Author has written 4 stories for Smallville, Alex Rider, and Harry Potter.
They say that brevity is the soul of wit, and as such, I'll my best to try and keep this short. No promises though.
My preferences are as follows (for those of you who may want to know if, god forbid, I ever finish a fic)
Alex Rider, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Chronicles of Narnia, Dragonball Z, Harry Potter, Smallville, Stargate: SG1 and Supernatural
OTP: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Clark/Lois, Sam/Jess
Will not read or write slash, or OC-based fics. Will read pretty much anything else, depending on my mood. Mostly AU.
Quotes and One-liners:
"It sounds like they're trying to outlaw stupidity. All I can say is that if they're going to do that, they should build a lot more gaols."
"Better a short rope for abseiling than a long rope for bungee jumping."
"You know the world is crazy when the world's best rapper is a white guy, the world's best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold America's Cup, the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the French are accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war and the three most powerful people in the US are named Bush, Dick and Colon."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the week goes WTF."
"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.'"
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"The difference between humour and tragedy is that humour is when it happens to someone else."
"Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
"If you don't like someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you've got their shoes."
"I don't know what your problem is, but whatever it is I bet it's hard to pronounce."
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
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If you're reading this, then I would like to congratulate you on the accomplishment of reaching the end of my profile. If I couldn't achieve witty, than hopefully I managed at least painless.
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