Author has written 3 stories for Dukes of Hazzard.
Howdy, y'all. This here's Dukie n John, and I'm here to tell ya a little bout myself.
Favorite Music: Country/R&B/Metal
Favorite Color: Green, Blue, Purple (sounds like water lol), and orange
Favorite TV shows: Full House, Friends, Grounded for life, The Biggest Loser, The Dukes of Hazzard and Reba
Favorite Food: Macaroni and Cheese
Favorite Classes: Band, Band, Band, and French. I had to replace French 3 with Chemistry this year, but I have a feeling I'm going to love Chemistry!
Favorite Actress: Kirsten Dunst (She's the main character in my favorite movie, Bring It On.)
Whom I want to marry: Jon Maskil..and possibly Nick Jonas ;-)
Favorite singer: Godsmack, Taylor Swift, Shannon Brown, My Chemical Romance, Jonas Brothers, Trisha Yearwood..I could go on (that's more than one, I know).
Favorite Magazine: Seventeen
My Conscious: Okay, for all you authors that I have reviewed, most of the time I sign "dukie n john". John is my conscious. I don't always listen to him. Everything I write in parentheses is what John's saying. (Yeah, it's what John's saying.) Shush, nobody asked you. (sorry) See what I mean? No, I do not have a therapist, nor do I want one. When they want me back, the Tuba-playing Gypsies will come for me.
I'm really really mad at John, my conscious. He won't let me keep the man of my dreams in my closet. Well, I'll let him know that it's only inhumane if he has to struggle. Now, If I knock him out first, then it's still humane because he doesn't have to struggle. It's a simple process, John just doesn't want me to have any fun.
Thus Proving my insanity.
My extra-curricular activities: Band (woo hooo!! GO TUBAS!!); Pulse/Leo (I never know what it's called anymore they change the name so much); Soccer; volleyball. Also I'm in a Christian Drama Club with my best friend. We evangelize to help people find salvation with our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
A little about my looks
Hair Color: Light Brown, although I'd rather have red curly hair
Eye Color: Hazel (I was looking in the mirror last night, and they were green on the outside, brown on the inside, with little light brown specks in the brown.)
Glasses: Unfortunatly. I have awful vision. A mole sees better than I do
Height: pretty tall. Taller than Nick Jonas, but shorter than Joe Jonas (I'm 5'9")
I have Yahoo Instant messenger. My name is tuba.gypsie
I have AOL Instant messenger, too. My name for that is oxoTubaGirloxo
Myspace: www.myspace.com/llama_lova add me!!
My favorite reviews
Here are some of my favorite reviews for my stories:
Forever Always: Why do you keep killing your boyfriend?
Oh My God you killed your boyfriend! and I am adding you to my favorite authors list cause you are my friend
Okay, I don't follow the dukes of hazzard too much(if all)but if adam is the adam I know, aw, he's cheating on you
(Those were from my best friend...)
Ouch: sounds like my average day(clealing colapses onto computer and then the electrical cords snap and a glass of mountain dew spills onto them, electroucuting me)ouch.
(again, from my best friend)
Why: Good story, I could easily see Daisy questioning Kevin. Yeah you got to watch those plot bunnies, they breed like...rabbits. ;) Look forward to more of this story or others.
He Who Laughs Last: Well of course I wanna read it when you tell me you're gonna be writing something, and you bug me so it's only fair I get to do the same,... ;)
It was great my friend, poor Bo, not his day, but at least he got to get a good laugh at Luke in the end, and I know Luke was kinda mean, but thats part of being in the same family. You ain't nice all the time.
Them two are pretty good, ahh, Bo's kinda cute when he's getting anoyed.
I really enjoyed reading it,
take care now cousin
(obviously from my cousin)
You're sure it's not my fault: (so far) hey cuz, good chappie, poor uncle jesse, that cow should be made into hamburger for doing that to him. anywho, update asap!
Update!! Hey Y'all, I'm gonna get to posting right soon, I already have 3 chapters done on my newest story!!
Well, that there's about it. Oh, yeah, my name is Rachel and I'm 16. I tend to talk to myself, my tuba, my cousins John and Jessi (Elenhin and Bo Duke 01), and walls. Walls listen better than my brother. He's not nice to me sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. lol
I used to have another username, dukeaholic, but something happened and i can't use that account, so all the stories in dukeaholic's profile are mine too.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays a book you like. Crazy is when you scribble down on every paper you get "Gaara is hot." Crazy is when you mispronounce (or say really fast) something while talking on the phone with your equally-crazy best friend, and it's yunz'z catch phrase for the next three years (and counting!). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!