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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 170 - Words: 1,496,562 - Reviews: 20258 - Favs: 21,657 - Follows: 23,273 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Game Theory by SallyJAvery reviews
SOUND THE ALARM! CHRISTMAS FIC 2018! It's nearly Christmas, but crime doesn't sleep. Instead, it leaves a swathe of destruction and dead bodies in its wake across Wizarding and Muggle London. Festive! The Aurors are stumped, the Met are mystified, and consulting detective Harry Potter is on the case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,397 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/7/2021 - Published: 12/1/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Hallows of Death by merlynthegrey reviews
War changes everyone: Harry resolves to face destiny and struggles to reconcile with Dumbledore's past, fully aware of the price he must pay for victory. Hermione walks through fire, determined to share in Harry's burden. Ron battles resurgent jealousy and soon discovers he may lose far more than he stood to gain. One thing is certain; peace is never cheaply purchased. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,402 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 5,719 - Follows: 4,598 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Drinking Buddies by MisguidedPenguin reviews
Harry Potter and Tom Riddle have always been more alike than either are willing to admit. A cracky one-shot of seven days over seven years when the Golden Boy and the Dark Lord put aside their differences and grab a pint together. Prompt by u/PhantomShinobi21 on Reddit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/28/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Day in December by GLNargle and Coffee Reveries reviews
AU. In 2008, British secret agent and wizard Harry Potter meets muggle journalist and author Hermione Granger during a mission in Austria on Christmas Eve. What he thought would be a one-time encounter turns into tradition as two wildly different people become friends and meet once a year in a different place of the world. Eventually, friendship turns into love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,483 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/18/2020 - Published: 11/23/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
half awake and almost there by Annerb reviews
Wherein Harry never could help himself from trying to save the day, and Ginny was just trying to survive her shift without killing any of her customers. (Harry/Ginny, muggle AU, coffeehouse AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,860 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/17/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
No Longer The Hunted by SvenTheRogueKnight reviews
Takes place in year 4 (GoF). With the Tri-Wizard Tournament on the horizon, Harry, as advised by Sirius, adopts a more cautious approach to the remainder of the school year. Who can he trust? And who must he not? Exhausted, restless, and anxious, Harry must survive the tournament, and uncover a dark plot that has been set in motion to capture him. Harry/Hermione slowburn, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,619 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/29/2020 - Published: 11/29/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
The Augurey by La-Matrona reviews
After the war, Harry Potter is desperate to make sure that not a single life more is ruined by Voldemort's legacy. Aided by the ever loyal Hermione Granger, he makes a decision which will forever change more than one life. An epilogue disregarding, Cursed Child inspired, Harmony romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,051 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
lips long parching by Annerb reviews
Going solo to her ex's wedding is not exactly Ginny's idea of a good time, but thanks to a smuggled flask and a rather sullen Harry Potter, it's about to get a lot more interesting. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Step to the Right by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,836 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 5,783 - Follows: 5,323 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6228 - Favs: 20,510 - Follows: 16,968 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Thresholds by Stanrick reviews
Most people tend to assume they'll wake up exactly where they fall asleep, and usually they have good reason to do so. For someone, however, even that simple certainty stops being a given one strange night, when quite surprisingly he does in fact not wake up where he fell asleep. And that is only the beginning of what will be one most unusual week in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12314 - Favs: 12,863 - Follows: 10,516 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The King of Limbs by Zeitgeist84 reviews
"After the war, I thought it would be easy. Work with the Aurors, get married, have children. Buy a big house, play Quidditch with the kids—be a family man. But, well, you know how it goes. Terrorism. Drugs. MI-7. England. And of course, here I am, stuck in the middle of it. Some things never change, I guess." Post-DH, EWE. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,426 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Deathly Hallows Revisited by redstarpuppy reviews
With Ron gone, the Horcruxes nowhere in sight, and Voldemort's impending world domination looming over them, Harry and Hermione seek solace in each other, their friendship growing ever strong, as a gleam of something else starts shining through.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,260 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Digging My Potato by DigiFruit reviews
On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 911 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4850 - Favs: 15,154 - Follows: 6,320 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Three: Being by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 256,212 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete