Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.
If you are a dreamer, come in
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar
A hoper, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer
If you're a pretender come sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tails to spin
Name: Sora (nickname)
Status: Yaoi fangirl
A little about me:
If I review, be damn happy. I'm selective about my reviews. Even if it's a "I loved it!" it's special, because I frequently favorite and rarely review. I'm here to "fave without commenting" as DA says.
If I review and offer to beta, be REALLY damn happy. It means I like your story enough to straighten out the kinks. (Also- to get sneak previews of other stuff. ;P)
I dislike the use (or misuse) of the word yaoi. It's frequently used where shonen-ai should be. Yaoi stands for Yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi, No climax, No point, No meaning. It's for smut, basically. Shonen-ai is for non-smut works. Kay? I'll call you out on it. I'm not doing to be mean.
I like funny quotes.
I like hits and favorites. Also, reviews. You should see my happiness at the fact "Aw man! I can't believe I lost!" has almost 3000 hits.
So that's me! Anything else you wanna knows, PM me.
Sasusaku WHICH IS ENDGAME
Too lazy to type out anything but my current writing obsession, but I'm bored with MOST cannon. I like some. MaiZuko, for instance. AND SASUKE SAKURA, WHICH IS FUCKING CANNON BITCHES
I can effin compromise on everything else. I refuse on those two.
Pic that inspired C'mon shorty: http:///art/C-mon-Shortie-189221601
I feel I should explain something. My fics are in little universes. Now. Let me explain which stories are where.
Aw, man! I can believe I lost, The Bet, and C'mon Shorty are all in one universe. Kay?
A dream is a wish your heart makes and (at least) two upcoming stories I have are all set in the same universe.
Princes and Princesses is of course, in it's own universe.
If you like, Is it Abuse if We Both do It? can be in it's own universe. Or in the same one with The Bet and those. Kay?
I'm sorry to the people I said I would edit a mission to. I won't, it's been deleted, scrapped, and I salted the very place where it once lay.
I changed my name back to my trademark! Yay me.
Funniest thing ever vvvv
"WHY AM I WRITING ABOUT MALE MASTURBATION? YOU'RE THE MALE!" (me to my friend about a collab we're doing/may have done at this point)
"'I'm used to writing in past tense.'
'So why are we writing in present tense?'" (Same collab)
"Oh god, it's justified to the left!" Me, glancing at a fic then stopping. (IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS COMIC SANS)
"Starting to suspect you're bipolar kid." Donald to Sora in the KH manga.
"Hands off the uke." Axel in Konatalzumi1's story Rikulicious
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW QUOTES! A section entirely for him.
"Why should I sail with you?!
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
"'You and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it, to do the right thing'
"'You're supposed to be dead!'
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
"'How the blazes did you get off that island?'
"'[looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?"
"'No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,'
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? "
"Stop blowing holes in my ship! "
"'We're going to steal a ship? That ship? '
"No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch."
"'Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley"'
"'Why is the rum gone?'"
"'But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time?'
"Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
"...and then they made me their chief."
"Elizabeth: [sighs] "... Drink up me hearties, yo ho".
"Gillete: This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! "
"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it. "
"You are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow."
"Angelica: [Jack turns to leave] Wait! I'm with child... it's yours.
"Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
"Salaman: You are either for us of against us!
"Gibbs: So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?
"I support the Missionary's position. "
"The Black Pearl in a bottle. Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?"
"Angelica: [being marooned] You can't just leave me bound and tied!
"Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
"Will Turner: You want me to find this?
"Jack Sparrow: [with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
"Jack Sparrow: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him] Not so bad...
"Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew. "
"Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
"Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
"[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
"Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
"Jack Sparrow: Done?
"Will Turner: Where did you get your information?
"[unable to remember Sora's name] Zola!"
"I don't know who these Organizers are, but I will say they're makin' we pirates look like proper gents."
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