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Joined 08-23-06, id: 1121001, Profile Updated: 08-06-09
Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Comics, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

"Come over here and help me."
"I can't. I'm helping Dad get over this fear of bleeding..."
Me and my sister, two minutes ago

Some of my favorite books (and series):

The Wheel of Time
The Belgariad
The Goose Girl
The Midnighters
Ender's Game
Septimus Heaps (even though its really predictable)
The Hollow Kingdom
The Death of the Necromancer (Hearts!)
The Scarlett Pimpernel
Les Miserables
Lord of the Rings
The Tears of Artamon
to say Nothing of the Dog

Favorite Manga:
Immortal Rain
Descendants of Darkness
Kagen no Tsuki
Pet Shop of Horrors

Favorite Anime:
Princess Tutu
Yugioh! (Season zero is the best!)
Rurouni Kenshin
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Fullmetal Alchemist
Death Note
Ouran High School Host Club
Trinity Blood

Some quotes to give you a good chuckle:

"Children like you are eaten in third world countries!"

ZIM: "Tacos are NOT worth ruining the mission!"
GIR: "Maybe you're right... Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too!"

Man captured: “The only who person ever to escape... never made it out.”

Dib: “What's the matter, ZIM? Don't they have rain on your planet?”
ZIM: “Of course! We, oh such rain we had! Eh... It was delicious!”

ZIM: “What is wrong with these people? This place is just begging to be destroyed!”

ZIM: “And then, how many promotions until I am made ruler of the planet?”
Simon: “About... Four…”

MS BITTERS while Peep( a hamster) turns the hamster wheel: “Take a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.”

"I wanna go out in a blaze and flaming glory!"
-Neonn, describing how she'd like to die.

"'Is that what you want to be when you grow up? A hermit?' he asked. Obi-Wan gave him a flat look. 'And give up clubbing? I'd rather have my own padawan turn to the dark side and murder me!' he sneered. Long ago (1977) in a galaxy far, far away George Lucas suddenly sat up and began typing excitedly at his computer. "
-a fanfic!

"Kirstin, what's my occupation?"
"Lady of the Night."
"What's a--no I'm not!"
-Neonn and Kirstin (they had to 'develop' their characters for a school play)

"I have a crush on EVERY BOY!"
-Teen Girl Squad

"I think my friend and some presidents just flew by."
- Teen Girl Squad

"Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
- Teen Girl Squad

“We tried to call you, but we forgot.”
-Teen Girl Squad

“I’m gonna miss her.”
“I’m gonna miss video games.”
-Teen Girl Squad

“This lion’s innards are lookin’ SO GOOD!”
-Teen Girl Squad

“World-wide starlets get much boys, or so I have read.”
-Teen Girl Squad

“We’re ointment!”
-Teen Girl Squad

“I can over achieve like a bandit!”
“I can date Science Fiction Greg!”
-Teen Girl Squad

“Taking the vowels out of words doesn’t always make them cool.”
“’m srry”
-Teen Girl Squad

“I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!”
-Teen Girl Squad

“Strong Bad, were you just first-basing it with that piece of loose-leaf?”
-Teen Girl Squad

"Is it time to go, yet?"
"Hang on. I'll go ask the Nazi."
-Neonn and Ben, talking about the librarian at my school

"For the last time, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUG LORD!"
-World of Warcraft, as quoted by Ben

"This is not Highway 89"
- a sign near my house

"Congratulations. You've just made the biggest mess ever concieved in a public restaurant."

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The Melancholy of Haruki Suzumiya by pause.rewind.PLAY reviews
Kyonko is dragged into a world full of espers, time travelers, and robots when she meets Haruki Suzumiya, and nothing is the same anymore. GENDER SWAP. ORIGINAL RETOLD.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Beneath the Surface by Ferris Ulf reviews
The Millennium ring has been lost for some time, forgotten by Yugi and his friends who have continued on with their lives in a time of peace. But when Yugi comes upon the ring again he must reluctantly decide the fate of the item...and its occupant
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,271 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Bakura - Complete
Their Love in Fifty Words by Hikari Kaitou reviews
KxF oneshots. Challenge 43: Anxiety. Kyle has managed to locate his wayward slave and is planning his attack. Meanwhile, Kurogane gets elfin Fai to tell him his story.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 264,953 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Kurogane, Fai
Inherit the Wind by Crumpled Piece Of Paper reviews
It was stupid, a love doomed from the start. It should have never worked...We didn't need the pain. But I couldn't leave you...I couldn't let you die. Casteshipping PharaohxThief
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Atem, Thief Bakura
Don't Let Go by blackrose1m reviews
A perspective piece of the transformation sequence from 126, and after Fai wakes up.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Padded Cells by Yami hitokiri reviews
AU After a series of strange accidents Yugi's sent to a mental hospital. What is this voice inside his head? What is hidden in the Red Wing? How are there other people with his powers? Shonenai YY RB MM KJ !COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,813 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Way it Goes by Pysche reviews
ONESHOT Living underground your whole life can really wreak havoc on your social skills. BakuraMalik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
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Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend reviews
Everything's over. The Pharaoh and the Millennium Items are gone, and everyone is trying to live their lives. However, living is hard when you know too much.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
The Evil Overlord of Domino High reviews
The Overlord rules over the student body with an iron fist. It's up to Yugi to defeat him, mostly since no one believes him. Basically the result of writer's block on my serious story and too much sugar: Don't worry, there will be more chapters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba
Sanctuary reviews
In every heart there is a sanctuary, even one as dark and cold as mine. Kleptoshipping YBxY Rated for um...Bakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Bakura - Complete
Dreams Can Mess You Up reviews
Yami had a strange dream about a beautiful girl, but how can he find her? The result of too little sleep and too much Yugioh. Darkshipping. I'm sick of keeping secrets til the end of the story:
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura - Complete
Shadow in the Dark reviews
Based on the manga/season zero. I am lost in my own mind. Yami no Yuugi's POV.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Yami Yūgi
Blue Skies: a oneshot ASPS fic!
Summaries stink so hold on! The socalled superhero Agent Speckle and his selfproclaimed sidekick Flii Swattr Gii must battle traffic lights and Agent Speckle's nemesis Mr. BAD Man! Red Bull floats and giant pink fly swatters abound! The ONLY ASPS fic here
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete