The Quicksilver Alchemist
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Joined 08-20-06, id: 1118694, Profile Updated: 03-11-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey All!

Here is my info:

Name-Jacob

Age-I was born in the mid-90s. Figure it out yourself, jackass. If you can figure it out, you get... NOTHING! Heheheheheheheheh.

Location-East Jesus Nowhere. But seriously though, in your dreams, pedo. If you figure this one out, you deserve a kick where the sun don't shine.

Hobbies-Reading manga, watching anime, watching some other TV shows (NCIS, NCIS:LA, Burn Notice, White Collar, etc.), kicking ass and ignoring names on video games, doing parkour/free-running, doing Jackass stuff.

Likes-My few friends, umm... not much else...

Dislikes-People who judge others at first glance, sex offenders in any form, and (though this may contradict the first one) dumbasses who think they are better than the rest of us and don't know their place.

Dreams for the future-My dreams for the future are few and far between at the moment, though suffice it to say I dream of a peaceful world in the end and will fight against anyone who ridicules or puts me down because of my nigh impossible dream.


Guys... Recently, Jeremy (My muse and evil alter ego) has informed me that Life He Never Had is dead. I personally believe he murdered it because he didn't like it. He's planted what he must believe to be a more realistic idea than a total rewrite in my head: a "Time Travel/Return to the Past" story. It will be known as "Harry Potter and the Master of Time". That is all I will say on the topic, as I have only recently begun writing it. I will also inform you that I have two Harry Potter crossovers in the works. A HP/Assassin's Creed cross, tentatively titled "Wizard's Creed", and a HP/Iron Man (mostly movie-verse) cross, not-so-tentatively titled "Magic and Iron". Further updates as Jeremy informs me of the storylines.


Fanfiction Peeves:

1.) OCs. One original character is fine, even if it's based on you, and is a massive Mary Sue or Gary Stu, but that is IF, and only IF the story and the characters themselves are well written. Two is ok, same as the first. With the third OC, you start to toe the line and get the beginnings of a pissed off reader and fellow author. Four balances on the line, leaning toward too many. Five simply crosses the line, and is where I start to get irate at an irresponsible and self-righteous author. I mean, it's FANfiction, that bit I understand, but the creator didn't die and make you God of his/her world, and so many OCs shows immense disrespect to that person, showing that you don't think their characters are good enough to write a story about, so you throw yours in and make them the focus, regardless if others appreciate it or not. Back on topic, though. Six OCs, and you as an author have sprinted at the line full-tilt, tripped over it, and tumbled ass over teakettle a mile and a half into Too Many Territory. More than six, and go kill yourself if you are a self respecting author. (Minor characters, incidentals, characters already in the series, but who have not been given names or fleshed out, and antagonists created for a story set after canon ends excluded)

2.) Spelling and Grammar. How damn hard can it possibly be to use Spell Check and a Grammar Check of some sort to make a story not look like it was written by a half-retarded chimpanzee? (Addendum: It really infuriates me if the summary is well written and the story looks like a retarded howler monkey with cerebral diarrhea wrote it)

3.) Flamers. Not a fanfiction peeve per se, but it really irritates me when somebody puts down a story when they themselves have never written anything, or if the story is extremely well written, but someone doesn't like it, so they call it a "worthless piece of crap" or that it "looks like a two year old wrote it" or something similar.

4.) AUs. When somebody goes to a section, 97% (an approximation and likely hyperbole of some sort) of readers don't want to see stories about their favorite characters in high school (unless of course that is the main setting), or in some ridiculous alternate world with no place names changed or even altered. I'm sorry, but those kinds of stories belong on the sister site FictionPress, with new characters and places. Again, like my OC rant, this shows that you feel complete disregard for the author and his/her work to the point that his/her story that has already been PUBLISHED is not good enough for you to use as a basis for yours. This is a trend that is running rampant in the Bleach fandom and is bleeding into the Naruto and Harry Potter fandoms little by little. PLEASE STOP BUTCHERING THESE FANDOMS! IN THE NAME OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, PLEASE STOP!

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The Last CDC Agent by UglyTurnip reviews
The apocalypse had claimed so much for Austin Woodard, a CDC Agent in Washington. When he becomes a mental servant of Richtofen and meets the Green Run crew, he is dragged into an adventure through time in order to stop the zombies and the ones that control them. Through the struggle, Agent Woodard tries to understand this new world run by magical demons. Now Complete! Finally!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Abigail B., Marlton J] OC, Albert A./Weasel - Complete
The New Devil by DarkNaruto101 reviews
After getting sealed with the Gogyō Fūin by Orchimaru in the Forest of Death, he throws Naruto from the trees to die. He awakens within his mind to find his ancestors waiting with a deal. Watchout world, theres a new devil in town. Srong HalfDevil Naruto
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,437 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Legend of the Heartless Angel by Hakureisaiga reviews
Cloud and Sephiroth clash and suddenly ends up in Narutoverse to be sealed inside of Naruto. 4 years later, Naruto meets them along with Kyuubi and is trained by all of them. Soon the Angel of Death will appear in Naruto Uzumaki. Challenge by Challenger
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,674 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cloud S., Naruto U.
Harry Stark: Iron Mage Origins by Theta 'Krypto' Nigma reviews
Reboot of my most popular series. When a young Harry Potter meets Tony Stark the destiny of his world will change forever. Now Harry Stark will take on his destiny, but how will the changes to his life affect this path? First chapter now up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012
Hell Sharingan V2 by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life. After his rebirth he finally learns what a true shinobi is. Naruto Naruxharem. This is the rewrite, trust me this will be much better than the first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,375 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Absolute Zero: The Azure Sky by James D. Fawkes reviews
Jiraiya had always thought Nagato was Rikudo Sennin's reincarnation. But what if he wasn't? Nagato inherited the Sage's power and eyes. What does it mean for Naruto to have inherited the Sage's soul? "Soten ni zase...Hyorinmaru."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 85,414 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside. Officially I created the original Himawari Uzumaki so I'm adding her to the roster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U.
Sharingan Harry Book Four: Unexpected Turns by shinji the good sharer reviews
Fourth year has arrived and Harry things are beginning to heat up. Will Harry be able to keep his relationship with Fleur while being able to keep up with his growing fame as a ninja? -On Hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,864 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
One Year In The Feudal by Gbaby808 reviews
The well has sealed for one year, now kagome must live with inuyasha. While miroku, sango, and shippo go on a year long search for Kohaku. ByGbaby808
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
iMeet a Jinchuuriki and an Avenger by Uchiha Ryuga reviews
What happens when Naruto and Sasuke spend an entire school year in Seattle with the iCarly gang? Naruto and Sam get into mischief, sparks fly for Freddie, Sasuke remains apathetic, Carly has new help with iCarly, and Spencer catches stuff on fire.
Crossover - Naruto & iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,350 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
The Journey Home by kenshinakh reviews
I'm picking this fanfiction up again and will try to finish it this year.
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,086 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/23/2007
The Collisions of the PokeDigi Worlds by Iapis reviews
Tamers, Trainers, Warriors, and a guardian joins forces under the plea of the Coucil of Life and the threat of their worlds being taken over andor destroyed by the Chaos Warriors and their evil creation, Ragnorokmon... R&R, please.
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,575 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005
The Second Summer Of Love by Refboarder reviews
Takes place DURING the Second Summer of Love when Eureka & Renton were alone for a year in the Genuine Promised Land & afterward. CAUTION:Contains situations which AREN'T meant for children. Inspired by the Eureka Seven Vol.12 DVD cover. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Eureka Seven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,368 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Eureka, Renton - Complete
Naruto of the Mirage by Nightblade888 reviews
When Naruto finds the body of Uchiha Shisui and is attacked by Itachi, how will his life change? Finding his family and discovering his bloodline, what other changes await? [I don't own Naruto or BLEACH or any of the characters.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,389 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2006
Indefinitely by JadeRent reviews
Rukia is stationed in Karakura after the war with Aizen, living a double life as Shinigami and human with Ichigo's help. IchiXRuki, swearing, some spoilers from Hueco Mundo arc. Rating changed because Ichigo and Rukia can't keep their hands to themselves.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,644 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
promise you'll always stay by my side by a-apple reviews
its been a year now and the jewl shard is almost complete,soon there will be no reason for kagome to return to the fuedal area,inuyasha still wants her to stay but doesnt know how to confess his feelings,what will he do to make kagome stay rating may go u
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,637 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Naruto & Hinata: The Angel & The Demon by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
Takes place shortly after Naruto&Hinata:True Strentgh Revealed.Naruto and Hinata are finally together,but many harsh obstacles await them involving The Kyuubi,The Hyuuga clan, Orochimaru and a dangerous secret about Akatsuki.Naruhina.More pairings coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,185 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Depths of the Heart by mizu-no-hime reviews
When Ash travels back to Kanto for the summer, he reunites with an old friend. Please, R&R! Rated M for violence, language, and sexual content in later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,198 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Harry and the Ninja by MangaFreak15 reviews
Team Seven at Hogwarts! Kakashi disappeared back to Konoha, leaving them stranded. Naruto and co attend classes, share kisses, fly on brooms, and other things that will change Hogwarts...forever. THIS IS CRAP, DO NOT READ.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Naruto U.
Up From The Shadows by Tobmaster reviews
Naruto went to bring back Sasuke during training with Jiraiya and manages to succeed but it costs him, his life? Find out whan happened when an unknown person searches for his lost memories and maybe even love. Action in later chapters. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,421 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wanderer by Tobmaster reviews
Something goes wrong in Konoha during his 3 yr training and Naruto must travel through wastelands to get home to set things right. naruxhina Chapter 12 citrus warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,110 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lan, Life and BattleChips by Rayokarna-Blaise aXcess reviews
Life has made a new twist for Lan Hikari. Can he keep his life the same or will it all change.Final Season: Final Challanges. Updated!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,800 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Lan Hikari, Mayl
Naruto&Hinata True Strength Revealed by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
[AU] Naruto and Hinata have returned from a year of special Taijutsu training ready for the next chunin exam. Battles will be fought.Tears will be shed. Hinata fans, this one you'll like. Definite Naruhina will progress. Also signs of other pairings.R&R P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hyuuga Naruto by halo2freak007 reviews
What if Naruto developes a bloodline similar to the Byaakugan? The Hyuuga have no choice but to take him it! I will continue to update as quickly as i can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,809 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Adopted Love by PinkFalcon reviews
[AU] When Misty can't take any more of her sisters' verbal abuse, and she has nowhere else to go, a concerned Officer Jenny hooks her up with an old friend until she can find an adoptive family. Will Misty fit in with the Ketchums? PokéShippy. Yup yup.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,585 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 8/21/2002
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Harry Potter and the Master of Time reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort. However, he has lost everything. Using a forgotten ritual to meet with the Master of Time, he hopes to return and set things right. But after learning of the machinations of Dumbledore and Molly, Ron and Ginny, he wonders if anything was ever real. Independent!Harry Manip!Dumbledore LovePotion!Molly/Ron/Ginny Likeable!Twins/Arthur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 296 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Life He Never Had reviews
Jo's books never happened. What if Harry had met Hermione, not Ron, that day on the Hogwarts Express? First fanfic. Fame it or shame it, I could care less. All I care about is that people are R&R. On indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.