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Joined 08-22-06, id: 1120302, Profile Updated: 01-25-09
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Hi im Lynn and I dont get to write much so it might take me a while to update. My account on Fictionpress is SecretWhispers.

Favorite Pairings:

Fruits Basket:

Kyo/Tohru

Kyo/Haru

Kyo/Shigure

Kyo/Hatori

Yuki/Hiro

Tohru/Shigure

Tohru/Haru

Tohru/Hatori

Tohru/Momiji

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione/Ron

Draco/Hermione &/ or Blaise

Sirius/Hermione &/ or Remus

Sirius/Harry &/ or Remus

Hermione/Oliver

Hermione/Barty Crouch Jr

Bill/Hermione &/ or Charlie

Hermione/Marcus Flint

Hermione/Fred &/ or George

Naruto:

Naruto/Kakashi (my favorite pair)

Sasuke/Kakashi

Kakashi/Iruka

Sasuke/Naruto &/ or Itachi

Gaara/Naruto &/ or Sasuke

Gaara/Kankuro

Sasori/Sakura (only time i like her)

Kiba/Kankuro

Shikamaru/Naruto

Pretty much any pair that is yaoi. I don't like Sakura, period. Lee is ok, but only in small doses.

About me:

Colors: Purple, Lime-Green, Silver, Black, Blue

Sports: Soccer, VolleyBall, Gymnastics

Bands: Breaking Benjamin, Porcelain And The Tramps, Angelspit, Faderhead, Aryia, Emilie Autumn, D'espairsray, Hollywood Undead, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Gazette, Jack Off Jill, Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Green Day, Disturbed, From First To Last, Muse, Good Charlotte, 30 Seconds To Mars, Sum 41, Papa Roach, Godsmack, Skillet,Linkin Park, Korn, Marilyn Manson.

Things that you would never guess about me that you most likely already know:

I love putting hot boys in handcuffs.

I love Kakashi.

I have an unhealthy addiction to threesome relationships.

I love making Sasuke a possesive bastard.

I am a huge procrastonator.

I have a slight addiction to my computer.

I tend to be perverted.

I love characters who are lazy and procrastonators -cough Shikamaru cough-

I am a Harry Potter addict.

Same goes for Naruto.

I also have an unhealthy obbsession with Kankuro and Shino from Naruto.

I tend to blame everything on my best friend.

Favorite Sentences:

"Calling you mentally challenged would be like calling a normal person Einstein."- Me

"They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. I think the guns help. If you walked up to someone and yelled BANG I dont think you would kill too many people."- Me

"Lets kill her"- My best friend (dont ask)

"Be optimistic- the people you hate will die eventually" - Me

"Thou shall not steal from K-mart, Walmart has better selections"- Andrew

"To steal ideas from one person is called plagerism. To steal ideas from many is called research."- Me and Andrew

"I BLAME YOU FOR GLOBAL WARMING!"- Me

"I like cheese!"- My best friend (Nina)

"People say there is always tomorrow. Which seems like they are saying "There is no use in getting through today, because you'll just have to do it again in 24 hours."- Me

"Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100 real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana? "- Me

"Whoever said words cannot hurt me obviously never got hit in the head with a dictionary."- Me

"Being a teenager is tough, sometimes life isnt fair, other times it is, and even then I say fck that!."- Me

"Its been lovely, but i have to scream now!"- Me

"School activites are for people who haven't yet discovered the thrill of counting ceiling cracks."- Me

"History teaches us that men and nations only behave when they have exhausted all other options."-Me

"She's one of my best friends, I can kill her"- Me (You May Not Want To Know)

"Im not good at spanish. Weve been in here for 4 weeks and all I know how to say is taco"- Charles.

-singing- "On the first day of Spanish I comitted suicide..."- Charles.

"I love studying while reading, while talking, while spanishing"- Charles. note: Charles hates spanish class

"Everyone likes me, except the few that don't, but I don't talk to them."- my dad.

"Morals flew out the window a long time ago."- Me.

"I don't water the grass, if I do it will become dependant"- My Uncle.

"Your family is rich you stupid spoiled whore."- A Guy Named Alan In My Geometry Class On People With Iphones (He Was Joking, I Think...)

"The principal wanted me to take off my pajama pants. Something about a safety hazard, what are they going to do? Drawstring me to death?"- David

"I stole your purse, but I'll give it back"- Charles to our spanish teacher.

"Was that dirty? Because if it was dirty I would have gotten it alot quicker"- Laine.

"Everyone gets shot in the government"- Cameron.

"This gum tastes like a sex party in my mouth"- Connor.

"The hips will not thrust"- My Biology Teacher (Some Kids Kept Doing The Pelvic Thrust)

"Did you have the hatorade before you came to school?"- My Biology Teacher.

"Bright, shiney peices of crap I command you to explode"- Courtney To The School Lights.

"We were on the same toilet seat"- Chad (You Had To Be There)

"There are occasionally dead people in a cemetary"- Me (Talking about seeing a ghost)

Lines that I love from stories I have read on here:

“Naruto… why is your hand on Sasuke’s crotch?”- Kakashi in the story Hn by Quack says the T-shape.

“Well, why don’t you take off your boxers too then, lead a real revolution?”- Sasuke in the story Take off your goddamn clothes! by Quack says the T-shape.

"Sasuke, I love you and want to bear your man-babies"- Naruto in the story The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape.

"Goddamn it, that's the last time I go stalking down a dark alleyway."- Haru in the story CENSORED! by Oreo-chan.

“No more gay bars, damn it!”- Kyo in the same story.

"Your as dead as Micheal Jackson in a Save The Children Corparation."- Kakashi in the story Push it to the Limit Sasuke by ThemostawesomeRen-Chan.

"This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk-in harem!"- Sasuke in the story Sharing is Caring by Asukat Kureru.

“There’s a thin line between hate and homosexual man-feelings.”- Sasuke in the story No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape.

“Away! Emo-one!”- Naruto talking to Sasuke in the story The Wonder That Is Maths Class by Quack says the T-shape.

“I’d like to quadratic yourequation.”- Sasuke also from the story The Wonder That Is Maths Class.

"Did you happen to mention that your cooking skills are limited to Easy Mac and Lucky Charms?"- Naruto in the story Prince Charming by Yobster29.

“It is a beautiful day to be sitting on a Hokage’s face.”- Kakashi in the story An Invisible Mask by ScaryCrazy.

"...and Then this old man jumped out in a suit and big glasses! Then this weird techno music came on and he started dancing"-Kakashi in the story Just Your Ordinary Nightly Rituals by Retaeh.

“Do him again, Sasuke!”- Sakura and Ino in the story Shobou fun by Rokudaime Kunoichi.

“Can I put my hand down your pants instead?”- Kakashi in the story Are You Awake Sasuke? by Ritsuka's Cousin.

“True. Hey, you know, if you’re tired from all that running around, I can carry you back to the dorm.”

“In your dreams, Uzumaki.”

“Every night, Sasuke. Every night.”- Those three were from the story Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume.

"Sometimes I wish I weren’tsuch a studmuffin...but not often."- Naruto in the same story.

"But I wouldn't be any fun if I were predictable."- Kakashi in the story Restless by Jelp.

"No. That’s not right, no, no, no! What does God have against me getting laid!"- Sasuke in the story Monster by Lin West.

"Oh...wouldn't you like to come to the party in my pants instead??"- Sasuke in the story But I'm Horny by YaoiObsession.

"Yeah, he was all like 'Oh, I need to go to the hospital' and 'I'm gonna bleed to death' and blah blah blah. Him and his damn excuses..."- Naruto in the same story.

"And now, my love, to sleep the sleep of the dead, till that fateful hour when my Lady Hokage calls upon me to once more bloody my hands in her favour – at which time I shall pull the pillow of slumber across my face and tell her to screw off."- Naruto in the story Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-Of-Death.

“Good morning Ronald, I’m afraid I’m still pissed at you darling, so do be a dear and shut up won’t you.”- Hermione in the story Understanding Your Alligiance by Marari.

“That was a terrible throw. I had to let go of Iruka's butt to catch that,”- Kakashi in the story Gay Day by Oraday.

“Com'on Raidou! I wanna have diner bathroom sex.”- Genma in the same story.

“Molesting you. It'd be easier if you didn't wear so much clothes.”- Kakashi in the story Despair Rendered Hope by Oraday.

“Well, Nara-san, as long as you don’t get any. . .questionable substances in my nephew’s wounds, you may take him and distract him from his undoubtedly painful cuts any way you please.”- Hiashi Hyuuga in the story Matters Of Hyuuga by chaosTYE.

"Well, what're you gonna do?"

"Punish him."

"Why does that sound like a rape threat?"

"You're the second person to ask that today."- Sasuke and Shikamaru in the story Freshman Pet by YoshimiKurosaki.

“I was hoping maybe a hit to the head would make you a little smarter, but I just remembered that one can loose braincells if they smash their head too hard. I apologize.”- Sasuke in the story Love's Little Lessons by Suiryoka.

'Oh gods, I've destroyed one of the only sane shinobi I had left!'- Tsunade in the story Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess.

"Alright, just remember to not have sex in funny places!"- Tsunade in the story Naruto and His Body Guard by Darktulip.

"I’ll have to fall down on my knees and beg for forgiveness. Bang my head on the ground a few times while I’m at it."- Kakashi in the story A Different Perspective by Book Of Changes.

"So the bastard’s a super mutant ninja turtle…"- Naruto about Sasuke in the story A Collection Of Wet Dreams by Retaeh.

“Naruto, you’re marrying Sasuke, now get out or I won’t let you become Hokage.”- Tsunade in the story Sealed by Ms Trick.

“I knowI’m attracted to Naruto. You can stop constantly reminding me!”- Sasuke in the same story.

“Art’s a blast, un!”- Deidara in the story Swept Away From The Ashes by Mishka-chan.

"I'd do the same thing if my Zabu-kun came home with glitter on him! I'd stab his eyes out, cut off all his limbs, ALL, THEN I'D RIP OUT HIS HEART AND THROAT IT IN THE OCEAN AND LAUGH AS HE DIED BEFORE MY FEET! MWAHAHAHAHA!"- Haku in the story Naruto Sleep Over! by LiveLifeWithNoRegrets.

"You are a cock sucking fag, and you LOVE it!"- Naruto in the same story.

“I’ll kiss him here and there, I’ll make him blush and mewl, Here, little brother, wanna feel the lips that will grace your sex object?”

“Mom! Itachi’s being incestuous!”

“Hah! Don’t be cross with me, little brother! As if that doesn’t turn you on!”- Itachi and Sasuke in the story Fall For The Pretty Face? I Think Not by Retaeh.

"You're supposed to be dancing not having sex on my bed."- Sai in the story The Nerd by Animehead.

“You should be glad I came home at all little brother. Now how about you be a good boy and match your tight ass into my room. Strip off all those confining clothes and get on my bed so that I can fuck your brains out.”- Itachi in the story The Prodigy by badkittyitachi.

“I better not get a fucking phone call or anyone at my fucking door step. I’m going home to fuck the shit out of Sasuke and if anyone interrupts me, there is going to be hell to pay.”- Itachi in the same story.

“You wrote an Azkaban escapee a letter on waffles?”

“Yes, but I would like to remind you that he wrote me one on pancakes.”- Hermione and Charlie in the story New Law by Luisa Weasley20.

“Flirting! They were practically giving him a lap dance! With their eyes!”- Sirius in the story Ravenwhores and Chocolate Sauce by Psycho Hippy.

"Kill Voldemort... Get back with Ginny... All tomorrow. Should only take a couple of hours...Shit... What am I supposed to do after that? Oh yeah, seduce Hermione..."- Harry in the story A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Well, Somethings by Jazzy Soul.

"The man did have a knack for knowing what people were thinking. Then again he’d gone quite batty in the past ten years and could very well be playing matchmaker again."- Charlie about Dumbledore in the story A New Way Of Seeing by rinny08.

"You’ve pimped out your best friend to your ex boyfriend’s father!"- Ron to Ginny in the story Simply A Matter Of Conveinance, My Dear by Pickled Princess.

"Because we all know that under his silent mask, Itachi is smiling manically at us all."- Naruto in the story What's A Uke? by Vami.

"A passerby shot him an odd look, and, finally taking note of the fairly busy street that he was stopped in, he decided to brainstorm back in his appartement where there was no one around to mind when he chatted with various body parts."- Naruto in the story Addicted by Sarsaparilla.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You sometimes type up your homework in chatspeak.

2. You don't use your cell phone to talk, you just text.

3. You lose at "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader."

4. You can't remember your natural hair color.

5. If you don't have an Ipod you're old-fashioned.

6. You know more about the people in Harry Potter than the author does.

7. You keep nodding your head and smiling.

8. And you've already started scrolling back up to prove that there was no number 5.

9. When there was one all along.

10. And now you feel like an idiot because you have seen so many of these things you assume that they are all the same.

So put this in your profile if you are sick of seeing these stupid things, and remember to give me some credit for it because I made it.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm PANSEXUAL so I MUST be attracted to everyone.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

Well Troublesome thoughts was just supposed to be one chapter but now one of my friends has read it and is making me keep writing more! She's worse than a dictator when it comes to this story this morning she shoved my paper into my hands and my pen and then anytime I would look up from the paper she would say "I didn't say you could look up" and force me to go back to work. So the story will now be however many chapters she wants it to be, or at least that's what she says.

My Harry Potter stories really aren't a priority right now, I seem to be on a Naruto kick. Eh.

Also make sure you check out:

www.fanfiction.net/~sasukesemolover

www.fanfiction.net/~mimiruhack

they are my best friends so read their stuff!

NOTE TO ALL MY READERS: Recently I have gone back through my stories and discoverd tons of mistakes. I am currently in the process of going back and editing them. So if you decide to read something of mine, I strongly suggest you wait a while.

