Goddess02007
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Joined 08-22-06, id: 1120344
Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1.

I'm not all that interesting so instead of a profile here are some of my favorite quotes from television:

STARGATE

"I've found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems." --Jack

Jack: So what now?

Teal'c: I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello.

Jack: Call Daniel.

Vala: Question 2, you are in the desert, you see a tortoise lying on his back, in the hot sun. You recognize his plight but do nothing to help, why? (thinks for a minute) Because… you are also a tortoise!

Daniel: Thank you, Teal’c. This conversation has been disturbing on many levels.

O'Neill: No, she tried to seduce me.

Danny: Oh. (pauses) You poor man.

X-FILES

MULDER: Scully

SCULLY: Yeah?

MULDER: I love you.

SCULLY: Oh brother.

FRONHIKE: What kind of drugs is he on?

LANGLY: I want some!

MULDER: You have to admit, that was exciting. Mission Control and all.

SCULLY: Yeah, ranks right up there with getting a pony and learning to braid my own hair.

MULDER: Whatever tape you've found in that VCR, it isn't mine."

SCULLY: Good. Because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER / ANGEL

Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: Um... you hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, 'get the hell away from my daughter.'
Joyce: Oh.
Joyce: So, do you, uh, live here in town?

Cordelia: "This is your idea of hell."
Angel: "Actually, in Hell you tend to know a lot of people."

Cordelia: "Laura thought you hated her. I had to tell her you were challenged."

P.S. I have no idea what the deal is with the spacing on this thing. Go figure.

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The Torment of Tantalus by Karibou reviews
COMPLETE. The team explores an abandoned offworld structure and makes a discovery that has some unintended consequences for Carter and O’Neill. Standalone fic. Total, unapologetic SJ ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,343 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Next Generation: The Future Ancient by JenCamp reviews
The Asgaard were unable to remove the Ancient download from Jack the second time and he is stuck in stasis for seventeen years. The Repository is hereditarily transferred to a child after a JS moment.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Risk by greenconverses reviews
Elizabeth didn’t know what made her angrier: her senior staff’s blatant refusal to take anything seriously or the fact that Rodney had just called John a “cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.” Tag to The Game.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Revelations by Annerb reviews
Jack and Cassie, after the apocalypse. I wonder, if the world hadn’t ended, how long I might have continued to pretend to be something I am not. Gen.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Cassandra F., J. O'Neill - Complete
Colonel O'Neill by JenniferJF reviews
This barely more than a drabble is all Hannah's fault. Really. SJ fluff, of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Ruffled by JenniferJF reviews
Just a short bit of fluff for shippers feeling a bit down in the hiatus
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Fishing by Rachel500 reviews
Sam and Jack find some time to be together at Jack's cabin but will they have to hunt some monsters before they can go fishing?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Danny Day Care by Kate McCaye reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Nightmare Duet by Buffy2204 reviews
Sharing didn't come easy to Colonel Jack O'Neill at the best of times....THIS was just ridiculous! Set in late Season 7 so Pete's around. SJ as always. Ratings change cus on minor swearing soz!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,435 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Blue Eyes by L.A. Doyle reviews
A different take on 'Memento Mori'. What if it had been Sam instead of Vala...and Jack instead of Daniel. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
To Sir, With Love by Denaliyasha reviews
Title and story inspired by a crossword puzzle. Emails in everyday life. Leg men, sudden changes in Jack's IQ, letters to the president, and now the affects of wedding stress and why that's bad. JackSam, DanielJanet ABANDONED DUE TO PLAGIARISM.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Unreality by sharim reviews
When realities merge, which reality is of consequence? SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,076 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Darn Him! by L.A. Doyle reviews
The Colonel’s an attractive man, any hot blooded woman could tell you that.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Life He Left Behind by JenCamp reviews
After the events in 'Beneath the Surface' Jack can't deal with his feelings for Sam and leaves the SGC to help his exwife, unaware that Sam's life is about to change forever. JS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,748 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
THROUGH THE YEARS by JenCamp reviews
My take on what could have been if Sam and Jack met when they were young. SamJack AU of course This is not a modern high school fic. It starts in 1982. CHAPTER 27 & EPILOGUE UP!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,496 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
She's Having My Baby by JenCamp reviews
After Col. O'Neill's runin with the asgaard, Loki, Sam finds herself pregnant and no idea how. SJ. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,888 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Humble Beginnings by Kate McCaye reviews
Just a little ditty about Jack and Sam. I find the GDOs, among many other things about the pilot episode, very humorous. And nobody can convince me Jack wasn't the one who came up with that name. Takes place during the pilot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
The Colonel and General are Sleeping Together by Kate McCaye reviews
Post Zero Hour. Everyone was way too smiley in that episode.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Home Economics by Little Red reviews
SJ. Sam takes issue with something in Jack's house. Fluff. (complete)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
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If I'd Only Known reviews
When SG1 leaves for a routine mission they are suprised to find themselves right back at the SGC. But things are not quite how they left them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Memories reviews
Sam is hurt, and Jack blames himself. Basically fluff with some angst.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas reviews
A little Christmas story for Sam and Jack. Set in season 9 and 10.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete