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Joined 08-18-06, id: 1117510, Profile Updated: 07-01-15
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

So that Thanksgiving update never happened. . . I lost my outline for the chapter more times than I can count - and it's still lost - so I'm working off a revised version of the outline.

Chapter 15: 50% complete

Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Age: Younger than my sister and older than my brother

Birthday: April 4th

Height: 4'11'' I'm not short. I am vertically challenged.

Sexuality: Why do you want to know? Jeez . . . creepers. *A lot seem to be under the impression that I'm a guy . . . I'm a girl, thank you very much.

Favorite color: Favorite colors are for people with souls (Green)

Favorite animal: Can't we just not be racist?! (Cats, I love my cats, they're my children)

Favorite sibling: My flea. Hi flea!!

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, singing, and playing piano. I have all the time in the world to do this now. :) Since I have a new laptop and all. :))))))))))

My Pairings for Konoha no Nidaime Kiiroi Senkou that are nonnegotiable(including OC's - though they're not as important as everyone else):


NejiTen - (Spoiler: wah! Why'd he die?!)


Kirabi(Killer B)Yugito eventually . . .



I'll put them up as I think of them.

I love reviews and (I have epically failed at this.) I'm trying to reply to all of them unless they are unsigned or if the reviewer has disabled Private Messaging. Your feedback is welcome and I will take it into consideration. Just don't expect me to do something when I am already set on something else.

Favorite Quotes:

"You should be afraid, very afraid" "Or you'll what?" " . . . I will not say anything that will incriminate me in a federal court."

-me and my sister, although I'm the one that starts . . . I really do love her!

"My goal is to live forever . . . so far so good!"

-saw it somewhere, can't remember where, but it really stuck with me.

"Our learning goal is to count how many blue flying monkeys there are in The Wizard of Oz.

-Mr. Floyd, Pre-Calculus.

"I will eat your heart." "Yeah, a little creepy."

-Naruto fan-flash,, not quite sure where they got it, didn't bother to check it.

"Tuesday will be 'bring your puppet to work day'. Wednesday can be . . . village-wide massacre day! And Thursday . . . for the survivors . . . crazy hat day!"

-Gaara, Uncle Yo.

"Sharpen your spoons and together we could rule the world! Or, at least the internet. Ffdotnet? Something. We will rule something."

-TwinTrouble, authors of Unplanned Paternity a Naruto fanfic, Twin2

God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes?

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile. :)

Press On
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence.
Talent will not: Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not: Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education alone will not: the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and Determination alone are Omnipotent.

When things seem tough, the power of prayer and crying your heart out really works. And listening to a playlist that has christian music. The best songs come at the worst moments and right when you need them. Even if you don't quite realize it when you pick the playlist.

Life as a Christian is hard. But it's when the world hates you that you know that you're doing something right. If the world loved you, you would be of the world. But we are not of the world. We are the children of God. And because the world hates Jesus, so will they hate you.

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Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 91 - Words: 494,542 - Reviews: 4767 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 544,444 - Reviews: 11136 - Favs: 8,325 - Follows: 7,990 - Updated: 11/24 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
A Royal Romance by GarvinMark reviews
The prince needs a wife. He does not want one, but dolefully allows his mother to call in contestants from all over. Then, unexpectedly, he meets the girl of his dreams. They strike up a friendship, and gradually start to fall for each other... :D
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 233,027 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - The Queen, The King, OC
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,857 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Those Who Wander are Quite Lost Part III by Pipkin in the Grass reviews
Almost there and not Yet Back. As the war draws near it's climax, the shinobi struggle to not leave their mark on Middle Earth. Meanwhile, the Fellowship and its allies attempt to unravel the mysteries that surround Hoshi, from the mundane to the intruiging. A new nuisance follows the shinobi into Middle Earth. Could it simply be an annoyance, or something far more threatening?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 170,684 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Aragorn, Eldarion, Minato N., Obito U.
Cheating Fate (運命を浮気) by Vaengir reviews
To give Naruto a chance against Madara, Obito might've inadvertently erased him from existence. Until he finds a way to bring Naruto back, he'll have to deal with sharing a body with his younger self while the other remains oblivious to his existence. Time travel/ Parallel to Iryo-nin Kasa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,227 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Naruto U., Obito U., OC
Heaven and Hell by Abundant E reviews
She loved him, despite knowing what he would become. He was her brother, her older brother, the one she went to with her problems. Yet there are enemies everywhere, there are expectations. The weight of the village rests in the balance. OC, Self Insert, Semi AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,671 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Tobirama S., OC - Complete
Of Quills and Serpents by quillstrike reviews
Adela Lancaster is your typical Ravenclaw. She's a beater (as she loves to remind people), she consumes books (BOOKS LIFE) and she has a slight (oh, stop judging. You're just jealous your brain isn't named Numberita) obsession with numbers. Throw in one idiotic brother, two Slytherin gits, a bloodthirsty werewolf, and a goblin intent on revenge and you have one..."interesting" year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,234 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Albus S. P., OC] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The Origins by Guilty.Ink reviews
"The Uchihas are a cursed clan." Hatred, and vengeance were a given and Tobirama had always been so sure of this so why was it that when he turned around, an Uchiha was smiling at him? Tobirama/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 175,942 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Tobirama S., OC] - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 6,738 - Follows: 8,314 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Luminescence by foolondahill17 reviews
"Astoria's breath caught. That hadn't happened. It was just her imagination. The hat hadn't said…said that" Disappointments, conflicts, and rivalries abound, friendships develop and crumble, family values are challenged, and a mass-murderer causes havoc. The unknown tale of Astoria Greengrass, an in-depth look at her time at Hogwarts, year one. The first in the Of the Stars series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,481 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Back Again by Waugh reviews
Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic. Slow build. Cross-posted to Ao3. Currently under revision.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,198 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B.
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Snapshot by deceptive-serenade reviews
I should have never met Dennis Creevey, or his son. He wouldn't have given me a camera. I wouldn't have this crazy, insane desire to take so many pictures of this one girl. It's becoming an obsession. Albus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,711 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
The Light in my Darkness by steenta112 reviews
Rin seeks out her teammates from the afterlife and becomes witness to their changes. Ghost. ObiRin, Obito x Rin ONESHOT One-shot Written after 599, so possible spoilers... Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Those Who Wander are Quite Lost Part II by Pipkin in the Grass reviews
The Two Teams. As Team Minato becomes more wrapped up in the war to defend Arda, they grow less content in leaving things be. But the playing field is complicated by the arrival of another team, sent to return the lost team home. Continued in Part III
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,536 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eldarion, Aragorn, Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Those Who Wander are Quite Lost by Pipkin in the Grass reviews
When Team Minato gets lost on a mission in the Land of Earth, they have to adapt to this "Middle" Earth they get stuck in. And what does their strange ward have to do with it? Continued in Part II: The Two Teams. (Note: Undergoing a series of edits. Please forgive the inconsistencies.) Thanks for reading!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,256 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Eldarion, Minato N. - Complete
Meant to Be by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
She was always there. He noticed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Navi, Link] - Complete
Mind Wipe by Demon Flame reviews
While on their three year training trip, Jiraiya takes Naruto through a mysterious forest that most believe is haunted. There, they met a few people they shouldnt have.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Favorite Things by Dr. Platypus reviews
The Dark Lord meets the Sound of Music.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
The Only Star WarsNaruto Crossover by WynterSky reviews
The only Star Wars/Naruto Crossover You'll Ever Need. Exactly what it says on the tin.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Afterthoughts by Epidot reviews
Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,209 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 13,525 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Way by volley reviews
After her mishap with the transporter something else is bothering Hoshi and not letting her sleep... Coda to Vanishing Point, and my entry for Messhall Midnight Munchies
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2009 - H. Sato, C. Tucker - Complete
Konoha no Nidaime Kiiroi Senkou reviews
Konoha's Second Yellow Flash. It all started the day of the Kumo incident at the Hyuuga compound - one action altered the course of history and the ninja world. Rating may change. Will be epic in length. AU. NaruHina NejiTen GaaraMatsuri and others. Cover art belongs to amandas-sketches on deviant art. :) Not on Hiatus. At all. Working on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,254 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
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