Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Dragon Ball Z.
-You can trust me with your life, not your donuts
-A positive attitude may not solve all problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
-Lifes Journey is not to arrive at the grave safetly in a well preseved body, but rather to skid in sideways yelling Holy what a ride!
-I am not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
-I smile because I have no idea what is going on
-I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me!
-I am not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute
-On the other hand, you have different fingers!
-Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas