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Author has written 3 stories for Angel, and Twilight.

Hello, my dears! Welcome to my profile. Proceed with caution, tread with care. Only enter if you dare.

Titanic: (climbing a staircase as the ship is sinking) "Yea, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..." -male passenger "You want to walk a little faster through that valley there?" -Jack

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: "Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you can come up with another clever idea to get us killed... or worse, expelled." -Hermione

Van Helsing: (to the Frankenstein monster) "Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd." -Carl

Come To The Dark Side... We Have Cookies.

General Info About Me:

Location: USA

Age: 17

Gender: female

More About... Me:

Music Tastes- I'm a rocker girl, so I listen to a lot of Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Seether, Nickelback, and Korn.

Frequently Watched TV Shows- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, The Ghost Whisperer

Movies I Love- The Bourne and Resident Evil trilogies, The Hole, Hannibal, The Skeleton Key, The Matrix (first only), and Girl, Interrupted

Favorite Books- All the Harry Potters, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles

Tra la la...

So, my darling readers, do you sometimes find yourself as bored as I am, with not enough decent FanFictions to pass the time? If so, feel free to roam my "I'm Getting The Next Chapter Out As Soon As I Can, Here's Something To Keep You Buisy!" entertainment section here that I have provided specifically for the NetSurfer in need of a little fun. You can thank me by reviewing my latest stories, which I will try to make as mind-bogglingly awesome as possible, rest assured ;)


A man left from work on a Friday afternoon. But, since it had been payday, he decided he'd go out for the whole weekend, let loose, and party with the boys, blowing his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared back home late Sunday night, he was confrotted by a very angry wife who barraged him for two hours straight with a tirade befitting of his actions. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" she screamed at him.

"That'd be fine with me" he responded dryly.

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday yielded the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her just a little out of the corner of one of his eyes. (ahaha, that one's a personal favorite)


While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone yell "Jesus is watching you." To his relief, he finds that the shouting came from a parrot merely mimicking something it had heard. Amused, the thief asks the parrot for his name.

"Moses" croaks the parrot.

"What kind of peron names their parrot Moses?" asks the robber.

"The same kind of person who names his Rottweiler Jesus" responded the parrot.


Videos You Should Check Out On YouTube:

buffy-faith living dead girl posted by Drusillkash (without doubt the most effort I've ever seen put into a fan video)

Harry Potter rap posted by flamephoenix42

Severus Snape Rap posted by Attackwithnorth

All the Harry Potter Movies in 5 Seconds posted by 5secHarryPotter

Question of the Week

If you were given the chance to become immortal, forsaking your family and friends but permanently avoiding sickness and death, would you take it?

Good Movies I've Seen Recently and Would Recommend:

The Other Boleyn Girl, starring Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and Eric Bana as King Henry of England and two sisters competing for his affections in order to upgrade their family's social status. Eric Bana excellently portrays a cruel, manwhore of a tyrant while Scarlett pulls off her character's goodness and lovability to a tee, and Natalie exudes strength, rebellion, and ambition better than any other actress I've seen. Extraordinary film; the acting, picture, and storyline are well worth the effort it takes to get off your bum and go rent it.

Deja Vu, starring Denzel Washington. Mr. W. plays a good cop who tries to prevent a terrorist attack which killed 543 people by going back in time through the use of a government-discovered surveillance system which has the ability to disrupt the time flow continuum. Discovering that a beautiful young dead girl is somehow linked to the mass murder, he also attempts to save her, like all hot action heroes.

Double Jeopardy, starring Ashley Judd. AJ's character is framed for the murder of her husband by none other than her husband, and is sentenced to six years in prison for the un-committed crime. After a half dozen years in the slammer, she goes on the warpath to finish off the alive and kicking slime ball, protected under the Double Jeopardy law which states that you can't be charged with the same crime twice, meaning that she could walk into the Mall of America in broad daylight and shoot the (beep) without being arrested for it.

Here endeth my rambling. Onward, brave soldiers... fun stories can be found below.

Where the Path Leads by PassionRulesUsAll reviews
A member of the Volturi finds himself falling for a human girl in the 19th century, who is already taken by Edward Mason. What happens when this girl becomes a part of the Volturi, only to cross paths with her first love more than a century later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007
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Invincible reviews
What happens when Edward gives into temptation and kills Bella instead of going to Alaska? Set during the events of Twilight. Heroes/Twilight crossover. Rated T for violence and possible language/sexual content if continued. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
Warrior of the People reviews
Arabella Swan is not your average teenager. Endowed with incredible skill, strength, and speed she is something other than human, and she uses that advantage to hunt and kill the Vampire species. Twilight revamped
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Villains & Angels reviews
A whole new Connor finds himself falling for a supernaturally talented young woman, while the team struggles with a whole new set of obstacles and enemies. Set at the beginning of season 4.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007