Twisted Creampuff
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Joined 08-21-06, id: 1119069, Profile Updated: 10-14-12
Author has written 6 stories for Danny Phantom, and Artemis Fowl.

Twisted Creampuff's DeviantArt account can be found here. Along with fairly frequent Anathema's Abode drabbles and spoilers.

Twisted Creampuff's sporadically updated livejournal can be found here.

Ficwise:

Also, I've been beaten/bullied/coerced into coauthoring the highly accredited Ravens Claws with Chaos Dragon. My friendship with her aside, I view this as a great honour indeed, and I'll strive not to let the original fans of RC down.

TCP is:

English, with an unerring addiction to tea.

She has an affinity for the insane. Then again, you probably already knew that. I cling to Chaos Dragon like some horrible blood sucking leech and generally make a pest out of myself. Here's to her for putting up with me.

In other news:

Interests: Danny Phantom, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time

Current Stories (discontinued):

1) Anathema's Abode - AU, dark. In grim times, a covert syndicate seems doomed to lose their millennia old struggle against the ghosts. Sam, a ghost hunter apprenticed to the legendary Maddie Fenton, discovers a certain dashing, yet elusive outlawed ghost hybrid who soon becomes the human's trumph card in finally ascertaining the brotherhood's victory in their secret war. DxS

2) Metanoia - AU Three years after the accident that changed his life, Phantom, the CIA's ghost hunting prodigy, returns to Casper High for an undercover assignment investigating the Guys in White where he meets Sam Manson, the high school senior responsible for the conversion of the enigmatic Phantom to Amity Park's public defender. DxS, TxV

3) Chasm - AU, dark Samantha Manson had always been labelled by society as troubled. When she befriends her mysterious stalker, a strange boy with ice blue eyes, a suicide pact is made to put an end to their sad little existance. It's a pity Sam knows next to nothing about death. DxS (Warnings: Character death)

4) Romance For Rich Creepy Dimwits - Humour. Excerpts from Vlad's guide to salvaging his non existent love life, as seen in Maternal Instinct. In which I take several cheap shots at Vlad's virility.

Upcoming Stories:

1) In Pursuit of Redemption - AU Special forces operative Valerie Gray is assigned to investigate the underground activities of a certain Vlad Masters. With her superiors intent on using the enigmatic Danny Fenton to aid further investigations, Valerie is forced against her wishes to adopt the amnesiac juvenile delinquent suspected to be closely affiliated to the crime lord. DxV (Warnings: A rather significant age difference between Danny and Valerie, and a period of Vlad/Danny)

I love Vlad. He's the coolest lonely single man in his forties any fandom could possibly have:D

Preview of Romance For Rich Creepy Dimwits:

Excerpt 1:

You are a special, unique individual, and no one should ever tell you otherwise.

Every morning, look in the mirror and tell yourself: “I am a intelligent, successful, and very attractive man.”

Indeed, you are. Any woman would be insane not to join you in your plans for world conquest. We mean, be your wife.

Excerpt 2:

Before the big date, spend an hour or so writing out a list of your positive aspects, to give yourself that extra confidence boost. You may require additional paper.

Remember to shower. Simple things count.

Dress smartly. First impressions make a big difference. Perhaps you could wear a tie in her favourite colour to curry her favour. Unless it is an effeminate colour such as pink or purple. Doing so may result in her questioning your sexual orientation, which would not be ideal.

Do not even entertain the thought of pocketing that Viagra in your bathroom cabinet.

Hugs and Kissses

Twisted Creampuff

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Phantom Theories by Chaos Dragon reviews
My version of random oneshot and not so oneshot type drabbles. Formerly 'Chaos Theories'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 53,129 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Danny F.
Masters' Weapon by Secret Spy Guy reviews
AU. Phantom was designed by Axion labs for his master, Vlad, to infiltrate Fenton works. But when he's caught, this weapon learns he's so much more with the help of Maddie Fenton herself. But there's someone out to ruin Phantom's chances of being free...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,554 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Twelve Days of Christmas by Chaos Dragon reviews
Danny has finally resolved to tell Sam how he feels just in time for the holidays. But who can blame him for taking it slow? Especially when he’s doing it in style. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,458 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Wired by Chaos Dragon reviews
She tried to forget, tried to hide it, tried to keep anyone from finding out that three years ago she nearly died by his hands twice. Now the memories refuse to stay buried and the nightmare is just beginning. angstfest DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,286 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Ravens Claws by Chaos Dragon reviews
For Danny Fenton, death has come sooner than for most. But when he has the chance to go home, to protect the ones he cares most about, how he can he say anything but yes? There’s only one catch: No one can know that he isn’t a mortal anymore. DxS HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,764 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Danny F., Sam M.
Black Sustenance by Famirad reviews
[ Slash ] Eddie Brock thought at first that his hatred for Spiderman, for Peter Parker, would never change. But as he and the Symbiote merge into the creature known as Venom, he finds that hatred isn't as simple as it seems...
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,396 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2004
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Accepting Irony by Contrarian reviews
[A parody of Eoin Colfer's 'The Wish List'] AU: Kitty is killed by the golem, and now she has to help someone on earth change their ways for the better in order to earn a place in heaven. Three guesses who…
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/16/2005
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Obsession by Rai-Mun reviews
When the only way to placate a fourteen year old Hybrid is to give in and seek professional help, the Wisconsinbased Millionaire had no idea just how insightful his Psychiatrist would be. pSxVm
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Vlad M. - Complete
Impasse by BJA Fan reviews
[Teen Titans Crossover] ' The problem with immortality, ' he breathes in her ear, ' is that it's far too lonely a way to live. ' [Raven x Danny]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Moments of Clarity by WingsOfMorphius reviews
When Mr. Lancer finds himself growing frustrated with his secretive students, he makes a wish that is overheard by Desiree. Now he finds himself learning more about his class then he'd ever want to know... -Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,806 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
Forgotten by Batman Lamp-Writer reviews
Five years ago, Danny ran away. Two years ago, an amnesic artist started getting popular. This mysterious S.A. is now touring through Amity Park, but when he meets Sam, Tuck, and Jazz, he finally rememembers some of his past...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,855 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
Perfect World by D-chan reviews
mainly Homura x Goku :: AUish, strong language, yaoi, lime, violence :: In which Sanzo is not Goku's savior, and the consequences that follow. [COMPLETE]
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,848 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Homura, Goku S. - Complete
Rebellion by D-chan reviews
Goku x Sanzo :: language, shounen ai, mild manga spoilers :: Because Sanzo wasn't ready for Goku to grow up.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2005 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Learning Curve by jjonahjameson reviews
In this beginning, the Web-Slinger had a few things to learn about protecting his city-and his city had a few things to learn about him! COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
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Anathema's Abode reviews
In dark times, a covert syndicate seems doomed to lose their millennium old struggle when Sam, apprenticed to the legendary Maddie Fenton, discovers a certain dashing, yet elusive ghost hybrid who could finally ascertain victory in their secret war. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,923 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Danny F., Sam M.
Reflections reviews
Between a prodigy of an elder brother that he had put on a pedestal who had the highest IQ in Europe, and a twin brother who was a savant of natural sciences in his own right, Beckett now knew that he would never amount to anything truly remarkable.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009
Twisted Drabbles reviews
A collection of various drabbles.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Chasm reviews
Sam had always been labelled by society as troubled. When she befriends her mysterious stalker, a strange boy with ice blue eyes, a suicide pact is made to put an end to their sad little existance. It's a pity Sam knows next to nothing about death. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
Metanoia reviews
Chapter 15 is finally here! In which the CIA declare Phantom a rogue agent, and Sam finally realises the impossible truth connecting Danny and the enigmatic Phantom while struggling to piece together the fragments of her broken heart. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,460 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Danny F.
Romance For Rich Creepy Dimwits reviews
Excerpts from Vlad's guide to salvaging his non existent love life, as seen in Maternal Instinct. In which I take several cheap shots at Vlad's virility.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Vlad M.