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Joined 08-20-06, id: 1118888, Profile Updated: 12-07-09
Author has written 10 stories for RENT, Gladiator, and Twilight.

About Me:

My name is Leah Rachel. I live in the lamest city with the lamest people, so there isn't much of inspiration. Besides, I prefer to use my imagination. I don't write too well, (I know that so you don't have to tell me; it just makes me feel suckier) because I'm only sixteen. I haven't been taking any proper writing classes yet for school, but in my junior year I will begin doing so. Writing is a career path I have often thought about taking up.

I'm a junior and not to fond of school. The only thing that makes it tolerable is my friends and boyfriend. But I'm young, and not too amazing at the whole writing thing, as I said earlier. Go easy on me.

I like a lot of music too. Tons of different types. My taste varies from anything; Disturbed to Toby Keith to Aventura to Ja Rule. There is so much music out there that I am just in love with. I have no idea how someone can just like one type of music. It's just beyond me.

Some of the artists I listen to are: Three Days Grace, Crossfade, Christina Aguilera, Disturbed, Aventura, Enrique Iglesias, Breaking Benjamin, Scars Of Life, Escape The Fate, ICP, My Chemical Romance, Sugarcult, RENT, Taylor Swift, Smile Empty Soul, Usher, Akon, Twista, Theory of a Deadman, Green Day, Mario Vasquez, Hinder, Saliva, Linkin Park, Buckcherry, Sweeney Todd, Finger 11, Flyleaf, Atreyu, Evanescence, Sences Fail, The Used, Tim Mcgraw, Chris Cagle, Chris Brown, Don Omar, Ne-Yo, Crossfade, Sean Kingston, The Killers, Blake Shelton, Shinedown, 10 years, Toby Keith, Frankie J & Baby Bash, Papa Roach, Puddle of Mudd, R. Kelly, Seether, Fall Out Boy, Creed, City High, Beyonce, 12 Stones, Tony Rich Project, Chad Brock, Switchfoot, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Eve, Ludacris, Ja Rule, LL Cool J, J-lo, All American Rejects, Adam and Andrew, Alicia Keys, Boys Like Girls, and like a million more.

About My, and other's, Fan Fiction:

My first fics are the worst (I was younger then), and, I feel, that my newer ones are so much better. I don't always try to write well, often just scribbling down (or in this case typing) words. When I put my mind to it, and try especially hard, I can accomplish what I want: something worth while. The fic, that I think, shows my best writing skills is "Revival" and I recommend reading that one over any other one. It's long, kind of annoying and angsty, but I actually did okay on it.

Rent fics are my favorite to read and write. They interest me in so many ways; but mainly the obvious: Rent is the most amazing play/musical/movie of all time. If you disagree, that's okay, but I do hope you enjoy my fics, and other Rent fics, as much as I do.

Everyone does this so I'll join in. My Favorite pairings (in order):
-Mark & Roger: So different, so perfect.
-Angel & Collins: Do I even have to say why? AMAZING.
-JoAnne & Maureen: Who doesn't love a hot pair of lesbians? Ha.
-Benny & Maureen: For the sole purpose that they are really married and such a cute couple.
-Roger & The Squeegee Man: The longest lasting inside joke EVER. (Kristen's bedroom floor and eighth grade Advisory. Ha goooood times).
-Mimi & Collins: Okay. I know Collins is gay, but I can't see him alone and if Angel were to pass, who better to replace him than a female almost exactly like him?
-Mark & Maureen: For some reason I always think of Mark as gay (I know he's not in the play, but I always think of him more as Anthony Rapp, than himself. Stupid, I know, but I can't help it). But if I didn't think that, I think the original couple of them two is pretty adorable.
-Mimi & Death: I kind of really hate her sometimes.

Twilight fics have also caught my interest from time to time. Obviously, the whole Twilight series is a great set of books. Not my favorite (Without You: Memoirs of Love, Loss, and the Musical Rent is my obvious favorite as I have a weird fascination/obsession with Anthony Rapp), but Stephanie Meyer writing skills simply amaze me every time I pick up one of her books.

My Favorite Parings (in order):
-Bella & Jacob: I have nothing against Edward, it's just, if it was me, Jacob just sounds really attractive and the kind of man/wolf thing, that I would want to be with.
-Bella & Edward: Well, DUH. Adorable.
-Renesmee & Jacob: Can't deny the imprinting.
-Bella & Death: I find Bella to be a slutty whore whom takes advantage of good things. SKANK.
-Alice & Jasper: Jasper is just awesome, and Alice is pretty cool as well. Them together: grrrrreat. Like tony the tiger.
-All other obvious book couples.

I have written a pair of Gladiator fics, as that is one of my favorite movies of all time (I also have a unnecessary obsession with Joaquin Phoenix), but I rarely read them, but maybe someday I'll take the time to look at some.

Pairings:
-Commodus & Lucilla: Okay. I don't like incest, but come on. Commodus loved her and she was just a big giant BITCH.
-Maximus & Lucilla: They are in the "AWE" category. Although I never quite understood their story. When they fucked before or whenever, does that mean they were cheating on their spouses? HOES.
-Maximus & Jubba: Lmfao. JUST KIDDING.

I'm in the process of writing a Breakfast Club fic, but not quite done. That movie is truly boss and a great piece of art showing some true teen life, I suppose. Relatable, deep, and rather funny. I've read a couple, and some of them are pretty great.

Pairs:
-Claire and Jon: So different, so awesome. My favorite couple pairing almost out of anything.
-Other obvious movie pairings.

I tend to read older stories because they are already done, and I absolutely hate waiting for people to update. (cough KRISTEN cough). I found many of my favorites in older pages, and I do have a big list of favorites. Reading fan fiction is something I enjoy to do often. Fan fiction takes my favorite characters from all over, and combines them into one of my other favorite things to do: read. It's like perfect.

I also like to read other books. As I said before, Without You is one of the most amazing books and definitely my favorite. Other than Anthony Rapp, I also love to read Jodi Picoult (Change of Heart is my second favorite book of all time: it's amazing), Ellen Hopkins (Crank, Burned, Impulse, etc.), Walter Dean Meyers (Monster, Shooter, etc.), Stephanie Meyer (Obviously Twilight; waiting on reading The Host), Lee Thomas (Not known much, but the book Turning White: A Memoir of Change, is very very very inspirational), Dan Brown (Angels & Demons, The DaVinci Code, etc.), and many more. Those are just my favorites.

I hope you take the time to read my fics and I give you your props for reading all this, ha. Thank you for all the reviews and support. Those two things make me very happy, and that's something I really need right now. Thanks again.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had; I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones; I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I’m a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

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Psych Ward by Thursday Addams reviews
When Kagome suggested that the InuYasha gang visit a psychiatrist she had no idea what was in store! Each character is diagnosed with a different personality disorder. Some are obvious, while others are totally unexpected! rated for safety. complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
The Rain Can't Hurt Us Now by RandomUser674 reviews
A poem based on A Little Fall of Rain. Eponine's death scene.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
An Unusual Pair by The Village Voice reviews
Mark/Roger high school fic. Mark gives Roger a tour when he comes to Scarsdale, and is more than a little flustered by him. Roger finds pleasure in causing Mark humiliation. They form an unusual bond. Warning, SLASH.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mark C., Roger D.
Ready for You by The Versatile Scarf reviews
MultiChapter // When Mark returns after years of absense... How will he be welcomed back, if at all? // Slash MarkRoger // Chapter Sixteen up 8/28
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,555 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006
You Had Time by Melmm reviews
Roger's not sure what to say. Mark/Roger slash.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
An Angel Indeed by SiriusLovesRent reviews
When Collins and Angel first met in high school. Collins tries to hide his sexuality. Angel's out in the open. What happens when Collins falls for his new friend? CollinsAngel, RogerMimi, and MarkMaureen. AU
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,806 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - T. Collins, Angel D.
Promises of Spring by xthebeatgoeson reviews
What happens after Angel's parents find out the secret their son has been hiding. One shot
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Angel D. - Complete
Doctor Patient Confidentiality by LondonBelow reviews
AU. Mark is a successful, bored and lonely doctor. When he treats a young man with a broken arm, Mark does everything he can to ease his pain. But Roger's pain may be more than Mark can handle...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,937 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Away To Philadelphia by kwebba reviews
Mark and Roger go away to boarding school in Philadephia. PreRent High School MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Roger D., Mark C.
Aftermath, Again by Film and Junk reviews
Mark and Roger loved each other, but something horrible happened. Now Mark loves Roger and Roger loves Mark, but with resentment, a sexy young stripper and a deadly virus against them, they begin to doubt their love will come again to fruition.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,619 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Roger D., Mark C.
Always Been You by Strawberry L reviews
Mark and Roger are spending their first Christmas in Santa Fe together, as friends. Uh huh. RogerMark Slash.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
The Journal by JenLea reviews
In his darkest hours, the old journal proves to be Tom Collins' best friend. AngelCollins ANGST.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Angel D., T. Collins
Love and Loyalty by lovablegeek reviews
[PreRENT] Five reasons Mark won't leave Roger. [One shot]
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Play Me Some Sinatra by YoungBoho reviews
Roger interupts Mark's alone time with Sinatra... MR pure fluff, oneshot
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Goodbye, Love by bohemianxx reviews
I stopped fighting. My body stopped fighting. I was dying. I am dying. MarkRoger slash.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
And It's Beginning To by RappAddict reviews
MarkRoger slash. This is my view of when Roger and Mark met in high school. Collins and Maureen are included in this story. I do NOT own RENT, the late great Jonathan Larson does. FINISHED!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,910 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Roger's Next Step by horseaholic reviews
After Mimi and Angel’s deaths, Roger and Collins seek comfort through their friends. Roger sinks into a depression until a new girl literally crashes into his life and changes it forever. RogerOC. MarkOC, too.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Roger D. - Complete
When You Were Young by EloraCooper4 reviews
College fic, Sequel to Are We the Waiting. The bohemians attempt to survive their first year out on their own. Chapter 16 is up! Collins has a special present for Angel on her birthday.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,410 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - T. Collins
Every Night by Lioness Black reviews
[PostRent. MarkRoger.] Just the typical life.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Wonder by Lioness Black reviews
[PostRent] Roger needs to be loved. He'll be loved by anyone. He wants to be loved by Mark.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Five Words by skyline angel reviews
SLASH. Set right before Roger leaves for Santa Fe, with the situation that Mark and Roger already have a relationship. Mark tries to keep Roger from leaving, in four words. Roger replies in one. One-shot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
You Will Always Be Mine by kwebba reviews
TITLE CHANGE used to be called High School Sweethearts. Mark tell his parents about him and Roger, but gets kicked out. What happens when Mark goes to live with Roger?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Are We the Waiting by EloraCooper4 reviews
Tom Collins struggles to survive his last year of high school after coming out. Chapter 30 is up! Graduation. Now Complete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,642 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - T. Collins - Complete
Everything Was Wrong by YoungBoho reviews
Bloodstained tiles, cold dead eyes, freedom maybe, but no escape. Mark's detachment throughout April's death, rated for language
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
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I Love You, Forever reviews
REWRITE:: Esme doesn't lose her baby. She doesn't try to kill herself. She doesn't meet Carlisle... until years later. They fall in love, but will he change her now that she's not dying? And what about her daughter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
His Beautiful Face reviews
Mark is surprised by a lost love and even more surprised by what he has to tell him. Old feelings return, but can they rekindle something so long faded or will it be more complicated than before? MARK POV. Sequal.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Mark C., Roger D.
My Choice Is You reviews
Bella picks Jacob! R&R. I hope you like.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
The Back Of His Head reviews
Mark falls for Roger in one of their high school years. Will friends, family, school, and society accept them? Will they survive their other relationships complications as well? R&R.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Mark C., Roger D.
Revival reviews
Angel passes and Collins mood shifts to deppresion. Can the bohos find a way through the steps of grief to a new revival and help Collins along the way?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - T. Collins
The One of Us to Survive reviews
Mark's POV of life after the death of four others. His pain and his new rivival of life as he meets a new special person to change is out look on things. A person with a similar problem. ...I suck at summaries, but I hope you like this.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Mark C.
Something About Him reviews
Collins meeting Angel! Sounds kinda cliche, but its worth the read. Not much written so far so it wont take long to read. hope you like it!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - T. Collins, Angel D.
I Did Not Do It reviews
No one believes that Roger is inOccent when he is convicted of murdering Collins because of his love affair with Mimi and he ends up having an interesting relashonship with his cell mate, Mark
RENT - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Roger D., Mark C.
my decision dissapoints you? reviews
Commodus suffers after his fathers decision for him not to be emperor
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006
Goodbye Commodus reviews
Commodus is through with Lucilla, through with Rome, and through with life. one-shot.
Gladiator - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2006