Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
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ANY Marauder/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, DarkHarry/Hermione, Tom Riddle/Hermione
Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
SLYTHERIN! Look, I know you can hear me! Hurry up and put me in Slytherin or else I’ll sneak in here one night and bring scissors! Hermione threatened. Sharp, pointy scissors! I’ll cut you up into a million pieces and listen to you scream! HA!
The Sorting Hat trembled with fear.
Come on… I know you can do it… Slytherin! SLYTHERIN! Hermione chanted insider her head. Meanwhile, Draco and Dumbledore was wondering what on earth had caused Hermione to suddenly start making cutting motions with her fingers.
“Fear of heights, eh?” Dumbledore ventured. “Was it as bad as the time you went to Paris and got stuck on the Eiffel Tower? The Muggle police had to get you off! You were so scared, you peed your pants!”
“How did you know about that!” Snape demanded.
“I was disguised as a Muggle, leading the crowd in chanting: DIE IDIOT, DIE!” Dumbledore admitted.
Tonks: What were you reading?
The hamsters in his mind started running again. He supposed that was a good thing - ever since his arrest, they had unionized and gone on strike several times.
Harry had wanted Hermione to be Secret Keeper, but she had refused. She'd said it was important to keep the secret until he died, and she might die before him ("What if I get knocked down by a Muggle bus, Harry? Or blown up by televangelist terrorists? Or choke on a Marie biscuit?").
‘Do we have a name for this dude?’ Hermione asked.
‘Oh, yes, its here, ‘MOULDEVORT’’
‘Great, we’re fighting ancient German cheese,’ Hermione added sarcastically