefs. Does this change Draco? And why is the Founder so interested in Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 136,966 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dragon Trainer by ColorLikeWhoa reviews
Hiccup takes a Portkey by accident to Hogwarts, specifically during the first task. Read and review, please! Has been adopted!
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Team Future by artificus reviews
After 32 years in a cryostasis capsule, Violet Parr awakes in the Future. But while trying to get her old life back, a lot goes wrong. Contains Willet. [71,176 Views! You sick little readers, you!]
Crossover - Incredibles & Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 149,114 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Violet P., Wilbur R. - Complete
Aliens in the Backyard by Raven Aorla reviews
Calvin is really, really good at attracting attention from aliens. Usually Hobbes merely bears this, but now he has a reason to call for help, and a certain blue police box makes an appearance in a forested suburb in Ohio. Unrequited Martha/10.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
In Passing by Thaumh reviews
One fine day in London towne, Mary Poppins awaits her summons to the Banks' home, when a most unusual boy spots her while she sits on a cloud. Hints of Rowling's Wizarding world and "Nanny McFee" as well. Hope you enjoy it. :?
Crossover - Mary Poppins & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
The Smart Way by Chris Hill reviews
Started as a challenge on the Worst muggles to raise Harry, this follows what would have happened had Maxwell Smart gotten a hold of the little tyke. Follows the TV series with a slight modernizing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Wilf Saves the Day by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Carries on immedately after The End of the World Part One. You have been warned.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Wilfred M./Wilf, The Master - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Miss Hardbroom's Visitor by HB's Favourite reviews
It's the last day of term at Cackle's Academy and Miss Hardbroom is about to close the school for the winter - but who is the unexpected visitor at the front door? My first FF - sorry if you've been alerted to it more than once, I had to remove to edit!
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Love Infernal by Dr. Shibui reviews
Ch. 5 is up! Armageddon has been cancelled...but if thats so why are strange things still happening in Lower Tadfield. Not only must Aziraphale and Crowley dodge the forces of Heaven and Hell...but also a lovesick Antichrist?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Dreams and Nightmares by Pied Flycatcher reviews
The line between fiction and reality is blurred when the Doctor and Donna land in Hogwarts. But as they are about to discover, the imagination can be both a wonderful and terrifying thing. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Remus L. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 682 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Voyagers!: The Aurora Frequency by Mrs.Phineas Bogg reviews
AU Story: Teenager Jeffrey Jones, now living with a kind aunt, finds a ham radio that connects him to a man in trouble. This leads to complications both personal and historical as he discovers the truth of his own existence and the tragedy that changed his life. Inspired from the great time Travel film–"Frequency."
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,839 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Andy Griffith Show: TVLand by Thor2000 reviews
The television universe has collapsed in on Mayberry and now every classic TV series from the last fifty years exists alongside Sheriff Taylor and Barney in Mayberry in the present day without any knowledge of what's happening to them.
Andy Griffith Show - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
A Stitch in Time by TimeAndTide reviews
After Jeffrey mysteriously collapses, Bogg embarks on a solo mission that will determine the fate of their partnership. [CONCLUSION. Bogg and Jeffrey find themselves with one last loose end to tie up in Jeffrey's timeline.]
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,630 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
A Light Against the Growing Darkness by emjay82 reviews
ABH.What if the SW Universe and the LOTR Universe were of the same Universe, but only separated by time. What kind of world would it be? The year is 20 BBY, Galactic Republic. Drifting back from the abyss of unconsciousness, pain floods your mind...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
Brother by LeDiz reviews
Al knows his brother, he's just not so sure about Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Not the Will's Way by LeDiz reviews
It doesn't really make sense for a Rightful Heir to not want to be a Rightful Heir, and try to be anyway, Suzy thinks, and Noon's not being too helpful on explaining why it does. Plotless but not altogether pointless.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Don't worry, I'm a doctor! by White Butterfly reviews
FMADr. Who Ficlet Edward is late for tea with his brother and thinks this side street will be easy to find, what with that blue police call box marking it's entrance. Then a more serious issue than being late soon occurs and is then resolved.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Son of a Dudley by H.L.B reviews
Fifteen years after the events of Deathly Hallows Dudley gets a surprise visit about his son, Billy. Too bad Vernon and Petunia are visiting at the time...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Real Reason Why Draco Hates Harry by awintea reviews
Draco hates Harry, but not because Harry rejected his offer of friendship and love! on the Hogwarts Express. His reason is much, much more deep // oneshot. crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Business is business by InsanityInside reviews
Harry PotterDiscworld crossover. A weird little oneshot, mostly about... business. And sausages inna bun, too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Mundungus F., C.M.O.T. Dibbler - Complete
I Am Me by maxtreme225 reviews
Join Malcolm and his family as he struggles through Harvard and other whatnots life throws at them...includes a tiny bit of romance, action, comedy and confusion...c'est la vie. Such is life. Please R&R!
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006
Never Forget by Queen of the Paperclips reviews
What would chapter 13 look like?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
A Stitch in Time by TDWidow reviews
When will the Weasley twins learn to stop experimenting on themselves? When their latest invention goes haywire, Fred and George meet some very interesting people they definitely didn’t expect. MASH crossover. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - George W., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Snapshot of History by AbCarter reviews
Sometimes history doesn't need a push, it needs a step ladder. One shot.
Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Time Enchanting by Hopelesslyinlove2480 reviews
Hermione is thrown back in time after an attack by Malfoy. There she falls in love and discovers a secret about herself. Better than it sounds! FanFiction staff: Please do not close my account. I am slowly working to put my own lyrics COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,149 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Defence Against the Dark Creature by Allemande reviews
All my life I have been shunned, unable to find paid work because of what I am. Remus has given up all hope of ever leading a normal life. But when he gets a job as a teacher for lycanthropic children, he must face his past and demons inside him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,316 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spawn of Satan by InsanityInside reviews
HPGood Omens crossover. Adam goes to Hogwarts, Hogwarts goes crazy. Not as stupid and plotless as it sounds, but it does involve flying fish, CrumpleHorned Snorcacks and a very confused Draco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Draco M., Adam Young - Complete
There Can Be Only One by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2004
Of Magic and Mayhem by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
AF x HP In which War is declared between Wizards and Fairies, Artemis Fowl manipulates, Juliet is 'Fwoopered', Hermione is righteous, Holly can't plan, McGonagall is melodramatic, Dorian Grey is in love with Lenore, and Butler is seiged by Paparazzi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,656 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Artemis F., Butler
Cider and Champagne by e1evenc1ara reviews
Every love has a beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
What They Don't Know by sabrielfaerie reviews
Students at Hogwarts have Ministry issued diaries to fill. They soon realise that it will be easier to fill them than first expected. Rated for language and heavy content
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 119 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 7/25/2002
UnParallels by Meliantha reviews
CHAPTER **9** UP!!! During a particularly windy Quidditch match, Harry Potter finds himself stranded in a place where all wizards are evil, animals can talk, and no one will ever be able to find him. Enchanted Forest/Harry Potter crossover
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 5/11/2002
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
Master Strategists by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Two men over a chess game ...
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2002
Draco and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day by DangerMouse reviews
Whole title: "Draco Malfoy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." A parody of the old children's book. Draco isn't having a very good day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Draco M.
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Doctors and Dragons and Witches (Oh, My) reviews
Draco Malfoy meets John Smith in a world where aliens and magic mix. Please note: Story is on hold. See profile for details.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 448,699 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 2/16/2013 - J. Smith, Draco M.
Draco Malfoy and The End of Days reviews
Whatever we expect, it is never what will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
An Awfully Big Adventure reviews
To learn what might have been. As William Shakespeare once said, "Aye, there's the rub". Not to worry, though. Colin will explain everything.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Peter Pan, Colin C. - Complete
The 13 Doctors reviews
My first attempt at Doctor Who. It's more of an outline of what could have been a really good story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Order of the Phoenix reviews
"VICTUM VEL PEREO" The Malfoy family motto. "Conquer or Perish."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Everything but Time reviews
a Qoheleth challenge story The Battle of Hogwarts. Twenty years ago. To celibrate, everyone gets to write an essay. They can even choose who they write about. And that is why Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy is angry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Goblet of Fire reviews
The Tri-wizard Tournament. Honour. Eternal Glory. And Money.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,586 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
Another Edward Elric meets Harry Potter fanfic. Actually, Ed meets the Wizengamot. Something to do with murder and using the Dark Arts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Prisoner of Azkaban reviews
Anger is most dangerous when given a direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,479 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
You're Not The Boss Of Me Now reviews
Malcolm at Hogwarts, Book 5. If one Malcolm is good, then two would be better. Right? Warning: Contains Spiderwick spoilers. Complete with Deleted Scenes, Alternate Ending, Bibliography and Space Vikings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,420 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
Fear is nothing more than anger that can not find a direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,639 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Philosophers Stone reviews
That's why they're afraid of you, Draco. You're the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,927 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Could You Repeat The Question reviews
Malcolm is an American. Malcolm is going to Hogwarts. He is now in his fourth year. And after all this time, no one really likes him. Malcolm blames Dewey.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,488 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Three Witches reviews
When shall we three meet again? I'm free on Tuesday. Can't. I have double potions then. How about Friday? I've been grounded by Miss Hardbroom. Make it late Friday so I can sneak out.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,924 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Harry, er, Malcolm and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
Baby Harry is sent to the States to live with his half-uncle, Hal. WARNING: I couldn't decide who Malcolm should meet first so I wrote it both ways. Chapters 4 thru 11, he meets Ron. Chapters 12 thru 18, he meets Hermione. You have been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,504 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
Plantagenet reviews
Harry found the boy by falling on him. He remembers the blood. Professor McGonagall recognized the boy, even with Harry next to him. His presence would change the future more than anyone could imagine. A completed story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 273,996 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
All The World's a Stage reviews
Sometimes what we expect and what we receive are two different things
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2004
Traveler Stone: Traveling in Pairs reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy disappear to be replaced by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. It becomes quickly obvious that the author has run out of ideas for a plot, but at least he finished the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Harry and Malcolm: Together Again reviews
Dewey is an American. Dewey is Ten. Dewey is going to Hogwarts because he is also Eleven. And it's all Malcolm's fault. A completed story of Malcolm's third year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,738 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Complete
Chamber of Secrets: The True Story reviews
It couldn't remain a secret forever. Harry Potter did not tell the truth about what happened between him and Tom Riddle. The Basilisk was killed by
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Complete
Malcolm Of The Rings reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
They Only Come Out At NIght reviews
Harry survives an attack with the help of a vampire. Does dying count as survival?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Complete
Oh, Brave New World reviews
Come Traveler, to another plane and learn what might have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,710 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Complete
A Christmas At Callahan's reviews
Callahan'sHarry Potter All types of people come in here, with all types of problems. That night, however, was the night the kid walked in
Crossover - Harry Potter & Callahan series, Spider Robinson - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
THE WAY OF THE RING reviews
HP/LOTR - I said I could do a better story, they made me try. Lord Voldemort has called forth a wraith with its weapon of terror. A completed story, with appendices.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,305 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Complete
LIFE IS UNFAIR reviews
A pleasant romp through Middle Earth with Frodo and Sam as they . . . Sorry, wrong story . . . Malcolm has gone back to Hogwarts for his second year . . . Wait . . . Yeah. that's right. Completed Story plus deleted scenes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,861 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
The Journey reviews
My brother goes to the best school of magic in the world. I wasn't as lucky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Philip Marlowe Doesn't Live Here Anymore reviews
I didn't like this story, but a good friend did. She asked me to repost it, to see what reaction it gets. This was my attempt at Literary Noir.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Complete
Johnny and the Wizard reviews
Crossover: HP/Johnny Maxwell (Terry Prachett, Johnny and the Bomb) With Time Travel, anything you do in the past, changes the present. For example, Johnny now goes to a new school, Hogwarts, and he doesn't like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002
Hogwarts In The Middle reviews
Malcolm is eleven. He is an American. He is on vacation in London with his family. His brother has found two train tickets, and is now looking for Platform 9 3/4. Only Reese would be that stupid. a completed story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Complete
A Purrfect Life reviews
There is one character that doesn't get talked about very much. Everyone talks about Scabbers and Snuffles, but no one remembers the cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Complete
The New Year reviews
This story was written as a challenge to try to write something original based on well used story lines. In this story, Harry' parents are not dead. Harry also has a sister. It may not be that original, but hopefully you will be enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Complete
Playing With Magic reviews
A young Irish lad is told that Hogwarts will be an adventure. He gets more than he bargained for in the first two weeks at school. (Complete Story) Check out the footnotes in Chapter Nine to find out how to say "Go to ...." in Gaelic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2001 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Complete
The Traveler Stone reviews
A Tale of what might have been, as seen from both sides. Chapter 9 posted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2001 - Published: 9/20/2001
LEAVE IT TO WEASEL reviews
The Harry Potter stories are the product of their time. It reflects a particular time and place. But what if Harry's stories took place in a different time and place. Such as America. In the 1950's.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Leave It To Beaver - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 0 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2001 - Complete
The Magic Life of Walter Mitty reviews
Stand aside Harry Potter, Quake in fear You-Know Who. The most powerful wizard in the world is here. If he would only pay attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2001 - Complete