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Joined 08-19-06, id: 1117911, Profile Updated: 07-29-09
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, and Donnie Darko.

Lyricism: (lir-uh-siz-uhm) n. The character or quality of subjectivity and sensuality of expression, especially in the arts.

Hello, all. This is the former sorafan08. I got so annoyed with that u/n that I changed it.
Please refrain from panicking, rioting, and noise in general. Thank you.

And so, this person has not the time to update or review, but has miraculously found time to redo her profile page.
How does that work?
It doesn't. Or does it? We may never know.

Many things have changed since the days of my overactive fanfiction-writing zeal.
That is, the summer of 2007.
And they shall stay changed. Because I am no longer the little weeaboo I once was.

For one thing, I've lost interest in most of the alternateen music that I was once in love with.
In its place include the Gothic, punk (actual punk; think The Sex Pistols), and (certain) metal genres.

For another, I no longer worship Akatsuki, or the Naruto franchise.
Though KakuHidan has still managed to keep me entertained.
Death Note has not taken its place in regards to extreme fandomizing, either. I am not a rabid DN fangirl, and I never will be.
The same goes for any other anime/TV show/whatever that I may write for.

And another. I am now a Donnie Darko fan.
And you are now a member of the Patrick Swayze religion.
Choose love, young disciples, not fear.

And another. I finally see the Internet as the narcissist-breeding ground that it is.
So this profile will be kept short.

Finally, I would like to say that I may not update any of my fics again.
I just don't have the drive to do it, nor do I have the time or resources.
That being said, I may update them again sometime. It depends on how life goes.

Original Fiction: www.fictionpress.com/~darkamnesty
Where everything is fresh out of my mind.

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Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Every Good Boy Does Fine by hitchhikingmuse reviews
Poor Demyx and Zexion are so dissimilar, unfortunately they're stuck in the same dorm room together. Demyx swears to teach Zexion the joys of music and in return Zexion will inadvertently make him realize how easy it is to fall in love. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Demyx, Zexion
Paralyzer by Muffinsphinx reviews
School dances change you, in ways you might not want to admit. Roxasxmystery male- I wanna know if anyone will be surprised, because I suck like that.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Roxas - Complete
By The Candlelight by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
Waking up to find himself very aroused by the suddenness of the new type of dream, Hidan figures out that he's got a crush with his boss of two years, Kakuzu. Eventual KakuHida, yaoi, yuri, T for Hidan's mouth. C&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Memories by Pandasmoosh reviews
[Sequel to Everything's Greener!] It's been a year since the accident, and Deidara can't remember anything of his old past. Can Sasori help him regain it, or will they both be killed in the process? [AU, SasoxDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Déjà vu by VoucherMono reviews
The world had certainly changed, and yet was eerily similar at the same instant. Will this path end differently, or will Hidan be doomed to repeat these events indefinitely? Somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,095 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Cold As December by queercyberpunk reviews
His moral code was somehow ambiguous, elusive to the ever-observant Mail. How he sinned so readily yet prayed just as readily at his bedside each night. It was confusing and contradictory and struck a shade of grey in such a black and white perception."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Mello, Matt
Road to Heaven by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
A collection of Kakuzu/Hidan drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Questionable Masculinity by amai-amaya reviews
Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Not Lovers by Darkfire75 reviews
KakuHida. He wasn't supposed to feel anything for his partner. That was the agreement. rated for sexual content and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Windowsill by VoucherMono reviews
This was their first meeting, simply sitting on that windowsill, and Matt had no idea how much this small exchange would change his life..." Slight shonen-ai MattxMello. A collection of drabbles with a plot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Matt, Mello
Pretense by Lutralutra reviews
She waved, and he waved back. They knew each other, once. But when Fate led them down separate paths, the thin line between pretense and reality became an impassable barrier. PeinKonan, now AU. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,018 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Finding Solace by Gamecrazy 25 reviews
Sometimes, the force that draws two people together can also grind them painfully. Eventual Matt/Mello, T for depression, suicide attempts, slight language. DN AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Matt, Mello
Lucky by VoucherMono reviews
Sometimes Kakuzu couldn’t get over just how fortunate Hidan was...Now a collection of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Dog Eat Dog World by aequilo.xx reviews
Wammy's is, in simple English, corrupt. The children will do anything to acheive the number 1 spot, including resulting to physical and emotional torture...and the Wammy caretakers just let it happen. ON HOLD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Matt, Mello
Red Rag Doll by Where the Sparrow Goes reviews
AU. Might be cliché. Matt prefers to be alone hacking, or gaming. Being unwanted. The world has other plans as L, and his mysterious assistants N, M, and L2 require the worlds most elite and elusive hacker's help.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Matt, Mello
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Accents by Songstone reviews
Accents were something that Kakuzu knew he and Hidan would have once they had begun to learn the English language. However, long after Kakuzu had perfected an American accent, Hidan was still replacing the 'W' sound with that of a 'V.' -Cute KakuHidan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Sleepover by Raenef the 6th reviews
5 year old Itachi goes over to five year old Kisame's house. Pure Crack. Collab with Music in the Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
One Plus One Equals Five by Kerink reviews
“Fine,” he mumbled, “five more minutes.” KakuHida oneshot. My OTP, hope for more fics with them!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Weapon of a God by Kanoi-chan reviews
He was in pain, he was dying, he was crying, until the shadow came. Drabble. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Make it Quick by intallah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan-ruin me, he begs, destroy me. Not for the faint of heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dark by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
KakuHida.:. Hidan will not sin. He already has one lover – the jealous hands of his God. But his mind will constantly think of those sins he wants to commit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tamed Only By Lonliness by Frowny Faced Doom reviews
ZeTobi yaoi Aah, my soul is just as icy as you. I'm returning to life in your fingers..... Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U.
Understanding by mimochild reviews
Hidan is 19. an outcast from society, feeling misunderstood and betrayed. Kakuzu is a friend from college. A late night, some alcohol and the spare key leads to some interesting discoveries. Rating will develop, KakuHidan, Angsty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Kakuzu's Birthday Ramblings by dead drifter reviews
Angst Rambling. Slight KakuHidan. It's the old man's birthday...and he reflects on his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Compatible by Muffinsphinx reviews
Demyx doesn't know why the Superior doesn't want him to love. Marluxia attempts to offer an explanation, and a surprising friendship ensues.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Demyx, Marluxia - Complete
Untameable by Kiryami reviews
A series of random oneshots about Deidara brushing Sasori's hair and vice versa. Sequel to the Magical Haibrush. Light shonenai, rated T for later stuffs, mild language and slightly suggestive themes. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Holy by Senko Wakimarin reviews
For every Sin we commit, we hold the Virtue. Companion fic to Deadly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! by dead drifter reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Lost Memories by God of Laundry Baskets reviews
Axel is collecting the latest member of the organization. But Number IX is a little different from the rest of them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Demyx, Vexen
Everything's Greener by Pandasmoosh reviews
[COMPLETE] Everyone's high school experience is a different one. [AU, Eventually DeixSaso]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,721 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Not fragile, only broken by UrKid reviews
Poor angel, we shot you down from heaven. You're still beautiful [KakuzuxHidan, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Reading Material by dead drifter reviews
Hidan leaves his Bible in the open, and a certain missing Falls nin picks it up on his way to the john...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Merry Christmas Hidan! by Kerink reviews
Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Teacher, Teacher by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Kakuzu doesn't get paid enough for his job. AU [Rituals, we all have them.] [KakuHidan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Shinju Katsumi: Pearl of the Hidden Mist by SliverOfSilver88 reviews
My sensei was Hoshigaki Kisame, wielder of the sword Samehada, and his was none other than the Demon of the Hidden Mist, Momochi Zabuza. SuigetsuxOc. minor GaaraxOc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,515 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Suigetsu H., Gaara
Had Enough by Ink Scquiggle reviews
[It's only KakuHidan if you really want it to be.In my mind it is] Hidan already cost Kakuzu a bounty, but he just doesn't know when to shut up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Finally by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan, shounenai, fluff, 2story arc.] We've gone all the way, but somehow it keeps feeling like we've missed a step somewhere. [Hidan's POV, then Kakuzu's on 2nd Chapter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The left bishop by UrKid reviews
When Kakuzu was told Hidan was good at chess, he almost laughed. There was no way a tactic idiot like him would ever be the master of the mother of all tactic games.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tobi's Buffet by Gabbyrella reviews
Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Smother by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidans knows that sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind. [KakuHidan][Borders on AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Deadly by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Sinners, arn't we all? slight KakuHidan, rated for topic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Green Thumb by Momosportif reviews
Tobi and Zetsu oneshot! I tried to leave it up to the reader as to whether or not it's as a pairing or just Tobi and Zetsu being Tobi and Zetsu. Zetsu's in recovery and it will take more than bed rest to make him better. Kishimoto's characters. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Sewing by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
Hidan tries his hand at sewing. With help. KakuHidan. Yaoi. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Not Unheard Of by Momosportif reviews
SasoDei oneshot! Puppeteers lead a somewhat closed off life but Sasori aims to change that and discovers a bit more about his partner, himself, and the beauty of art in the process. Dei and Sori are Kishimoto's lovelies! Read, enjoy and review if inclined
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Means of Grace by Senri reviews
Kakuzu would enjoy pushing his thread through Hidan's flesh for no reason but his own pleasure. He'd enjoy tiptilting the monk's pretty smiles. He'd like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Be Still I'm Right Here Shut Up and Kiss Me by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta, KakuHida, and SasoDei drabblefluff! Originally a oneshot but now a drabble collection due to someone's inspirational request. Switches POV so watch out. Characters are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if so inclined! Smile
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Prayers by Haruka Kamiya reviews
Kakuzu sometimes prays beside Hidan, if only to inwardly scorn the prayers. Challenge from Acerbitas. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Raising Deidara by Miko Takahashi reviews
Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Like the Night by Tokay reviews
Zetsu is like the night. Tobi knows this. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Danna's a real boy un! by SchizophrenicRacoon reviews
Some people wake up to changes. Like getting a spot or something. Akasuna no Sasori wakes up to something different. Rated T. Rating MIGHT change. Planning to do Sasodei in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Heartbeat Shared by Ravenspear reviews
In which Hidan assures himself that Kakuzu will live forever, but fails to assure Kakuzu that it's not because he cares or anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Joy killing by UrKid reviews
A group of ninjas find out about Akatsukis hideout and Hidan goes for killing them a greater force on his side: the power of music! Kakuzu is there to witness this [KakuzuxHidan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
I'm always there by Sinclair San Tonava reviews
Deidara is gone, and Tobi is feeling the pain. He needs comfort, and Deidara is the only one that can give it to him. Deitobi friendship [mostly written as something to comfort myself] oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Magnum Opus by Hoshika Hitomi reviews
Deidara finished his final masterpiece, but he didn't consider how that might affect his partner. [DeiTobi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Regret by Ruka Jaganshi reviews
Itachi used to think he managed in life quite well alone. Now he had to realize he managed only because he had never been alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Seething, Barely Breathing by Ravenspear reviews
It’s been four days, give or take, since they were ambushed, and as Hidan's original theory that Kakuzu was just leaving him to rot for the fun of it became more and more unlikely, he decided he just wasn’t going to think about it at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Schooltime Akatsuki by Taza reviews
AU. The akatsuki as students. The new school year is here. And as the year rolls by secrets and romances are revealed. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hidan, Deidara
Keep On Smiling by ShimmeringJade reviews
When his sempai died so did a little part of Tobi. [TobiDeidaraZetsu centered oneshot] [[not connected to the manga.]]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
One Last Time by Wrath Of Fire reviews
Tobi mourns the loss of his partner and love Deidara, and regrets that Deidara never caught on. However, Tobi finds himself the day before the big fight, and tries to tell Deidara not to go... TobixDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Regret by nopenopnope reviews
Of all the horrible things Hidan had done in his life, there was only one thing he could really regret. KakuHidan: swearing, blood, shonenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Never Been Kissed by Momosportif reviews
Something is bothering Itachi but is it something his partner can help with? Yay! KisaIta oneshotish fluffish! Hope you enjoy and comment! Don't own Naruto or I wouldn't be writing fics, ne? Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tired Eyes by Momosportif reviews
SasoDei fluff but of course What Sasori thinks of his partner during his little nighttime visits. Holla to Kishimoto for the wonderful characters who I don't own. Please enjoy and comment if the impulse strikes you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Whole by Momosportif reviews
Just a little moment of fluff for one of my favorite couples, KisaIta, about how they complete each other so very well. Characters are Kishimoto's . Enjoy and comment if it suits your fancy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Creature of Habit by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta!Five chapters long, T for yaoi and mild language, it will explain itself better than I can! Deidara cameo at the end...Please enjoy and comment! Kiki and Tachi are Kishimoto's of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sterile by Sayaka-sama reviews
All enigmatic quirks and hostile reputation aside, when all was said and done, he was still only a man. PeinBlue. Say hello to my new OTP.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
TV by Kyubii-Ash reviews
[Kakuzu x Hidan gen] There is a lot of propoganda on the TV about the Jashinites. Hidan doesn't like this at all. Oneshot, AU Characters are in no way mine, or the story wouldn't be on this site.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Space and the Stars by Tokay reviews
Zetsu misses Tobi. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Kisame's New Weapon by Daichi Keiro reviews
Kisame gets a new weapon and tries it out on Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Danna is So Boring by Yumeji reviews
How does the puppet master get back at the clay specialist, for irritating him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
By His Hand by fivetail reviews
The child would be Jashin’s only hope. Contains OCs, no pairings involving Hidan. Manga spoilers. Rated T for safety. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Jashin, Hidan - Complete
A Diplomatic Mission for Suna’s Akasuna no Sasori by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Denial by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasodei Our fave two teammembers are both in denial...Deidara is about to give up hope of Sasori ever returning his feelings. One one spring mission though, something unexpected happens Plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The truth about Heaven by Saya-Sama reviews
Deidara sat on Sasori's grave, wishing over and over again to see his late lover. that night he learned the truth about heaven. lyric oneshot to The Truth About Heaven by Armor for Sleep. [sasodei]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Danna by Moiranna reviews
COMPLETE Deidara didn't like pain... even though, if his Danna would give it to him he would endure it. SasoDei. Innuendo, innuendo and more innuendo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Kids! by Yukakage reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Akastuki were kids?WHat trouble they would get into?Well,here you go!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Most People by Atra Aduro reviews
Most people, Hidan mused, would assume his immortality was linked to Jashin. Most people would likewise assume that there was no way he could be killed. Most people would be wrong. Hidancentric oneshot, explores Hidan's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stargazing by katiekitten reviews
A mask can hide more than just a face. Deitobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Medication by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Somethings help you mourn, somethings help you move on. Sometimes all you need is a little TLC, or Tobi's Loving Care. DeiTobi fluff with a hint of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
My Danna's So Pretty! by aBoOm-Un reviews
Sasori is sick to the death of Deidara’s stupid jokes, his crazy complaining, blowing up stuff up, and simply Deidara in general. Yet, little does Deidara know that karma always comes back and bites you in the ass... [SasoDei, OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Danna by Pandasmoosh reviews
Deidara's dying, and he just wants to be with his Danna. SasoxDei [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by Kaname Natsumi reviews
Kisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Comatose by sensitive touchdown reviews
[AU] If he couldn’t have him for a moment, he would have him for all eternity. [SasoriDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Meets Organization 13 by Yukakage reviews
What happens when you mix The Akatsuki and the organization 13? Craziness thats what! IN this story,Sir Leader and Xemnas are sworn enemies,and the members of both organizations must bear with their leaders' Stuborness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Hidan, Deidara
The Magical Hairbrush! Not by Kiryami reviews
Meh. Dei wants to brush Sasori's hair. Nuff said, ne? Impliedish light shonenai. Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rough by Akatsume reviews
Itachi has a question about the extent of Kisame's sharkyness. Birthday fic for our favorite little massmurderer. [Itakisa] Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Silent Treatment by Shigeru Hiko reviews
Kisame wonders why his partner is so quiet. Itachi does not enlighten him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dendrochronology by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hatred to Love? by Suicidal Romanticide reviews
Deidara is the new boy at school and Sasori hates him. But can hate turn to love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
A Good Day by ZheM reviews
KisaIta Gen It was a nice day for fishing, until Kisame started talking.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Borrowed and Taken by Taza reviews
His time was borrowed. His time was taken. [Kakuzu x Hidan]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Home by ktfoo reviews
Sasori is surprised to hear that his partner has never seen the Sunagakure fireworks, and takes the initiative of showing them to him. One shot sasodei FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Leader! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarrassing ritual they know all too well.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To Laugh by Trademark Trickster reviews
He didn't cry, Akatsuki didn't cry, espeically just because their partners were stupid enough to get themselves killed. No they scoffed, they laughed, they replaced. Drabble. Implied DeiSasoSasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Last Love Song by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Sasori relieves to you his tragic love story in what he believes to be our little planet's last love song...[SasoDei] [inspired by Saikano] oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Deidara's Troubles by magewriter reviews
Deidara is living with the rest of the Akatsuki and all sorts of crazy things happen. Rated T because Itachi reads Icha Icha Paradise but doesn't talk about it and Hidan is a cutter. Based on a Deviantart comic by Suzimi URL in the fanfic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Deidara - Complete
The Idiot's Idol by nitroglycerinexplodes reviews
He is as beautiful as his fleeting art, but he doesn't realizes it. He's a clumsy oaf, but he always seems to point that out. Shouen ai. If you don't like it please read it! plz r & r so i can get sum pai lolz
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
Bubblegum Toothpaste by BaronBamboozle reviews
Tobi likes bubblegum toothpaste. Deidara on the other hand, couldn't help but disagree.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Deidara, Torune - Complete
Rubix Cube by TolkienkookAD reviews
A DeiTobi friendship fic, no warnings, just fun!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Deidara, Torune - Complete
Payback! by iyrulez reviews
Just a very short story about Deidara and Hidan where Deidara gets payback. Only rated T cause of the swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
The TongueCut Sparrow by Kakyoku no Kaze reviews
A parody of a children's story mixed in with Hidan's and Kakuzu's first meeting. Will this end happily ever after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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Laughter reviews
No one ever said I couldn't die in a good mood.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Balance reviews
The only thing Mello had wanted to do that day was nail Near in the head with a rock. But things have ways of changing. Slight MxN
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Guardian reviews
AU. Love is often a trial and error thing, especially when said love isn't accepted in general and said lovers are within the terror that is adolescence. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Irony reviews
Mello had never let anyone even remotely close, though now he wishes that he had. MxM drabble.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Wish reviews
Hidan doesn't expect much from his partner, but the one thing he does want from the other is impossible to get. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Treadmill reviews
When L's weight gain is brought to his attention, he decides to do something about it. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mob reviews
It doesn't matter where you're from, what you occupy yourself with, how high your GPA is, or how hard you try to stay away from it. The mob will always follow you, and it will always have an effect on your love life. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Demyx, Zexion
Tendresse Enfantin reviews
Hidan thought of Valentine's Day as a stupid, dilusional holiday. Why waste time loving each other when there was a God to adore? After all, He was the only one capable of simple tenderness, right? KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Blind reviews
Itachi knows that he's going blind, but he isn't worried about it. He has a plan. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Different Side of Me reviews
To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Knowing and Believing reviews
Tobi knew that Deidara was a guy. He just didn't want to believe it. DeiTobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
What I Want reviews
Both Kakuzu and Hidan want the same thing. They just don't know it. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Psychologist reviews
AU. Deidara seems like the standard new kid to Sasori. But, when the bubbly blond enters his life and brings love, child abuse and his cutting adddiction out into the open, Sasori's life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Manicurist reviews
AU. When Kisame comces to yet another new school, the last thing he wants is to get noticed. But when a kid named Itachi refuses to leave him alone, will Kisame forge something emotional, or just get annoyed to hell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
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