Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Comics, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
"Come over here and help me."
Some of my favorite books (and series):
Some quotes to give you a good chuckle:
"Children like you are eaten in third world countries!"
ZIM: "Tacos are NOT worth ruining the mission!"
Man captured: “The only who person ever to escape... never made it out.”
Dib: “What's the matter, ZIM? Don't they have rain on your planet?”
ZIM: “What is wrong with these people? This place is just begging to be destroyed!”
ZIM: “And then, how many promotions until I am made ruler of the planet?”
MS BITTERS while Peep( a hamster) turns the hamster wheel: “Take a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.”
"I wanna go out in a blaze and flaming glory!"
"'Is that what you want to be when you grow up? A hermit?' he asked. Obi-Wan gave him a flat look. 'And give up clubbing? I'd rather have my own padawan turn to the dark side and murder me!' he sneered. Long ago (1977) in a galaxy far, far away George Lucas suddenly sat up and began typing excitedly at his computer. "
"Kirstin, what's my occupation?"
"I have a crush on EVERY BOY!"
"I think my friend and some presidents just flew by."
"Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
“We tried to call you, but we forgot.”
“I’m gonna miss her.”
“This lion’s innards are lookin’ SO GOOD!”
“World-wide starlets get much boys, or so I have read.”
“I can over achieve like a bandit!”
“A B’GRL PRTY!”
“I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!”
“Strong Bad, were you just first-basing it with that piece of loose-leaf?”
"Is it time to go, yet?"
"For the last time, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUG LORD!"
"This is not Highway 89"
"Congratulations. You've just made the biggest mess ever concieved in a public restaurant."