SeasonVelvet
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Joined 08-19-06, id: 1117908, Profile Updated: 02-24-10
Author has written 14 stories for Smallville, Harry Potter, Dark Angel, Hey Arnold, Being Human, and Dune.

Think I'm witty, do you? Are you here to find out more about that weird person who left that weird comment?

Just kidding. My wittiness is restricted solely to my mind, for sadly I am generally the only one who thinks so.

If perhaps however you are here with a more dubious agenda than adoration, and have come instead to yell at that mean person who left that mean comment . . . rambles hurriedly then I must say you've sadly come to the wrong profile, and please exit by way of the "back" button, which you will find on the upper left hand corner of your browser! waits till they inevitably glance at button, then bolts

I have written few stories, the majority of which are not terribly good, in any way, of any sort.

But hey, it's all good. All the time.

Peace. Out.

Check out my infantile blog while you're at it: www.seasonvelvet.blogspot.com


Personals, if you are curious:

Age: 18. (I lament! Time, blast you time! Feel ancient and sorry that my existence has come to moot. Alas.)

Past-times: Playing guitar, listening to music, reading, going for walks.

Quirks:

1. Hate the telephone with an irrational passion, for it seems like an intrusion of fate to disturb my peace and slice open my womb of solitude, so that I spill out with a slew of slime made of secrets into the stark, choking air of reality, blind and deaf and wriggling and gasping. Honestly. I despise phones.

2. None of my clocks tell the correct time. It is 7:38 at the moment, however according to the clocks in my room is it: 8:38, 8:10, and 11:06. Another escapist thing. To read the real time can be like a blow to the gut, taking the mick out of you. At least this way the blow is softened, for I can surmise the correct time (one is an hour off, the other half and hour, the last I don't even bother with), but I have a lift of spirits when I look at the clock and it is even better than 8:38, because it's actually 7:38!

3. I used to drink a Tim Hortons large iced cappuccino a day. A fortune, indeed.

4. I make mini works of art, inscribe a poem on the back, and slip these into public library books (currently frequent the library of Trent University and the Peterborough Public Library). You can find a few on my blog (I use the term liberally), link above.

Abadee -- Abadee -- Abadee, That's Aaallll Folks!

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Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Pink Ribbon That He Untied by Pyrex Shards reviews
Incomplete: "You do nothing." Helga whimpered to herself. "You sit and watch, and you, and, you let him go. Cause there's, nothing you can do."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,184 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,749 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Adversary by Platinum Express reviews
He drunk her, when there was nothing left to drink. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
There Are Seasons by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
SLASH Clark, Lex, the decades between them, and the same argument again and again. 5000 words, partly futurefic
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Faultlines by Pinky Brown reviews
Breaking up is hard to do, but Ron and Hermione are about to discover that putting the pieces back together is even harder. This story was nominated in 5 categories and Winner of "Best Angst Fic" at the 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 204,241 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pieces by bdrake07 reviews
This is the one moment of his life when he feels like he might burst with it all, with everything. Pieces of Fred and George, throughout the years. DH SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
An Ugly Pink Dress by dead2self reviews
In which Ginny faces her very first boggart. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Io and Adamanthea by A.j reviews
They never asked to be left behind, but then, they never asked to be dragged along either. Not really. Chloe and Martha.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Chloe S., Martha K. - Complete
Chlexmas by josicuervo reviews
Lexmas rewrite. This one actually makes sense.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
Roses and Thorns by paperbkryter reviews
Chloe discovers she's not as out of love with Clark as she thought she was, and that maybe she shares those feelings with someone else.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
French Only by Hollywood Recycle Bin reviews
Set in season 1. Chloe and Clark gets dragged into a game of Spin the bottle. The results weren't exactly what Chloe expected. Pairs: Chlana, Clitney Warning: This story contains femme slash and some slash as well.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Chloe S., Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
Just Shut Up Already! by ScoobyGal55 reviews
Annoying people, Oblivious friends and Daddy issues, oh my! Chloe deals with death threats, her friend's winking boyfriend, abandonment issues, and a crush on a certain farm boy in a week that is quickly turning into her worst.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Chloe S.
The Clarky Horror Smallville Show by Crazy Danae reviews
I think this should be pretty obvious what’s going on. It’s Smallville caught in a Rocky Horror situation. It's slightly racy, but not too bad. COMPLETE
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 38,765 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Greenhouse Six by Claggart reviews
Neville inherits a bottle of rare wine, and plans to drink it alone as he watches some exotic night-blooming flowers. For some reason unknown to him, he brought along an extra glass. Draco Malfoy takes it as an invitation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neville L., Draco M.
Pen Pal by KorieHonshu reviews
This is a Chlex fanfic. i might up the rating later. but for now. its PG-13. two mysterious strangers meet in a chat room. who is 'Lord? and will Chloe make a mistake? NEW! chapter 12 is up! R&R!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
I'm A Rich Kid by Seanachais reviews
Okay, so here's another parody. And it's to Simple Plan's "I'm Just A Kid". Basically, it's just Lex lusting after our good ol' teenage superhero. Talk about sexual deprivation. :P
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2003
My Chloe by petriebird18 reviews
Chloe and Lex are getting married, this is the story from someone else's view. CHLEX!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
Staring Competition by wileykit reviews
Clark and Pete have a staring competition, Chloe gets the giggles and...that's about it. Genfic, rated for language.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2002
Fact Me! by Chiriru reviews
Chloe is visiting a British Website. A website with a sheep. Clark Kent may have met his match. Rating 'cuz under 13 may not GET the humor. Why is there no fluff genre? CSCK Reporter Chlark.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S.
Quotables by Marsbert reviews
Just a silly little fic I came up with using some famous and not so famous movie quotes with our favorite SV characters! i tried to make it funny :)
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2002
Tasted Blood by Northlight reviews
Welcome to the rest of your life, Ben.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Ben - Complete
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Cloudbusting reviews
Duncan Idaho and a fugitive traverse Gammu in hopes of evading the Honored Matre long enough to board a no ship.
Dune - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012
The Girl Inside reviews
Nina and Mitchell have a moment in the kitchen.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Nina P., J. Mitchell - Complete
Grains Falling
Series of small human moments between characters; how people misunderstand each other, swinging and missing, or actually connect and infer, miraculous and strong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Don't You Like Me? reviews
Draco is flummoxed by Hermione's indifference to his charms, and in an attempt to combat this ends up making a spectacle of himself which to his even greater annoyance still goes unnoticed by her . Short humor piece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something in the Way reviews
Draco ponders in class, darkly obsessed with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Neville's Snare reviews
Stuttering, blushing, indignantly stubborn in the face of debauchery, Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Neville L.
Amber reviews
Helga and Arnold find themselves at a typical teenage party -- exciting, terrifying, wondrous, boring, embarrassing, lonely, and sexual.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Arnold, Helga
Love is for Saps reviews
He was a boy, just a boy, when I was a very young girl. I made the discovery of love. All at once and much, much too completely. It was like you suddenly turned a blinding light on something that had always been half in shadow. Thats how it seemed to me.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Helga, Arnold
The Animals Were Immune reviews
Is he alive? Do you know where he is?" "Maybe." "I gotta find him!" "Why?" "Got a lot of questions! Like why he made us." An explanation of the breeding cult, manticore, and their purposes.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Max - Complete
The Place We Used To Live reviews
Loss and feeling. George and Fred. Together, forever. Love. And Laughs. And Love. And Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Dude, That's Just Weird reviews
Well, it's a romantic comedy between Draco and Hermione. So that leaves two options. It's either funny alot, or really romantic...hmm...I wonder what could possibly happen...it's a mystery to me, really...oo, this is a hard one...umm...ahh...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Totally Original reviews
Meteor freaks, vampires, and the supernatural, oh my!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman
Mushrooms reviews
What you don't want to know, what you don't want to remember, what you don't want to think about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Are What We Love reviews
This is a story of growing, of moving on. Unrequited love can only last so long before one breaks. And everyone, including Chloe, has a breaking point.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman