Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, StarTrek: Voyager, Count Duckula, DarkWing Duck, Baskervilles, Legend of Zelda, and Lilo & Stitch.
"When Life Gives You Lemons: Don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!..."
"When life gives you lemons: Make grape juice. Then sit back and relax as the world wonders how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons: Freeze them and then throw them as hard as you can at the people who are making your life difficult."
Over-all Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, or Legend of Zelda, or Star Trek or Harry Potter, or Lilo and Stitch... or anything... the only thing I can claim ownership on is how it all comes together in the cocktail-shaker and has been poured out into the story glasses I present to you, yes that's right I'm not an author I'm a bartender, enjoy your drinks, they're on the house!
WOAH!!!!! I just wandered through Wikipedia and discovered that St Canard isn't where I thought it was... but for my current stories it's still New York and we'll just ignore the idea that it's on the other side of the USA... Crazy things going on... my worlds are a lie...
"Joey the Ripper turns to Negaduck and asks. 'Have you ever had one of those dreams where you find yourself a few years down the track with a home, hearth and a family?'
Negaduck replies. 'Why yes, I call those nightmares.'..."
Head is stuck in: Doctor Who/Darkwing Duck
I believe: In the two sides of many a villain, everyone has history and everyone makes plans, and even Negaduck has his reasons for doing things his way...
But weirdly enough I'm not talking about Negaduck right now, I'm talking QUACKERJACK:
Yes, our favourite Criminal Toy-maker, who gives his toys the appropriate commercialisation whilst robbing banks and committing crimes:
Free marketing venture for toy-soldiers, that's right kids, you too can lead your very own army of sentient soldiers, much more realistic than other leading brands.
But let's take a glimpse into his subtlety for parents to know but children not to notice: the difference between the mechanical teddy who is capable of being sharp and nasty when need be, and then there's the exploding PANDA, excuse me for saying this but it's not often one finds a toy panda and Quackerjack brand toy panda explodes, the fact it's a panda is like a warning label for parents, but kids'll never know it, who has actually noticed this until I pointed it out? The teddy is brown, the panda black and white, the toy dog you have to wind-up and then there's... hold on, a row of grim reapers? I wonder what they do? Because unlike any other toy company Quackerjack Toys actually refuses to ever specialise, the toy chainsaw, the army of toy soldiers, the nutty putty, the toy teeth, Quackerjack delivers three times what you were expecting- Okay enough advertising we'll now return you to your helping of profile that you actually came here to read.
Update: I think I may have finally progressed from being an absolutely atrocious writer to being just a headache off of meh... course now that I say that anything written pre-2013 is still horrible and I am half tempted to go about deleting many of them, as has happened before... but I'm not going to, I refuse to delete them and I shall keep randomly updating whatever I can manage to. Keeps things interesting.
The images for the majority of my stories are pictures that I myself have taken from things, I can't draw Ducks or people, but I can draw Daleks, I figured that since I'm writing "FAN-fiction" I'll use my "FAN-pics" for things, the majority being of course screenshots that fit to story... I don't like this image thing because a lot of my stories are OOC situations that I can't get pictures for, hello Paint! Who needs PhotoShop?
I'm not a perfect writer, I don't write things all that well, that's why I'm here playing with FanFiction, where it's safe.
As far as originality goes my head makes it's own decisions, some ideas are new some are recycled and others are a merge between the two.
I am more on the darker side of fiction, hence Joey the Ripper being my pen name, I chose it as a kind of warning that most of my stories involve at least one death at some point, very rarely will I write a story that doesn't, except if it happens to be a one-shot or I'm feeling exceptionally nice, to the Characters and/or to the readers... I myself have no qualms with writing gory details that come from stories that involve: Zombies, Vampires, Psychopathic Serial Killers (That's Serial with an S), velociraptor attacks, or Doctors/Scientists.
My only issue with writting gory details is in fact the word "Details", I am still getting into writing graphics, I haven't got it down-pact just yet so you might find yourself glad of it if you find yourself in, say, the Negaverse, I might get Negaduck a chainsaw victim or two (or thirty) but details of it won't really be written in properly.
"Negaduck shuddered, what about that night made it a bad memory? The one single moment in his life that turned him into a Super-villain? What was the bad part of that night that he remembered enjoying so much? He stepped up to Lucy and rose an eyebrow. 'Her name was “murder”, the band was “chainsaw”, and the label was “petrol”.' He smirked. 'The night I killed my parents and became Negaduck. I fell in love with her, and she's been with me ever since, only the band and label change.' He smiled sadistically." - Ah, true Love.
I have 1 cat named Bobby, and plenty of plants.
Favorite Characters, in no particular order: Link, THE DALEKS!, Voldemort, Q, Dracula, Yoda, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Megavolt, NegaDuck, Count Duckula, Igor, King Monkey, and The Carnivorous Dinosaurs from all 3 Jurassic Park movies (Especially the Velociraptors.)
Favorite music: gee, do i have a favourite?... hmmm it's a toss up between Boney M and Avril Lavigne but Mozart is cool. and "Weird Al" Yankovic is a genius!
Favourite authors: J. K. Rowling, Bram Stoker, VAPX007... and the list goes on.
Hater Of Twilight... sorry, but it is true.
Please review my stories, I need the feedback to get better, I can only improve so much from solid writing.
By the way, For all you Doctor Who/ Dalek fans I strongly suggest this site:
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