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Joined 08-19-06, id: 1118266, Profile Updated: 09-07-08
Author has written 26 stories for Artemis Fowl, Instant Star, Harry Potter, and Dollanganger Saga.

Name: Kayleigh
Age: 14
Favourite Fandom: Harry Potter

Favourite Pairings/Characters:
Favourite Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Albus Severus/Scorpius, Lily/James, Sev/Lily
Least Favourite: Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny

I review almost every single fic I read. The only time I don't review is when I think that the fic is really bad. I'm into the: if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. If the story is good/okay but needs some work, I'll review, but if it's really bad, I probably won't even finish it. Otherwise, if I read it, I'll review it. I love reading reviews, so I'm extending the same courtesy to other people.

I haven't posted anything in a while, I know. I've gone old school with my writing, pen to paper, although I know I should drag out the notebooks and type them up to share.

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8434 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4185 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Hangman by qwertybob reviews
History of Magic leads to boredom, which leads to passing notes, which leads to Hangman, which leads to... [ONESHOTCOLLECTION. READ&REVIEW. XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
As Yet Unwritten by Persepolis130 reviews
What does the future hold for a Sirius sorted into Slytherin and Snape, who's never met Lily, recast as his best friend? Follow their adventures in life, love and eternal Potter hating from 4th year to Voldemort's attack. remus/sirius snape/lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,328 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Time Difference by Tokyo-Rose2006 reviews
While visiting his home town, Roxas realizes just how much he misses Axel. Roku/Roku. Phone sex. Masturbation. Rated M for Mature.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Operation Seduce Sirius by Joou-sama reviews
Remus loves Sirius, but Sirius is too dense to realize he loves Remus back. So what better than to make him jealous? With a little loving help from James of course. Main couple: RLSB Other: JPRL JPLE. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,407 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gentlemen Don't Do That by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[AU, set in 1800s][RLSB] In a world where properness is mandatory, Remus finds himself competing for the heart of Miss Lily Evans, a wealthy lady. Sirius and Remus start a playful banter of who 'wins', James or Remus. READ INSIDE SUMMARY. Forbidden love!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,285 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Toothbrushes by CarmenBlack212 reviews
Sirius and Remus commence a toothbrush war. Very light RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
We're What They Write About by Talk Out Loud reviews
Sirius thinks about happy endings and the inspiration behind them. POA, RLSB, Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What I like about you by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Remus was terrified. What did he like? Why did it matter what he liked? Why did he have to write an essay about it? Puppy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Never Wrong by radical-rebel reviews
Lily is a bit too curious for her own good. She makes up her mind that Sirius and Remus are secretly a couple, and decides that she can't rest until she proves it. Yes, this contains slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it. SiriusRemus & LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
That Bloody Picture by Puffy Marshmallow reviews
Order of the Phoenix. Grimmauld Place. Sirius's room. Sirius and Remus. And that stupid picture. It's no wonder they haven't pounced each other yet with that thing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Home Is Where by twouble reviews
Home's...wherever your toothbrush is. Guess my home's in my back pocket then?One shot. Reflecting Remus preOotP looking back on Hogwarts days kinda thing. MWPP. Hints at RS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One Question And A Whole Lotta Answers by nicky-ji reviews
After the death of her friend and fellow FBI trainee, Gaia calls her old friend Ed to help her cope. [POST FEARLESS FBI 4]
Fearless - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,589 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Coffee by HKBlack reviews
Twentyeight days out of the month Remus Lupin hated coffee. Gen or Slash SiriusRemus, depends on which way you tilt your head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
James Has Seen It All by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] James has seen all of the touches. All of the 'friendly' hugs. And so he thinks that it's time to confront Sirius and Remus about it. How wrong he is about all of it. The touches. The hugs. Even his assumption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
With the moon by jennygiraffadil reviews
Five snapshots of their lives. Five ways they came to love one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remember That Kiss by mandapaaanduh reviews
Do you remember your first kiss? Remus Lupin sure does. How could he forget! He remembered every detail, clear as day. He remembers it having something to do with Truth or Dare. Cliche' he knows, but he doesn't care. Why should he... SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Uncontrollable Mating by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus doesn't mate. He isn't connected to a person for life the wolf doesn't decide his lover for him. And he's indignant when someone asks him about mating. Sirius tries to prove him wrong on Lupercalia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. James Potter finds himself the victim of a rather unusual abduction. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Friends by cassandrathevil reviews
RemusSirius. Remus finds himself in a dilemma and isn't quite sure how to handle it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Almost Didn't by abovethenightsky reviews
Oneshot. Sirius Black comes to terms with his sexual orientation and feelings for a friend. RLSB. 'You said yes. You meant no. And, in the mixture of confusion and urges and conflicting voices in my head, that I understood.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fighting The Fleas by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Padfoot has the fleas, and it's up to Remus to help him get rid of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Reacting to a Hallucination by abovethenightsky reviews
Oneshot. Stuck inside on a gray, gray day, Sirius gets the idea to play a most entertaining and orgasmic game with the Marauders. Cowritten with my dear friend Remy. Implied RLSB, mentioned JPLE. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To fall in love with me by jennygiraffadil reviews
Sirius keeps asking Remus to fall in love with him. Remus keeps saying no. But there's more to it than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Try and Act Like a Normal Person by CrazieDasie reviews
Sirius takes Remus on their first, and last, date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
SOB by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"Hah! Sirius—Padfoot, guess what I just realized!" "What, Moony?" "You're an S.O.B." ". . ." "No—no—wait, Padfoot, come back!" Remus calls Sirius an S.O.B. Sirius takes it a little too personally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not That I'm Counting by Enjie Yekcam reviews
RLSB Slash. One shot. Sirius punishes himself for betraying Remus' trust. Remus denies that anything's wrong with Sirius. Something is DEFINITELY wrong. Promised happy ending. Rated for selfharm and swearing. Maybe for force feeding, too. And a lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Deserves a First Life by sing-oldsongs reviews
So Moony, Sirius says, shifting onto his side and reaching out one careless hand to trail down Remus's side. How has this summer been treating you? SiriusxRemus. Blatant summer fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Zenith Degree by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][JPLE][OneShot][MWPP Era] Remus and Sirius play matchmaker for James and Lily, even though they end up getting something for themselves too! Extreme fun! “Are you stripping, Potter?” Lily asked disbelievingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Cruel And Unusual Torture by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. 'Have you actually looked at this list, Prongs' Sirius asked, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper from beside his elbow and chucking it at the other boys’ head. 'We have to run and shoot and dance, for Merlin’s sake'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Humbuggery by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius hates Christmas. Written for a LiveJournal holiday challenge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The First Night by Maybe the Moon reviews
The first night at Hogwarts is always the hardest. SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
phobia mania by LixXxa reviews
Selenophobia is one having the fear of moons. Remus has it. Pocrescophobia is the fear of being fat, or gaining weight. James has this. Sirius has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Paraskavedekatriaphobia, Papyrophobia, Melissophobia, Gerascophobia...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Still by sing-oldsongs reviews
January through October 1981. The past that they say they are putting behind them. SiriusxRemus. Mentioned JamesxLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 by CaramelBoost reviews
Remus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If Harry Was Intelligent by Atashi Desu reviews
Okay, so this is how some things in the books would go if Harry was actually intelligent. Or creative, I dunno. Those two coincide so much it's hard to tell 'em apart. Either way, read and review. Dunno how many chapters it's gonna be, just wait and see
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
After the War by sing-oldsongs reviews
There is no after. Only now. They have come, slowly, to understand this. [Sirius, Remus, the first war, in hiding.] SxR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Between Friends by The Second Coming reviews
[OneShot] What's a little gawking between friends? Sirius can't quite bring himself to disturb a sleeping Remus. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Flying by Lucy H reviews
Sirius is bored of brooms. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unfocused by Enjie Yekcam reviews
[RLSB]Remus says some horrible things to Sirius. Sirius disappears all day, missing classes. Promised happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Maybe Divination Isn't That Bad by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP Era] In the beginning of their thirdyear, the Gryffindors are assigned to keep a diary. Within all of the privacy, Sirius helps Remus in a way he never thought he could. But he does make a mistake, too... Happy Ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The First Time We Met by Anonymous Potter Lover reviews
Oneshot. Two young, seven year old children, namely Harry and Draco, are dragged to some boring French restaurant in Surrey. It's too bad that there won't be anyone their age to hang out with. Wait...what about each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
St Patty's Day by JewelValentine reviews
Meant as a sort of thank you to reviewers and then it blossomed into something more. Sirius wears a kilt. Remus thinks it's silly. Sirius proves him wrong. Fangirls are disappointed. Fluffy slash SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus Lupin was not a Girl by The Evil Duck reviews
Sirius has a problem, he's lusting after his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What A Beautiful Wedding by Paradoxxia reviews
Sirius is Remus' best friend...right? Only a friend? WARNING: More angsty than I usually write.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Torture by gods sent angel reviews
First person reflection from Remus on himself, the wolf, and Sirius. RxS, angsty, but nothing serious har har
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Me, too by Scision reviews
The other boy’s lower lip was white from being bitten, but he opened his mouth long enough to whisper: “I... hate storms.” Vague Remus/Sirius. 1st year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Your Captain Will Call You by Bottlebrush reviews
My version of Lie Low At Lupin's. Sequel to Broken Journey. SBRL slash. Sirius's pov.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Autumn Leaf by Faramirlover reviews
A dialogue only fic. Sirius has fallen in love and tells Remus all about it. Sweet sort of fluffiness. RLxSB Set in Maurauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dear Remus, Dear Sirius by Aquila Corax reviews
Sirius and Remus begin exchanging letters to help keep away boredom. Planned 6 chapter oneshot slight SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Everything Perfect Is Erased by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Sirius and Remus are together but after Sirius gets into a fight, he knocks his head and gets amnesia, therefore forgetting everything. Can Remus help him remember how they used to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ineffability of Sirius Black by imagines writes reviews
”Sirius, I think my mirror is in love with me.” [Remus x mirror, Remus x Sirius, and seventh year confessions.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
There For You by CrazieDasie reviews
During his first night at Hogwarts, Remus finally makes a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Picture by Gold Eyes reviews
I want to take your picture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Tale of Two Puppies by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
MWPP era. My first HP fic, and the rating is for the future. In a nutshell, the boys are at Hogwarts. Eventual SBRL (if you don't like slash, don't read it) and JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The World's Not Waiting by hippocritical reviews
“Padfoot?” Remus asked suddenly. “When was the last time you really slept?” RLxSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter reviews
What happens when the peaceful and subdued world of Twilight Town is visited by a renowned traveling circus? AxelRoxas and possible sidepairings but...I'll leave you guessing on those for a while YAOI, M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,318 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Eggs and Toast and Sausage by RisingStar reviews
Remus has had it with Tonks' unwanted attentions. He and Sirius set her, um, straight. SLASH RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Forgetfullness by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
[SiriusRemus] Sometimes Sirius forgets things. A lot of times, Sirius forgets things. This can be amusing sometimes, oh yes it can be, but other times, it just doesn't really matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Thought We Did by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash and implying of certain things][RLSB][ONESHOT][MWPP Era] Sirius hates hangovers. But he hates waking up next to someone when he has a hangover. Someone like REMUS. A 'Morning After' story that is completely different than the usual ones!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Is Not the End of It by Trickssi reviews
Sirius is alone at Grimmauld Place again. Remus has been out on mysterious business, and the only thing left to do is sit and wait. And pry into Remus's secret notebook. SBRL, oneshot, complete. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How To Make Bubbles Amusing by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Written with the eversotalented HermioneGranger47393! Sirius and Remus are together and try to find a way to tell James and Peter. Very fluffy and much too hilarious rehearsals ensue. Were they even needed? :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When Peter Supposedly Eats Plastic Fruit by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus is desperate and asks James to slip Sirius a love potion, but Sirius catches him and instead pours it into Peter's drink, not knowing what the potion is or what he's even done... for the lovely JeminaKay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Honeydukesing by Taste of Cinnamon reviews
Revised! Originally titled After Hours. Everyone's two favorite marauders, James and Sirius, make a midnight excursion to Hogsmede. Friendly banter, refined vulgarity, and general...er, groping ensue. An all dialogue oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Hibernation by Mathra reviews
‘The good whiskey…’, Sirius said and crawled towards him. He grabbed Remus shoulder with one hand and his chin with the other. He came even closer and then pulled his tongue across Remus right side of his face. SiriusRemus, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kiss It Better? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One Shot. Sirius has a headache. Remus fixes it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Laughter's Voice by leenza reviews
[ One Shot ] Their laughter didn't fade, no matter how much it hurt Minerva McGonagall to hear it. Memories of the Marauder era, from someone who knew them better than they realized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete
The Life of a Flobberworm by Featherz reviews
It's not much fun, being a Flobberworm. I don't even like lettuce.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Just A Backrub by Escritor reviews
[MWPP][RLxSB][SLASH] Remus has convinced himself that he is not gay. However, Sirius has a differing opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Child's Play by oony reviews
Remus and John Lupin play a game of hide and seek with the moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
The Six Disasters of Love By, Sirius Black by roadside-author reviews
I’m Sirius Black.I’m drop dead gorgeous, rich and great in bed.But this story isn’t about me or how great I am in bed.Well, the latter does have a slight part, but mainly, it’s about how the root to every disaster is love. AU,RS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ending Things On Broken Petals by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][ONESHOT][MWPP era] Remus loves Sirius but Sirius doesn't. Remus thinks it's time to end things, and he ends things on petals that he pulls one after another. Deep and tragic. Unhappy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Defying Gravity, and Other Neat Tricks by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, JamesLily, SiriusRemus] Sirius and the other Marauders help James get ready for his first date with Lily. The word, ‘help’ being used very, very loosely. Unless, of course, you’re using Sirius’ definition of the word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Which a Brilliant Plot Goes Horribly Wrong by radical-rebel reviews
One shot. SBRL. Sirius is plotting, Remus is oblivious, and things get out of hand. The title is referring to a scheme, not a storyline, although the latter might work too. It's slash, obviously, so if you don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Blatant Disregard for the Holidays by makeshiftdraco reviews
Harry is taken captive by Draco who is determined to protest the most vulgar of holidays known as Valentine's Day. Perhaps they can both learn how to truly celebrate love on this special day...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
About Two Dads by Nuitah reviews
Chapter 9, About Beards and Dresses. Blackmail, crossdressing and some more dancing daisies. Raising Harry AU, RemusxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Canine Affinity by Cybele Adam reviews
Feeling abandoned by James, who spends nearly all his time with Lily, Sirius becomes closer to Remus. Longer summary inside. [Slash. All in Remus's point of view.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,611 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
James Potter Almost Never Loses by CrazieDasie reviews
...but is always right. A not so innocent staring contest between the Maruaders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Backstage by picascribit reviews
What do the HP characters get up to when they're not "acting" in canon or fanfic? Come visit Remus Lupin's dressing room, sing karaoke with Voldemort and the giant squid, and debate canon vs fanon with Remus and Sirius. AU crack/meta fic. Written 2004-2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Call Me Lily by Scriblerian reviews
Lily was a handful sober. He could only imagine what she was like when she had eleventeen shots of Firewhiskey in her. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Siriusly by Alania Black reviews
November Challenge Month Day 4, Learning when to take Sirius seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In Your Lap by Ishonn reviews
One night in the Gryffindor Common Room... Pure fluff, featuring Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and a Transfiguration textbook.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Operation Remus Lupin by november shivers reviews
Full title: Operation Remus Lupin and the Consequences of Celia Vane's Other Intelligent Endeavours. Shortish five part Halloween fic. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Whatever Gets You Through the Night by leatherboots reviews
While running away from Filch the Marauders find themselves in a broom closet. Slash: RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Planning, Plotting, and Pranking by the-real-mo reviews
Marauders' seventh year. Feeling stifled by the presence of Lily, Sirius and Remus plan a Day Of Pranks. Problem is, James and Peter, as well as Lily, all have their own ideas! Eventual SBRL slash. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,718 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
An Interview With 3 of 4 Maurauders by xSweaterGirlx reviews
A really terrible 'interview' in which we quiz Sirius and Remus on how it feels to be part of such a big Ship. James is there too. [minor SLASH] As of 24th March 2007, I have finally edited the typo in the title of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Play for Keeps by oddsbobs reviews
Lily Evans lived in a simple, logical world until a boy that she knew before only as ‘Potter’ showed her how complicated life could actually be. pre LEJP, centered on a SBRL SLASH relationship though they don't make an actual appearance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sweet Emotion by Kazuli reviews
i tend to title fics by the song i'm listening to at the moment...RemusSirius fic, marauders era, sixth year. Remus is in lovedenial, Sirius is secretly in love, James is thick as a troll, and Peter is underestimated...again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Caught in the Act by Leanna reviews
Lily is out on patrol when she accidentally discovers a well kept secret. SLASH. Remus & Sirius. TwoPart Ficlet. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Smile by cerasi1 reviews
13 little moments in Remus Lupin's life when he knew love was real. SBRL, nonchronological series of oneshots. Finished, and if you read to the end, you'll have fallen in love. And if you don't read slash, don't read it and don't flame me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Potion Induced by Playfully Pondering Puppies reviews
An adorable Remus, egotistical Sirius and a phial of love potion... making for a cliche, loveable fluffy pairing. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Voices In The Darkness by Milda reviews
Puppies are shy. Title doesn´t tell anything. Sirius is in love and in need of advice. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Word Association by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus feels mischievous and the boys play Word Association in the library because we all know Sirius can't say no to a challenge ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Series of Important Talks by Gilded Muse reviews
The converstaions of Peter, James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius about love, poofs, and why teenage boys should never be left to work things out by themselves. Slash. SiriusRemus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
One True Pairing by TheGiantSquid reviews
After Hermione leaves him, Ron learns that life goes on and that love is all you need. [Ron.Squid] No, really. READ IT. It's a parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
It Would Have Been Like by Dwight4Studly reviews
Harry is desperate to know what it would have been like to live with Sirius if he had not fallen behind the veil. He just finds out more than what he knew. Slash, RemusSirius Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,389 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Dessie reviews
Five friends reflect on love, life, and the state of their socks, as two of their number grow to realise that sometimes friendship just isn't enough.... MWPP era. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,241 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Speaking French by juxtaposed reviews
French!Remus. ConfusedbutDetermined!Sirius. Fluff. Written for kicks, really. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Cupboard by Death's Daughter reviews
RemusSirius. Sirius gets terribly bored. Remus is made to suffer. They end up trapped in a cupboard for a good six hours. Cue abuse of bubblewrap, wrestling and lots of 'closet' jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Perfect by Hopeakaarme reviews
AU. One-shot. They always seemed so perfect together, like they were meant to be. Like they were. But then James had to go and mess it up.. Not that I can be mad at him. He's changed. We all have. And, well, nothing is perfect. SLASH MPREG RLSBJP RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Practice Material by DarkTwin7 reviews
Hogwarts’ new Head Boy ponders the troubles of growing up and the pains of unrequited love – and comes to the conclusion that while there’s no escape from the first even for a Marauder, from the second, there is. SLASH (Sirius,Remus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Kisses by Miss Puppylove reviews
In which seventeen-year-olds Sirius and Remus discuss clouds, literature, chocolate, and love. Not necessarily in that order. (Slash, slightly fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Gaining a Son by mysid reviews
How does James's father feel when his son's best friend, his homosexual best friend, moves in with them? MWPP at 15
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Engagement Party by mysid reviews
It's difficult enough being secretly attracted to the man across the room, but even harder when you're accused of flirting with two women who are off limits. RLSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Makeovers For Sale by Vixenette reviews
Sirius sells makeovers to people who need them (and to some who don't). Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black by Miss Puppylove reviews
*Complete* In which Sirius hears of a plot, loses his temper, acquires a motorcycle, and runs away from home. Featuring the lovely Black family, a snarky portrait, Unforgivable Curses, an understanding James, and lots of Remus. (Dark, slashy.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,371 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Christmastime by Miss Puppylove reviews
Sirius, Remus, Christmas at Hogwarts, and a convenient couch in the common room. What more could anyone possibly want? (Slash, fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Akira Ichijouji reviews
One week can change everything -- in the lives of the infamous team of Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, this particular week spurns disaster, hilarity, detentions galore, and love! *SLASH* -- RL/SB, mostly. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Go Back to Being Friends by mysid reviews
Sirius and Remus's relationship isn't exactly platonic anymore, but they aren't in love. Are they? Slash RLSB with implied sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Tongue Is An Excellent Aid In CPR by Doctor Strangelove reviews
James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mud by JKLB reviews
Twelve year old James Potter invites Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew to be his houseguests. A character study of the four boys who will grow up to be the men who fascinate us so much. MWPP at twelve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2002 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/3/2001
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What It Means reviews
They always tell themselves it doesn’t mean anything. Truthfully, though, they suspect that maybe, just maybe, it does. Maybe it means something. Maybe it means everything. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Angsty. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily in the Sky with Diamonds reviews
“Do you think I can be like Lucy?” Lily asks. “From the song. I think it would be lovely. ::: Lily's favorite song lives in her life: during her childhood, her adulthood, and before and after her death. DH SPOILERS. COMPLETE. Some JPLE and hints of SSLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Illusions of Invincibility reviews
During warm summer days beneath their tree and in the field behind the Lupins', Sirius realizes feelings that he's been trying to hide, and feelings someone else just may have for him. RLSB. SLASH. MWPP. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In a State of Denial reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
7 August 1997 reviews
At the beginnning of 1997, Remus gets a present from Sirius. It brings back many memories of the past, and one specific day. 7 August 1980. Angsty story, happy ending. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. Complete. DH SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Marry Me reviews
“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pain reviews
A weight sinks onto his bed. It feels real. He knows who it is. Sirius? he croaks, unbelievingly, drowsily. Sirius closes his eyes. Biting down on his lip, he nods uncertainly. Remus can't be hallucinating again. Angsty. ONESHOT. RLSB. Onesided RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
He Wants to Remember More Than He Wants to Forget reviews
He doesn’t like looking at the photographs. He can remember details unlike other people. His mind is better than photographs. So he packs them all away. ::: Remus reflects on Peter, James, Lily, and Sirius. Angsty. RLSB. JPLE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Eyes reviews
“I’ll take away James Potter’s golden girl,” a voice hisses in my ear, a breath hot on my neck. “You won’t be his flower anymore, will you? You won’t be his perfect girl.” ONESHOT. Lily's POV. Dark themes. JPLE. LEDeath Eater. Noncon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
John Lennon is Dead reviews
“Sirius? What is it?” Remus asked hurriedly. Swallowing hard, Sirius only raised a shaky finger to point at the television screen. In large, bold letters, across the bottom, it read: “John Lennon Assassinated”. ONESHOT. Implied RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Letter to the Dead reviews
You’re dead, and I’m writing you a letter. Does that make any sense? I hope not, because it doesn’t make any sense to me, and when you understand things I don’t, you start to gloat. Angsty oneshot. A letter written by Remus to Sirius. Past tense slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unspoken Thing reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Extreme Unhappiness, Death Glares, and Jealousy reviews
Lily is Extremely Unhappy, James is dating a girl that isn't Lily, no, she is NOT jealous, and is it really that obvious that she is madly in love with James and would like to hurt his date? A fluffy JPLE oneshot. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Comfort reviews
It surprised me that I had come up here to comfort a broken Cathy, and she had ended up comforting me. I suppose it was another sign that she was growing up. The attic had matured us all. FITA oneshot. Chris's POV. Hints of ChrisCathy.
Dollanganger Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
To The Fullest reviews
That’s what it’s all about. Screwing up, making mistakes, and acting like berks. You only have one lifetime. You have to live it to the fullest. Oneshot. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Inhibitions reviews
Sirius Black was not one for inhibitions. When he realized that he fancied Remus Lupin, he didn't hesitate to act on his feelings. Light, fluffy oneshot. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Right Handed reviews
Lily tells James that the reason why they can never date is because he is righthanded and she is lefthanded. James proves her wrong. Sequel to Left Handed. Oneshot. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Mighty Have Fallen reviews
Sirius moves in with Lily and James much to Lily's displeasure. When her husband and his best friend start displaying overlypooflike behavior, Lily enlists Remus's help to kick Sirius out of her house. Oneshot. JPLE and other implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Left Handed reviews
Who you have a crush on is rather like whether you are right or left handed, Lily pondered. PreJPLE. Cute oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Promise reviews
After the death of Lily's parents, James comforts Lily. Oneshot. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Anchored reviews
He wouldn’t realize how hard he had tried to keep Sirius anchored to the word that he was drifting away from. Oneshot. Could be slash, could not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Matchmaking reviews
Lily and James play matchmaker for Remus and Sirius. Dialogue fic, MWPP, RLSB & JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Same Old Lang Syne reviews
“To love that will never disappear, as much as it tries.” Oneshot songfic. Jommy.
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Chasing Cars reviews
Artemis and Holly have to say goodbye. A song fic to Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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