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Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.
Penname: Lizzy Lovegood (silly people, do you think I'd tell you my real name?)
Age: Anywhere between Gabrielle Delacour and Albus Dumbledore. Take a guess!
Favorite Books/Authors: Harry Potter, Eoin Colfer, Stephen King, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Chistopher Moore, Chronicles of Narnia, His Dark Materials, Jessica Darling series, Wicked, Neil Gaiman, The Giver, Stargirl, the Mercy Thompson series, the Women of the Otherworld series, the Riley Jenson series, The Lovely Bones, The Devil Wears Prada, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Jodi Picoult, and Jane Eyre
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Black Swan, Bridesmaids, Chronicles of Narnia, Back to the Future, Pirates of the Caribbean, Stranger Than Fiction, 300, Ladder 49, Changeling, The Village, My Cousin Vinny, The Princess Bride, The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Grease, Homeward Bound, Lilo and Stitch, and The Lion King
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Psych, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, New Girl, That 70's Show, and Scrubs
A Random HP Survey That I Filled Out Because I Was Bored and Have Absolutely No Life :D
List Ten Harry Potter Characters in Any Order:
1. Minerva McGonagall
2. Arthur Weasley
3. Albus Potter
4. Remus Lupin
5. Cho Chang
6. Percy Weasley
7. Harry Potter
8. Horace Slughorn
9. James Potter
10. Scorpius Malfoy
1.) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
Cho/Scorpius. No, that would be just a bit odd.
2.) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Albus Potter. I guess... I mean, obviously not as an eleven-year-old, but he looks exactly like Harry - who isn't bad in the looks department - so as he grew up I guess he'd get hotter.
3.) What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Percy got McGonagall pregnant? Well, awkward, obviously, but at least it's semi-doable (unlike Mpregs!). So that's why she chose him for the Head Boy spot... ;)
4.) Do you recall any good fics about 9?
James Potter. Oh, yeah, plenty. I love reading romantic comedies with him and Lily. There's "Obsessive Lily Disorder" and "You Give Me Heart Palpitations" (which I think I listed in another question below) and "The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter."
5.) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Harry/Arthur. Nope, the whole wow-I'm-dating/engaged to/married to-your-daughter thing might change any chance that romance had.
6.) 4/8 or 4/9?
Remus/Slughorn or Remus/James? And both of them make my darling Remmy gay! I guess I'll have to go with Remus/James (4/9), the lesser of two evils, LOL.
7.) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?
Harry discovering Albus Potter (his SON) and Slughorn together. Damn it, it was making sense until the Slughorn thing. Well, he'd obviously be upset but as long as Albus was happy and wasn't being sexually harassed or whatever so Slughorn could take out his eyes to forever stare into Lily's (whoa, that sounds creepy), I guess he'd allow it. I mean, look what HE got up to at school.
8.) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic.
Arthur/Percy. Percy left his family to make his way in the world. When he realizes he's made the wrong choice, it's almost too late; it's up to his father to save him. Warning: Incest, AW/PW.
9.) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?
Remus/Scorpius. I highly doubt it. There are probably Teddy/Scorpius ones, but not Remus/Scorpius.
10.) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.
McGonagall and Cho. I'd say "Sneak" because it was Cho's friend, Marietta, who betrayed the DA. She must have felt awful for doing that to Harry and McGonagall - even though she's stern - seems to me like someone who can always offer a kind word for a student in need.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
Remus seducing McGonagall? Haha, that's funny...oh, you're serious... Well, there are fics about it that I've seen. I guess he'd sidle up to her at dinner and ask for her help with first-year essays or something...in his office. eyebrow raise
12.) Do you read 7 het? What about 9 slash?
Harry/Male Someone. Yeah, sometimes. There are some really good Harry/Ginny fluff stories. As for James slash, no way. I can't see him with anyone but Lily.
13.) If you wrote a songfic about 10, what song would you choose?
Scorpius. No clue, maybe "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. No clue...
14.) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Arthur Weasley/Albus Potter/Percy Weasley. AW/ASP/PW, I guess. I can't really think up anything witty.
15.) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?
Slughorn use on Cho? Wow, Slughorn's a creepy dude - Albus AND Cho? Well, since she's a Ravenclaw, he might say, "Miss Chang, you're such a smart girl...just like your mother...why cannot you see this mutual attraction?"
List Ten of Your Favorite Harry Potter Characters In Any Order:
1. Albus Dumbledore
2. Bill Weasley
3. Hermione Granger
4. Remus Lupin
5. James Potter
6. Susan Bones
7. Luna Lovegood
8. Teddy Lupin
9. Charlie Weasley
10. Lily Evans-Potter
1.) What would you say/do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Probably ask if I was dreaming and then freak out that there was some old guy in my room...even if it was Dumbledore.
2.) What would you say/do if 2 asked you to go out with him?
Well, he's not Remus, but Bill is still a pretty hot dude. Say yes!
3.) What would you say/do if 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
Probably freak out again, but to a limited degree so Hermione wouldn't think I was totally irrational. I'm actually a lot like her in real life.
4.) What would you say/do if 4 announced he was going to marry 9 tomorrow?
"NOOOO!!!" Then, after accepting Remus was gay - and not meant for Tonks, after all - I would laugh at the Remus/Sirius shippers.
5.) What would you say/do if 5 cooked you dinner?
Ask where Lily was and ask if we could double-date - me and Remus (assuming Question 4 doesn't apply) and him and Lily.
6.) What would you say/do if 6 were next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Um...wake her up? And then we could go pick up some hot guys? Yeah, that sounds good.
7.) What would you say/do if 7 suddenly confessed to being part of your family?
I already knew THAT! Where do you think I got the penname?
8.) What would you say/do if 8 got sent to the hospital?
Worry and think that his werewolf genetics have finally taken effect and that the hospital visit was due to a bad transformation.
9.) What would you say/do if 9 made fun of your friends?
Be angry and plot some way to get back at him without him knowing it was me. Remember, he does work with dragons...
10.) What would you say/do if 10 ignored you all the time?
I'd probably be sad - I've always admired Lily - and try and be friendly to her.
11.) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Protect me with help from the Order - like he promised Malfoy
12.) You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Looks after me like a princess. :) Plus, he borrows a (domesticated) dragon from Charlie and takes me for a night flight on it. Don't tell me there aren't tame dragons Mr. Scamander, let me persist in my fantasy!
13.) It's your birthday! What will 3 give you?
14.) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Super Werewolf to the rescue! Or does the fire merely represent the flames of our passion? ;D
15.) You're about to do something embarrassing? What will 5 do?
Allow me to do it and then tease me good-naturedly about it later.
16.) You're about to marry 10. What is 6's reaction?
Wait a sec, I thought Lily was ignoring me! ;) Well, Susan's a nice person, I guess she'd be happy and accepting of my lifestyle choice.
17.) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Say something strange yet oddly comforting like she did for Harry after Sirius's death. Like, "Things have a way of working out in the end...if not always in the way we expect."
18.) You're angry. How does 8 calm you down?
Change his hair/facial features in some way
19.) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He would probably help me train. If it was for the first task of the Triwizard, he could tell me about dragons...
20.) You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do?
Laugh along for a little bit and then, thinking that it was an overdone Cheering Charm, use Finite Incantatem.
21.) 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Eww, not like THAT! Because he gives me worldly wisdom in my dreams, like with Harry at the end of DH. Yes.
22.) 2 tells you about his deeply-hidden love for 9. Your reaction?
"He's your BROTHER!!!" And I would not tell Fleur or his parents for him.
23.) You are dating 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?
I think Hermione would get along well with my mom. I'm not sure about my dad, he can be a bit weird sometimes - kinda Luna-ish - and Hermione might be a bit weirded out by it/vice versa.
24.) 4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean?
That all werewolves love dragons? Plus, they must be really scared of me if they'd choose a guy who takes care of fire-breathing beasts over me!
25.) Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Nope. Unless, in the afterlife, James mistakes her for Lily...
26.) 6 appears to be a player and she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Probably have a heart-to-heart with her and explain she shouldn't get so involved with someone if she just plans to break it off. Wait for the right person.
27.) You have gotten a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What is going on in your mind?
Is it THAT bad? I mean, if even Luna thinks it's weird...
28.) 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What do you tell him?
"Just wait, Teddy, and the right girl will come to you. You're a great guy. Oh, look, there's Victoire..."
List Twelve of Your Favorite Harry Potter Characters in Any Order (I really like to do these things in case you can't tell):
1. Ginny Weasley
2. Remus Lupin
3. Lily Evans-Potter
4. Hermione Granger
5. Albus Dumbledore
6. Rubeus Hagrid
7. James Potter
8. Severus Snape
9. Nymphadora Tonks
10. Harry Potter
11. Luna Lovegood
12. Teddy Lupin
1.) Have you read a 6/11 fic before?
Hagrid/Luna. No...nor do I have any fervent desire to.
2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Hermione. Nope, I don't swing that way.
3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Teddy got Snape pregnant? Well...they'd have to use the Resurrection Stone for one and Remus might not be too happy... Just imagine a cute little, greasy Metamorphmagus. Aww... :)
4.) Do you recall any fics about 9? Can you recommend any?
Tonks. A few... There's a really cute fluffy story about her and Teddy called "Baths With Metamorphmagi." Plus, there's "Harry Potter Must Share the Title With Remus Lupin" (yes, that's the title) that focuses on her and (squee!) Remus.
5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Remus and Hagrid. Maybe... A lot of the fandom thinks Remus is gay anyway and no one knows with Hagrid... I can see it now...Remus was badly wounded after the full moon and Hagrid took him in to care for him... And...OK, I'm freaking myself out now.
6.) 5/9 or 5/10?
Dumbledore/Tonks or Dumbledore/Harry? Dumbledore/Tonks, I guess...at least, they're close in age. Are there actually Dumbledore/Harry fics out there? -shudder-
7.) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
James walking in on Remus and Teddy. For the sake of the question, I think we'll suspend reality for a moment and assume this really COULD happen and that Remus is that dirty-minded that Teddy's turquoise hair really turns him on. I guess...if they really loved each other, James would accept it. I mean, that's not as bad as being a werewolf, is it?
8.) Make up a summary for a 3/10 fan fic.
Lily/Harry. What if Harry had followed Sirius through the Veil...and gone back in time? (Hey, stranger things have happened) where he not only learns about his family's past, but finds love in the most unexpected place. Warning: LE/HP.
9.) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Ginny/Snape. I'm sure there is.
10.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic.
James and Teddy. Hmm...I guess, since they both were close to Remus, "A Shared Memory," "Shared Memories," something like that.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
Hermione seducing Ginny? I guess Hermione would offer Ginny "help" or "extra tutoring" with her homework. Anatomy homework that is...
12.) Do you read 7 slash?
13.) Do you read 3 het?
Lily/Male Character. Yeah, I love stories like that, especially Lily/James. "Obsessive Lily Disorder" and "You Give Me Heart Palpitations" are amazing!
14.) Do you write or draw 11?
I can't draw and I've only written her a couple of times (Chapter 6 of "An Ironic Title") but my penname IS inspired by her! :)
15.) Would you write 2/4/5?
Remus/Hermione/Dumbledore. I'd write 2/4 (Remus/Hermione) but adding Dumbledore into the mix... No, just no.
16.) If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Snape? "What Hurts the Most," by Rascal Flatts.
17.) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Ginny/Hagrid/Teddy. Well, first...GW/RH/TL and then, hmm...Wild Weasley Werewolves. I know Teddy's not a werewolf, but it's the best I could come up with!
18.) What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
Harry to use on Remus? "Professor Lupin, why don't you show me your wild side?"
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Dumbledore. Um, I don't know...a while ago, if ever. I just really like him in the books. I did read a parody fic where the author made fun of weird pairings and one of them was Dumbledore/McGonagall. Don't know if that counts...
20.) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted has a one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic?
Well, first off, let's put this in English...
"Ginny and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks suddenly runs off with Hermione. Ginny, broken-hearted has a one-night stand with Luna and a brief, unhappy affair with Teddy, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with Lily."
Just generalizing, I'd call it, "Looking in All the Wrong Places."
21.) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
James/Snape. Well, first off, unless it was an Mpreg, there would be no series because there would be no Harry. -gasp- So...it's kinda a moot point.
-Remus Lupin *drools*
-David Tennant *drools some more*
-Dogs! Especially my baby, Andy :)
Things That Drive Me Up the Wall:
-Poor grammar and spelling
-Stupid, fashion-obsessed girls who have no brains. Same goes for guys.
Favorite Characters Across Fandoms:
-Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
-Remus Lupin (Harry Potter) - my fictional husband
-The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) - my other fictional husband
-Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
-Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
-Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
-Rory Williams (Doctor Who)
-Adrian Ivashkov (Vampire Academy/Bloodlines)
-Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
My Favorite Ships:
-Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who): My OTP of all OTP's. They're just . . . I can't describe it, they're just so perfect and whenever I watch them it makes me think of puppies and rainbows and perfectioniness. And then Doomsday breaks my heart every time I watch it. Why do I keep watching it?? :(
-James/Lily (Harry Potter): Without them, there would be no Harry! Or if there was he'd be a much more emo and depressed I'm-Snape's-son Harry. Like all those post-OotP fics.
-Percy/Annabeth (Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus): Again, super cute. "Seaweed Brain" and "Wise Girl" became so much more. :) And they were absolutely AMAZING in House of Hades! You go, Percabeth!
-Barney/Robin (How I Met Your Mother): I don't know about you guys but I ship Barney/Robin more than Ted/The Mother (the supposed point of the show). They're not supposed to work (womanizer/tomboy Canadian) but they do! And I love them!
-Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter): You just have to love them. They fought for seven years and finally got together, how's that for epic?
-Amy/Rory (Doctor Who): Besides the fact that they're both made of awesome? Amy/Rory is cool.
-Sydney/Adrian (Bloodlines): Much like Tris/Four, I just started on the Bloodlines series after reading VA (and after being very annoyed about how Rose just used and abused Adrian and then got paired up with her "true wuv" Dimitri). I only hope they work out and Sydney doesn't keep rejecting him!
-Jackie/Hyde (That 70's Show): Love the idea of opposites attracting. They're so cute together!
The Epilogue of Distorted Reflections is up!!!
Go read it! :D
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS TILL THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY - STARTING TO FREAK OUT A LITTLE ESPECIALLY SINCE THAT TRAILER!!!
In all seriousness though, I REALLY hope Moffat doesn't mess this up and we get at least one nice Doctor/Rose moment (preferably with Ten). But Moffat probably won't give us that BECAUSE HE HATES ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD! OK, bit of an exaggeration but still, he was the one that wrote Girl in the Fireplace!
Fic-wise, I've uploaded a couple of new Doctor Who stories - Domestics (multi-chaptered lovely fluff between the Doctor and Rose) and What Needs Saying (extremely angsty one-shot set in The End of Time between, you guessed it, the Doctor and Rose). Check them out!
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