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Incomplete Stories

Blood and Fire- Pre-Naruto Shippuuden story, canon divergence. Summary: Hidan recruits a new servant of Jashin, but in the process, gets more than he bargained for. Hidan/OC. (Original deleted; undergoing a MASSIVE rewrite.) (Seven chapters finished as of 1/16/2017)

Shadows of Darkness- AU Naruto Shippuuden story. Summary: After Sasori's death, Deidara kidnaps a young Jounin from Sunagakure, and the sparks begin to fly as he and his new partner go head to head. Deidara/OC. (On indefinite hiatus.)

Song of the Fallen- Naruto story. Summary: Tayuya was only fifteen when she was killed. But what events led to her joining Orochimaru, and becoming one of the Sound Four? Tayuya/Sakon, some Tayuya/Orochimaru (Indefinitely on hiatus; will be undergoing a rewrite, with more chapter content added) Posted chapters (before the rewrite) can be found here. I'm going to try to post them here after they're rewritten, but (obviously) the story is fairly dark, so it may be deleted here. http:///story.php?no=600101878

Complete Stories

It's My Life- Naruto Shippuuden story. Summary: After a mission that almost leads to her death, Sakura realizes there are still things she wants to do before she dies. (older) Naruto/Sakura

The Fate of the Red and the Black- Ginger Snaps story. Summary: What happened to Ginger and Brigitte after the fort burned down? Takes place immediately after the third movie.

The Beast Within (poem)- Ginger Snaps-esque

Inuyasha Drabbles- Summary: A collection of short stories featuring the Inuyasha cast.

Some of my favorite quotes

They say there's no such place as Paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's the same road. It just goes on and on. But in spite of that, why am I so driven to find it? I hear a voice calling to me. It says 'Search for Paradise'.

I tell you now the words of Red Moon. From the Great Spirit was born the wolf, and man became its messenger. The beast lives its life in silence, abiding where the blessings of the blood of the gods is bestowed upon it. The white flower, after winning the favor of the Lord of the Night, will share her scent. Preordained and eternal in countenance, her form is of a lily-white supple maiden. She distills and condenses all of time until it becomes a precious frozen mass. Only then will appear the wretched beast.

To write is to play God for another world.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I may be a cruel and heartless bitch, but I'm damn good at it.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

Whoever said nothing was impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.

It's only called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase significantly when you run outside during a thunderstorm, shake your fists at the sky and scream "Storms suck!" (Special thanks to Lights Aura858 for generously allowing me to use this.)

I'm a bitch by nature, not by intent. (special thanks to Demonic Reiki for generously allowing me to use this.)

My body's a temple, now get on your knees and worship! (Special thanks to Demonic Reiki for generously allowing me to use this.)

Save your breath for your inflateable date! (Special thanks to Demonic Reiki for generously allowing me to use this.)

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Common Sense by AeroJester203 reviews
At one point, they were feared. And then they were a joke. But what if we turned back the clock and had them be the villains that wouldn't be an embarrassment to villains everywhere? One young child and his Pikachu starting their journey will find out. AU with Competent!Team Rocket. Please read and review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 376,128 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth
His Reluctant Highness by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,490 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/1/2006
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 9,982 - Follows: 4,663 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Twice in a Millennium by khammel reviews
A Sequel to Fire's "Sailor Ranko"
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Year from Now by MrsTater reviews
"Save your tears, child. Weep for him tomorrow, or a year from now. We do not have time for grief. We must go, and quickly, before he dies." Dany takes Ser Jorah's advice and a very different, but no less adventurous path. AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,768 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jorah M., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Dear Diary by Salome Sensei reviews
Naughty Kagome tells all her hottest secrets to her Diary. Adults only, please! New entries July and August 2011! Tentacles, anyone?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Heart Within by YFate reviews
She has carried vengeance in her shadowed heart for 500 years, sacrificing her self for that dream. Now, Sango just might get her chance… IY/YYH crossover interwoven in the YYH Three King's Saga, Sango X Hiei X Kurama
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 259,738 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sango, Hiei - Complete
The Princess that Never Was by PSVT reviews
The world seems to be abandoning and turning its back on the Princess of the Moon. She decides to fight to regain lost love and friendship as best she can, growing in ways never imagined, but is it enough? And what of the fate of the earth and the moon?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 247,340 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts, Outer Senshi/Outer Scouts - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Rise of the Death Phantom by Oneiromancer reviews
The battle with Sailor Galaxia and Chaos is over. But questions still remain. How does Usagi become Neo Queen Serenity? And how does Crystal Tokyo come about? A new battle brings the answers. Based on the manga. Please review. Seriously!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 277,964 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
The Youkai and the Exterminator by Wheezambu reviews
Sesshomaru and Sango. CHAPTER 51 IS UP. This one is almost done. :
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 311,761 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Sango
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
ReEragon by Subieko reviews
Paolini said, Characters are born of necessity. But what happens when the characters decide THEY should be the ones in charge of the story? Here it is: Eragon...as told by the characters themselves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,056 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Neptune: Year One by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
We all know Sailor Moon's origin story, how a clumsy fourteen year old found a talking cat, was given a magical locket, yadda, yadda, yadda. We know the origins of almost all of the other Senshi as well. But how did Michiru Kaioh become Sailor Neptune?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,853 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Sailor Ranko: A Love Story by burgerbecky reviews
Immediately after returning from Jadeite's world, Ranma has to tell Ucchan he chose Akane and Akane has to deal with Shampoo. Set after Sailor Ranko and before Twice in a Millennium
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,455 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
Mamoru Must Die! by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
Repost. There are a lot of fans out there of the Rei and Usagi pairing. There's just one problem... Mamoru. A series of omake in which Mamoru Must Die!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Days of Gold by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
You've seen Inu go to college, Inu go to high school, Inu has done almost everything...but I DOUBT youve read anything like THIS! You gotta read this to believe it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Ace Ventura: Suddenly Seeking Panda by burgerbecky reviews
BonBon, the giant panda has vanished from the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo. There's only one who can find him, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Poor Genma, or perhaps, poor Japan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ranma, Genma - Complete
Reflections of Ruin by P.H. Wise reviews
A little over sixteen years ago, Hotaru Tomoe died a stillborn child. What does this have to do with Ranma? Quite a lot, as it turns out. A Sailor Moon, Ranma, Cthulhu Mythos crossover fukufic. Completed.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,389 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Ranma - Complete
The Beginnings Of Chaos by Demonic Reiki reviews
What fun shall be had when the adventures of Inu-Yasha are abruptly interrupted by two foreigners?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,919 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Tsubaki's Revenge by Britedark reviews
When Tsubaki, the dark priestess who cursed Kikyo, discovers that Kikyo is alive and the Shikon No Tama is destroyed, she decides on revenge. Sequel to 'An Arrow Not Burning'. alternate timeline
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,116 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Kikyō, Inuyasha - Complete
Sailor Ranko: Thrice in a Millennium by burgerbecky reviews
Set after Sailor Ranko: The Harder They Fall. RanmaSailor Sun and the gang battle Saffron. Ukyou has a side effect.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,848 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2003 - Ranma, Akane
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 7,126 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Miracle by Pegelia Von Borrador reviews
When Kirara falls under the spell of a youkai that turns her into a human, she thinks it's a miracle. But when she starts falling for Miroku and her loyalty to Sango is tested, Kirara has to learn the true meaning of love, loyalty and unaskedfor miracles
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,219 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
Pick Your Poison by Eyanril reviews
In her desperation, Brigitte flees the Happier Times facility with Tyler, and finds herself wondering if the bargain she made for her freedom was worth it. GS2: Unleashed and beyond. Rated M for Language.
Ginger Snaps - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,637 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Worth the Trouble by The Prime Minister reviews
Shikamaru's life is full of hassles. Is there anything that's worth the trouble? ShikaIno and ShikaTemari are the main pairings, with some others, such as NaruHina, touched upon also. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 104,065 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Cooties by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] Another Puppies fic! A young Sess and an even younger Inu fight the Battle of the Sexes. Last chapter up! Well, the boys have dug themselves in really deep THIS time. Will they ultimately triumph, or will the girls get the better of them?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Complete
Sailor Ranko: The harder they fall by burgerbecky reviews
Completed Fic. Sailor Sun/Ranma vs. Godzilla tale R/R please!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,671 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/12/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Complete
As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly by Sophia Prester reviews
In which Usagi and Mamoru undergo a threat to their Miracle Romance, Criminal Elements make themselves known, Sailor Pluto meddles with Time and History, and a new Villain is unleashed. COMPLETE
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,726 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Ace Ventura: When Charlotte Calls by burgerbecky reviews
Azusa Shiratori's pet pig, Charlotte, has gone missing. It's up to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective to bring back her wayward piggy.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Sailor Ranko: Just add water by burgerbecky reviews
Completed fic. Sailor Sun / Ranma against Happosai unleashing a terrible demon on the world and the Senshi have to deal with it. R/R please!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,763 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/6/2002 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Complete
Sailor Ranko: Tunnel Vision by burgerbecky reviews
Completed fic. Sailor Sun/Ranma - Sailor Moon - Terminator Crossover, Sequel to Sailor Ranko / Twice In a Millenium
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,303 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Sailor Ranko by Fire reviews
A Ranma 1/2 - Sailor Moon Crossover
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56,352 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/24/2000 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts, Ranma