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Joined 08-19-06, id: 1118025, Profile Updated: 11-07-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello everyone! I'm still new to fanfiction, so give me a chance! Here's a bit of info bout me!

Eyes: Green/Silver/Brown

Fav Color: Green

Music: Country (:

Star Sign: Aries

Gender: Female

Birthday: April 5th

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter:

ANY Marauder/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, DarkHarry/Hermione, Tom Riddle/Hermione

Inuyasha:

Kagome/Sesshomaru

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Buffy/Spike, Buffy/Xander

Quotes/Sections:

SLYTHERIN! Look, I know you can hear me! Hurry up and put me in Slytherin or else I’ll sneak in here one night and bring scissors! Hermione threatened. Sharp, pointy scissors! I’ll cut you up into a million pieces and listen to you scream! HA!

The Sorting Hat trembled with fear.

Come on… I know you can do it… Slytherin! SLYTHERIN! Hermione chanted insider her head. Meanwhile, Draco and Dumbledore was wondering what on earth had caused Hermione to suddenly start making cutting motions with her fingers.

“Fear of heights, eh?” Dumbledore ventured. “Was it as bad as the time you went to Paris and got stuck on the Eiffel Tower? The Muggle police had to get you off! You were so scared, you peed your pants!”

“How did you know about that!” Snape demanded.

“I was disguised as a Muggle, leading the crowd in chanting: DIE IDIOT, DIE!” Dumbledore admitted.

Tonks: What were you reading?
Hermione: Dummy's Guide to Prison Escapes. It's a Muggle book.
Tonks: Ah. Should have guessed. Last Christmas, my dad gave me the Dummy's Guide to Walking Across Rooms Without Kissing the Floor.
Hermione: Was it any use?
Tonks: I tripped over it.

The hamsters in his mind started running again. He supposed that was a good thing - ever since his arrest, they had unionized and gone on strike several times.

Harry had wanted Hermione to be Secret Keeper, but she had refused. She'd said it was important to keep the secret until he died, and she might die before him ("What if I get knocked down by a Muggle bus, Harry? Or blown up by televangelist terrorists? Or choke on a Marie biscuit?").

‘Do we have a name for this dude?’ Hermione asked.

‘Oh, yes, its here, ‘MOULDEVORT’’

‘Great, we’re fighting ancient German cheese,’ Hermione added sarcastically

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The Godmother by Akuma-Chibi reviews
Lucius Malfoy had in fact chosen Severus to be his son's godfather, but he had also chosen a godmother. The past revealed...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Kagome H.
Female Transfiguration 101 by Lamp23 reviews
Hermione has found a new book in the library that seems to have some very interesting spells, what happens when she and Ginny test their effects together. Futanari, Hermione/Ginny, Femslash, Lemon. UPDATED - BONUS CHAPTER
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,596 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Hermione G., Ginny W.] Luna L. - Complete
Dark Hermione by tomfelton1234 reviews
Hermione was given away for adoption because her parents thought that the light side was going to take their little girl. Now 17 years later they're back and want Hermione to come with them. Dark everyone! Currently rewriting some of the earlier chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,668 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Portrait by janeyre reviews
Hermione Granger struggles in a world post Voldemort. After taking a job to teach potions at Hogwarts, Hermione finds an interesting portrait in her Quarters, one of none other than Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Its All About Blood by angelrider93 reviews
*FIRST CHAPTER NOW REVISED* When Draco is seriously injured by a rogue Manticore there is only one thing that can save his life, a blood transfusion. This leads to family secrets and truths being revealed that forces the blonde to re evaluate his beliefs. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,095 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Evilish by Neverium reviews
NarutoXInuyasha. "So, will you join the Akatsuki?" The old her would have immediately said no, but the new her gave them a thoughtful look. Killing things. Taking hostages. Torturing people. Yeah, Kagome smiled, she could do that.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Kagome H.
A New Twist on an Old Tale by myheart112810 reviews
Sequel to The Tale of a Twisted Love!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,453 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Tale of a Twisted Love by myheart112810 reviews
During a mission bent on revenge Hermione is tossed into the past with none other then Tom Riddle himself. MATURE! rape/toture/angst/romance/death read and review-they keep me going.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,599 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Welcome To The Dark Side by Mystic-bubbles reviews
Hermione discovers she's adopted, her mothers a pureblood witch and her father is Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,591 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Passion of The Undead by Bishonen'sFoxyMiko reviews
HellsingInuyasha Xover. Better Full summary inside. And Pairing AlucardKagome... and maybe some IntegraSesshoumaru. Tell me what you guys think and Ideas and Suggestions are Welcome. No Flames. Ch1-9 slightly revised.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,406 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Kagome H., Alucard
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slytherin Ice Princess by persianpoison reviews
Hermione Jane Granger. The one who holds lies that can change everyone's view upon her. A pureblood, the Queen of Serpents, and for some reason, the Slytherin Ice Princess... Full summary inside. Please R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3945 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Think Twice by Mokanz reviews
Just a songfic I decided to write for Jacob. I am not a Jacob Hater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Rock Stars Can't Have Girlfriends by Tweak3013 reviews
InuYasha is a rockstar.Kagome is his biggest fan,who just happens to get to meet him at a concert.Despite the feelings between them,Kagome forces herself to leave.She know that rockstars cant have just one girlfriend.They only want to party.Right? IYKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Difference by Vartan-LoVer reviews
This is MY story starting at Season Three. It's a Lit all the way and not for Dean lovers. Its funny but not fluff. And Jess is a Major good guy in the story! Lor is Trying to accept. TRYING! Bit of cursing. Complete
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,625 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Dark Infatuation by Snwy.Leopard reviews
Draco Malfoy gets the surprise of his lifetime as he receives the Dark Mark. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lips of an Angel by allienicole16 reviews
Buffy and Spike were best friends when suddenly things began to change and they pulled away from each other. Now they're about to meet again and it's going to be crazy. The whole story is based off of a bunch of hinder songs. Please review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rev 22:20 by Person Of A Strange Origin reviews
There's something different about Hermione, That Draco can't forget about. A songfic to Pucifer's song Rev 22:20
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Change House Of Flies by Person Of A Strange Origin reviews
Draco and Hermione finally are together, but what is it exactly that Draco wants from Hermione? She wants so bad to please him and be what he wants, so... How far is she willing to go...for love? A HermioneDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dancing Queen by mercurybard reviews
What if Chase hadn't abducted Sarah from the dance? ReidSarahTyler
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
But I Am Your Sister! by mark my words reviews
Hermione and James are twins separated when they were seven years old. What would happen if Hermione is sent back to her rightful time to be with her brother? Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,155 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Past Confrontations by severus-fan reviews
1st Story ever. AU, and rated R for future chapters. Hermione get's accused of being a traitor and switches schools 6th year. What happens when she meets the people she left behind? An SSHG story. Pretend HBP never happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,672 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Game Night by SRV42 reviews
Hermione and Angelina are hosting a game night... and the Weasley twins will be there. Mainly Hermione Fred, some Angelina Oliver. High on Hormones, Low on Plot. Currently a OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Of Veela and Vampires by WhatI'veNeverKnown reviews
It's 7th year at Hogwarts, and Hermione has been made Headgirl. Over the summer, however, she has learned the truth about her heritage she isn't a muggle afterall. What happens when she has to bunk with Draco Malfoy, who finds out her secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth About Hermione Granger by Munchie reviews
One day Hermione finds out that she is a pureblood. Her parents were killed by Voldemort. What happens when she finds out who she's related to? DMHG. AU Since HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coyote Ugly by RonFan reviews
Complete! Hermione runs away when her heart is broken. She flees to Chicago and becomes friends with the wild Coyotes of the infamous Coyote Ugly bar. Then, someone comes back...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,215 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dare by Dream4 reviews
Summary: Before the start of the Seventh year term, Hermione and Ginny trick Draco into playing a muggle game of Dare throughout the school year. Voldemort is gone. UNDER construction, there are addt'l scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 84,780 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Me by Eliza Evenstar reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione enters a talent contest to change her image. But it’s not just the contest that changes it. She finds out that she is not muggle-born, but a pureblood. New people enter her life. HHr, DHr. READ AT OWN RISK... THIS IS BAD WRITTING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,772 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete
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One Step Closer reviews
How Voldemort lost control. Oneshot song fic. One Step Closer by Linkin Park. Sorry- I really suck at summaries. But please please please give this a look at. - I'm open for any comments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Death reviews
As the title says. Character death. Minor FWHG. Hermione's point of view. Oneshot Please Review! WILL TAKE FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Face Down reviews
Hermione loves Draco, and Draco loves Hermione. Until Draco changes for the worse. Sorry really bad summary, good story though. OneshotSongfic Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That's the Way it Is reviews
SongficOne Shot End of the year dance. Draco, and Hermione Dance first, but then it becomes something more. I know..crappy summary but please give it a chance. Still new at it. I will accept flames, and any other comments. Thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison reviews
Songfic, one shot, Poison by ALice Cooper Draco point of view about a certain someone. sorry bad summary but good story R&R I do not own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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