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Joined 08-15-06, id: 1115608, Profile Updated: 06-08-10
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Dragon Age, and Leverage.

Name: Roze, Rozie, Danaan, Dana, etc (real name's my own secret tyvm)

Update Blog: http://danawritesstuff.wordpress.com/

Age: late 20's

Current Notes: Blog update for the latest news on how things are going. Click homepage link for all that. ~6/7/10

General: I mostly like to read, but I occasionally write. I have all the motivation of the of a rock most days, so updates from anything I post will most likely be sporadic at best. Although I respond well to friendly harassment and encouragement to keep writing. As well as random cracked out conversations of no import.

Likes: World of Warcraft, Transformers, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, general silliness, drawing, reading, being lazy

Story Info: My posting order is planned to follow a general priority list. I've got DAME, Job Description, various one shots, and an unnamed multichapter transformers/leverage crossover in the works. My priority list runs kinda like this: DAME, oneshot/Job, DAME, trans/lev, DAME, oneshot/job, DAME... and so on. DAME is my priority for finishing right now. Then it'll prolly be the transformers/leverage piece. So, priority store every other post with other pieces back and forth between. If that even makes sense to you.

Story Status:

My Fair D.A.M.E. Project: Priority, in progress, number of chapters left unknown

My Job Description Includes What?: being moved from oneshot to multichapter; in progress, will end when reader interest wanes or I run out of Ideas

The Little Bugger Stole Itself!: A transformers/leverage crossover, in progress

Other: various oneshots, crack and general funniness will be posted when inspiration strikes

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Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! Barricade, injured from a fight with Starscream, finds Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. With the other Autobots inbound however, what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - Adult Version on LiveJournal, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse only. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF or DotM.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 860,749 - Reviews: 4546 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee
Damn You by Pyrefangs
I look away; replacing my heart break with a new feeling… this is a feeling I can take with me." Renegade Shepard's final thoughts on Kaidan Alanko. Song-fic, one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Real Reason by Pyrefangs reviews
I want to tell him the reason I'm really working for Cerberus... but he isn't really making this easy on me. One-Shot from FemShepard PoV
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Love Like Snowflakes by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Midnight lessons with Perceptor can be fun! The Protectobots learn all about the fascinating properties of dihydrogen monoxide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
The Alien Job by DammitJim reviews
After the events of Egypt, Galloway won't stand for the Autobots anymore. With NEST disbanded and the Autobots gone, Will and Sam go to the only people they think could help. Leverage/Transformers xover.
Crossover - Transformers & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Goodbye by Beregond5 reviews
G1. 10th part of the Patient H-18 series and companion to Grief. Bluestreak goes to the mausoleum for one last farewell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Pacifist by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid's reluctance to shoot things runs a little deeper than Ironhide realizes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - First Aid, Ironhide - Complete
Ten by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wherein the Protectobot team is very upset and requires some cuddling, the Aerialbot team obliges, and Slingshot has an angst attack but cannot resist the Power of Ten.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Slingshot, Silverbolt - Complete
Purple Heart by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
The Platinum Rule by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wheeljack asks Groove and Streetwise to stand on one foot, and in return they keep him on his toes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Wheeljack, Groove - Complete
Do No Harm by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet's aim isn't only good with a wrench, and some poor 'Con finds that out the hard way. Ratchet/Twins, mentions Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Crash Into You by unknown ghost author reviews
Prowl is unwittingly caught up in a new Decepticon plot, this one mysteriously going back to the very beginnings of Cybertronian history and unleashing a dangerous new threat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 249,967 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Magic and Loss by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Bluestreak finds himself still plagued with nightmares and grief over his lost family and home. He tries to drown his pain in another's arms, but love is more complicated than he realizes. It also has consequences. BluexSunny, BluexWJ, sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack - Complete
Cyberswan Song by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Grownups are weird. The Protectobots at least try to be polite about it. Just a silly snippet, despite some unhappy First Aid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - First Aid, Mirage - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Knowledge by playswithworms reviews
AU--They had wanted to give them at least a semblance of a normal upbringing, but the Protectobots, it seemed, had other ideas. Prequel to "Shield"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Wheeljack, Hot Spot - Complete
Nighttime lullaby by Dragowolf reviews
Jazz's radio is broken. Which means he's having touble recharging and that can lead to problems.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bluestreak, Jazz - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Gravity by playswithworms reviews
AU - Streetwise has the giggles; Hot Spot is puzzled. "Care to explain what you find so funny to the rest of us, Street?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Defensor, Hot Spot - Complete
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Let's Talk 'Torture' by cmdrtekk reviews
G1. Soundwave learns why Bluestreak’s chosen designation in English is Bluestreak. Prompt from the Transformers Random Pairing Generator: Soundwave/Bluestreak/Mouth
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Anger Management by Dragowolf reviews
Sunstreaker is known for his temper, but at one time he had a way to help control it. But he doesn't remember what it was... good thing someone does! Please read and review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Hatchet's Apprentice by vericus reviews
G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2008 - First Aid, Ratchet - Complete
Storyteller by Epona Harper reviews
The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
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The My Fair DAME Project reviews
The Grey Warden and her friends discover a strange artifact that lands them in the Citadel, of all places. Not intended to be taken seriously.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shepard (F), Alistair
The Little Bugger Stole Itself! reviews
The Leverage team investigates a series of thefts and resales of the same car. The only strange thing is, they have evidence that no one actually stole the car. And why do they keep seeing that blue and red semi everywhere they go?
Crossover - Transformers & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Optimus Prime, Nathan F.
My Job Description Includes What? reviews
A look at the day of one background individual on Diego Garcia. No longer a oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - W. Lennox
Starscream's Coconuts reviews
Starscream wants a vacation. How far will he go to get it? Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Starscream - Complete