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"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

-Anton Ego (Ratatouille)

“To be perfectly original one should think much and read little, and this is impossible, for one must have read before one has learnt to think.”

-Lord Byron


Let me just say that I consider fanfiction to be a fun hobby. That's it. I enjoy and appreciate the magnificent literary works that some authors have been able to write under the label of fanfiction, but my aspirations are not nearly so high. I'm just a college student that enjoys reading and writing fanfics when I want to have a bit of fun. Fanfiction isn't something I stress about or take seriously, it's a way to blow off some steam - my literary playground, if you will. A way for me to be creative without the pressure of trying to make things perfect.

I like to think I'm a decent writer, but anything I post on this site will be rough. That is an undeniable, irrefutable fact. I do not outline my stories. I do not mull over ideas for months on end. I do not excessively edit nor do I ask anyone to proofread. My successes and failures both are entirely my own.


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Red by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Harry Potter just wants his sister to survive the school year, but there are so many grumpy groos and big ol' meanies standing in his way. AU. Twins. GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,197 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., OC
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,296,525 - Reviews: 17781 - Favs: 17,578 - Follows: 19,284 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 255,277 - Reviews: 4197 - Favs: 12,373 - Follows: 13,572 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
My Hero School Adventure is All Wrong, As Expected by storybookknight reviews
Hikigaya Hachiman is the last person on earth who should ever apply to U.A. High School. Yet somehow, he gets in anyway. In a world of irrepressible optimism and idealism, these are the adventures of a young man who believes that idealism is a lie.
Crossover - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 347,061 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 11/6/2021 - Published: 11/5/2018
Worthy of Magic by Raul Fictitious reviews
A tale of a twisted Harry's view on Magic and his journey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 188,525 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 7/21/2021 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Harry P.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9108 - Favs: 10,865 - Follows: 11,463 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events by vlad the inhaler reviews
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/10/2021 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6400 - Favs: 14,376 - Follows: 16,983 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Metallurgy by BeeeTeee reviews
In which Izuku gets a quirk naturally and Katsumi Bakugo is too introspective for her own good. Fem!Katsuki Quirk!Izuku
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,152 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 6,400 - Follows: 7,278 - Updated: 4/1/2021 - Published: 3/3/2019 - [Izuku M., Katsuki B.]
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,970 - Reviews: 4398 - Favs: 14,729 - Follows: 16,666 - Updated: 3/19/2021 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 428,055 - Reviews: 5352 - Favs: 13,408 - Follows: 13,698 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. And now, the remastered version is coming to my website!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,746 - Reviews: 12218 - Favs: 16,726 - Follows: 11,705 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Zero Requiem by HaltWrite reviews
Lelouch dreamed about the past glories of his Valyrian family, when they'd held great keeps and their fleets ruled the Narrow Sea. But some nights, he dreamed of a life that wasn't his. He dreamed of an empire, war, and tyranny. Most of all, Lelouch Velaryon dreamed of revolution. (Lelouch from Code Geass inserted into ASOIAF, set in the War of the Ninepenny Kings era).
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,515 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 7/13/2019 - Lelouch L., C.C., Tywin L., Aerys I
Something Wicked This Way Comes by VereorFaux reviews
Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. Turning to the magic of this world to achieve his goals, Lelouch begins a crusade when the people he left behind are threatened. Even if it meant dying over and over again to achieve his goals.
Crossover - Re:Zero & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,604 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Lelouch L., Emilia, Felt, Reinhard A.
Surroundings by IWasJustAnotherGuy reviews
After entering his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry catches a glimpse of a girl that will steal all of his attention. Wanting to have a secret of his own, he decides to keep this information to himself. At least, until everyone notices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,807 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Colours of the World by Mai Kusakabe reviews
When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,896 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 3/24/2020 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Roy M.
Zero Chakra Plan by The Emerald Blight reviews
War is hell. It brings with it nothing but destruction, death and despair. I will end war. I will end the needless cycle of those who would shed blood for petty reasons by taking that which they would wage war with. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. or rather, I have. Thanos inspired Naruto. OPNaruto! Older Naruto! No Kyubi Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 2/4/2020 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Naruto U., Rin, Kushina U.
My Hunter Academia by DrWriter21 reviews
For Killua Zoldyck, he couldn't care less about money, fame, or helping people. Becoming a hero was a means to an end. Along the way, he will get involved with Heroes and Villains while trying to conceal his immense power from either side. After all, how would they react to a child prodigy assassin with the ability to wield his own life force?
Crossover - Hunter X Hunter & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 9/11/2019 - Published: 11/18/2018
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,720 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 5,127 - Follows: 5,757 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
Paradise Lost by Abel Sephaos-Retired Account reviews
Waking up alone in a world that didn't know his name or past, Akira Kurusu didn't want to keep going after his steep fall from grace. Forgotten, defeated and without either comrades or confidants, the former Joker must come to grips with his failures while establishing himself once more. Getting drawn into the supernatural again, though? Count him out, he has a business to run.
Crossover - Persona Series & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,953 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Akira K./Ren A. - Complete
Fate: Zero Requiem by kyugan reviews
In the wake of Zero Requiem, Lelouch vi Britannia was quite ready to face whatever judgement awaited him for his sins. He certainly wasn't expecting to be drafted by the embodiment of Humanity's Collective Will to take part in a free-for-all battle between Mages and Heroes of Legend, but then again, he was ALWAYS up for a challenge. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,155 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Assassin, Zero
Darwin by Neolyph reviews
"Everyone who ever changed the world was one sort of monster or another." These words set the course for Lelouch vi Britannia. Circumstances place him in a different position during his Japanese exile—and these circumstances give him the opportunity to form ambitions not just for Japan, but for the world. AU. Harem. Core cast, heavy story divergence.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 209,478 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., Milly A., Sayoko S.]
A Fake Familiar by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
Rias Gremory was enjoying a normal day living her double life as a high school beauty and a Devil, when three marks appear on her hand. After discovering that these marks are designed for the purpose of contracting a powerful familiar, she eagerly goes through with the ritual she learns. What she summons though, is a kind of familiar that not even a Devil could ever have imagined.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,406 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 4,109 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Archer, Rias G.
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 224,316 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Butterbeer, Bollocks and a Ball by jaythekoala reviews
"She Transfigured Seamus' testicles into a pair of tweezers!" Through a series of unfortunate events and unwise decisions, Harry Potter ends up going to the Yule Ball with Daphne Greengrass. Perhaps things won't turn out so bad after all: when you've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up, right? …Right? Not your usual Daphne fic. Warnings for language and underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 395 - Published: 10/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5881 - Favs: 16,568 - Follows: 18,062 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Like Candelight by Henta1Rampag3 reviews
10 years before the Battle of Beacon, Roman Torchwick lost everything. Betrayed by his boss and left to rot in prison, his alliance with a frail, mute girl is his only chance at reclaiming all he had lost and taking vengeance on the man that stabbed him in the back. Torchwick and Neopolitan, from the beginning to the end. M for graphic violence and dark themes. Art by Jhincx-Faust
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,154 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Roman T., OC, Cinder F., Neo
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 15,904 - Follows: 9,002 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Topple Your Kings by S. Silea reviews
The board was wiped clean with his death, and he found it replaced anew upon his awakening. When pieces begin to make themselves known, what else can he do but play?
Crossover - Code Geass & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,549 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Lelouch L.
The Last Lion of House Reyne by joen1801 reviews
When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,710 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 5,729 - Follows: 6,622 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 7/18/2015
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6076 - Favs: 19,964 - Follows: 22,878 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 7,136 - Follows: 4,185 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Lion Still Has Claws by Light-in-Oblivion reviews
A single person can change everything. Watch as Hadrian Lannister, reincarnated from Harry Potter, shows the world of Westeros what he is made off. For even with a different Coat, a Lion Still Has Claws. *Abandoned as of 20-02-2019*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Harry P.
Demon Hunter by Nex-thanarak reviews
Demon hunters. Those who devote their lives to finding and slaying minions of the Burning Legion. Fueled by hatred, they'll use the demons' own magic against them. But how long can they last steeped in such corruption before they become what they despise?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,356 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Pyrrhic Victory by Infernezor reviews
Kakashi never wanted to be a teacher. Sarutobi insisted. And so, exploiting the very lax definitions of the Genin testing parameters, fought back in the most brutal way he could think of. And so, team Seven was born in blood, tears, and pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,355 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 6,622 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Oblivion by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
He's not the Boy-Who-Lived. He's not the Chosen One. He's not even a hero. Quite the opposite in fact. He's a being of such terrible greatness that at one point, those who were hated as devils and worshiped as deities, saw fit to seal him away. Now he's back and he wants his throne. Let Order reign...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,537 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Death Before Dishonour by SuperNova26 reviews
Self preservation was a powerful motivator that sometimes made good people do bad things. At least, that's the excuse that bad people who think of themselves as good, give to justify their actions. Harry Potter wasn't sure he'd ever been 'good', but he knew he was good at being bad. He just always thought, that the ends justified the means.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36420 - Favs: 28,755 - Follows: 20,960 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4796 - Favs: 13,296 - Follows: 13,256 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Midnight Gold, The Rise Of The Forgotten Lord by InheritanceConfessor2011 reviews
The chronicles of the rise of Lord Harry James Potter and his battle to rebuild the Potter family to its former glory, while working to prove himself worthy of the Potter name and its ancient legacy. Neville is true B-W-L, Rated M for mature themes, No slash. . 25/10/2020 - ON HOLD - please note want to rewrite this story at some point, but no time on my hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 446,559 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P.
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 1,764 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5128 - Favs: 19,141 - Follows: 17,177 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Fictional by Dark-Syaoran reviews
The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,251 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Saber
Parallels by Miss Poki reviews
It was depravity, they knew, perversion of the vilest kind, but living in a dark cupboard with your twin sister for eleven years tends to slightly warp your notions of right and wrong. AU, incest. H/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 264 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 13,893 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Uh oh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Katie B., Astoria G., Daphne G.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6620 - Favs: 18,897 - Follows: 6,913 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 8,752 - Follows: 1,183 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
I am NOT My Brother's Keeper reviews
Harry Evans wasn't special. He was just another orphan trying to survive. Everything changed when a mysterious woman told him that magic was real - confirming that which he had always hoped for but never dared to believe. He's not the Boy-Who-Lived. He's not a hero. He's just a pleasure-seeking teen with money, drive, and the spirit for adventure. Hogwarts is going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 155,666 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Harry P., Ron W.