Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1.
I'm not all that interesting so instead of a profile here are some of my favorite quotes from television:
"I've found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems." --Jack
Jack: So what now?
Teal'c: I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello.
Jack: Call Daniel.
Vala: Question 2, you are in the desert, you see a tortoise lying on his back, in the hot sun. You recognize his plight but do nothing to help, why? (thinks for a minute) Because… you are also a tortoise!
Daniel: Thank you, Teal’c. This conversation has been disturbing on many levels.
O'Neill: No, she tried to seduce me.
Danny: Oh. (pauses) You poor man.
MULDER: I love you.
SCULLY: Oh brother.
FRONHIKE: What kind of drugs is he on?
LANGLY: I want some!
MULDER: You have to admit, that was exciting. Mission Control and all.
SCULLY: Yeah, ranks right up there with getting a pony and learning to braid my own hair.
MULDER: Whatever tape you've found in that VCR, it isn't mine."
SCULLY: Good. Because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER / ANGEL
Joyce: Have we met?
Cordelia: "This is your idea of hell."
Cordelia: "Laura thought you hated her. I had to tell her you were challenged."
P.S. I have no idea what the deal is with the spacing on this thing. Go figure.
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