Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.
...Hmm. It seems I can finish absolutely nothing. So, you're probably here because of my annoying tendancy to put up, and take down, the same story multiple times in as little as twenty minutes. Yeah, I know, I suck, and I also can't finish anything.
...That's some sort of mental disorder, isn't it?...Damn...
And ohnoez, everyone I know has a pretty profile and I have a disclaimer, because my lawyer is narcissistic and I want to strangle him so hard his head pops out of his ass. So, please, random owners of various fandoms, don't sue me. Because who would defend me in a court of law after I'd choked my lawyer to death?!
But I digress. :D I'm really just going to have a profile here. Well, no, not a profile, really, more like a list of things I like? Because I'm quite boring, but if I list the things I like, you might get distracted reading them and you won't notice how incredibly moronic everything I say is. D So yeah. Here goes the profile(List!):
Things...That, uh, please me?:
Uh, well, this one time I was alone for three days and I made this, uh, giant brownie/cake. It was made up of three boxes of brownie mix, and one and a half boxes of cake mix. Sadly, this combination did not fit in any pan known to man, so I came up with the genius idea of just shoving it into the oven in the three bowls in which it was contained. The bowl overflowed, into the oven, breaking it, and then the microwave caught fire. No, I do not know why the microwave caught fire either. So don't ask me. But, yeah, I liked that exploding browniecake. So gtfo. D:
Things which do not please me:
You. And that horrendous odor you've brought with you. Lysol, plz.
Okayokay, uh, books that I read:
The World According to Garp, 1984, Moby Dick, Catcher in the Rye, Howl's Moving Castle, The Hobbit (I can't bring myself to read the trilogy. I feel like I'm eye-raping myself everytime I try), Memoirs of a Geisha, Catch 22, The Blue Lagoon (Paddy was a pimp) And the Harry Potter books (everyone reads it. come on. if you haven't, wtf kind of cave are you living in?)
S Club 7. No. Seriously, I do. Best band evar. Moar PLZ! Some people are hopelessly devoted to, say, MCR or some other such crap (...No offense), well, S Club 7 (Pre-Paul split) is my OTB. I Love them like no other. Srsly. :D Oh, also, I listen to The Bible on audio tape, as read by James Earl Jones. JAMES EARL JONES X THE TEN COMMANDMENTS = OTP4EVR
The Movie/TV Section:
(Seeing as I own almost 500 dvds, I'll shorten the list. That list is online for your viewing pleasure, btw. XD)
Star Wars Trilogy, V for Vendetta, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Goonies, Princess Bride, TLK, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Waiting, Reign Over Me, The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Lady in the Water, K-Pax, Spirited Away, Shaun of the Dead, Trainspotting, Urban Cowboy, Grease, Willow, Zoolander, A.I., Superman Returns, Superman Nip Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, Venture Brothers, Real Autopsy (...What?), Big Love, Smallville, Dawson's Creek (Which is god, btw. I have proof), Angry Beavers,Campus Ladies
Manga, Which I barely read, but everyone and their uncle has this, so why not?:
Naruto (Which I read religiously, but only the parts with Sasuke in it because I'm so shamefully devoted to him it makes me cry to read about Naruto & Company without his hn's and scoffs there to tide me over), Inuyasha (Which I really don't read, but I like the ears), Loveless, Princess Princess (There is no fanfiction. I've looked. I think there's one, but it's self insertion porn...), Not So Bad (Which I don't even think is a manga, but it has pictures and words, and they're in japanese originally I think, and it's not a book so here it is), Gravitation, Earthian (...I like the cover :/), Boys Be
Uh, Right, there you have it. My likes. And. Ect. I don't even know why you're at my profile, though. D: I write hardly anything, and when I do it's bad, and I'm too shy to review. Except, this once, I posted a fic about Naruto's thoughts on Kisame's penis, which I took down because, what the hell was I thinking writing about a fish penis?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything with a fanbase. Nor do I own God. I just figured I should mention that I'm in no way claiming ownership of that particular deity (can't say the same about Jesus, I totally own his ass I kid, I kid...) seeing as I say his name alot.
You know, 'God, did you see his ASS?!'
:D Just to clarify, I don't Naruto, or even god.