TwoClovedHooves
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Joined 08-20-06, id: 1118740, Profile Updated: 12-12-07
Author has written 1 story for StarTrek: Other.

Hi! TwoClovedHooves here. The strangeness of me, if you've read any of the stuff I'm (planning to be) posting, is far, far, stranger than your average person's fanfiction.

Latest: I actually have some news for you! Look in the stories stuff.

My stories, convienently categorized with little notes for you, are:

Fierce In Peace- Eli Jannis, modern NYC orphan, finds herself on a Federation starship. From the Star Trek universe. This is an Original Cast and Crew experience, because, obviously, a kickbutt orphan would never quite work on the starships we've seen before. And that dear old Temporal Prime Directive? It'll only be addressed when I find it convenient. :)

Second Story- I have a story that has yet to be published, that is--yet again--an Original Character Story, Star Trek again, that I've got several chapters of written. Problem? There hasn't been a whole lot of editing, and some stuff in the first chapter is nagging at me to expand it. But it'll be posted, and posted regularly.

Canon Characters Star Trek Short Story????- I have a Deep Space Nine short story that is almost, almost completely written. However it, like the above, needs some editing, because a lot of it has been nagging at me, because it doesn't all link together, like a short story should. So sad. But it should be up, whenever I get the inspiration..

...Yes, that's all. Sad, I know, but I'm bad at posting things. REALLY bad. I openly admit that I have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), and that coupled with school could make updates...erratic, if nonexistent. I have been known to sign up to a website, be vehemently dedicated to it for a while, and then without notice, drop it like it's hot and never ever return. You have been warned.

On a personal note, I love reading, Star Trek, Chronicles of Narnia, and other odd yet awesome things, such as the Phantom of the Opera. I do not like the OC or any other show remotely representing preppy, and PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF THE POWERS THAT BE don't get me started on soap operas. Heroes is awesome, Battlestar Galactica makes me cry. I also draw things, a lot. Look at my stories to get other indications of what I like.

NOTICE: Sorry, but it seems that chapter 13 is going to be even later than it already was, due to a lovley thing called punishment. Long story short: I was about 50 miles away from where I was supposed to be, in a pretty inconvenient situation, all because of forgetfulness. So, to make full the importance of "write things down!" to my brain, I am not allowed personal time with the computer until Christmas break. So, I am sorry but you'll have to wait until then because this time I actually intend to follow along. See you later.

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IDICNew World Order Part IV in the IDIC Series by Firewolfe reviews
Sequel To IDIC Future King Part III in the IDIC Series. What changes will Amanda and her family bring to the Alpha quadrant. Was the meeting between Amanda and Sarek simply chance or design?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 62,362 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Amanda G., Sarek
Ice and Fire by KarraCaz reviews
Sarek and Amanda meet. Is it for the first time?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,340 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6273 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Maturity by Psychodahlia reviews
...is over rated. The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy. The Enterprise returns to semi-normal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov
Jack To The Future : A Random Chronicle by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Suppose Jack found that Fountain of Youth, and it worked. What historical events might he have witnessed, or even participated in? Here's some possibilities. Posted in the order I think of them, rather than when they happened. Chapters are rated K - T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,609 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Free Enterprise by Le'letha reviews
A Ferengi DaiMon steals and auctions off the famous Enterprise to a rising star of the Romulan Empire. The crew appoints themselves Damage Control, but there are some interested third parties out thereā€¦
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,879 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
The User's Guide To Spock by ribbonreverse reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of a SPOCK! To make sure that he is a happy little Vulcan, please read and follow this instruction manual very carefully... A user's manual for Spock that may provoke laughter. Read with caution. [OneShot]
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Spock - Complete
The Play's the Thing by lembas7 reviews
The edge of the final frontier meets a galaxy far, far away. And on that line rests the future of two universes. Prequel SW, Original Series crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,174 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - J. Kirk
Testament by Le'letha reviews
It's 2062 and The Franchise is defunct, but one aged second generation fan has a plan to change that, if she can put up with her grandson's complaints.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Vulcans Tell No Lies by JayBee-Bug reviews
Bones n' Spock discuss that well known rumor that vulcans tell no lies. Just a little ficlet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Legacy by Synthesis Landale reviews
KirkSpock slash. Now that Kirk is dead, can Spock use the memory of their love to improve conditions for gay Starfleet officers?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2004 - J. Kirk, Spock
Fierce In Peace reviews
Eli Jannis is a kickbutt city orphan girl with a good roundhouse kick and, paradoxically, an appreciation for Trek. How does she react when strange circumstances place her aboard a REAL Federation starship?
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007