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Joined 08-22-06, id: 1120177, Profile Updated: 02-26-14
Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, StarTrek: Voyager, Count Duckula, DarkWing Duck, Baskervilles, Legend of Zelda, and Lilo & Stitch.

"When Life Gives You Lemons: Don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!..."

"When life gives you lemons: Make grape juice. Then sit back and relax as the world wonders how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons: Freeze them and then throw them as hard as you can at the people who are making your life difficult."


Over-all Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, or Legend of Zelda, or Star Trek or Harry Potter, or Lilo and Stitch... or anything... the only thing I can claim ownership on is how it all comes together in the cocktail-shaker and has been poured out into the story glasses I present to you, yes that's right I'm not an author I'm a bartender, enjoy your drinks, they're on the house!


WOAH!!!!! I just wandered through Wikipedia and discovered that St Canard isn't where I thought it was... but for my current stories it's still New York and we'll just ignore the idea that it's on the other side of the USA... Crazy things going on... my worlds are a lie...


"Joey the Ripper turns to Negaduck and asks. 'Have you ever had one of those dreams where you find yourself a few years down the track with a home, hearth and a family?'

Negaduck replies. 'Why yes, I call those nightmares.'..."


Head is stuck in: Doctor Who/Darkwing Duck


I believe: In the two sides of many a villain, everyone has history and everyone makes plans, and even Negaduck has his reasons for doing things his way...

But weirdly enough I'm not talking about Negaduck right now, I'm talking QUACKERJACK:

Yes, our favourite Criminal Toy-maker, who gives his toys the appropriate commercialisation whilst robbing banks and committing crimes:

Free marketing venture for toy-soldiers, that's right kids, you too can lead your very own army of sentient soldiers, much more realistic than other leading brands.

But let's take a glimpse into his subtlety for parents to know but children not to notice: the difference between the mechanical teddy who is capable of being sharp and nasty when need be, and then there's the exploding PANDA, excuse me for saying this but it's not often one finds a toy panda and Quackerjack brand toy panda explodes, the fact it's a panda is like a warning label for parents, but kids'll never know it, who has actually noticed this until I pointed it out? The teddy is brown, the panda black and white, the toy dog you have to wind-up and then there's... hold on, a row of grim reapers? I wonder what they do? Because unlike any other toy company Quackerjack Toys actually refuses to ever specialise, the toy chainsaw, the army of toy soldiers, the nutty putty, the toy teeth, Quackerjack delivers three times what you were expecting- Okay enough advertising we'll now return you to your helping of profile that you actually came here to read.


Update: I think I may have finally progressed from being an absolutely atrocious writer to being just a headache off of meh... course now that I say that anything written pre-2013 is still horrible and I am half tempted to go about deleting many of them, as has happened before... but I'm not going to, I refuse to delete them and I shall keep randomly updating whatever I can manage to. Keeps things interesting.


The images for the majority of my stories are pictures that I myself have taken from things, I can't draw Ducks or people, but I can draw Daleks, I figured that since I'm writing "FAN-fiction" I'll use my "FAN-pics" for things, the majority being of course screenshots that fit to story... I don't like this image thing because a lot of my stories are OOC situations that I can't get pictures for, hello Paint! Who needs PhotoShop?

I'm not a perfect writer, I don't write things all that well, that's why I'm here playing with FanFiction, where it's safe.

As far as originality goes my head makes it's own decisions, some ideas are new some are recycled and others are a merge between the two.

I am more on the darker side of fiction, hence Joey the Ripper being my pen name, I chose it as a kind of warning that most of my stories involve at least one death at some point, very rarely will I write a story that doesn't, except if it happens to be a one-shot or I'm feeling exceptionally nice, to the Characters and/or to the readers... I myself have no qualms with writing gory details that come from stories that involve: Zombies, Vampires, Psychopathic Serial Killers (That's Serial with an S), velociraptor attacks, or Doctors/Scientists.

My only issue with writting gory details is in fact the word "Details", I am still getting into writing graphics, I haven't got it down-pact just yet so you might find yourself glad of it if you find yourself in, say, the Negaverse, I might get Negaduck a chainsaw victim or two (or thirty) but details of it won't really be written in properly.


"Negaduck shuddered, what about that night made it a bad memory? The one single moment in his life that turned him into a Super-villain? What was the bad part of that night that he remembered enjoying so much? He stepped up to Lucy and rose an eyebrow. 'Her name was “murder”, the band was “chainsaw”, and the label was “petrol”.' He smirked. 'The night I killed my parents and became Negaduck. I fell in love with her, and she's been with me ever since, only the band and label change.' He smiled sadistically." - Ah, true Love.


I have 1 cat named Bobby, and plenty of plants.

Favorite Characters, in no particular order: Link, THE DALEKS!, Voldemort, Q, Dracula, Yoda, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Megavolt, NegaDuck, Count Duckula, Igor, King Monkey, and The Carnivorous Dinosaurs from all 3 Jurassic Park movies (Especially the Velociraptors.)

Favorite music: gee, do i have a favourite?... hmmm it's a toss up between Boney M and Avril Lavigne but Mozart is cool. and "Weird Al" Yankovic is a genius!

Favourite authors: J. K. Rowling, Bram Stoker, VAPX007... and the list goes on.

Hater Of Twilight... sorry, but it is true.


Please review my stories, I need the feedback to get better, I can only improve so much from solid writing.


By the way, For all you Doctor Who/ Dalek fans I strongly suggest this site:

http://dalekworld.freeforums.net/


Till The End.

Joey the Ripper.

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DW Left Wing by VAPX007 reviews
Gosalyn woke up in her bed at home. "Ungh." She muttered as the world slowly came back into focus. "Dad?" She saw his face staring down at her. "You're late." 17 year old Gosalyn's life is just about to get a bit more complicated. Mostly goo and fluff.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 122,360 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Drake Mallard, Gosalyn, Grizzlikof, Steelbeak
Brothers by preciousann reviews
Harry was supposed to survive the killing curse during the Battle of Hogwarts, but Fate, Destiny, and Death had other plans. Harry died, but when he did he learned the truth about Dumbledore, Voldemort, and the people whom he thought loved him. He came back to make some changes! *AU* Bash! Some Weasleys, and Hermione! Dark Dumbledore!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,631 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/7 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Confessions of a Blue Box by Saphura reviews
"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/25/2012 - TARDIS
When We Were Young by Sharadethia reviews
This is the story of the childhood of the Doctor. It will be a long series of installments starting in the Academy years through the Time War. Currently M for violence and child abuse. Currently on year six.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 104,473 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Master, The Rani, The Meddling Monk, War Chief
Spyro: Beat Down by Roogs reviews
Everyone has a tipping point. With Dark Gems, monstrous creatures, voices in your head, and the true origin the Sorceress all coming to the fore, Spyro and Bianca are about to see just how far they can be pushed. Hunter/Bianca and Spylora featured
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Spyro, Bianca, Bentley, Elora
Meddlers In Time by Samhainix reviews
The Eighth Doctor is reunited with his former companion Ace (now Dorothée AKA Time's Vigilante) as they try and stop the web of time from being ripped apart by a callous force that wishes nothing more than to destroy the planet The Doctor loves most and then stab him in the hearts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - 8th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
A New Idea About Kissing by BlinovitchLimitationField reviews
When the echoes of a million lifetimes threaten to tear Clara's mind apart, she's rescued by the last savior she'd ever expect: that 'grumpy old cow', the TARDIS. Unfortunately for Clara, sanity comes at a rather steep price: periodic possession by a certain bitey mad lady who's growing ever-fonder of being human. 11/Clara, 11/Idris.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS, Idris, Clara O.
Ponds Don't Run by The Darkness Factor reviews
The Time Lords were victorious and now hold the universe in their grasp. Rose Tyler's fighting a revolution and the Doctor is nothing more than a myth. Then Melody Pond meets Oswin Oswald on the local prison planet- and that's when everything changes. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,051 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Melody P., Clara O.
A Very Not Happy Place by Anguis Intrepidus reviews
After a fight at Lestrange Manor, Harry, Hermione, Neville, and Cormac are thrust into 1946, when Tom Riddle is working to establish himself as Lord Voldemort. Much to their annoyance, he takes an interest in. . .well, them, specifically Hermione. Caught between a rock and a psychopath, Hermione must navigate her way around Riddle and return her troupe to their original time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,333 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Cliff Hanger by bilboely reviews
A (very) short fan-fiction based after the events of The Name of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - 7th Doctor, Clara O.
ZDW Phantom Duck by VAPX007 reviews
GRIM OOC AU ETC. Negaduck, Darkwing Duck, Launchpad and Director Hooter are finished. SHUSH is also gone. It's 4 years on, and what has become of everyone? Warning: VIOLENT graphics in chapter 1.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Negaduck
The Duck Knight Returns by Mengsk reviews
Darkwing has been missing for five years. Gosalyn, now a young woman, pushes old friends aside and veers close to darkness. Negaduck has returned to declare war. St Canard needs Darkwing but, for now, one troubled spirit will have to take his place.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Gosalyn, Negaduck
Dark Duck 13: Tricks With Mirrors by VAPX007 reviews
"Who cares!" Megavolt shut his eyes and turned over, pulling the insulation blanket up over his head. "I've got nobody to use it on anymore, anyway." Oh, the dark, pondering insanity of it all. & yeah, I know but that's the end of the chapter.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Megavolt, Darkwing Duck
Dig Deep For Victory! (The High Explosives Mix) by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
The Brigadier doesn't think he'll survive having Ace as a houseguest. He's pretty certain his flowerbeds won't. Post-episode for "Battlefield"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Brigadier, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
The Voldemort Trilogy Book 1: Rebirth by urcool91 reviews
Because he felt a hint of remorse during the last seconds of his life, Dumbledore decides to give him a second chance. But with a new Dark Lord rising, will Voldemort reborn be able to accept himself in time to stop the doom of the wizarding world? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Albus S. P. - Complete
Defeated by a Madman by caiktinrose reviews
A poem inspired by episode 7x01 of Doctor Who, 'Asylum of the Daleks.' It features the so-called insane daleks in the episode, the ones defeated by the Doctor. They intrigued me, so here's a poem on them! Reviews appreciated, thanks.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Daleks, 11th Doctor - Complete
VVCD The Turning Alternate 1 by VAPX007 reviews
Expect all new twists as the denizens of that dreaded castle return to your screen! Will Igor get his master to drink blood at last? Will Goosewing finally get the foul fiend? Will Count Duckula finally grow up and get the life he wants to lead? Ch 12 up
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012
Dark Duck 03: Love Forever After by VAPX007 reviews
"So who is he?" Darkwing asked. "The suspect is Drake Mallard." Hooter replied. After so many years, his father's killer has finally struck again. Can Darkwing get to the killer, or will Grizlykoff get to Drake Mallard? The mystery has to take a back seat, because if Drake Mallard is dead, Darkwing Duck won't be solving any mysteries ... ever again.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Drake Mallard, Darkwing Duck
A DW Let's Get Dangerous by VAPX007 reviews
A series of one-shots: One night, Drake snr stepped into a burning building to rescue in need citizens and didn't walk back out. This story isn't about him but rather of who he left behind ...
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Drake Mallard, Megavolt
Dark Duck 22: From This Angle by VAPX007 reviews
A short pre-Christmas story. Moloculo discovers something new about Darkwing: he's now a vampire. Horrified at the double discovery of their engagement, Moloculo casts a spell so that Morgana can literally see Dark for what he really is. Now it's up to the people in his life to get Darkwing Duck back to his regular self again.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Morgana M. - Complete
Fun Shorts and Missing Moments by ShiTiger reviews
As the title says, fun short fics and missing moments from the Darkwing Duck episodes and comics. Random slash couples maybe a little het .
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Darkwarrior Duck, Negaduck
Dark Duck X3: Continuum Conundrum by VAPX007 reviews
Take a trip through the multiverse with a few Darkwing Ducks. DWs start switching uncontrollably between AUs with some scary results. 4yrs on. Warning for violence. New Chapter: AKV P5. All chapters SPLIT.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn
Dark Duck 15: Halloween Mystery by VAPX007 reviews
Happy belated Halloween. Here's a favourite old Sci-fi/fantasy classic short story idea ... with a VAPX007 vampire twist. *Complete*
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Cosmoduck: 001101100 Things to Do in Space Dock by VAPX007 reviews
Ep 02: DWD X ST AU. Hmm ... The title seems fairly self explanatory here ... Oh, this is the staple Darkwing Duck characters as the crew on a Star Ship. I love these characters and I love the Star Trek universe so I hope you enjoy it too!
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011
TOS Switch by VAPX007 reviews
This is an old scrapping I found of mine. I just want to see how it looks posted so this is me posting it. I'll delete it from here later.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
VVCD The Turning by VAPX007 reviews
OOC AU A bunch of episodes about a young, jaded semi-vegetarian vampire Count Duckula and his various battles. R&R Requested. Warning: I kill things.
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010
When we are not alowed to life by moonbird reviews
Based on the new BOOM Darkwing comics, is set between the show and "The Duck knight returns." Drake mallard is having the worst job in the world, and even worse, he shares it with a good number of his worst enemies, all belonging to a more fun life.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Drake Mallard, Megavolt - Complete
Ginevra Demented by a daughter called random reviews
'Ginny was huddled in her corner looking nearly as bad as Harry felt.' This is my interpretation of why Ginny was disturbed by the Dementor attack in PoA. Ginny/Riddle if you turn off the lights and close your eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Candle Burning by clonedmemories reviews
You might not know it, but there's life in there somewhere, just waiting for revenge. A Master/Lucy drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - The Master, Lucy S. - Complete
The tale of the lone Reggie by moonbird reviews
One winthers night Bushroot doesn't fell so well, and next day he wakes up to quite the shock sending him into a turmult. It's time to face the facts and set things right.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bushroot, Negaduck - Complete
Out of time by moonbird reviews
A battle between Darkwing Duck and Megavolt proves to have an unforeseen outcome.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn - Complete
Dark Duck X1: Just a Nightmare by VAPX007 reviews
Negaduck has a little trouble waking up ... Teensy bit of M rated stuff but nothing unusual for this forum. Set three and a bit years into the future. *Complete*
DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Negaduck, Darkwing Duck - Complete
It Was Not Murder by SilverKelly93 reviews
A story set during the Last of the Time Lords from the Master's perspective. It is his view on the future and his thoughts on how his life has been. Rated teen for hints at suicide and character death. Very Lucy/Master, by the way.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - The Master, Lucy S. - Complete
Dark Duck 05: Wisteria by VAPX007 reviews
Reginald stared at the fateful transmitter invention, sitting on the trolley opposite him in the kitchenette. Not for one second had he guessed such a result was possible. How could life be so unfair? Bushroot's POV only. *COMPLETE* Happy Valentines!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bushroot, Darkwing Duck - Complete
Dark Duck 01: The Vampires of St Canard by VAPX007 reviews
The terror that flaps in the night investigates the terror that stalks the night. This seems a bit too dangerous, even for DW. But just you try telling him that! Warning: violence. Please review any advice, this is my first fanfic.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard - Complete
Cosmoduck: To Boldly Go Where No Duck Has Gone B4 by VAPX007 reviews
Ep 01: DWD x ST. With Cameo! The USS St Canard crew are brand new at this tour of duty, and bored out of their brains with their patrol of empty space, so they go find some Klingons to play with. DW/MM, S/GM - This is my first crossover, it gets better as it goes along.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Dark Duck 09: What is at Stake by VAPX007 reviews
Part 3 of 3 - "Alright, who are you and what have you done with my dad?" Darkwing Duck spun around from readying the rat-catcher. He raised an eyebrow at his daughter. "I take it you don't like my outfit."
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Darkwing Duck - Complete
Tension Convention by Cheezey reviews
When St. Canard hosts a Whiffle Boy fan convention, Quackerjack enlists Megavolt, Bushroot, and Liquidator to help him get his revenge.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,607 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
100 Themes Challenge: 14 Smile by Steffie1 reviews
Set during Necromancer and the Nymph. Emma realized that she never saw Igorth smile before.
Count Duckula - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
Fading Away by Steffie1 reviews
Count Duckula would never had dreamt his final moments would have been like this...
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Innocence Tarnished by Steffie1 reviews
Set in the Mein Guilt universe. Klara and Friedhelm travelled to Hungary to stop a young sorcerer from summoning monsters. To their horror, they discovered that it's a gander that couldn't be older than sixteen... Warning: OC-centric.
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Double Crossing by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor is out of his depth. The Doctor is wondering what he could possibly be thinking. The companions are having the time of their lives. Two threats at once lead to a complicated situation. ZephyrFox's request for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,370 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, 7th Doctor - Complete
Lil' Fearsome Five by Wolfyfox reviews
cute one shots of the fearsome five when they were young. Disclaimer:I do not own Darkwing Duck
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009
Kidnapping by Gosalyn2007 reviews
Gosalyn Mallard is kidnapped by the evil villain Negaduck who tells Darkwing Duck to stay out of his way when he plans to plunder all of St. Canard the next day with his henchmen or the little girl will be killed. Rated T for Negaduck's violent threats...
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Negaduck - Complete
Blood on My Hands by Steffie1 reviews
In a second, you could end someone's life; whether it was intentional or not.
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Hexes&Vexes by Irual reviews
Darkwing is accidentally cursed by Magica De Spell. Can Morgana and the Justice Ducks save our Hero or will he be doomed? And what Happens when Scrooge’s Money bin becomes the focal point of the Fearsome Five? Read and see
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 228,008 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
It's Too Quiet by EricaX reviews
The Fearsome Four are forced to stay as silent as possible while Negaduck sleeps, all the while itching for something to do. Lame summary. QuackerjackXMegavolt. A little bit of LiquidatorXBushroot.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Quackerjack, Megavolt - Complete
Only Human by Alara Rogers reviews
Three years ago, Q lost his powers as shown in the episode Deja Q , only in this story, he never got them back. Contains suicide attempts, violence. Further content warnings for Part IV in author's note on Part IV.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 380,736 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/29/2001 - Q
My Baby Butler by Steffie1 reviews
Sequel to Potion Commotion. Count Duckula decided to mix a potion to make Igor young. But, the plan worked a bit too well...
Count Duckula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Baby Duckula by Steffie1 reviews
Thanks to one of Dr. Von Goosewing's inventions, Count Duckula had turned into a cute and helpless duckling! Had the vampire hunter finally found a way to get rid of his foe for good?
Count Duckula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Mein Kind by Steffie1 reviews
After her papa was badly injured after being attacked by a vampire, Vanna Von Goosewing decides that she should disguise herself as her papa and destroy the vampire she believed attacked her father: Count Duckula!
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
The Raveller by pot kettle black reviews
A twist on a cliche. Hermione goes back in time to kill a nine-year old Tom Riddle and save the world. Or so she thinks. Her actions throw time itself into chaos and she realizes the only one who can help her fix it is, well, Tom--aged 17. AU HGHP HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
My Valentine Ghoul by Steffie1 reviews
Dr. Von Goosewing decided to invent a device that would destroy Count Duckula: make him fall so madly in love that he'd be helpless...
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
The Trouble with Children's Aid by FixitDWF reviews
Gosalyn is a troublemaker...so much so that the school has called in the St.Canard Children's Aid in to investigate into Gosalyn Mallard's home life. Will they find out who Gosalyn's Dad really is? Will they find the house a broken home? CONCLUSION!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
An Ugly Pink Dress by dead2self reviews
In which Ginny faces her very first boggart. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Butterflies and Flowers by XsilverXdoeX reviews
A tender conversation that Tom Riddle and Ginny may have shared before Harry arrived in the Chamber of Secrets. Third person, focused on Tom as he tries to make Ginny give into the pain and sleep. Slightest bit of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Netherworld Lights by Heide DeVries reviews
Kingdom Hearts fic. NegaDuck makes a deal with Hades.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
The Mouth of Setesh by Marnal reviews
Part 1 in a series of 7, eventually! The 7th Doctor and Ace meet some old friends, and the legacy of an old enemy. This story takes into account some of the events in the BBC book The Bodysnatchers, as well as events in the original TV series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
Yellow by Sour Schuyler reviews
What do you think Spyro’s reaction was when Sparx was green, and he got hit, and for the first time Sparx disappeared? Very short. Funny at the end.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast, Princess and the Dragon by Power of the Wol reviews
A very short one off set during A Hero's Tail. Red pays the Ice Princess a visit. Romantic drabble hinting towards RedXIce Princess.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Red - Complete
A Nightmare in Red Silk by Sionnain reviews
His perfect plan to kill her is ruined by red silk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Bookworm by Lunalelle reviews
Hermione has been captured by Death Eaters. She is given to one Death Eater in particular and they have a rather... academic discussion in bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort
They're Very Sensitive by drox reviews
Drabble. Daleks need love too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
She Don't Know She's Beautiful by gosalyngirl reviews
A good father-daughter fanfic. Gosalyn has a horrible breakup with a boy. Rated PG-13 for slight language use. Please read!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2003
Blood Thicker Than Water by Bloody-Ban reviews
Negaduck's temper flares even more when the most important thing in his life is taken away from him. *COMPLETE*
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
DragonFire and Destiny by Arissa GoldStripe reviews
The events that occur after Spyro 3. Burning emotions, intensity and passion reigne in this dramatic story. R+R greatly appreciated! ^__^ Rated PG13 for coarse language and some sexual concepts ·:In Progress:·
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Time for a Change (1999 version) by Aurora West reviews
Megavolt attempts to partake in a sinister scheme, fails, and gets himself and Quackerjack in trouble. Then the two of them meet someone...
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 9/16/2000 - Complete
How it all began... by Opal Amari reviews
This is my idea of how Spyro was born, and what happened before his encounters with Gnasty Gnorc. It's pretty cool, and I liked writing it. *:*UPDATED*:* I've fixed the errors and added an authors note!!! Please R/R!!! :)
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2002 - Published: 12/5/2001
A Spyro 2 Songfic by Opal Amari reviews
Oh man... this songfic is the result of 3/4 of a box of Orange Tic Tac Slivers and a Tuesday evening when I should be doing a report due the next day. It's like a Weird Al song. Please R/R
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2002
Megavolt Meets Someone Cool by The Lauderdale reviews
Scared by the title? As well you should be. 8 My first three readers thought I'd lost my mind. Yes, all three of them.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2001 - Megavolt - Complete
Remembering Alice by Mainecoon reviews
A shadow from Megavolt's past returns...
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2000
Back in the Spotlight Again by Crash reviews
Deviations: Book I. A long-dormant villain ettempts to re-establish himself. Takes place roughly 10 years after the series ended.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2000
Blast From the Future by Crash reviews
Deviations: Book II. Two words: Time Top.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2000
Alternative Ending by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A change of events during the Hoth Attack - read to find out who is the second crossover subject
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/1999
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The Haunting Of Mostly-Dark reviews
Horror Fic. Mostly-Dark Negaduck dies and makes an arrangement for his eternal torture, Poltergeist Mostly-Dark Negaduck sets himself for revenge on his arch-nemesis who caused this premature ending… but Mostly-Dark Darkwing's life is more complicated than the villain expected, but that just means more fun for him... right?
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Drake Mallard, Morgana M.] Gosalyn, Negaduck
No Place For Heroes reviews
Negs steals a device that sends him and the Darkwing gang to an alternate world in a distant future that has been ravaged by a horrible plague, now they have to find a way back... but what happened to this world's version of Darkwing? And who is "Vanquisher Duck"? Warning: Horror Theme. Zombie-slaying, seriousness, Technobabble, and Teenage Angst. OOC, OC, Zombies
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Darkwing Duck, Negaduck
A Link Through Time reviews
The story of Link, a one of a kind forbidden connection between two universes and two entirely different races. Link, the Doctor's daughter and her lonely companion The Mark 1. Aspects of LOZ throughout, Multicross, (disclaims will be made as things appear)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,183 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, TARDIS, OC
Guardian Of Eternity reviews
Clara sets out to write down her lives, she knows there is one story she shouldn't be writing because it is never ever to be read, especially by the Doctor, but when the temptation's too great for him what will be the result of his learning the biggest secret in existence?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
NegaGnat reviews
The prequel to NegaFamily. Negaduck's got competition and a new way to take back the Negaverse. NegaRelationships, NegaRelatives, NegaParenting, this has it all: OOC/OC Chainsawings, Crime, Gore and Mature Themes. (But nothing really graphic)
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Slightly-Less-NegaDuck
Dalek Fun reviews
ReUploaded: a look at Dalek recreation and why it is not a good idea to write it: evil, dark, violent.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Daleks - Complete
Living Antics2: Nega-Hearts reviews
ANTICS in the Negaverse again... NegaGosalyn falls in love, but does such a thing really exist in the Negaverse? Will the harsh world be able to break her heart or will she fight for what she believes in? NegaGos/OC... Introducing the latest hero in the Negaverse "Seraph"!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - NegaGosalyn, Slightly-Less-NegaDuck
Negaduck Faces the Cave of Ordeals reviews
Upon waking up Negaduck finds himself lost in a desert, not only that but when he finally finds civilisation again he suddenly finds himself locked up in the stronghold of the Gerudo Thieves, how much worse could the day get for Public Enemy Number One? Much worse...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Negaduck
Begin Again reviews
A new family arrive in from Nice Town, the Boss thinks that this'll be a chance for some new fun, but what is their connection to the Baskervilles, and why does it feel quite a lot like Deja Vu? OC
Baskervilles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - April B., The Boss
Lilo the Witch reviews
Lilo get's her Hogwarts letter and starts a journey that will be filled with: excitement, mystery, mayhem, and magic, old enemies return and new ones surface as Lilo discovers ancient powers and frightening monsters, and the final task will be completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Lilo P.
Junior's Toy reviews
q investigates the appearance of the Daleks in the Trek Universe, with his father busy in the Continuum and his mother unable to control him the omnipotent boy has some fun with his new toys. Nothing too violent but... Daleks, need I say more?
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Q Junior, Daleks
The NEW Old Days reviews
She searched the multiverse for him, she wants him back, or else. Darkwing's going to need a whole lot of help this time, he has to bring the missing super-villain back, but will he be able to bring him back in time to save everything? My "Negafamily" series and boom-series random really.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Darkwing Duck
The Masked Avenger reviews
AU, the end of Darkly Dawns the Duck, What if Darkwing didn't survive? Gosalyn feels responsible for the loss of a hero, and realises that the city needs a replacement and soon, introducing The Masked Avenger, Gosalyn's going to fix things and fast!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Gosalyn
He's In My Head reviews
"It was horrible, I had to do whatever he wanted, it was worse than Tank." Gosalyn's about to find that one out for herself. The possible mental argument between Flarg and Gosalyn in those few brief moments in Battle of the Brainteasers.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Gosalyn - Complete
NegaFamily reviews
Negaduck has family troubles, his daughter's becoming a criminal, and Lucy doesn't think that it's bad to be like her Dad after all she's Nega-Girl. But when things get too tough to handle will her Dad be there to save her? A dream I had. (Crime, violence, a tiny bit of gore, but nothing really graphic)
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Slightly-Less-NegaDuck - Complete
Luminating Wattage reviews
What's a super villain to do when he meets someone like him in need? OOC OC. One night Megavolt meets a little girl that glows who needs his help. This is quite fluffy for me.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Megavolt
Living Antics1: Nega-Driving reviews
First in the "Living Antics Series"... It's time for NegaGosalyn to try get her license, will she pass? and how oh how will she learn to drive in a world like the Negaverse?
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - NegaGosalyn, Slightly-Less-NegaDuck
The Terror That Flaps reviews
A Halloween night at Hogwarts a costume party goes wrong when the Fearsome Five show up, who will save Hogwarts from them? Randomly from SAM. SO not going to finish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
A Reading From Beedle The Bard
A Beedle the Bard story told by Hermione, about a doll on a music box.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
The Spider Incursion reviews
Doctor Von Goosewing re-discovers his Mark 7 Shrinking and Miniaturising Ray whilst spring cleaning, he accidently switches off the safety, a spider gets super-sized and Goosewing realises the potential of this unforseen event, Duckula beware!
Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
A Mirrored Stubbornness reviews
The war is over Voldemort is in control and the muggleborns are forced to be servants; Hermione has a lot to say to him. Read if you like arguments between LV and HG One-shot argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Little More Than Kin and Less Than Kind reviews
How Shakespearian is Harry Potter? We never got to see Draco get his orders from the Dark Lord in HBP, this is my version of how that scene would've gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Dalek School reviews
The Dalek Conditioner has malfunctioned and as a result the new Daleks have to be taught everything they need to know by an appointed Dalek Teacher.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Daleks - Complete
Howard's Cure
First Season, Howard finally gets rid of his unnatural mark on his chest, but it could come at a price. This IS a horror story and contains: Shirtless Howard, big bugs, and violence...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - [Howard M., Vince N.] - Complete
Phantom Incense reviews
Hermione's been busy, she's managed to get over her "addiction" but alone one night she finds herself losing control, and a lost soul has some unfinished business with her. i suck at summaries HG/TMR/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] - Complete
The Dark Lord Voldemort reviews
dumbledore sings harry a pirate song, adapted to be a dark wizard song... hbp once again not exactly humour
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
How I'd Love To Be The Dark Lord reviews
Harry sings a song about How He Wants To Be The Dark Lord, Lyrics adapted from the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Outlaw", Not exactly humor but yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Foridden Love reviews
Oneshot Hogwarts Express scene: A Hermione/Draco pairing, that just can't be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete