Tyem Marodyor
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Joined 08-15-06, id: 1115669, Profile Updated: 09-12-12
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

Welcome to my imagination.

I'm Tyem Marodyor. I'm a nineteen year old girl and I live in Brisbane, Australia.

About Me:
I like reading, and writing
I'm in my second year of university
I wear glasses
I love to have long fingernails
I think everything’s yummy, even if it’s not food
I am completely addicted to using my computer for anything
I’m left-handed
I can compare almost any situation to a Simpsons/Family Guy episode
I’m a complete perfectionist


I haven’t really been writing fanfiction that much anymore, but I appreciate and love everyone who still reads my old stories.

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We Have a Problem by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
It's Lily's fifteenth birthday and as she'll soon learn, it's the start of a major problem
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,130 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mr Hangman by qwertybob reviews
History of Magic leads to boredom, which leads to passing notes, which leads to Hangman, which leads to... [ONESHOTCOLLECTION. READ&REVIEW. XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Divination for Dummies by Rabiscar reviews
COMPLETE! Lily walked up to the North Tower on her first day in 6th year expecting to learn a little about the Inner Eye & a lot about baseless superstition. Instead she finds herself learning more than she wanted to know about one James Potter & herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
London Calling by DarknessOnTheEdgeOfTown reviews
Patrick Bateman is twenty-eight and works on Wall Street; he is handsome, sophisticated, charming and intelligent. He is also a psychopath. Now, he is in London looking for a loose end called "Paul Owen", a man a thought he had killed.
American Psycho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
The More Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
I remembered I haven’t been writing in my journal for almost a month. But I’m making a comeback with it and it’s more manly than ever. Well, I'd like to believe that, anyway. Sequel to The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hogwarts Host Club by The Violent Tomboy reviews
semiAU. Hogwarts will never be quite the same with these seven incredibly handsome transfer students from Ouran who plan on setting up a new, rather unique club. Randomness, plotlessness, and just plain general silliness break out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
The Disappearing Confession by siriusly klutzy reviews
How could we lose that note? It’s just gone, simply vanished, where anyone could read it and figure out that I, Lily Evans, fancy James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I hear you have a little crush by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
“Well Evans…word has it…you have a little crush,” Potter said theatrically. He grinned at me as Sirius spoke with mock curiosity, “Oh, oh James…who in the world might that be?” I watched Potter smirk as he said,“Well Sirius…apparently…it’s me.”L/J ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Watching Potter Play Quidditch by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Lily sat watching Quidditch practice and tried in vain to ignore Potter who was ruffling his hair in her direction. Bloody fool, he was already on a broomstick, there was no need! L/J Fluff ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It Won't Be Long by Mass Romantic reviews
The Marauder's adventures as they try and help James win the heart of his lady love. Includes pantie stealing, pranking and mishaps galore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Surprise, I Love You by SweetSouthernGal reviews
"I love you." "Say what?" "I…I…I didn't say that." "Yes, you did." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did." "Nope, you can't prove it." "Potter, you just confessed that you loved me." "No, I didn't." "Potter." "Okay, fine, I did." Oneshot. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2008 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
At Least Three Packs a Day by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Lily has an addiction and Alice is not happy about it. James approaches Lily about her problem and interesting results are found. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Its Eddie's Fault! by Dizrythmia reviews
“Hang on Lily, you mean to tell me that the teddy that the James Potter gave you for a birthday present, that you said you hated has gone missing and you want it back?” Damn Emmeline and her adding two and two together. Lily has lost her teddy! Now what!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Through the Years by AlannaDragon reviews
A oneshot of conversations Lily and James and the rest of the gang have had through the years. All of the conversations are lines taken from movies and T.V. shows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My, That's a Mighty Long Wand You've Got There by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Sirius overhears James and Lily one night...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He Wasn't All Bad by Amelia Bedelia reviews
When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble With Names by Kevin3 reviews
Parody/Humor - Ever wonder what would happen to a first year entrance to Hogwarts that just happened to have the unluckiest name in existence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Jimmy P. - Complete
1001 Things You Should Never Do At Hogwarts by ScarletGreen reviews
Pretty much self explanatory. There's a story behind everything on the list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Remus L., OC
Distractions by MissMarauder5 reviews
James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Disobeying Eyebrow by Pittsy reviews
Lily gives James a chance. His eyebrow blows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seven Valentines by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
Every Valentine's Day, James asks Lily to be his Valentine... and every year, Lily says no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You're A Strange One, Lily Evans by qwertybob reviews
Formerly known as 'Boys Will Be Boys'. Welcome to the mind of Lily Evans where blokes confuse to no end, James Potter is a subject of mystery, and daydreams are slowly taking over. Read&Review SVP XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,093 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About James Potter by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
After completely ruining Lily's day, James challenges her to list ten things she hates about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Hate You by crazy-for-a-gemo-kid reviews
Daring? Nerve? Chivalry? For James Potter, two out of three ain't bad. T for language, just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marauder's secret code by jillybear reviews
The marauders make up a secret code to discuss personal matters around others, that and for their own amusement. Can lily crack the code? LJ T for sexual references. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Coming Out by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Written for a challenge...Sirius comes out with his biggest secret yet...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind by johnnydicaprio reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Round Pink Explosions by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
And all was well by Dreamstallion33 reviews
When the Deathly Hallows epilogue isn't enough! Short ramblings. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
James and Co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
James, Lily, and Sirius return temporarily from the dead to write a Marauders' Era Fanfiction about themselves. Lupin helps, too. Chaos ensues. All meant in good fun, though, so please no one take offense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fizzy Magic by siriusly klutzy reviews
James and Sirius discover the magic of caffeine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Evans's Guide to Avoiding Boys by yourSECRETKEEPER reviews
Lily Evans and her friends devise a plan to get James Potter off her back once and for all. However, as we all know...nothing in life ever goes according to plan. LJ One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Busy and The Bored by johnnydicaprio reviews
- “Mooooony, drooly, poooney, foooney, fadoodleeey…” - “What on earth are you saying?” - “I’m constructing rhymes to maintain my intellectually stimulated brain.” - “Oh, for the love of God. Padfoot, I’m busy. Would you bugger off?” Studying? Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A New Perspective by Bumbledbee reviews
James Potter has lost his glasses, Lily Evans attempts to help, problems ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Mind of a Really Lovesick Graduated Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
I'm sure I'm having my midlife crisis early. Twenty years early. Honestly, who goes from being a popular Quidditch player, to a Ministry worker marrying a woman who believes they should name their unborn son Wattie? [Hormonal Teenage Marauder Sequel R&R]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Dream Of Lily by Acelinn reviews
To the unanimous annoyance and repulsion of his roommates, James Potter starts dreaming about the damsel in distress, Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Notes In Potions by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Diary of the Fully Uncrazy and Sane Head Girl by BlueRazberry reviews
Lily is normal. Her mum is pregnant at 46. She thinks she turned her ex boyfriend gay. She's getting harassed by a first year. She thinks James Potter’s bum is cute, and that they should teach James Potter 101 instead of History of Magic. Normal. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Grand Theft Diary by secretoftetra reviews
What happens when James 'borrows' Lily's diary? Hilarity ensues! Come along and read the notes passed between the Marauders during class! Chapter 2 up soon! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Love It When It Rains by Moony8193 reviews
He loved thunderstorms. She hated getting wet. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Had to Be There by Mooncheese reviews
It was just one moment. Just one, bored moment when he had nothing better to do. How was HE to know that it would end with Lily Evans's wand dangling from the realms of her cute, gorgeous, perfect right nostril...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauders', Er, Notes? by teknikalitiez reviews
The Marauders always take notes in class. Mm-hmm, really. It's unfortunate, however, that the notes they take are not always class-related and are often passed around to their friends to read... Includes OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
A Tale of Love, Pineapples, and Reunions by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
James Potter and the crew's going back to Hogwarts! Why isn't James ecstatic to revisit his old school? Well, because a very, very upset Lily Evans is there, too. [LilyJames][Challenge Fic Oneshot][R&R!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Annoying Voldemort by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
R&R...The title pretty much says it all! Find out how to annoy everyone's favorite bad guy with this easy stepbystep guide!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Voldemort
A Journey to Remember: Memoirs of Lily Evans by CrimsonEmeralds reviews
Lily Evans takes up a dare given by the Marauders and finds herself on a fun adventure that she will forever remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twenty One Reasons by Acelinn reviews
Lily Evans writes a certain list, which, to her shock and horror, is then found by the bane of her existence, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No's in 16 Notes by Snooperism reviews
“James, if you’re asking me out, I only have one thing to say to you.” “You’re going to say ‘no’, aren’t you?” JPLE 7th year, and the year afterwards
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Blame the Muffin by Magical Moo reviews
It was the muffin. All of this was the muffin’s fault, I decided. If it hadn’t been for that wretched, evildoing bread product, I wouldn’t be in such an incredibly... compromising situation right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Apple Kisses on Autumn Mornings by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
LJ oneshot. James follows Lily out to the lake one autumn morning. Filled with teddy like people, apples, and squids...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Getting in the Christmas Spirit by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Lately, it wouldn’t be a lie if you called Lily Evans a pessimist... Let's see how this short tempered redhead starts off her Christmas. [LJ Oneshot][R&R!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
13 Signs by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
I've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tell Me You Love Me by Magical Moo reviews
Lily smiled. “I said, tell me,” she replied, quietly but confidently. Companion to the dialogue What If I Told You I Loved You? REPOSTED! [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Simpsons meet Harry Potter 3 by phix27 reviews
This is the last in The Simpsons meet Harry Potter trilogy. Yay me!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lucky Bra by Foxfire123 reviews
Lily's day is just getting worse as she finds out that James Potter somehow got hold of her lucky bra and is now prancing around with it, threatening to wear it or burn it... And even worse, his friends are rating her size! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Simpsons meet Harry Potter 2 by phix27 reviews
This is a sequel to The Simpsons meet Harry Potter. If you didn't read that story, then read this one.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
The Trouble With a Diary by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a series of some unfortunate events, James finds himself in the possession of Lily Evans' diary. Convinced that the diary holds her true feelings for him, James and his friends set out to try to discover what secrets the book hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Simpsons meet Harry Potter by phix27 reviews
Complete and utter nonsense, READ IT!
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Passing Notes In Class by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Lily, and the Mrauders passing notes in various class. And sometimes, it's easier to reveal some things in paper than facetoface, but not for long. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Longer Allowed At Hogwarts: Sirius style by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
A list of things Sirius is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, with a different ending...A oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Daydreaming is Uber Fun by MissMarauder5 reviews
A oneshot in which James ponders up the most perfect daydreams with strawberries, Lily, chocolate, and frilly things. JAMES POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Year When Everything Changed by MissMarauder5 reviews
Lily, James, and Sirius get transported into the future in the beginning of their Seventh Year and meet Harry Potter. Lily has always hated James. But ‘has always’ doesn’t mean ‘will always’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My lucky fuzzyontheinside crimson Jweater by MissMarauder5 reviews
I think I’m going to cry. I really am. My jacket is gone. A horrible tumbling whirl of doom has breathed its slimy way into my very soul. SOUL I TELL YOU.. SOUL! James POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Official Rules of The Marauders by WutevaChica reviews
Harry opens up the Marauders Map and what unfolds before him? The Official Rules of the Maruaders. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Acid Pops by siriusly klutzy reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Fred and George gave Ron that acid pop? Why Ron actually took it? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
Ecned If Nocfles by Essy Lasaylan reviews
Eloise Midgen finds the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Eloise M. - Complete
Barney the Dinosaur: The Pain Behind the Man by Roxanne1 reviews
Barney questions his feeble existence while dialoguing with various other entertainers/characters from children's TV shows, including Mister Rogers, Steve from Blues Clues, Elmo and Big Bird, and the Teletubbies. Contains profanity, mild angst, and impli
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2001
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Weather's Here, Wish I Wasn't reviews
Lily Evans and nine others get to go to a History of Magic museum on a school excursion! Huzzah! But, in Vanessa's words, "Those clouds look angry." Lily's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What's Your Favourite Food? reviews
Lily Evans is just your average girl; attends Hogwarts, gets good grades, has a weird boy who keeps stalking her and asking her about food... Wait. That's not really normal... oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily's Been Kidnapped! reviews
oneshot Oh no! It's happened! Lily's been kidnapped by unknown persons! So what do her friends, the guy who has a crush on her, and his mates do? Skip class and try to find her of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Shower Thoughts reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders, Lily Evans and her two friends thought in the shower? It only takes one question, and they all want Lily to answer...and soap gets in Sirius' eyes. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Biggest Christmas Bash Ever reviews
Lily Evans and her two best mates are planning the best Christmas party Hogwarts has ever seen! Invitations, decorations and Lily's sanity have to be sorted out first though. And then there's the Potter problem... Lily's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,071 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Ways To Kill James Potter reviews
[oneshot] Lily is sick to death of James Potter...so why not plan his? Warning: Contains repeated threats of death by chainsaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily's Stalker reviews
There's a stalker at Hogwarts! And they're stalking Lily Evans! And if you think you know who it is, let me tell you, you're wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,896 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Afternoon Death Wishes reviews
It was on a Saturday afternoon when she decided to kill her son. Lily and James, all grownup, sort of in James' case, and married with Harry. Sirius might come along and join in the fun! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily, the Cobras Are Coming! reviews
It all started with Charlie seeing cobras...and has now turned into a FanFiction story! James Potter owns 57 cobras, and since it's the three hundredth time James is going to ask Lily out, the cobras better work! OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Masquerade Ball reviews
A notice is put up announcing a masquerade ball for the Hogwarts students. And Lily Evans has a brilliant plan to see if James really knows her...and she MIGHT go out with him...might...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Accepting the Offers Given reviews
Lily Evans does like James Potter, but when the offers arise, she doesn't know when to say yes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Most Embarrassing Thing reviews
twoshot. Do you know what the most embarrassing thing to do at Hogwarts is? Lily Evans does...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete