Wits and the Ditz
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Joined 08-20-06, id: 1118583, Profile Updated: 04-07-08
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Names:That's for us to know and you to find out.

Age:We're Teenagers(DUH!)

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Sailer Moon, Digimon, Rouroni Kenshin, Yuyu Hakasho, Cardcaptors, Death Note, and the ever classic DBZ

We really hate writing profiles so this probably sucks.

Favorite Naruto Character: Deidara!! He's smexy! (We love Tobi too!)

Favorite Naruto pairings: SakuxSasu (they will end up together), NaruxHina, NejixTen, ShikaxIno, AsumaxKurenai (before he died), SeigetsuxKarin (deep down we know they like each other), MinaxKush (we CANNOT forget about Naruto's parents), KakaxRin

If you haven't noticed we're Naruto obsessed!! We love the manga and the anime (Who knew Kushina's hair was sooo long!? Damn!)

Favorite Bands: Flyleaf, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Korn, Paramore, Boys Like Girls, Army of Me, 30 Seconds to Mars (Jared Leto=Total Hottness :D), Silverstein, The Killers, MCR, Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, Keane, Lifehouse, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, AFI, Fallout Boy, Hathorne heights, Hellogoodbye, Nickleback, Breaking Benjamin, Pearl Jam, Tokio Hotel, 3 Days Grace, Skillet, Story of the Year, and many others we can't think of right now.

here is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Wits: Well, we kinda HAD to change our name because too many people kept thinking we were one person and thought we were bipolar (or crazy...yeah, definitely crazy).

Ditz: We're not crazy, just misunderstood. So now hopefully no one will be confused.

Wits: Damn, I can't think of anything to say right now.

Ditz: Yeah, me neither. Who can?

A Broken Life is going to end soon and in its place we are going to start a new story (and hopefully a one-shot as well).

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DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
10 Facts I can Never Ever Change Never by saim reviews
If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Solitude by Cinpii reviews
[Ryoma x Sakuno. Non yaoi.] The warmth of his naked skin seeped into her palm. “Don’t,” she whispered…
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,545 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 6/2/2003 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno
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Faking It reviews
No one saw it coming. Not even Ino. The idea just popped into her head. She saw him there, all by himself, looking as lazy as ever. She hated him, yet she grabbed his arm and pulled him closer towards her. It was ok, she was only faking it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,889 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
To Hell with Cute Guys reviews
After leaving the orphanage, Sakura Haruno is now working as a maid for the Uchihas. There she meets Sasuke, who is fed up with everything in his life. He torments her. She annoys him. Yet, they're drawn together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Teaching Me reviews
Sasuke was the new teacher. Sakura was the student. It should have ended at that. But sometimes you can't control how you feel, even though it might be wrong. Will everything have to stop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Broken Life reviews
I wish I could tell everyone about my hellhole, but I can't. Some secrets hurt too much to share. Mine are too painful. main couple:SasuxSaku Slight:ItaxSaku Rated M for Abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,411 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kisses that Taste like Sun reviews
Vampyre fic- They were a blur; just one big mass of punches and kicks. I know I should've left, but I couldn't will myself to. It was fascinating to watch. And frightening. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Major Load off my Mind reviews
I'm pregnant," she said. "With a baby?" he asked. "Yes with a baby! What do you think I'm pregnant with, a monkey!" A funny, cute story about Naruto and Hinata. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Countryside to the Citystreet reviews
While on a business trip, Neji meet's Tenten, the spunky counter girl from Tyzuka Inn. 2 years later, they meet again under different circumstances. Can love bloom between these two?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,221 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The Love Letter reviews
Lee writes a love letter for Sakura , but somehow it gets to Tenten. Then all HELL breaks loose w misunderstandings, confusion, confrontations, and of course drama. Various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life reviews
Oneshot What happens when Sakura reminisces about her past but it catches up to her? [songfic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete