THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE
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Author has written 114 stories for Sly Cooper, Family Guy, Orson Scott Card, King Of The Hill, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Futurama, Lost, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean, Simpsons, Napoleon Dynamite, Bionicle, Garfield, Peanuts, SpongeBob SquarePants, Austin Powers, Indiana Jones, Psychonauts, Seinfeld, South Park, X-overs, Scrubs, House, M.D., Red Dead Redemption, Breaking Bad, Batman, inFAMOUS, Hey Arnold, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, and Last of Us.

also my naem iz nott pete petersen lol or experience its andy and im tha number one school bus

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from now on ima post new chapters of my storiez every monday wnesday and fryday ya heard?

i fuckin luv tapout shirts and mma

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I HAVE AN ERECT PENIS WITH 8 BOMBS STRAPPED TO IT WHO WANTS TO FUCK

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the band slipknot is gay but i made the account when i liked that shit, i like rap cuz its the best music eva! weezy bitch!

Man shit it's been a fucking while hasn't it.

lil wayne gwine get sum

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my name is now THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE

my name's not really pete peterson, its...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. Blah...quabbly...mamoha...dopo...dupo...tarfo...blaggggooottttooooopppp...poop

not DA The Baconator

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scott kiaser is a kid from my school who betrayted me and made fun of my storiez and say'd they sucked so fuck that rat bastard. he will pay. richard also made fun of my stories :( so will pichard. i punched him in the face and put them both in my storiez to make fun of them XD XD XD XD XD XD XP XS XSX also i punched richard and scott in the nose!

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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Get Ready)
My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Kill Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Love Someone)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)

For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang
All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang
Wild mustangs the porno flicks
All my homies in the county in cell block six
The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for DB Cooper and money he took
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

What
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Love, and for the hate
And for the peace... WARRRRRRRRRRRR

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
(Come On)
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex
I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed

Chorus:
Because you know you're so hot, I want to get you alone
So hot, I wanna get you stoned
So hot, I don't want to be your friend
I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again
...Yeah...C'mon...Yeah

You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of fate
I can tell you're trouble but I still want a taste

Chorus x2

Because you're so hot I want to get you alone
I want to get you stoned
I don't want to be your friend
I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again

See you again
See you again

It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

Chorus:
And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabama once again
And I think it's a sin, yes

Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they love the governor, boo boo boo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come, Alabama

Ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
(Yes, they do!)
Lord, they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Alabama, oh, sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama, Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you, yeah yeah
Montgomery's got the answer

the glass gladiator is me

the glass gladiator is me

is me

me

I AM A WEATHER BALLOON MAN

I AM A WEATHER BALLOON MAN

I AM A WEATHER BALLOON MAN

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i be blowin hella cheddar

scrilla

yo would hit this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

3/12/08- hey hey i wanna be a rockstar!

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chocolate, chocolate chocolate, chocolate milk milk milk

all i gots to get my fill fill fill

chocolate milk kid is here

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FUCKING READ RED IT IF YOU DARE!

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no longer am an i dr. rockso or one bad fucking prostate exam. i am now mr.hands rules!1

I'm the trillest of the trill..You the fakest of the fake
Intro
gdfgfdgfd Hey man, why can't you leave me alone? I want you gone, you little prick. Gtfo, get the fuck out.
Don't be a

Time to spit some serious shit. I'm the gangsta. Set to the beat of 99 Problems By Jay-Z.
(Down with the D-Bag!)
Hey man, why can't you leave me alone? I want you gone, you little prick. Gtfo, get the fuck out. At
least I can actually show myself!
Yo, it's the King of the place, called destroyer of fakes
He emerged at the trap, from the zone of the flake
Caught a case, and he still keep a chrome on his waist
For the haters in the face, gettin' thrown in the waist
Like a pussy motherfucker named jessie tryna test me
On your best behavior what your faggot ass best be
Choose words carefully when you address me
You ain't gotta like me, but you're gonna respect me
(Or else) or else you get wet like a jigsknee
Take ten of these and live, that'll impress me
Put dumb shit on your profile like you'll best me
See you on the front of the story list, like that upset me
Go fuck your stuffed animal in the ass, I aint mad 'bout shit
Try me, shot quick, that's all your ass gon' get
Goddamn fucker, lyrically I'll murk you
Physically I'll hurt you
You don't have an Empire, all you got is a curfew
Pussy boy playin' with me, you'll be in the dirt soon
Look you in the eye see you sweat like perfume (muah)
So go on, keep runnin', you dick sucker
I'ma swing, show the world that you just a schizo-fucker
Daddy shoulda got some head, wish he woulda worn rubber
But he didn't, so now I guess the world gotta suffer
You the kind of wigger, gangsta's done had enough of
So I'ma take pride when I ride through and bust you
Your an albino and your dad's a wino
But I must admit, your mom is a fine ho
Try me nigga, I aint the one
I got 99 problems, se ain't one (ha, hey, hey)
I got 99 problems, he ain't one
This pussy wanna beef when he find him some
I got 99 problems, gfdgfd ain't one (ha, hey, hey)
I said, I got 99 problems, Darius ain't one
If he havin furre problems, I feel bad for him, son

Dumbass fucker, shut the fuck up
No gives a fuck about you and your weak-ass life shit
Stop taking it so seriously and do something good with it
Enough talking all this dumb shit, it's almost like your wasted
Enjoy living the rest of your life in your mother's basement
Never been seen life outside the cellar
He's too busy jerking off to furre porn like Old Yeller
The only pussy you get is the furre kind
Who likes that? Those who have a psycho-mind
You say I'm done with Fanfiction, I ain't believin' that shit
I'll just wait til a new persona comes and you'll still be a hypocrite
Have oral sex with some furre and try to get them to suck
Swing when you see me, little man, I don't give a fuck!
Cause I know you just a lame brain and your friends ain't tough
Know your aim ain't shit, know your fight game suck
So I couldn't imagine who reads your dumbass fanfic
Just some kids, your parents, and alot dick
Imma stand up high, man, I set the principle
All you do is lie, and everything you say is fictual
I demand my respect, and I'll die about that
But im'a hit you with the take, and let you lie about that
You only hide from me now cause you can't handle the heat
Why run away like a bitch? Cause you fear defeat
So be a bitch and ignore me or this shit ain't done
Your story does nothing except make a whole lot of noise
It's all paranoid using words hopped up on steroids
You only flame people so they'll read it and see the shock
Now you can go back to bed and continue sucking Ziggy's 1-mm cock
Try me nigga, I aint the one
Me talking

uck, nigga
I heard you talking about me, nigga
You wanna see me, nigga? Come see me, nigga
ATL, Westside's only one, you understand that, nigga? (Bankhead)
Mattafact, I'll come see you, nigga
In the suburban are of Houston, nigga, I know you can't come to the city, nigga
Fuck boy
Nigga, wasn't you a janitor in highschool?
You sucka ass nigga, you thought we forgot?
Nigga Hump said he made you put on the mothafucking leprechaun suit, nigga
You talkin' bout you got rich off that shit, nigga
You ain't even get no cunt, nigga, till this next album
(You lil' bow tie wearing ass nigga)
And it's leased, too, nigga
You better not go over 20,000 miles, nigga, that's fifteen hundred extra
You know what I'm saying, you sucka ass nigga
(Top hat, wearing ass nigga)
Nigga, how I'm livin'? Nigga what? Nigga, nigga,
you rented that mo'fucking house
in Galveston, Ohio, nigga for six thousand, nigga,
you think I didn't know about that, don't ya, nigga?
Imma expose yo' pussy ass nigga
You ho ass nigga
Wait till I see ya, Imma slap you in them white gold teeth you got nigga
That ain't no mothafucking platinum, 30 g's my ass, nigga (ha)
Nigga, you must've forgot, nigga, Paul Wall made grills, nigga, that's my mothafucking partner, nigga
30 g's my mothafucking ass, nigga
Imma get a grill, nigga, just to show yo' mothafucking ass what 30 g's look like
Fuck boy (ha)
Lil flip, man, how dare you, for real, man
King of the mothafucking South, nigga
We are bout to tear this ho, nigga, can you belive it?
Lil bitch, man, will you get me one of them bow tie's and one of them top hats, nigga, please, I need one
A glitter bow ties, and one of them top hats
I want... This halloween I wanna be the leprechaun, ha this halloween
Could I please get a glitter bow tie and a top hat, please?
And my very own little pot of gold to squat over like a bitch, you sucka ass sweet boy nigga
Nigga, I'll mothafucking beat yo' ass, man
You gon' make a nigga do somethin' to yo' little pussy ass
Keep on talkin', nigga
I'm done with you for now, nigga, I'll be back, though
I'm done with you for the moment
Ha (gunshot)
(flig) And I'll adore you, I'll treat you like milk,
I'll do nothing but spoil you

chapter 2 of the phantom menace will surface soon.

my name is now Dr.Rockso the Rock and roll clown

my name is now Nathan explosion

my name is now gufaw

my name is now toxobox...

my name is now orangekat.

im done with this bullshit for GOOD

remember the word doc.

my name is now the world's favorite.

THE BIG BANG IS HERE THE BIG BANG IS HERE THE BIG BANG THE BIG BANG THE BIG BIG BAND BITCH

HHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO I HAVEE THA LAST LAFF eat my SNOT!

The horse is ever so dead, mother fucker. Do you find it pro-fucking-vocative?

10/1/07 i changed my name from dingus killer to BURN MOTHER FUCKER BURN

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO PERISH. DIE DIE DIE YOUR TIME ON THIS PLANTE DIE FUCKERS I WILL END THIS WEBSTIE TODAY1

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9/27/07 i changed my name from gernkadarno to Dingus killer.

9/26/07 that asshole orangefat will die for making fun of me and i will kill of its friends too

9/20/07 i changed my name from tonka truck fuck to Gernkadarno

9/14/07 i changed my name from rick ross to TONKA TRUCK FUCK!

9907: I CHANGED FROM GUFLAW TO RICK ROSS! RICK ROXZ!

9/4/07 i changed my name from pogostick carpet faced genius to guflaw.

9/1/07 i put all those assholes in my new story the deathful night. BWAHHHHHHAAAAHHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAH

8/30/07 thank fucking god. that traitor richards isnt in any of my fucking classes.

8/22/07 i changed my name from magic jesus to pogostick carpet faced genius

8/15/07 i changed my name from wings of a butterfly hero to magic jesus

8/10/07 i lied. i will never leave this place. i will be its demise

http/slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/art/gdgdfgdfgfdgfd-62397591

New Story: SNEAKY SATURDAY: WHERE ASCOEWRTT SLY SWITCH PLACES!

8/9/07 http/www.meatspin.com/ is not my homepage anymore. it was a fucking joke don't click on it. i'm done with fanfiction. the torment is too much for my soul to bleed any more. goodbye i love you

8/7/07 richard, plz save me.

8/6/07 o god, my wrists never stop hurting.

8/4/07 These conformists keep fucking up the forums.get the fuck out you faggots.

8/2/07 i am surrounded by conformists.

8/1/07 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU SCHOOOOOLLLLL!

7/26/07 I DON'T WANT SCHOOLING! It gives me pain in the wrong way not the good way.

7/25/07 I can't take this anymore...

7/20/07 The Unltimate Battel will return and the first chapter will be good unlike scoot.

7/15/07 SCOOTT IS A ASSHOLE!

7/14/07 Richard is a SOB. He is a traitor. I fucking hate him.

7/13/07 Tomorrow will be better. I promise.

7/12/07 My wrists bleed with unending pain. Only Richard can help me now.

7/11/07

7/11...almost like 9/11 but with a 7. Why is life so fucking cruel to me!

7/8/07

You shut your fucking mouth. That is chemically and genetically wrong. STOP IT!

7/4/07

Just another day with some superficial meaning.

Just another day of the past once tommorow becomes today.

Just another day without physical contact.

And so I grieve, as I know no one of great significance will respond to my muted call.

I am emo. I emo. Emo I.

7/3/07

Let me give yo a 411.. I hate you all.

6/30/07

I dreamed about Christine again, seeing her beautiful face curl into a smile
as she dumped me and went off with her boyfriend, a mime. She built me up and
tore me down.

Now that I have shared this, I am depressed and must cut.

5/24/07

Something is very wrong. The pills aren't helping. The orange light is still there. My eyes burn every time it enters my skull. I can't fix this. I_am _not_in_control_for_once_in_a_long_time. Nothing_is_right_anymore. Not even the gods can save what once was. The greater spirit guides me. He shows me the path that I will take. I can't erase him. The only question now is, how long will it last?

666

http/www.goldlyrics.com/

My old homepage. Don't go to my new one. Please. you spin me round and round and round like a record baby.

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The Great Mystery. I understand it. I see it. I believe it.

On this account, I only write good stories and my best stories. Here's a song I wrote called

DAM

Damn you

Stay away from me

I got a disease

Everyone is dying/sleeping

Fuck you

For putting your hate in me

Fuck you

For putting your faith in me

Everyone is sleeping...

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scott is a kid from my school who betrayted me and made fun of my storiez and say'd they sucked so fuck that rat bastard. he will pay. so will pichard. i punched him in the face

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Call Me When You're Sober by xxxstatansblood666 reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper And The Final Cut by Catalystic Regency reviews
Enter the nightmarish realm of truth and reality. Rated M for strong violence and gore, strong language, sexual situations between humans and furres, and anti furre dogma. Chapter 4 added!
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2007
The death to Umbridge clan by The incredible miss traveler reviews
The beginning of my travles. I go to Harry Potter world to make Umbridge pay for living. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Harry P.
Cookie by Sly is mine reviews
whatever
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Whatever by Sly is mine reviews
whatever.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Everything's relatative by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
When a simple heist goes wrong, Sly ends up playing babysitter to Carmelita's baby brother's while a maniac he has to stop plans for a world empire. Chapter 20 is up!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,759 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Don't Leave Me Here by Heiduska reviews
Sequel to Exquisite Christmas. Jenny sees something she shouldn't have and then things start getting worse. Then it's up to the Cooper Gang to save her. Rated for some violence. Completed!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Shadow’ness Ebony Darkness Death Raven Satan Smith by Gabriel-Celesta reviews
A goffik girl comes to Hogwarts where she falls in love with Drako and another pupil. You get to know about the great goffik outfits they wear too.I wonder is anyone can guess what famous fic this parodies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2006
My Bleeding Crimson Despair by DrakosGurl616 reviews
Harry Potter's adopted daughter comes to Hogwarts expecting another normal year. But Voldemort has returned, along with death, pregnancy, and unwanted romance! What will she and her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
T3H DRAMA ZOMG by Jentaro reviews
A parody fic. Not much to say. If I had to summarize it, I would say it's over the top emo, and really pointless. Rated 'M' for T3H DRAMA!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Hermione G.
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Game of Thrones: The Winds of Winter reviews
As seasons change and lives grow, new dawns are reborn.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/17/2013
Mint Leaf reviews
It's the end of an era for Don.
Mad Men - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12 - Complete
Breaking Bad Sly Cooper: Walt and Jesse Teams Up with the Cooper Gang reviews
Walt invents a machine to go to Sly Cooper's world with his best friend Jesse Pinkman.
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Sly C., Bentley, Walter W., Jesse P.
The Simpsons: Grandpa Becomes Not Old Anymore reviews
Grandpa drinks a mysterious potion that makes him young. But what does this mean for the Simpson clan?
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6
Sly Gets A Pencil reviews
Sly finds a pencil.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27 - Complete
Bob Forgets How to Cook Burgers! reviews
Bob completely forgets how to cook his famous burgers because he's not a smart person and a big stupid dummy.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2014
Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending reviews
John Marston saves the wild west and becomes a hero.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Jo. Marston, L. Ricketts
The First of Us reviews
Joel and Ellie try to survive in a messed up world.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Ellie, Joel, OC
Batman: The Blackening reviews
Batman enters a dark world filled with evil after he makes a terrible mistake.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Bob's Burgers: Bob Dies reviews
Bob eats his last burger.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Complete
Walt Jr Goes to Prison reviews
Hank catches Walt Jr. doing something he shouldn't be doing and sends him to prison.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2013
Walter and Jesse's Adventure reviews
Walter finds hidden treasure in Mexico and heads there with Jesse. What secrets will they find?
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Walter W., Jesse P. - Complete
Sly Gets an Xbox One reviews
Sly Cooper purchases the popular video game console on launch day.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11/22/2013
Bees reviews
Arnold hatches a devious scheme to live forever at school but will it really last forever?
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Complete
Carnivaldo reviews
Arnold goes to a carnival that will change everything in his life forever. But for the good or for the bad?
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Arnold - Complete
Soda Pop reviews
Don makes something cool.
Mad Men - Rated: M - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013
Star Wars: Obi Wan Kills the Queen! reviews
Obi Wan really does it.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Ad Men reviews
In a world of regular and irregular, Don Draper becomes the man he always dreamed of when he stumbles upon his newest idea.
Mad Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013
Sly Cooper 100
This is my 100 story so I did a story about Sly Cooper to celebrait and thieves in time is out today.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sly C., Penelope - Complete
Arnold Dies a Painful Death reviews
Arnold encounters the man who will end his life.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Arnold, Grandpa/Phil
Arnold's Bloody Thanskgiving reviews
Arnold enters his final Thanksgiving.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Arnold, Eugene
Infamous: Cole Goes to Hell
Cole finds a shocking new enemy as he goes on a world tour around the globe with Zeke.
inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Cole MacGrath, Moya J.
Indiana reviews
Indy gets teleported into the year 2008 by an evil force. Will he last or lose his mind?
Indiana Jones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008
Walter White Dies
Walter White dies a death most tragic.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Published: 8/20/2012
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace reviews
The galaxy's worst fears arise when the Phantom Menace returns...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Dr House In: Cuddy Buddy reviews
Dr. House finally tells Cuddy about his feelings.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Sly Cooper In: The Violator reviews
Everything Sly Cooper believed to be true is shattered when a close friend betrays him completely.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Murray, Carmelita F.
Sly Goes To the Dentist reviews
Sly go to the dentist and he finds a secret
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sly C.
House Dies A Horrible Death reviews
The end of Dr. House.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Sly Cooper Gets Stuck On An Island reviews
Sly gets stuck in a island with Murry and Bently like Tom Hanks did in Castaway.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
SLY! The Musical reviews
Sly Cooper stars in his very own musical.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Uncrediballs: Sly Gets Super Powers reviews
Sly gets super powers.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Sly Falls Down reviews
He gets pushed.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Sly Gets A Monster Truck reviews
He uses and utilizes it to destroy his enemies and steal.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008
Sly Cooper In: NO! reviews
Sly says no a lot.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Murry the Robot
Sly and Bently turn Murry into a robot.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
If Clockwork Was Gay reviews
this is a story where clockwerk is gay.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
JD Dies A Horrible Death reviews
J.D. dies, finally.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Sly Mutates Into An Ugly Creature
He become very ugly.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Sly And Bently Actually Make Iced Burritos reviews
It is good.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper And THE Big Words reviews
Sly and his friends say a lot of big words.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007
Sly Cooper and the GOLDEN PANTS reviews
Sly buys Golden pants from a China Man.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
SLY COOPER VS THE ATTACK OF THE CLOIST LOISTS reviews
SLY COOPER VS. THE ATTACK OF THE CLOIST LOIST MONSTERS!
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Sly Becomes A Cabinent Then A Helocopter reviews
Because a wizard turns him into these things.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper And the Unthinkable reviews
Bently makes a laser that makes everyone talk funny.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Cooper Makes Hunting Legalized reviews
COOPERMAKESHUNTINGLEGALIZEDBUTHISPLANBACKFIRESANDHEBECOMESHUNTEDHIMSELF BY CARMELITA.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007
SLY AND THE MAGIC GUN reviews
A Poem About The Magic Gun.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Attack of the 50 Foot Nerd reviews
A big nerd comes from a volcano and sly must kill it.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Adam Sessler And Morgan Webb Die Horrible Deaths reviews
Xplay dies.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Sly COOPER is Scarred reviews
Sly Cooper on MTV's Scarred.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
SLY HAS FUN reviews
Sly has fun.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper In The Ultimate Battle reviews
Sly Cooper has returned from the depths of hell to face his biggest enemy yet.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007
Sly Gets Wasted reviews
Sly drinks to much alchol. Don't drink and drive.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The Death Of A Nerd reviews
Sly kills the geekazoid.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Sly Gets Trapped In The Internet reviews
Sly gets trapped in the internet and becomes evil.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Sly On Cribz reviews
Sly Cooper on mtv cribs.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
The Vehicles OF Sly scooper reviews
This is a project.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Crack Is Wack reviews
Sly becomes hooked on crack cocaine and sell his wiener to buy more. Remember, crack is wack.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Sly Gets The Death Sentence reviews
Sly is arrested and gets the death sentence for a crime he didn't do.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Cartman Kills Everyone reviews
As a hilarious prank, Cartman kills everyone. Tons of profanity inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Thieves N' Coppers reviews
Sly and friends form an electronic rock and roll band.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant reviews
Sly and Bently open a resturant to go against Murry's resturant. Scoot is in it.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Sly Dies reviews
Sly Cooper is dead. Time to cry.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Saturday reviews
Sly switches places with a person like Freaky Friday.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007
Jerry Seinfeld Dies A Horrible Death reviews
Oneshot where Seinfield dies a death that is bad.
Seinfeld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Muhwey reviews
Murry gets a disease where can't say words that have the letters L or R in them.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Sly Becomes Famous reviews
Sly Becomes famous.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
In The Name Of God, Stop Being Such A Ho reviews
I like Sly. I wrote a poem about him.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Sly 4: Big Time Fight Scene
I can't explain it's charm.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Sly Robs WalMart
Sly robs walMart in a cool way.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 8/2/2007
Sly Goes To The Carnival reviews
Sly goes to the carnival to find pain and suffering.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007
Bently Invents A Calculator
Bently invents a calculator That Can See Into The Future. what does he see? terrible stuff.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007
Carmelita And The Corsonch reviews
The scientists at Interpol make a deadly new weapon called the Corsonch for Carmelita that can destroy theive's souls.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007
Murry The Emo reviews
Murry becomes an emo just like eveyone else.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Sly Makes A Bootleg DVD And Goes To Jail reviews
Sly is a idiot and makes a bootleg DVD.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper Loves PCP And Heroin reviews
Sly becomes hooked on PCP and heroin.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007
Raz Dies A Painfull Horrible Death reviews
Very violent one shot story, not for those with weak stomachs.
Psychonauts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The War Between Cops And Thieves reviews
This is the epic war between the cops and the thieves that happened in 1300 A.D. If you enjoyed 300 or Braveheart give this story a shot.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007
The Inevitable: Jar Jar Binks Gets Killed reviews
It was inevitable. Finally the thing that ruined Star Wars will be destroyed in gory ways not once but twice. R & R. Rated M for gore.It you haven't noticed yet, it's a twoshot character death.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Sly And Bently Accidentally Kill Murry reviews
Sly and Bently accidentally kill Murry.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Indiana Jones 4: Indy Is Dead reviews
The final movie in the series where Indy dies. This is very violent.
Indiana Jones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper And The 23 Brigade reviews
Murry puts a hit on a Sly so only one group of people can help him, the 23 Brigade!
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper: The Blimp reviews
Can Sly defeat the blimp?
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007
Austin Powers Dies A Horrible Death reviews
Not for the weak stomach people.
Austin Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper And The Thievious Racoonuts reviews
Sly Cooper finds a robot of himself named ROBOSLY. What can this robot teach him about life and himself? Only pain.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
Sly Cooper: The Beast Awakens reviews
Since its Halloween, I feel like making a horror story, but not any other story, a gory and dark one reminiscent of Bhorror movies. Sly gets bit by a wolf ad the Gates of Hell are opened.Rated M for gore, language, and other possible situations.Enjoy this
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
Sly Cooper And The Theivious Racoonus reviews
When a game of Go Fish between Murry, Bently and Sly goes wrong, all hell breaks loose.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007
Sly 4: Aftermath reviews
It has 30 years since Sly 3. Sly is now a detective. He has a gun.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Spongebob Squarepants Is Dead reviews
Very violent story.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Charlie Brown Is Dead reviews
Charlie Brown forgot that the Great Pumpkin is evil and wanders into the pumpkin patch. It will be his last trip...
Peanuts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Bart Simpson Dies A Violent Death reviews
After wandering into Springfield Elementary, Bart pulls his final prank on Skinner.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Garfield Is Dead reviews
Very disturbing story where Garfield the fat cat is slayed.
Garfield - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper Goes back To High School reviews
After getting arrested by the cops, Sly and the gang can go free by going back to high school!
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007
BIONICLE THE STORY! reviews
I made this more fun. Don't read it.
Bionicle - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Napoleon Dynamite 4:Napoleon Is Dead reviews
The newest Napoleon Dynamite movie where he dies.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The Simpsons Movie 2: Homer dies a death reviews
Very disturbing story. Reand and review it.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper: The Final Scratch reviews
Enter the world of horror and sysphilis.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Pirates Of The Carribean 4: Jack Sparrow Dies reviews
The new Pirates of A Carribean movie where Jack dies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones - Complete
Shrek 4: Shrek Is Dead reviews
This is the new movie where Shrek dies.
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Sly Cooper Fakes Rabies reviews
Sly is bored so he fakes rabie as a funny joke.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
The Sweet Smell Of Putrid BloodMold reviews
Treat it like a good story and rot in hell.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Harry Potter Is Dead reviews
This is what happens in the last book. Read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Legend Of Zelda Song reviews
A song about the Legend Of Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Believe reviews
More oneshot goodness. Full summary inside.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Sly Cooper: NuMetalHeavy Metal Songfics reviews
It's back with a vengeance but with a few changes. Bands include Helloween,Disturbed, and the best of all, SYSTEM OF A DOWN!
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/15/2006
Jack Shepard Dies A Horrible Violent Death reviews
The title says it all. Rated M for violence and language and GORE!.One shot character death.GOD'S SAKE, SOMEONE PLEASE REVIEW IT ALREADY!
Lost - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Jack, Hurley - Complete
Painkiller reviews
A stupid story I wrote. It's a sevenshot character death.Rated M for gory violence. Don't take it seriously.FOR GOD'S SAKE, SOMEONE REVIEW IT ALREADY!
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006
Sly Cooper Gets Rabies And Goes On A Gory Rampage reviews
The title says it all. Rated M for gore.Sly X Carm. REVIEW IT! Or go flame it. I don't care.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
Manwiches Of Doom! reviews
One shot character death. It is rated M for gory violence.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - P. Fry - Complete
Count Olaf Dies A Horrible Death reviews
One shot character death.Summary inside. WARNING: IT IS GORY!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Count O. - Complete
Hank Dies A Painful Death reviews
One shot character death. R & R. Rated M for gore and language.GOD'S SAKE, SOMEONE REVIEW IT ALREADY!
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Frozen Flaming Bean Ball of Death! reviews
One Shot character death taking place at when Ender was at Battle School in Ender's Game. R&R
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
The Return of Murray reviews
The long awaited Return of Murray the Hippo occurs in this story along with Sly Cooper and Bentley. R&R
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Peter Dies A Violent Death reviews
A stupid story I made. It's a one shot character death. Peter searches for the notorious serial killer Evil Andy. You can guess what happens...Rated M for GORE! R & R! THAT MEANS REVIW IT!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Peter G., Brian G. - Complete