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Joined 08-20-06, id: 1118393
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

...Hmm. It seems I can finish absolutely nothing. So, you're probably here because of my annoying tendancy to put up, and take down, the same story multiple times in as little as twenty minutes. Yeah, I know, I suck, and I also can't finish anything.

...That's some sort of mental disorder, isn't it?...Damn...

And ohnoez, everyone I know has a pretty profile and I have a disclaimer, because my lawyer is narcissistic and I want to strangle him so hard his head pops out of his ass. So, please, random owners of various fandoms, don't sue me. Because who would defend me in a court of law after I'd choked my lawyer to death?!

But I digress. :D I'm really just going to have a profile here. Well, no, not a profile, really, more like a list of things I like? Because I'm quite boring, but if I list the things I like, you might get distracted reading them and you won't notice how incredibly moronic everything I say is. D So yeah. Here goes the profile(List!):

Things...That, uh, please me?:
Uh, well, this one time I was alone for three days and I made this, uh, giant brownie/cake. It was made up of three boxes of brownie mix, and one and a half boxes of cake mix. Sadly, this combination did not fit in any pan known to man, so I came up with the genius idea of just shoving it into the oven in the three bowls in which it was contained. The bowl overflowed, into the oven, breaking it, and then the microwave caught fire. No, I do not know why the microwave caught fire either. So don't ask me. But, yeah, I liked that exploding browniecake. So gtfo. D:

Things which do not please me:
You. And that horrendous odor you've brought with you. Lysol, plz.

Okayokay, uh, books that I read:
The World According to Garp, 1984, Moby Dick, Catcher in the Rye, Howl's Moving Castle, The Hobbit (I can't bring myself to read the trilogy. I feel like I'm eye-raping myself everytime I try), Memoirs of a Geisha, Catch 22, The Blue Lagoon (Paddy was a pimp) And the Harry Potter books (everyone reads it. come on. if you haven't, wtf kind of cave are you living in?)

Music:
S Club 7. No. Seriously, I do. Best band evar. Moar PLZ! Some people are hopelessly devoted to, say, MCR or some other such crap (...No offense), well, S Club 7 (Pre-Paul split) is my OTB. I Love them like no other. Srsly. :D Oh, also, I listen to The Bible on audio tape, as read by James Earl Jones. JAMES EARL JONES X THE TEN COMMANDMENTS = OTP4EVR

The Movie/TV Section:
(Seeing as I own almost 500 dvds, I'll shorten the list. That list is online for your viewing pleasure, btw. XD)
Star Wars Trilogy, V for Vendetta, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Goonies, Princess Bride, TLK, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Waiting, Reign Over Me, The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Lady in the Water, K-Pax, Spirited Away, Shaun of the Dead, Trainspotting, Urban Cowboy, Grease, Willow, Zoolander, A.I., Superman Returns, Superman Nip Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, Venture Brothers, Real Autopsy (...What?), Big Love, Smallville, Dawson's Creek (Which is god, btw. I have proof), Angry Beavers,Campus Ladies

Manga, Which I barely read, but everyone and their uncle has this, so why not?:
Naruto (Which I read religiously, but only the parts with Sasuke in it because I'm so shamefully devoted to him it makes me cry to read about Naruto & Company without his hn's and scoffs there to tide me over), Inuyasha (Which I really don't read, but I like the ears), Loveless, Princess Princess (There is no fanfiction. I've looked. I think there's one, but it's self insertion porn...), Not So Bad (Which I don't even think is a manga, but it has pictures and words, and they're in japanese originally I think, and it's not a book so here it is), Gravitation, Earthian (...I like the cover :/), Boys Be

Uh, Right, there you have it. My likes. And. Ect. I don't even know why you're at my profile, though. D: I write hardly anything, and when I do it's bad, and I'm too shy to review. Except, this once, I posted a fic about Naruto's thoughts on Kisame's penis, which I took down because, what the hell was I thinking writing about a fish penis?

Disclaimer: I don't own anything with a fanbase. Nor do I own God. I just figured I should mention that I'm in no way claiming ownership of that particular deity (can't say the same about Jesus, I totally own his ass I kid, I kid...) seeing as I say his name alot.

You know, 'God, did you see his ASS?!'

:D Just to clarify, I don't Naruto, or even god.

...Just Jesus.

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When You Say Nothing At All by azzie adams reviews
Future!Edward/Harry. Rosalie finds a human baby in the ruins of an old house in England. She takes him and raises him as her own, but strange things happen as the baby grows. Lily and James live. Will they ever meet again? And will Harry want to leave?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Of the Greatest Importance by Lux-0 reviews
Post "Singled Out". Gibbs doesn't seem to remember Tony as well as he should and what he forgot just might kill him. Chapter 12 up! FINALLY!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,248 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
It's a Nanny's Job by Tandakku reviews
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Undeniable by forthright reviews
Why does the implacable taiyoukai permit a small, human child to shadow his steps? What begins as obligation becomes something... undeniable. A story told in bits and pieces. NEWEST: 'Grasping' His over abundance makes up for her lack.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Harmony by ravendream reviews
Collection of Team7 SasuSakuNaru oneshots and drabbles Part twentysix: Panna Cotta: And of course, the most important rule of team seven's home - Naruto is not allowed in the kitchen. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Bartered Uke by elloshort reviews
Captain Uchiha couldn't believe he agreed to play the game. He couldn't believe he's risking his life and dignity for a slave he didn't even know. He couldn't believe that he was...falling in love? SasuNaru Semi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Three's Company by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Hiding secrets is nothing new to Merlin, but when he messes up, he is going to have to face Arthur. Is magic really his biggest secret though? ArthurMerlin SLASH, more warnings inside.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Down a Dark Road by Raythe reviews
Speed/Racer X Rex : While Speed comes to terms with his feelings for Racer X, the corruption of the racing world continues with the introduction of new villains all to eager to take Royalton's place. Speed and Racer X battle against them.
Speed Racer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Losing Hope by MissMinnie08 reviews
It's been four long years since the Chuunin exams, and a lot of things have changed, such as the love that Hinata and Neji discover for one another. But can their love last through time, hate, and death? NejixHinata, don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,228 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Farewell, mi amour by yumexlicious reviews
What happens when you are abandoned, forsaken and forgotten? Naruto understands those feelings very well until he was picked up, branded and belongs to the nototrius Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,834 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rainy Days by Rei-Kuhori reviews
Thunderstorms bring back too many memories. So Max calls Jude. Jude/Max, mention of Jude/Lucy
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008
Unbelievably Desperate by Sassy-Vixen reviews
Sequel to: Desperate. It seems like Sasuke and Sakura will never get any privacy now that their kids have been born. Six years and still looking for a baby sitter? These kids know trouble...and guess what they've discovered? Chapter 7 is up! OMG!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,291 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lavender by chocolateee reviews
I’ll be back. In ten years, on your twentieth birthday, I’ll come back. And I’ll find you. I promise. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,853 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feni's Ficlets by Fenikkusuken reviews
A repository of OneShots created by rogue plot bunnies running amok on my hard drive. Intended to be humorous; if you are a devout IY canoneer, better look elsewhere for reading material! Rated for suggestive situations and language...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,511 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006
Bring Me to Life by paramourconspiracy reviews
You're ruining my life. Totally and completely destroying it, sending me under. You don't even realize what you do to me. And yet, I just can't get enough of you. SasNar Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,708 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Battles of Peacetime by Imaginative Singer reviews
So ... now what? Do they live happily ever after? Is there such a thing? If there is, would they want it?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,698 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006
With one last growl by bevino reviews
In which Naruto make Sasuke need him... in a bad way. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Home That My Heart Is Longing For by Red-Wing-Angel reviews
Naruto is a homeless orphan and decides that life isn't as good as he thought. Sasuke accidentally ran into him no, pun intended. SasuNaru in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
WEEKS BEFORE HE LEFT by Propertyoftheuchiha reviews
Why did he leave, really? :SasuxSaku. graphic lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,495 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
100 Ways by Castalia reviews
Yuki always says 'I love you'.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Eiri Y.
Split by The Great Cloud Ninja reviews
Naruto, a freshman at Konoha University, gets in a car accident one night, and slips into a coma. When he wakes up, he isn't himself: he thinks he's a 19 year old girl named Naruko, and that Sasuke is 'her' boyfriend. SasuNaru and others, AU college story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All According to Plan by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Numb by Second Storey Stairwell reviews
So what if she cried most. So what if she screamed most. I cared most. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clash by Inhuman reviews
Anthromorphs coexist with oblivious humans, hiding away the truth from prying eyes. Now, a war is being waged, threatening to endanger their survival. A certain fox is determined to stop the war, while a wolf is bent on stopping him. AU SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
More than Human by Perivayne reviews
Animagus challenge fic from Harry is beset with a transformation gone awry and his friends are lost on exactly how to help him. Warning: there will be romance and humor involved...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,722 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Girl by WintersEmpire reviews
Harry and Hermione are left alone in Griamauld Place. When one of Hermione's potions goes wrong, she is left thinking she's 4yearsold. What is Harry going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Cure by Musical Medli reviews
There was treatment, she knew this much. It would prolong her life, but it would not cure her. What happens, though, when a cure is found, when the choice of living or dying is given to her? Will she take life even if she knows the stakes?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
After the Fall by Odyssion reviews
It didn't take all the king's horses and all the king's men. All it took was one little brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consequences by Seto's Darkness reviews
The only way to control the Kyuubi's power and to stop it from degrading Naruto's body is for Naruto to channel the power… via mating. And his mate happened to be… Sasuke! [SasuNaru YAOI not mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 322 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
▪ T h e ▪ M o r n i n g ▪ A f t e r ▪ by m o o g l e d a i m e reviews
Ninjas gone wild! [jk!] Sakura takes advantage¿ of a drunk¿ Sasuke and feels bad about it. She decides she crossed the line and backs off while he doesn't seem to remember. . . or does he? ஐ« Bad Sakura! Very bad Sai! Poor Sasuke— yeah right! ×»[sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
31 seconds by Alena S. Anigor reviews
Thirty-one seconds had been enough for him to break her...Dark /SasuSaku/ oneshot. Reviews are welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Steady Monotony by Tandakku reviews
Even before the fire Sasuke’s life was just a steady monotony. But on Christmas eve he is graced with the presence of the one person who just might be able to break the spell. Is it too good to be true?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things Unchanged by Moth Gypsy reviews
Every year, Sasuke only wishes for one thing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out Of It by Ms Trick reviews
After trying to kill his brother, Sasuke is declared a sociopath and ends up as roommate to Naruto in a mental institution. NaruSasu. SEQUEL: 'Landing'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,445 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Make Me a Child Again Just for Tonight by mayfaire reviews
Sasuke is still the little brother Itachi adores. Slight ItaSasu. Oneshot. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Her Snow by Delicate Petals reviews
Mikoto wants her message to be delivered...SasuSaku implied
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Mikoto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skinny Girls by Aifos reviews
Ino said boys liked skinny girls Drabble, NOT InoSasu but a hint of SasuNaru at the end if you want to see it that way...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Litte Thing Called Love and Deceit by Spiffs reviews
The golden three are back with even more gusto in their fourth year. Putting the whole World Cup scenario behind them, they decide that this year may just be normal. Of course, is anything normal with them? And who is this girl Nyx...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Forbidden Love by Shannon C. Redfield reviews
Obidala! Prequel to author Ticklesivory's Heart of Darkness. Tis a tale surrounding a Knight and Handmaiden, where their story first started. Takes place around TPM with many twists. Yay Obidala!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
The Red Light District by antagonistic reviews
[SasuNaru, Hyuugacest] It's the place in downtown Tokyo where infidelity and dishonesty take hold of unfaithful men and women. Naruto and Hinata have both accepted their lots in life... until they reencounter pasts they thought they'd forgotten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Empty Sorrows by dollofamonster reviews
His Will broke and it took over. He ended up in the hospital with her worried. At first Garaa wouldn't let her go, but she still left. Will she make it or is it time to say goodbye? Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Temari, Sasuke U. - Complete
Sucked into the Story by Spiffs reviews
So what if I have an overactive imagination? xD This is a gift for Pokes, because we share the same birthday, September 11. ILUPOKES. Happy birthday. 83 3
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Inuyasha - Complete
Angel by Ticklesivory reviews
Obidala, what else? ObiWan is living in exile on Tatooine, trying to cope with the events from his past, and not doing so well until he sees someone he does not expect.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Right Where I Belong by Shurokami reviews
The Final Battle is over and the Shikon no Tama is restored, but at a price. Both beloved Mikos have died and now Inuyasha must decide: who will live and who shall be reborn...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
U n d e r t h e c h e r r y b l o s s o m by LadyRen reviews
Rin dies, taking Sesshoumaru´s heart with her. SessRin … OneShot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Know Your Place by desolate butterfly reviews
[KyuubiSasuke, KyuubiItachi, NaruSasu fic] Naruto uses the Kyuubi’s chakra in order to save Sasuke from Itachi, but now that Kyuubi is out, he wants some compensation. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
Taken by Temari of the Desert reviews
Sasuke’s gone. But not before taking something important with him. What did he take? SasuTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Kyuuu by FreakofImagination reviews
Naruto is drunk off his ass. Sasuke just happens to be stone cold sober. Wonder what will happen...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Body Language by Fenikkusuken reviews
Kagome still needs some convincing that Inuyasha doesn't see her as a replacement for Kikyo...Rated M for citrus content
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
InuYasha's Coming of Age by Lady-Sttar reviews
InuYasha is in an unusually foul mood, even for him. The others are worried. Female demons seem drawn to his scent. Can the gang fight them off and find out the truth about Inuyasha’s foul mood? Will Kagome be able to tame Inuyasha’s heat or will he b
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,342 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Fire Dance by eowynangel reviews
Obidala. AU. PreAotC. The Jedi Master ObiWan Kenobi and the Senator of the Galactic Republic Padmé Naberrie are sent to the planet Damona. They are to attend a ritual ceremony during their stay and things take an unexpected turn...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Transformations by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
Kagome gets bitten by a demon and it changes her into something Inuyasha really likes. But something's wrong, like this is how she was meant to be. Why is that? Who's this blue pack that's following her? What's her mother hiding? -Ending 1 Completed-
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 65 - Words: 165,961 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
A Time of Reckoning by Ticklesivory reviews
My ONLY non-Obidala fic. Between the age of 15to25, ObiWan Kenobi must endure what all males from his planet do, but not while training to be a Jedi padawan. originally Obidala, but the muse took it somewhere else!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Wayward Desire by Ticklesivory reviews
Obidala...of course! Padme must marry before her 16th birthday in order to keep the throne, but her choice for a future spouse and what she does in order to lure him to Naboo may surprise you. AU set in TPM.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Out To Get Snape by Muffytaj reviews
Someone's out to get Snape, he just can't figure out who! Very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
Your Clouds by death.by.shuriken reviews
Why do you Lay around? What's so great about the sky? A glimpse into Shikamaru's psyche. ShikamaruXSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
Leftovers by WolfieNLazuli reviews
As a regular customer at the restaurant Sasuke works in, Naruto's always forgetting his leftovers. Chance and a whole bunch of Other Things conspire to bring them together, no matter how they dig their heels in and try to resist. SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Fiction We Live by Insanity 101 reviews
Inspired by The Broken Seal. Sakura disobeys Kakashi. It's the only reason she was able to say goodbye. Oneshot, slight SasukeXSakura. Dedicated to my buddy Sadista.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason by Silent Angel 1291 reviews
Naruto had to have had a reason to create the Sexy No Jutsu, right? One shot. SasuNaru, NaruSasu, you know the deal. Oh, this is an AU because Naru is seven and the demon talks to him. Deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Memories by Shannon C. Redfield reviews
Obidala! AotC. Padmé takes the time to watch a slumbering ObiWan and creates a memory within her minds eye.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tortured Soul by Shannon C. Redfield reviews
Obidala. AU RotS. Warning: involves attempted rape. Padmé gets a rude visit from Anakin after he finds out that his master was chosen over him to be her husband. If the theme bothers you, please do not read. COMPLETED
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Growing Closer by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Bruce–Barbara–Dick Summary: It's all Poison Ivy's fault. Not that Barbara thinks the situation is all that bad... But really, the Plant Princess needs to find a better weapon than sex pollen.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Near by Numisma reviews
AU, Dead Famous oneshot: The unfortunate events of what really happened that fateful night Inuyasha got shot at a gay bar. Gift!fic for Rozefire. Rozefire inspired, Rozefire approved, Rozefire endorsed.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete
Without Words by KristinMilly reviews
AU and OOC...Michael teaches Mia about Music...and a little bit more
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,403 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Pet Him Backwards by FlamesEmbrace reviews
You only hurt the ones you love especially if you only love the one you hate. Tales of sparring matches and other things in the rain. SasuNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Temple of the Dog by Urd-chan reviews
Kagome inadvertently unseals the deity Inuyasha, who has been pinned to a pillar in his temple for fifty years, and becomes the temple's new priestess. Can she soften the heart of Inuyasha, who is still hurting from the betrayal of the first priestess of
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,602 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Monkey Business by Divine-Fayth reviews
Pure silliness. Becoming an Animagus seemed a lot simpler on paper... Written for the Harry-A-Thon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Funny Valentine by Torenza reviews
Have all the men in Kagome’s life finally become too much for Inuyasha? One-shot, Inu-Kag, Valentine’s Special (NOT A LEMON).
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Complete
Out from Inside by Sugahlei reviews
There comes a day when people make a choice...and it affects their lives. Naruto has decided, leaving everything behind him...but things change, and not every choice is the best choice. (SasuNaru shonen ai)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004
The Day the Ice Cube was Melted by fireblazie reviews
Chaos ensues when Sasuke decides to give Sakura a kiss. A SasuSaku fluff lover's dream come true.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/19/2004
Spare Bedroom by Shibarania reviews
Yaoi; NaruSasu; Blanket Scenario; Uber fluff. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/31/2003
28 Days by Torenza reviews
Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,065 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/4/2003
Perfectly Simple by yue kato reviews
Set from vol 1-3 up to Sasuke's near-death. Sasuke's POV. Yaoi. (re-post)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002
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Dead Ends reviews
Sasuke is a cop turned hooker, thanks to his unorthodox superior. When he meets a homeless Naruto on the job, the selfish bachelor will have to choose between what's right, and what will win him a promotion. [SasuNaruSasu, Adult Themes]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Forever Yours reviews
Even in death, they were forever hers, forever her boys. And she was still their girl, too. Warning : Implied Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Seduction! Bastard Style reviews
Sasuke knows it's time to find a wife. But it's Sasuke, and no one can meet his standards, what's a poor teme to do? Oneshot, slight crack, SasukeNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete