Whiteshield Cannon Fodder
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Joined 09-03-18, id: 11165004, Profile Updated: 11-16-19
Author has written 2 stories for Warhammer.

Hello! I'm Whiteshield Cannon Fodder. Having completed The Death of a Guardsman, I'm now working on Inquisitions Incorporated (the title of which is an unsubtle reference to the neat Dungeons & Dragons supplement Acquisitions Incorporated), which I'll do my best to make as funny on paper as it is in my head. Real life often interposes itself between me and my personal writing, but I give the fanfic a go whenever I can.

Currently working on Chapter 4. Feel free to ask me anything about The Death of a Guardsman or Inquisitions Incorporated in PMs.

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Why can't I just take the ring after I fight Artorias? by Gensh reviews
Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cleric, Witch Beatrice, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Siegmeyer of Catarina - Complete
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,155 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, LĂșthien T. - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by theseeker64 reviews
The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 399,333 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Quelaana of Izalith, Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim - Complete
DARKISH SOULS by Queen Sydon reviews
Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,362 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Solaire of Astora - Complete
The Lure of Chaos by GardenerKing reviews
An Inquisitor is captured by Chaos cultists. Can he remain true to the Emperor in the face of temptation? Should he?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Throw Out the Script by Eidolon02 reviews
Destiny says they go one way. They say they go another. Merlin/Morgana, 2x03 Divergence AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Who Is Voldemorts Dad? The Tales of Vernon Dursly! by D'arkYagam'i reviews
For years Harry Potter fans have wondered who Voldermorts dad is? NOW WE FIND OUT! Has Harry/Ginny! And also some bad words but they are all blocked out. Also has some car chases!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Vernon D., Voldemort
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Inquisitions Incorporated reviews
In the grim dumbness of the 41st Millennium, a ragtag bunch of misfits falls victim to a corporate scheme. Masquerading as an inquisitorial acolyte was the last place Commissar Reiner Platt ever imagined he'd end up, but now all that's left is to keep alert and on his feet. And maybe try and keep his new teammates from dying horribly.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 9/30/2019
The Death of a Guardsman reviews
A young, inexperienced Imperial Guardsman is stranded on an ork-infested world. All he has to help him are his standard-issue gear, an inextinguishable faith in the Emperor and a small band of wayward heretics.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,345 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Chaos Space Marines, Daemons, Imperial Guard, OC - Complete