Xela Xe
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Joined 08-21-06, id: 1119589, Profile Updated: 09-25-12
Author has written 41 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Stargate: Atlantis, Supernatural, Sentinel, Doctor Who, Bones, Stargate: SG-1, Psych, Arrested Development, and Firefly.

The only original content you see in my stories are the original content. Anything you recognize? Not my sandbox. :(

I don't update here a lot; and I'm not going to start. I will leave these stories up until someone takes them down or reports them for breaking TOS. Why, you might ask? Well, mainly FF.net is not a place that allows mature/adult content, and I'd like to not continue breaking their TOS, however badly moderated and policed this place is. I have weird respect like that. And I mostly write uber kinky stuff.

So, If you're interested in my stories and want to read more, click on the homepage link above. All of my stuff is hosted on my LJ. Or, you can copy/paste this into your browser:

xela-fic.livejournal.com/

I've organized it so it's very easy to find what fandoms/stories you might be interested in. Thank for reading, and your support :)

-Xela

SPN West Verse Chronology:

West Amongst These Rolling Plains (John/Mary prequel)
The Great Train Robbery
Once Upon a Time in the West (Dean/Castiel)

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A Haven in a Heartless World reviews
Sam sees Dean for the first time in four years at his graduation from Stanford. This sets of a chain of events that shows family is the only haven in a heartless world, and no one knows this better than the Winchesters. Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 145,531 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
I Rather Think the Gun Helps reviews
"Now let me get this straight," Mal said, staring at the humming object suspiciously. "We're going to steal the Lassiter...before the Lassiter became the Lassiter." Because nothing could go wrong if the crew of Serenity started dabbling in time travel.
Crossover - Firefly & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Tender Threads Exquisitely Finding reviews
There's distance between Dean and his brother when he gets back from hell. But time heals all wounds, right? Right. Until Sam goes missing, and Dean's run out of time. Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
West Amongst These Rolling Plains reviews
The Winchester Brothers grew up hard as nails and wild as the land, bound to it as much as their parents. John/Mary; part of the West verse.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - John W., Mary W. - Complete
Five Christmases Over Spike's unLife reviews
Five Christmas that span the eons. Spike centric.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Spike - Complete
Five Times Lindsay Believed Michael Wanted Her reviews
Five time Lindsay believed Michael wanted her. Arrested Development hilarity.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Short and Stout reviews
Form of: Existential crisis. Shape of: Teapot. Cracky humerous McShep.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/18/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
West Once Upon a Time in the West reviews
The church bell echoed over the hills, a hollow sound calling its worshippers to service. Dean thought it sounded like a dirge, solemn and melancholy. AU; Dean/Castiel. Part of hte West Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
It's the Great Pineapple, Carlton Lassiter reviews
Shawn and Gus stop talking to each other on February 3rd. It takes two weeks for Carlton to notice, but once he knows he finds he can pinpoint the precise date everything changed. Shawn/Lassiter
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Of Bombsquads and Pineapples reviews
“There's a bomb squad in my *kitchen*, Spencer!” Carlton reminded himself that he supposedly loved Shawn Spencer, and love supposedly transcended all things. Shawn/Lassiter
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Me Want Food reviews
It would all be so much easier if Daniel would just stop eating.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Bearing Down and Monkeying Around
This? Is not Rodney's kink. Rodney, Ronon, and John threesome.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Cheerleader and the Soccer Coach reviews
Buffy's the head cheerleader. Spike's the men's soccer coach. They meet, and sparks fly. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Termperance reviews
Bones and Angela. This involves pot use, don't read if that offends you.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
A Twilnets AU reviews
Buffy's a teacher, Spilliam are naughty.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Twinlets, Latex, and a Priest reviews
A continuation of the priest kink. Spike Buffy William Spillfy story. A Special Hell kind of story.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Forgive us our Trespasses reviews
Written for kink bingo. Father Sam takes Dean's confession. Wincest, priest kink, you've been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
compliance in traction reviews
Dean, Sam, a leash, some rope bondage and deeper meaning to it all. A stand-alone sequel to Intractable Compliance
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Rule Social b 9 91 reviews
John and Rodney get locked in a closet. They're bored, so must abide by xkcd Rule Social•b 99.1 Written for Kink Bingo, locked up.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A 51st Century Kind of Guy reviews
Written for kink bingo: object under clothes, electricity. Jack's eyes stray planet side, and Ten's had enough.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
The Thin Blue Line reviews
Written for Kink Bing: gang bang. Blair gets initiated into the precinct, kink-style.
Sentinel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Soul of Darkness reviews
Written for Kink Bingo: shaving, humiliation. Angelus is back and he's looking to teach Spike humility. Dark, hints of noncon, Spike Whumpage.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Intractable Compliance reviews
SamDean Wincest. Written for kink bingo on LJ, Dean teaches Sam a little something about obedience and discipline. D/S, obedience, temperature play
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
John, a Gun, and an Orgy
Written for Kink Bingo on LJ, the title is self-explanatory. Those involved include John, Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Elizabeth, Miko and Lorne.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
Twinlets The Tattoo reviews
The story behind Spike's Tattoo. Part of the Twinletsverse, Spilliam this is preBuffy angst.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Spike, William - Complete
Dog Tags and Things reviews
Rodney has a hard time remembering to call John 'Colonel,' so John decides a lesson is in order. But it's definitely something more. Slash, McShep, No kiddies, medium BDSM
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Crack Fic Extrodinaire reviews
What would happen if Twinnings met Twinlets? Kinky 6some sex.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Death Or Something Like It reviews
Rodney's latest brush with death was a little too much for John. McShep.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The One with the List reviews
Jealous John, Rodney, and a ZPM. McShepiness galore.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/3/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Haven reviews
PostChose, Spike is pulled from the rubble of Sunnydale by a mysterious group of people. They want him healthy and whole, but for what purpose? And who is the beautiful blonde woman who haunts his dreams? eventually Spuffy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,802 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Spike, Buffy S.
Twinnings reviews
A request fic it's like Twinlets but really not at all. A new trio gets up to threesome kink. Lots of kink. Really.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Buffy S., Spike
Twinlets anti VD Smut reviews
It's a 'Halloween on Valentines' party and the Twinlets have some rather stellar costumes on. Ones that lead to some kinky light bondage. Spillfy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
A Typical New Year in Atlantis reviews
Just what the title says; a typical new year in Atlantis, complete with crazy natives. McShep
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Unchecked reviews
The Final installment of the Checkverse: Spike died to save the world...so how will Buffy get him back? Spuffy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Lessons reviews
Will has some words and a lot more with Spike and Buffy about that incident in Ch. 44 of Twinlets. Very very kinky.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Twinlets reviews
Sequel to Singlets: Will and Spike are twins who have been lusting after their new, but sadly taken, roommate. What happens when Buffy comes home drunk one night and announces her split with one Riley Finn? Adult fun with twins: Spillfy of course! Contain
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,622 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Check Mate reviews
Sequel to Check Point. I'd suggest reading that, though it's not strictly necessary. And please note that this is a Spuffy story.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
CheckPoint reviews
Remember AtVS Spin the Bottle? Well it's happening to the Scooby gang...Spuffy style! XA, GJ, BS
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Beginning reviews
A companion piece to Twinlets and Singlets, though you can read them seperately if you so chose But why would you?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Spike, William - Complete
Singlets reviews
Buffy suddenly finds herself in need of a roommate Spike and Will, two publishing VPs, are in need of a roommate. What will happen when they find eachother?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,799 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Apocalypse Now reviews
Buffy faces down one last Apocalypse, thinking over the past years of her life. [character death...kinda]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete