Dukeaholic and John
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Joined 08-23-06, id: 1120658, Profile Updated: 08-02-08
Author has written 3 stories for Dukes of Hazzard.

Howdy, y'all. This here's Dukie n John, and I'm here to tell ya a little bout myself.

My Favorites

Favorite Music: Country/R&B/Metal

Favorite Color: Green, Blue, Purple (sounds like water lol), and orange

Favorite TV shows: Full House, Friends, Grounded for life, The Biggest Loser, The Dukes of Hazzard and Reba

Favorite Food: Macaroni and Cheese

Favorite Classes: Band, Band, Band, and French. I had to replace French 3 with Chemistry this year, but I have a feeling I'm going to love Chemistry!

Favorite Actress: Kirsten Dunst (She's the main character in my favorite movie, Bring It On.)

Whom I want to marry: Jon Maskil..and possibly Nick Jonas ;-)

Favorite singer: Godsmack, Taylor Swift, Shannon Brown, My Chemical Romance, Jonas Brothers, Trisha Yearwood..I could go on (that's more than one, I know).

Favorite Magazine: Seventeen

My Conscious: Okay, for all you authors that I have reviewed, most of the time I sign "dukie n john". John is my conscious. I don't always listen to him. Everything I write in parentheses is what John's saying. (Yeah, it's what John's saying.) Shush, nobody asked you. (sorry) See what I mean? No, I do not have a therapist, nor do I want one. When they want me back, the Tuba-playing Gypsies will come for me.

I'm really really mad at John, my conscious. He won't let me keep the man of my dreams in my closet. Well, I'll let him know that it's only inhumane if he has to struggle. Now, If I knock him out first, then it's still humane because he doesn't have to struggle. It's a simple process, John just doesn't want me to have any fun.

Thus Proving my insanity.

My extra-curricular activities: Band (woo hooo!! GO TUBAS!!); Pulse/Leo (I never know what it's called anymore they change the name so much); Soccer; volleyball. Also I'm in a Christian Drama Club with my best friend. We evangelize to help people find salvation with our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

A little about my looks

Hair Color: Light Brown, although I'd rather have red curly hair

Eye Color: Hazel (I was looking in the mirror last night, and they were green on the outside, brown on the inside, with little light brown specks in the brown.)

Glasses: Unfortunatly. I have awful vision. A mole sees better than I do

Height: pretty tall. Taller than Nick Jonas, but shorter than Joe Jonas (I'm 5'9")

Contacting me

I have Yahoo Instant messenger. My name is tuba.gypsie

I have AOL Instant messenger, too. My name for that is oxoTubaGirloxo

Myspace: www.myspace.com/llama_lova add me!!

My favorite reviews

Here are some of my favorite reviews for my stories:

Forever Always: Why do you keep killing your boyfriend?
Adam:What are you doing Jon?
Me:Oh yeah, your girlfriend just killed you on FamFiction.
Me: uh...babaloo?(runs away)

Oh My God you killed your boyfriend! and I am adding you to my favorite authors list cause you are my friend

Okay, I don't follow the dukes of hazzard too much(if all)but if adam is the adam I know, aw, he's cheating on you

(Those were from my best friend...)

Ouch: sounds like my average day(clealing colapses onto computer and then the electrical cords snap and a glass of mountain dew spills onto them, electroucuting me)ouch.

(again, from my best friend)

Why: Good story, I could easily see Daisy questioning Kevin. Yeah you got to watch those plot bunnies, they breed like...rabbits. ;) Look forward to more of this story or others.

He Who Laughs Last: Well of course I wanna read it when you tell me you're gonna be writing something, and you bug me so it's only fair I get to do the same,... ;)

It was great my friend, poor Bo, not his day, but at least he got to get a good laugh at Luke in the end, and I know Luke was kinda mean, but thats part of being in the same family. You ain't nice all the time.

Them two are pretty good, ahh, Bo's kinda cute when he's getting anoyed.

I really enjoyed reading it,

take care now cousin

(obviously from my cousin)

You're sure it's not my fault: (so far) hey cuz, good chappie, poor uncle jesse, that cow should be made into hamburger for doing that to him. anywho, update asap!
(cousin again)

Update!! Hey Y'all, I'm gonna get to posting right soon, I already have 3 chapters done on my newest story!!

Well, that there's about it. Oh, yeah, my name is Rachel and I'm 16. I tend to talk to myself, my tuba, my cousins John and Jessi (Elenhin and Bo Duke 01), and walls. Walls listen better than my brother. He's not nice to me sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. lol

I used to have another username, dukeaholic, but something happened and i can't use that account, so all the stories in dukeaholic's profile are mine too.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays a book you like. Crazy is when you scribble down on every paper you get "Gaara is hot." Crazy is when you mispronounce (or say really fast) something while talking on the phone with your equally-crazy best friend, and it's yunz'z catch phrase for the next three years (and counting!). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Young Shine by Elenhin reviews
This is a story about how two young boys starts their ‘shining’ career…
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Sick Boy by Skabooom reviews
J.O.N.A.S AU not agents. Nick catches a cold and is confined to his bed, which, for an energetic boy like him is not a top priority, but he has a true friend who stays with him despite his sickness. Joick.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Currently Untitled Bathtub Seduction by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. After a long time on the road, Nick's becoming tired, he's ready to just relax...if he could get the chance. One chaotic night of confessions and unintentional discoveries threatens his, Joe's and Kevin's brotherhood. Joick and Javin.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Hopping Down the Bunny Trail by Elenhin reviews
An Easter story for the Christmas season, Bo and Luke celebrating Easter with their family, enjoying Easter baskets and egg hunts. Just a short and cute little story.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
A Duke's Christmas Carol by HazzardHusker reviews
Luke Duke contemplates 'what the dickens' has happened to his life, himself, and his family, in this modern day, customized Duke's version of an old Christmas Classic.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,178 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
And the Days Flu By by Rackuhn reviews
‘Tis the season for this kind of story and if the title don’t give it away, ya better just read the story.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007
Downwind by T.S. Blue reviews
Hazzard is about to experience the strongest wind it has ever felt. Will it blow the Dukes apart? Complete.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,933 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
The New Duke of Hazzard by America50 reviews
Tragedy strikes the Duke family. How will the one Duke it affected the most cope with the loss of the two people he was closest to? OOC Out Of Character
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,980 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Uncle, Uncle by HazzardHusker reviews
Something good comes from everything, but after a tragic event that will change their lives forever, the Duke cousins may be hard pressed to find it.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 186,559 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by baseballfan44 reviews
For all angst lovers! What happens when Bo gets a girl pregnant, but she dies during the birth? Can Luke and the rest of the Dukes help him through it so he can raise the baby to be a good person? PLEASE R & R I worked hard!
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006
Out of the Frying Pan by Rackuhn reviews
Daisy, a frying pan, and two Duke boys running around in the back yard, equals trouble.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Nighttime Wondering by Elenhin reviews
Bo and Luke are out camping, and seeing the sky, a country boy starts to think. One Shot.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Surprising Love by Vinsmouse reviews
Daisy has a new man in her life. How will the Duke men react? This story is focused on Daisy, but Bo and Luke are a couple and that will be mentioned. Sequel of sorts to Won't Let Go, don't need to have read though.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,612 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
IN TUNE by H.G. Stewart reviews
Doc Appleby's Miracle Drug brings on a rather peculiar side effect.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Jesse's Decision by Me reviews
The start of Daisy wearing those shorts, unlike most Southern girls of that era yet many were still in long skirts. From Jesse's POV.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Mall Santas and Yuletide Scares by baseballfan44 reviews
The Mall Santa from A Christmas Story has come to visit the Capitol City Mall when the Dukes were kids. You don't have to have seen that movie to read this story, instead you'll just think I'm crazy.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas Hazzard Style by HazzardHusker reviews
Oneshot Christmas fluff. Silly!
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
The Night Before Christmas Dukes Style by H.G. Stewart reviews
Silly fluff from a Serious Mind...Yeah Right! ONE SHOT
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
A Special Hazzard Christmas by daisyduke80 reviews
Just a little Christmas story I wanted to write. The Dukes have all the cousins, friends and even some emenies up at their house for Christmas. Please Read. It's Complete. Oneshot.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
The Days After The Nights Before by Elenhin reviews
A normal day in Hazzard is when the Duke boys get run into the pond. Not so much normal when one Duke boys get run into the pond, and can’t get out of there.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,689 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Missing Teddy by Vinsmouse reviews
Luke can't sleep, can Bo help?
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Blood Brothers by HazzardHusker reviews
This is the sequel to Horrendous MixUp. Luke has gone back to the war to fight for his country and his life, while Bo fights for his own in Hazzard.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
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Tim McGraw reviews
Daisy has a summer fling named Drew the summer she’s 17. Will she be soon forgotten when Drew goes to college? Or will he never get her outta his head? Based on Taylor Swift’s song Tim McGraw.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
This One Time, at Band Camp reviews
Little do y'all know, Bo Duke used to play the tuba. So, like every good child of the tuba Gods, he went to band camp every summer. Here is his experience. Oneshot, pretty out of character.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
A twisted family reunion reviews
The Dukes go and visit their relatives in Pennsylvania. Then things turn a little twisted. Dedicated to HazzardHusker, Fullmetal Shinobijonfriend, and ashley.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006