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Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Professors Pet by imslytherinatheart reviews
Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy, both professors at Hogwarts share a common interest in a student. The student? Why Hermione Granger of course. SS/HG/LM.. don't like, don't read. Rated M for later chapters. HP/DM also
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,075 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Tohru Vs Yuki by Sashenka reviews
When Kyo admitts to Tohru he's scared of being locked up by Akito for not being able to beat Yuki, Tohru goes to Akito to plead for Kyo's freedom. What will happen when Akito orders Tohru to fight against Yuki in Kyo's place? TxK Please Review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,551 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Brothers Can't Be Trusted by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,276 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Guest by Makkura Arashi reviews
Pleasure shot through Sasuke as Itachi held him, until his eyes shot open to meet the shocked blue eyes of his guest. Have the Uchiha brothers finally found their missing piece or will Sasuke's hate stop it before it starts? Yaoi Threesome, SN,IS, ISN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,142 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Of Snakes and Lions by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is thrown back in time where SS and LM are 7th years. The Gryffindors ignore her but two Slytherins decide she is worth their time. SS/HG/LM. READ WARNINGS INSIDE. Don't like, don't click. Probably OOC, AU, not canon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Fate by ChibiChino reviews
Naruto gets a slave for his 18th birthday and Sasuke is what he gets.Their past life are more complicated than any of them thought and soon it catches up to them.M for later chaps Pairings of Narusasu viceversa GaaraXneji,KibaXshika for now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,146 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Someday Sunny Skies by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Nothing but tragedy had come from the Final Battle, not even when Harry and Hermione had been hurtled into the past. But Tom Riddle changes things, and finally, Hermione could tell that she would be seeing sunny skies again. Finished in 2006, may edit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,986 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Guardian by Makkura Arashi reviews
"You want that punk to stay with me." His voice was completely void of all emotions and then…"How can you think for a moment that he could stay with me?".Naruto has to be Sasuke's gaurdian, too bad his charge has the hots for him.SemeSasu,older Naru.Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,897 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Itachi's Voodoo Hotline by SkyUnderSeige reviews
What happens when Itachi starts a voodoo merchandise line, and sells them to anyone willing to buy?Well, Iruka, Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura are about to find out. SasuNaru, KakaIru, hinted ItaKyuu and others. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-of-Death reviews
Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
too much kissing by D.masher reviews
a little update on this semi forgotten fanfic kyouxharuxuki yaoi content sorry i havent been updating for ages but i hope you all enjoy reading this.. oo and poke me if im takeing too long to update
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,209 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S.
The Cousin of Death by Ezzie Valentine reviews
In the middle of class, Honda Tohru is summoned to the main office to meet a visitor. Who would have know that a trip to a dying man's bedside could have such life threatening consequences? Contains Spoilers for the anime
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,126 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Tohru H., Hatori S.
Marriage is Sometimes Troublesome to Explain by lave en fusion reviews
When Mrs Weasley finds a letter saying that Hermione married one of her sons in secret, she sets out to learn who it is, not expecting the answer she would get
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Mudblood Exchange by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by Fearlover
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,504 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Little Packages by imslytherinatheart reviews
Harry is distracted and causes an accident in potions. Hermione is the unfortunate victim and is stuck with Snape while he figures her out. HG/SS.. Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Expect the Unexpected by ObliviousTrace reviews
Hermione has a life plan. But it involves falling in love with Ron, not his older brother...HrF, HG, and a little DHr later on. UPDATED 10/17/09.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,155 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Enspelled by Dafina reviews
Lucius casts a powerful curse upon Hermione. Severus must help her resist its effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,332 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
I Can't Believe I Did That by Amaya.Pierce reviews
So when it rains, my house has a nagging habit of giving me a black out. So, trying to make the day different, I take a walk, only to run into him.. SasorixSakura REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Tireless Drive: Not Your Typical AU by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Naruto's a rookie street racer looking to make it big in Rockport: where the cops are hot on your tail and the racers are even hotter. But with the mighty #1 looking mighty tempting, that might not be his only goal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Whirlpool by obsidian-rain reviews
Sasuke is the biggest playboy in school, he's athletic, smart, and has perfect features. He’s able to get any girl he wants, but he is only attracted to that damned, innocent boy, Uzumaki Naruto. SN Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,783 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,020 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
CENSORED! by fullmetalcanchan reviews
In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,825 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Mind Games by OriginalDeadman reviews
Derek starts to have certain fantasies about a certain stepsister. What will he do when they start to reek havoc on his normal life? Dasey and mature themes/language involved.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,619 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reproduce by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crimson Ice by Kage Ryuu Tenshi reviews
AU. Sasuke leaves Konoha, devastating Naruto hours after their kiss. He returns to find an emotionless Hunter Nin, who allows only six people even remotely near him. Will Sasuke be able to bring back Naruto or will Naruto be lost to him forever? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lessons For Harry by remuslives23 reviews
Harry needs some urgent assistance, and who better to help than Remus and Sirius? This is a threesome, slash fic - set after DH. RL/SB, brief mention of HP/OW, and RL/SB/HP. AU - of sorts. Not your thing? Feel free to move onto the next fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Soul Seeker by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HPDM Draco is a submissive Veela who can’t sense his Mate, because his Mate’s a Horcrux. Voldemort is finally dead, so why does Harry’s scar still hurt? Post DH no Epilogue. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pranksters have hearts by A-Graceful-Rose reviews
Fred and George fall in love with Hermione whilst they're back at the Burrow for the weekend. Together, they try to get her to return their feelings. FredHermioneGeorge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 11/1/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Philosophy of Love by lightsoul reviews
Sasuke is in love with Naruto and has been in love with Naruto since high school. Of course Naruto is completely oblivious to his love. Tired of the loneliness Sasuke will try and take some advice and make Naruto jealous. Jealous possesive Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stupefy by mydickisthealpha reviews
Mostly crack!fic, some serious parts though. Itachi is a sensei at a school. Naruto is a student at said school. Itachi is a pedophile. Naruto is a student that is hiding something. M, Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Those Weird Feelings No One Ever Gets by No More Masquerade reviews
AU: High School: When you just keep falling in love and falling in love and falling in love to the point of breaking. It's hard to deal with those weird feelings that people just never get. SasuNaru GaaNaru SasuNeji KisaIta SasoDei NejiTen KakaIru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 7,148 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione is given a potion by well meaning friends. Now she is forced to kiss all of her crushes -past and present- until she finds her true love. The question is, who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Shadowplay by Marari reviews
Sequel to 'Understanding your Allegiance'. Hermione is now a Shadow working to protect the integrity of the Wizarding World, despite opposition from all of her now exfriends. With her new allegiance and new allies, how will the war progress? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,004 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Consequences: The Trio, Love and Life of Three by ficerella reviews
After the final battle - the love that builds between Harry, Ron, and Hermione. DH compliant, minus epilogue. Rated M for sexual content - will have trio-love going on! Updated weekly when possible! Drama, fluff, smut. Yummy mix! -- trio centric: H/R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,183 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Checkmate by GeminiScorp reviews
Hermione is manipulated into revealing a secret and Severus uses it to his advantage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What's a Uke? by vami reviews
Chapter three up! We always here stories were Naruto is the clueless little adorable blonde that everyone is basically lusting over. Well, now the roles are reversed. Sort of. Unintentional Boy Love. Now off the 'complete' list. M for language now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ramen Delivery by HK Keiji reviews
[Chapter eleven] Sasuke delivers Ramen to Naruto.. ramen and sex.. how hot is that? YAOI WARNING... shonenai narusasu sasunaru xx yay UCHIHACEST twist. kibasasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lions and Tigers and Yaoi, Oh My! by Shawanem reviews
One fic to rule them all, twenty years to write it, one character to rape them all, and no use to fight it. Warnings: Yaoi, misuse of the word "truly", and devoid of plot. Guarenteed to make you violently horny, or your money back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Begging for a Banana by DNSegawa reviews
Sasuke is a student at a high school and Itachi is the gay sex education teacher there. What happens when Sasuke gets hungry and asks Itachi for a banana? Alot more than he planned. What? Sasuke's late for class, too? Read inside to see what happens nect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parthenogenesis by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
Parthenogenesis: Asexual form of reproduction that does not require fertilization. Kyuubi believes he has found his way out. Not your everyday Mpreg. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,035 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Losing It by Twin Exchange reviews
Hermione has decided she wants to lose her virginity to one of the Weasley brothers. Through a series of daydreams, she imagines the benefits of having each one as her first lover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kissy Kissy Plan by hyan-hye reviews
Sasuke woke up and felt as though he wanted something. He couldn’t figure it out until he saw Naruto. Sasuke arranged plans to kiss Naruto. Turned out a kiss wasn’t enough for Sasuke’s craving or whatever it is. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Karma by oxtenshixo reviews
Charlie, Harry and Hermione send themselves back into the past to save the future before theyre left with nothing. They go through a tough time dealing with the Weasleys betrayal and seeing ppl that should be dead. Warning: OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,606 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
We Meet Again by AuthorDream4Life reviews
What would happen if the Golden TrioFred and George went back to Maurauder's time? Total chaos! Not to mention a comedic experience, an unexpected romance, lots of lies, a prank war, and a game of Truth or Dare! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,939 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Black Rose by Severus's vampiress reviews
SeverusHermione. It starts with him finding her stealing firewhisky in the middle of the night, and it leads to a marriage Law, love, betrayal,a child and an unexpected kidnapping......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,183 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Innocent Play? by Goddess of Serpents reviews
COMPLETE - What happens when a simple game of truth or dare, and a bottle of firewhiskey do? NC17 for later chapters. Totally AU nobody is dead .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens In The Cage by Twin Exchange reviews
A plan to cure Remus goes terribly wrong and Charlie, Bill, Sirius and Hermione become trapped in a cage with a very unhappy werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A kiss to make you mine by Moola Deena reviews
Sasuke had never thought that a non-fighting moron could be so unnerving. One-shot. Narusasu. Lemon. Anal, oral, PWP, WAFF. Please note the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth Number One by Odi et amo reviews
...and then Hermione and I lived happily ever after and made love every 9.187640927 seconds, which was satisfying beyond candy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer in the South by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,756 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Magical Betrothal by cocoachristy reviews
Luna convinces Hermione to perform a specific charm, and the results change the lives of four unsuspecting wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,332 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight Years by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione thought that using her time turner would help save lives; instead she found herself back in time and falling for the wrong Weasley. HG&BW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,715 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Simplicity by Mimiru.hack reviews
It's simple, all you have to do is read it. Rating may change. Language, Adult Situations, Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Shigure S., Kyo S.
Darkest Desires by Lupinswolfie reviews
Moony growled suddenly. 'This is my only warning, mate. I will have you, whether the human likes it or not. You will give in to me because we are destined to be together and you’ll find you can’t deny me.' COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,087 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews
AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,874 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Be Mine by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione's crush on Charlie is about to be exposed thanks to one of George's products. Is it possible that Charlie feels the same? Just a sweet little story. T for minor language. HG&CW Post DH but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
New meaning to 'Underneath the Underneath' by GravityFail reviews
Naruto is missing on his 18 birthday, few days later Tsunade finds Sarutobi's private scrolls along with a journal that belonged to Naruto. She soon finds out the truth of the Facade that is Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Happy Christmas by Third Person Omniscient reviews
Harry goes to Grimwald place for Christmas holidays. Lupin has a suprise waiting. Mild Weasly bashing, beacause it's just so easy. DH never happened. HPSB. Various others mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Shamelessly by atruwriter reviews
An evening tryst leads Hermione to the conclusion that she and Fred were meant for more than secrecy. All she has to do is let herself say those three words. :FredHermione OneShot, Challenge issued by Tahneese:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/3/2008 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Once Upon A Time by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Prince Sasuke has to get married. Or screwed. Mostly? Screwed. Uchihacest. Hinted GaaNaru. Warning: Incest and Language! And crack. Lots and lots of crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Proposal by highonpixistixs reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! Gaara comes to Konoha with a proposal that could change the lives of two people forever. But will the blonde accept this proposal or will Gaara have to force him? Expect protective mother hens, jealous Uchihas, crazy Akatsuki, the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,447 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Much Ado about Everything Else by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Wherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Unwanted Vacation by inazuka.pup reviews
The puppet master needed to relax, and work out some issues. Luckly a certain dog boy is there to help him out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 5,447 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Defying the Norms of Society by brumalbreeze reviews
Sasuke is part of a royal family and at 13, he was required to get a humanoid pet, pets which look like humans with animal ears and tails. He chose a fox and years have passed. Many bad things have caught them, what will the end be? [AU, Warnings Inside]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,023 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Queerwolf by Jelp reviews
I am the one they call the Queerwolf, the one that hunts for men to sate my lusts. But I have no control over my desires, this sickness, but the blond one...he might just be able to help me, to save me from my own insanity...Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Back to the Past, Away from the Present by Lady of Elysion reviews
Hermione is sent back in time when Malfoy discovers her time turner. HGSS First proper story so R&R! Sequel up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just Not Fair by O.t.o.n.a.s.h.i reviews
Naruto is a stripper. He is a drop out ever since the government decided to charge students to go to school. He is offered a two week job by a glamorous highschool as a model for the art class' sketches. There he meets Sasuke...SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
THE PLAYWITCH FIASCO by FuzzyCat reviews
Percy and Oliver slash. Percy is dateless,horny and living with his ex. Not a good combination. Then he gets hold of a certain magazine and sees a whole new side to Oliver Wood. Then fate steps in. PART 10 IS UP ! ENJOY !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Oliver W., Percy W.
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
What Are the Odds Anyway? by Higure-san reviews
There are a lot of things with very slim chances of occuring, but they do happen. Take one unique 'boy', and another boy with odd psychiatric combinations, what are the chances that utter chaos will happen? None? Oh, you're wrong, so wrong! [AU, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,607 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Saving George by mackgirl reviews
George has spent the last year losing himself in his grief. No one can get him out of it, then Hermione returns and tells George a secret. Will her secret help to get George out of his depression? HGGW T in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,946 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Where Do Broken Hearts Go? by Athenian Grace reviews
It's a famous bet, really. Get the girl in the bed and get the money. Then dump her like yesterday's trash in front of the everyone to see. Blaise Zabini decides to takes the offer from Draco Malfoy. The target? Hermione Granger, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,289 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Inverted by juneprota reviews
[SLASH] A 17 year old Brian meets a 29 year old Justin and sparks fly. BrianJustin.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
May I Take Your Picture? by C.Alexia reviews
Naruto is an art major with a concentration on photography, and he is in search for the perfect model. Sasuke is the transfer student in need of money. Crazy art students and college life collide all for the quest to take the perfect picture. AU SasuXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Meet Sasuke Uchiha by highonpixistixs reviews
Meet Sasuke Uchiha, 17 years old, the last surviving member of the Uchiha clan, Konoha prodigy, number one sought after bachelor, exmissing nin, yada, yada, yada and also as of today he is the biggest idiot in the world. Yaoi, emoness, and a horny Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Evil Pants by Jewl4Life reviews
Yaoi. One Shot. There is a new threat to Konoha and the only one who can destroy it is Sasuke! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prince Charming by crazy-says-I reviews
Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
But I'm Horny by YaoiObsession reviews
Sasuke is horny and wants to make sure that Naruto is aware of that...SasuNaru. Rated M to be safe. But I'm Horny part VI up, last update XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
N is for love by NoNoWriter reviews
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Sleep Over! by E-finch reviews
Naruto decides it's time for a brake and plans a sleepover for everyone. What will happen when it goes out of control and totally insane? Answer: ANYTHING! Warning: containts craziness, Yaoi,booze, and mature content! You've been warned! rated M to be saf
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Reflections by siberianknight reviews
Naruto is knocked out on a mission and awakens in a new place with a Sasuke who isn't quite himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,232 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uzumaki Triangle by Ladelle reviews
Sasuke loves a challenge and Naruto hates to lose. Too bad neither one of them is good at resisting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke and the Inner Emo by Potions for Foxes reviews
In which Sasuke discovers that the internet should not be taken as verbatim and that you should never french kiss with food in your mouth. Warnings: oneshot, slash, mocking of emos but not too harshly, and my strange form of humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
What Really Feels by Selphiebunny reviews
GaaNaru. SasuNaru. Gaara, sometimes, is almost as good as the real thing. And sometimes, Naruto is okay with that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wanna Lick My Lollipop? by animeangel665 reviews
Sasuke never seems in a good mood. SasuNaru with mentions of Kiba Shika. Kind of AU. Contains a young Naruto and older Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gay Day by Oraday reviews
It's time for the annual Gay Day at some random amusement park. Sasuke gets dragged by his brother. Naruto drags his friends. SasuNaru, NejiGaara, and more Yaoi couples than I can count. So much fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,932 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wardrobe Malfunction by kumagorox3 reviews
Naruto is pissed. Very pissed. Why is he wearing a thong to school? AU, SasuNaru FLUFFY Slight GaaraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiriayaNaru, and NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Decoration by megyal reviews
Harry gets another tattoo... and Draco gets his first. A little pain kink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I hate everything about you by Roxxi-koiboto reviews
I hate everything about you, why do i love you? SasuXNaru mildlemon. Song fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So Undeniably Yours by charmedkat48 reviews
Slashy oneshot. A bowl of soup claims Sirius. He is most offended. SBRL, dom!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto and His Body Guard by darktulip reviews
Naruto's the grandson of a famous politician. She hires Naruto a perverted body guard to take care of him. Will Naruto's body guard be able to protect Naruto from himself? Yaoi,KakashiNaruto, onesided SasukeNaruto,as well as other couplings.chaper 4 is up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Monster by TeenageWestland reviews
AU SasuNaru. If anyone had told me I'd be comforting Naruto in my bathroom, I would've checked them off as incredibly stupid. But here I am, on a toilette seat, gracelessly attempting to calm down the most hated person at Lakeview. FINALLY UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,483 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love You, I Swear by edluver333 reviews
Yaoi. SasuNaru. A short poemlike thingy that occurs durring the battle on the bridge w Haku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saint Valentine a la Naruto by Yoru no Tsuyu reviews
After having Sasuke back, they all resumed their normal life. They began dating. All of them, except Naruto and Sasuke. And this is not acceptable! So Sakura and the other girls will start an infallible plan to get them together! SasuNaru. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,746 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sinful Passion by CaptainDorkus reviews
Sasuke is dating Sakura. He comes to take her out on their 1 year anniversary, but stumbles upon some unwelcomed guest. Now he seeks comfort in the only one who can help him. [SasuNaru] slight lemon, not really.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shackled in Chains by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
It's been ten years since they last met, but the reunion isn't what he had expected. The other was swallowed in metal chains, unable to move, speak, or see, and completely defenseless. He couldn't even control his own body anymore, but he was still HIM.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by Higure-san reviews
You watch Naruto the series on television, you know the characters inside out. But there’s more than meets the eye with the two lead actors... [AU, NaruSasu, oneshot] Birthday present fic for Kaikouken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Decadence by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione discovers many interesting new uses for Chocolate Decadence ice cream one late night at the Burrow. Who doesn’t like a little unrestrained selfindulgence?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto's Mistake by Hiki-chan reviews
[Oneshot SasuNaru drabblish] Happy Birthday Sasuke! :D [Dedicated to elloshort]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One wish by kyobu reviews
Sasuke has always had one wish when blowing out the candles on his birthday cake...A Sasuke birthday ficlet oneshot SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Kiss to End Your Social Life by CockroachX reviews
[COMPLETE]In the haze of Naruto’s pleasure he could hear catcalls and whistling, girls crying and mourning the lose of their beloved ‘true love’ Uchiha, deaththreats, mostly from Sakura, laughing, and the sound of faux vomiting..... SasukeNaruto READ AN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unexpected Proposal by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Kakashi thinks he's ready to propose to Iruka, but has trouble forming the words. Will he ever get his message out? KakashixIruka short fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Happy Pill by xRachieChanx reviews
Naruto wants Sasuke to be un emoish. So he goes to the store and gets a certain pill for Sasuke to be 'happy' in many ways. Lets just say he buys extra Viagra for this poor Uchiha and makes him swallow it! See what happens to them! SasuNaru. Yaoi. Read! R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Have Any Secrets? by KawaiiAki reviews
Naruto asks Sasuke if he has any humilating secrets, Sasuke doesn't answer and they make a small bet, Naruto finds out from Sakura that Sasuke is gay, Naruto ends up hurting Sasuke, will the two make up? Will it end in a relationship? Rated for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Resolving by slytherinrules85 reviews
In the sequel to Roommates, Blaise returns to find things almost completely different than they were before he left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,696 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
The Other Light Show by Vree reviews
Fourth of July fic a day late. Naruto's pissed because the fireworks got rained out. Can Sasuke make him feel better? Yaoi, NaruSasu and KakaIru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Early Bird by Lovely Spell reviews
Why is Kakashi sensei early? Who or what is making him actually show up on time? and how does Naruto get involved?[kakashixnaruto] Through a series of deals Kakashi eventually will have it all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Normality by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*currently on HIATUS* *SasuNaru, others* After The Rescue 5 take Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto realizes he can't face the Uchiha anymore, and decides to do the unthinkable... leave Team7. *Chp 6 up!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The NOT So Average Jane by sasuke's-emo-lover reviews
Sakura is a punk, independent girl and is looking for love,like any other girl would.When she meets Sasuke and his gang she might get want she truely wants. i have redone chap. 20 and if you read the original one then im sorry your eyes had to read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,582 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the Wrong Number by Kneazle reviews
While trying to send his crush, Katie Bell, a text message, Oliver Wood misses a number and sends a text message to someone else... someone who might actually be who he's been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
The COUGH COUGH Song by Candy House reviews
Naruto tries to get all the guys together for some male bonding...Conversation evolves...And you can read the rest to find out!Includes: Everything from BOOBS, to GAY MEN, and FRUIT ANAOLOGIES. Comedy, Humor, and some Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ramen Nights by Lovely Spell reviews
Under Construction. Please don't read or more than likely the chapters won't make sense because editing will not be done in order, and the plot will slightly change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nine by elloshort reviews
[Sequel to Three] Nine years. Nine wonderful years with my husband. I know he'll like his anniversary present. GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha Touchy Feely by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student’s extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Oreo Cookies by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru] 'We're done twisting, right? So now we lick.' A small drabble in which Naruto teaches Sasuke how to eat an orea cookie, and where Sasuke has trouble chasing away his perverted thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smut & Cherries by Nyx the Coyote Kit reviews
Naruto isn't at the rendezvous and Kakashi sends Sasuke to investigate. Pointless Smut SasuNaru rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spectrums of Hate by WhimsytheRobot reviews
YukixKyo They hated each other, and to get pass that was near impossible. But there are different boundaries and shapes of hate, different expressions of it. This is just one.2nd installment of the Change Chronicles
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Vanilla by Licia Parker reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday...Naruto attempts to make a cake....fluffy cake smut ensues...rated M for a reason if you don't like don't read SLASH SasuNaru i don't accept flames...i use them to make omelets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three by elloshort reviews
Three years since we started dating. Three hours since I've known. And in three seconds I'll tell you. Please don't be mad. GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
I Prefer The Real You by TenshiXXX reviews
Neji performs the Sexy jutsu. Gaara gives his opinion on the technique. Featuring feminine,prettyboy!Neji and Superseme,perverted!Gaara. Don't read if you are teetering on the brink of insanity, because this will push you over the edge. GaaraNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Man Eater by Cloudy eyed goddess reviews
Sequel to 'Before He Cheats' We've seen what Naruto did in reaction to Sasuke's relationship with Meli, but what about Sasuke's reaction to his relationship with the bleach blonde tramp? R&R Shounenai, SasuxOC and KibaxNaru pairings. No like, no read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Disgusting by postalservice reviews
Two drunk people who fancy each other get a dare. SSHG, please read and review! Rated just to be sure, mild swearing. Story is betad by the lovely RagamuffinSundrop!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Recent Events by Snape's-Mystic-Raven reviews
OneShot On his way to breakfast Albus stumbles across a troubled Potions Master and gives him a nudge in the right direction. Pure Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Is It Always About Naruto! by Inuyasha Uzumaki reviews
Sasuke always sees Iruka with Naruto. Iruka always talks about Naruto. Why! It's bugging Sasuke, and he doesn't know why. Is he jealous? Nah, of course not...Psh, if he wasn't, then It wouldn't be a IruSasu, now would it? Nah..he's just in denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Iruka U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Needed by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Jiraiya finds a beaten and broken Naruto. Naruto finds what he always needed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Surprise Surprise by Airotia reviews
Orochimaru gets interested in what Jiraiya is writing while he's bored. JiraiyaOrochimaru Jiraiya and Orochimaru are about 18 or so
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Nice Skirt, Dobe by Queen Sunshadow reviews
Uhoh. Kohona's laundry is completely messed up, so everyone has another ninja's laundry. Now Naruto's stuck wearing a girl's clothes or else he goes naked. That in itself spells trouble, and a perverted encounter between two rivals? [Oneshot][SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Words and Phrases by Torixx reviews
No' means 'yes'. 'Yes' means 'more'. And 'please' is that ultimate form of submission. But what will happen when Sasuke asks for a new word? NaruSasu, language and sexual themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Invisible Mask by ScaryCrazy reviews
Naruto always seems so stupid and annoying, but what are his real motives for the way he acts? He doesn’t know that he is envied by Sasuke the very person he envies the most yaoi, eventually a lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 85,386 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unseen Love by Forever-Here-Forever-Alone reviews
When Sasuke can't concentrate, Naruto knows he has to tell him. But when things go wrong, the two nin don't know which is more important. Revenge, or love. SasuNaru KakaIruk
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome To My Romance by NariNari reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and Sasuke comes to wish him a happy one. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Understanding your Allegiance by Marari reviews
HGSS When Hermione investigates a mystery in the past, the truth shatters her present. Why is Snape so willing to help her, and when the truth is discovered, will Ron side with her or Harry? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,548 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sining sensations by Lilith Rose reviews
Tohru is in a band and so is Kyo, but what happens when someones manager decides to quit the business, and what becomes of tht band? KyoxTohru, I've decided to continue this story and make a real ending. I had a lot of fun with it and felt it wasn't done.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Tis the night to be horny by HPismysugerquill reviews
one night Fred is walking the halls and hears somthing very wrong indeed...after writing this I was ROTFLMFHO!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cupid's Crush Hold by Ixionrider reviews
It's Valentine's Day. And someone wants to make Naruto their own. NaruKiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would You Do? by Dreamz reviews
Final Chapter Up!Kyo Likes to watch Tohru Sleep but one night he gets caught...and tells her everything!How does Tohru feel?And better yet who's that lurking in the shadows?Rated for Language!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
For every Wrong there is a Right by Trins reviews
Hermione Granger thought her life was perfect, but in the space of 24 hours her life is turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
One Day Late by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
Sasuke finally caves in Sakura, the girl does have a point after all, it's better late than never! SasuNaru...random little thing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentine's Day Surprise by Ryo Toya reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Sasuke wants to tell Naruto how he feels. But where is he? Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu. Rated M for romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Myself, No One Knows Better by ursweetheartless reviews
Naruto struggled a little against the ropes binding his hands above his head threesome, bondage, hj, oral, surprisingly softcore, limeish, NarutoShika? oneshot, read and review?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Hospitals, Acacias, and Mums by ckret2 reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke, Neji wakes up to find an odd guest in his hospital room, with flowers. At first he's confused, but eventually even returns the favor... [Sound 4 arc and Save Gaara arc spoilers. KankurouNeji. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
Learn to Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Many Meanings of Cookies by EdwardAddict reviews
Max is craving some cookies. Upon finding the perfect recipe, she heads off to a motel with the others to try it out. Max and Fang learn the multiple meanings of cookies. FAX ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sort Of by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] Temari's taking forever to get ready, so Shikamaru has a chat with Kankuro while he's waiting. After all, the two of them are friends. Sort of. [Kankuro X Shikamaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kankuro - Complete
My Bleeding Heart by art.ificiale reviews
Tohru meets a new student who ends up bullying her physically and emotionally. Eventually she starts believing what he says and starts to abuse herself. What will happen to her? Especially when kyo finds outKXT i start writing better in chp. 9 so tough it
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,060 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Sleepless by Kativa-chan reviews
Once every sixteen years, from midnight to six AM, Kyuubi is released from the seal. So what exactly will Naruto have to do to keep him occupied? HumanlikeKyuuNaru, yaoi. Rated to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Before He Cheats by Cloudy eyed goddess reviews
Naruto and Kiba go out for a couple of brewskies when Naruto catches sight of his now ex boyfriend, Sasuke messing around with some bimbo that neither of the shocked boys have ever seen! Songfic about how Naruto deals with the situation. Yaoi&cussing&RR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
If you could read my mind, love by Angel of True Hope reviews
Sakura's hairstyle change incident gives her telepathy ability. What would happen if she read our boys, Sasuke and Naruto's mind. Find out yourself. SasuNaru. Major Sakura bashing. Don't read if you are Sakura's fan. A bit of innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Ayien reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,060 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In All Your Fantasies by Supergirrl reviews
Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forever and Always by Supergirrl reviews
All Ari wants is Max, forever and always. Mari
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Ari B., Max - Complete
Last Night by Ryette reviews
A short, weird oneshot about waking up together, and Mrs. Weasley's reaction to her son and Hermione's relationship. Rating may change if necessary. No flames, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas' Present by Yoru no Tsuyu reviews
SasuNaru Christmas ficcie. Naruto wanted to give each of his friends a gift for Christmas. But the only one's left was Sasuke's. What could he give him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Bed With Vlad by Camfield reviews
Phantom only likes to hear 5 words in bed. Vlad isn't one of them. DPDF slash. Pitch Pearl
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Intriguing by dark-night-sky reviews
Yaoi. NejiShika. Being bored one day, Shikamaru goes in search of a shogi partner, only to find himself intrigued by the Hyuuga genius.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Date 911 by cjalyssa reviews
Konoha is having a spring dance, and Naruto is very excited to go. one problem though, he had no date. will he be able to get a date in a span of 30 hours? yaoi, KakaNaru story split in 2 chapters. now complete, thank GOD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Number 10 by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke's in love with the owner of the locker beside him: Locker Number 10. [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai, FLUFF, semiChristmas fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tohru is a gangsta chav by Hug-in-a-box reviews
Tohru wants to be in the trend and becomes a GANGSTA CHAV. Yuki's opinion. PURE CRACK. No point to it AT ALL, so don't read if you want a fic with a pointed pencilly point. WARNING: very very bad language and A LOT of references to sex
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Eleven Reasons Why SasuNaru by Hiki-chan reviews
Sakura writes down a list... [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pure Evil by LA DIABLESA reviews
“Ginny Weasley you’re certifiably mad, Draco Malfoy is just plain bad, in fact he’s evil!” Hermione exclaimed,“So glad to know that you have such an exalted opinion of me Granger, but if you’re through glorifying me could we get going”. Draco said coldly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just What You Want by wonderwall05 reviews
She gulped noticeably causing his grin to widen. One of his hands went to her waist the other brushed her cheek gently going precariously close to her lips.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Your ExGirlfriend by ThEnAmEsGiGi reviews
i always knew i'd up your exgirlfriend. Hermione caught draco in the act of infidelity and leaves him three days before the wedding. draco gets a nice surprise when he gets home from work
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Worst Day Ever by HeadGirl1 reviews
This', she began, sniffling, 'Has been the worst day ever.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape reviews
‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Guardian Angel by Ellie Remy Lupin reviews
He sits in the cemetery, in front of a tall concrete angel.' A story about how Hermione is constantly hurt and only one person knows. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At A Loss for Words by Mabudachi-Luver reviews
Hatori and Tohru are in love... Ha! I finally updated... here's to chapter 18....
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Hatori S., Tohru H. - Complete
Blind Lover by Supergirrl reviews
There were many advantages to having a blind lover. Max knew this well.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Kyo Momiji by LadyMelieka reviews
I suck at titles. Kyo kisses Momiji. I suck at summaries too.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Kyo S., Momiji S. - Complete
Belt Buckles Could Never be so Misleading by balanced insanity reviews
Draco loves Harry, Harry loves someone else...Draco needs to make Harry jealous and he knows exactly who to use...mwahaha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by Beyondthismorning reviews
Naruto finds himself transferred into an all boys boarding school with 3 psychotic roomates. But, That isn't the problem. The problem is, could all these boys be...gay?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U.
And the Greatest of These is Love by hermionestargazer reviews
Hermione thinks her dream has come true when she becomes head girl, until she finds out Draco Malfoy is head boy. Will her dream become her worst nightmare? Rated T for sexual reference and mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 92,233 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
the same old story with a twist by balanced insanity reviews
Yes, Harry and Draco are shoved into a broom closet for hours, sounds repetative doesn't it? Trust me, IT'S NOT. Please r&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Selfish Desire by aluvme reviews
Hiro is sick of being a “sibling” to Tohru. He wants to help her like Kyo and Yuki do. The only problem is, he’s too young and he can’t express his feelings without saying stupid things like “You stupid woman.” Is there hope for the young boy?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Hiro S., Tohru H. - Complete
To Woo the Unwooable by aluvme reviews
After losing a tictactoe game, Momiji has to do the unthinkable... woo Kyo! KyoxMomiji
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Kyo S., Momiji S. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Wasn't Me by Blue-eyed Fox reviews
What will Naruto do if he was caught redhanded?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2006 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kunoichi Marmalade by antiassasinguy reviews
What happens when you're bored off your rocker one night in a bar? Entertain yourself of course! Ladies and Gentlemen... This is the Kunoichi Marmalade.. BONUS CHAPTER UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,874 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Knight in ecto armor by Alexander Hunter reviews
Danny lives with Vlad in his mansion. What happens when Sam and Tucker come vist for a week? Chaos insues. Slash, VladDanny, fluff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Things You Will Never Know About Draco Malfoy by alsdssg reviews
Malfoy writes a letter to his father he has no intention of owling him after the battle with Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
I'm a Zabini by PadfootObsessed329 reviews
AU! Rayanna Kaydence Zabini was left at the doorstep of an Adoption Agency at 8 months old. The person that left her on the steps was none other than Lucius Malfoy. Why did Malfoy leave her there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,500 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Come What May by Serpent of Slytherin reviews
Hermione's life has been torn to shreds. She goes back to Hogwarts for her final year as Head Girl, not knowing that the person she needs most will be right there with her. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,595 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Law by Luisa Weasley20 reviews
The marriage law has passed, and Hermione finds herself with a slight problem. Luckily, one of the Weasley boys is there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
The Perfect View by loverly8 reviews
The seventh years go to Hawaii with a few “specially selected” teachers and the Headmaster. What happens when there is one room left and two people have to share it? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nice, Firm, and Perky by Lotus Aia reviews
[Kakairu Yaoi] Kakashi returns home from a mission with a wound to the head. Iruka fusses and pervy fluff ensues. Aia is not responsible for any nosebleeds from fluffisms. Or from the constant mention of porn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dontcha Love Me? by JFalcon reviews
Mayhem ensues when it is discovered that Iruka has a secret admirer! But who could it be? Naruto will help him find out, and things’ll only get crazier when they do! [Finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Take off your goddamn clothes! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
On a mad whim, Sasuke and Naruto decide to swap clothes. How does this affect their personalities? Not much. But how does it affect their relationship? A hell of a lot. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shiver by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasuKaka ficlet] Sasuke and Naruto have finally found a way to work together, much to the dismay of their teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Chocolate Covered Pancakes by XoXokibasmyantidrugXoXo reviews
KibaNaru! My first fic with these two so be gentle. What will Kiba do when Naruto comes down for breakfast and toys with him? And will our fav. Uke go along with it? Limeish smut! enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Converted Sensations by Tulips and Jill reviews
Hermione's hiding a terrible secret from even her closest friends. Late night rounds and cruel games reveal this secret to the one person who knows her the least. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,159 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex Ed by NintendoGal55 reviews
Iruka is teaching the class Sex Ed...and this story is old and it sucks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Bondage by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNejiSasu] In which Naruto enlightens his lovers as to the benefits of some kinds of chains.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
He is a keeper, after all by longtimefan-firsttimewriter reviews
HGOW Seven years after the defeat of Voldemort, Hermione and Oliver find themselves at a crossroads. Thier paths cross again, and what happens may change them both forever. Please RR Rated for later chapters. ALSO, OWHG dont meet until the 4th CH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,151 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
To Be a House Elf by OtherwiseKnownAsOli reviews
Hermione Granger is officially fed up with people shunning her idea of SPEW. She decides to collaborate with a well known redheaded set of twins to come up with a prank that no Hogwarts student will ever forget. Who knows what'll happen. HG.GW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,173 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Not Everything by Dream4 reviews
WIP Summary: It’s been twelve years since the Golden Trio has graduated from Hogwarts. Eleven years since the finial battle and ten years since Hermione Granger has spoken to the people she once called friends. FW HG Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,741 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee, Tea or Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
When Sasuke refuses to eat anything, Naruto comes up with a plot. 'Coffee, tea or me' [SasuNaru, ukeish Naruto, yaoi, smut, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Matchmaker by Infinite Inficio reviews
Having to return a favour, Hermione is tasked to get Blaise Zabini to go out with Lavender! Blaise thinks Hermione fancies him, and so does Hogwarts! Will Hermione fall for Blaise's charm? And who fell down the window?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,832 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Who's That Girl! by Ashvolt reviews
All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke makes a decision. He chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Roommates by slytherinrules85 reviews
At the start of seventh year, Head Boy and Girl Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger are assigned quarters together. As the year goes on, they discover an ageold mystery and the War becomes close to home. Now AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,229 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Daddy Problems and Dog Boy by Impersonating-an-entity reviews
More serious than the title sounds, full warnings inside. Kind of weird. Kankurou explains some of his history and Kiba picks a strange way to try to help him get over it... Kiba confuses Kankurou....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Roommates by youngwriter56 reviews
PG13mild R for language. When Hermione puts an ad in the newspaper for a roommate, she comes across none other than Draco Malfoy. HermioneDraco completed. sighh
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,147 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
EUREKA! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Did anyone ever tell Iruka that his name sounded like eureka? Well, goddamnit, Kakashi was about to! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Falling for the Wrong Weasley by Sphinxey reviews
Hermione is staying with the Weasley's for a few weeks of summer, but finds Charlie better company than Ron. Ron tries to rape her and soon she finds herself attracted to the wrong person... Will be CWHG, and include mentions of attempted rape. RWHG will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Like Hating Him by basketcases02 reviews
A moment in Ayame's shop causes confusion between Yuki and Kyou and is a catalyst for a series of surprising events. YK. [Complete] Now adding side stories!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,203 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Harry Potter and the Pretentious Inner Monologue by Shananagin reviews
Okies. moonysshadow asked for HarryBill, with bronzed skin, lip peircing on Bill and nipple piercing on Harry. Oh, and throw in a coming out story. So here it is. LJ user Winterwolfsong wrote it, not me. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Harry P., Bill W.
Getting Over It by gracie5412 reviews
Hermione’s finally found the man of her dreams, but will he want a twentynine year old divorcee with two children? And will he be able to bury the fears brought from his old relationship in order to keep her? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,146 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Harry and the Love Tutor by AbstractConcept reviews
SLASH. HarryBlaise, HarryColin. Harry wants to know how to tell if someone is gay. Blaise is happy to show him. Colin, on the other hand, isn’t so happy about Blaise—or the lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Sustained Black by basketcases02 reviews
Haru has gone black and for some reason isn't changing back. His family must work together to get this crazy cow under control. Strong language. Yaoi themes. [Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Everyone Knows by FairlightMuse reviews
Everyone in the world seems to know that Hermione and Remus are in love...except for Hermione and Remus. Can they get by with a little help, and a little mischief, from their friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,821 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Time Revolution by KissThis reviews
Hermione's ritual magick brought back four people from the past to fulfil a prophecy, but they aren't exactly the four she planned on. Are the trio a prehistoric triumverate of power? Will Voldemort be defeated? Love for the Marauders? SBHGRL FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Normal by taitofan reviews
Temari walks in on something she could have done without seeing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perks of Having Writer's Block by Demoness Mark reviews
Hermione is an Authoress of romance novels, and hits every writer's least favorite thing. Can Adrian Pucey help her out of her difficulties. Warning implyed sex HGAP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Hermione G., Hermione G. - Complete
Sharing Among Friends by harrypottermarriedme reviews
Oliver&Hermione get into some zany situtations while being roommates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Oliver W., Hermione G.
The Importance of Ancient Runes by silvernatasha reviews
Starting his sixth year at Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is content. He passed his OWLs with no trouble and is looking forward to NEWTs. Then Hermione Granger walks into Ancient Runes and changes everything. BlaiseHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hidden Village Ninja Academy by Faraway4today reviews
[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
Unbelievably by DanishGirl reviews
[Complete] What if Harry Potter and Ron Weasley had ended up in Slytherin? And the Golden Trio was Potter, Weasley and Draco Malfoy? And Hermione is their favourite victim of namecalling and other horrible thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,779 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Pothead by Mysti1 reviews
Harry gets high and... weird stuff happens. If you're looking for a sick, twisted, hilarious fic, this is the one to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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I'm A Slave For You reviews
Naruto first meets Sasuke in a restaurant he works at. He ends up having to be Sasuke's slave for a while to pay him back for an accident. yaoi. Sasuke X Naruto. formerly A Funny Way To Fall In Love. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boring reviews
Naruto decides to tell Sasuke that he thinks their relationship has become boring. Sasuke is just all to happily giving him suggestions on how to liven things up. Yaoi. All dialogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being Rejected Then Accepted reviews
Hinata first tells a guy she likes, well, just that she likes him. He rejects her and she turns to another guy in the process. Hinata X Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Taste reviews
Today is one of Sasuke's most hated days, today is Halloween. It's all because of Itachi who comes to pay him a visit. Happy Halloween. some Itachi X Sasuke yaoi. Don't read, it's very crappy and I need to rewrite it. T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who Would You? reviews
It all started with Kiba suggesting Sasuke and Naruto play a simple game with him in the mall. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teaching reviews
Kakashi decides that it his time to make sure that Naruto and Sasuke know all about 'it'. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Met Him reviews
Naruto decides to tell Sakura about the new guy he has met. yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Does It Run In Your Blood? reviews
Sasuke enters the school talent show and sings a song he wrote about how Itachi murdering his clan made him think of his brother. He gets his feelings out towards his brother. Sasuke X Gaara. Yaoi. Rated for language. Sakura and Ino Bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
What Are You Doing? reviews
Teme your tongue doesn't go there! Naruto has to deal with being wanted by 3 perverted guys. All dialogue. ItachiXSasukeXSaiXNaruto. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perfect Couple reviews
Neji and Gaara finally decide to announce their relationship to their friends. Their friends then start to come up with rediculous stories about how they got together. Gaara X Neji. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Finding A Lover Was Never This Hard reviews
Sasuke and Naruto go around Kohona looking for somebody to join in their fun. They find quite a few people that they would like to play with that are already taken. They finally realize the most obvious choice. Yaoi. It is NOT Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You reviews
Naruto has a list of things he hates about Sasuke. yaoi. bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Birthday Present reviews
Sasuke gets a special present on his birthday. yaoi. Sasuke X Naruto X Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dates Are Not Always Good reviews
Naruto askes Sakura for a date, she refuses. Sasuke then askes her for a date, she accepts. Dark. Onesided NaruSaku and SasuNaru. NOT a SasuSaku fic. My fic for Friday the 13th. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things Will Never Change reviews
He didn't know why he loved him, all he knew was he did. yaoi. darkish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
He Finally Shut Up reviews
Something is wrong with Naruto. Sasuke notices and starts to get worried. yaoi Sasuke X Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets Are A Horribly Wonderful Thing reviews
Hermione seems to like her new Defense Against The Dark Arts Professor. Maybe a little too much... Hermione X Marcus Flint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Hermione G., Marcus F.
To Be Loved, Or Not reviews
Sasuke gives up the only people that loved him are gone, what is there to live for? yaoi, language, dark. SasukeXKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Troublesome Thoughts reviews
Shikamaru keeps having troublesome thoughts about a certain copy ninja. yaoi. Shikamaru X Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
When Did That Happen? reviews
One day Kakashi notices that Sasuke and Naruto aren't so little anymore. Yaoi and Sakura bashing. KakashiXNarutoXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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